April 12, 2006

G8: Blue Jays 8, Red Sox 4

Blue Jays - 320 020 010 - 8 16 1
Red Sox - 000 211 000 - 4 6 0
Tubby McFatty made another rehab start last night. Unfortunately it was at Fenway Park, where the Blue Jays slapped his flat pitches around for five runs in the first two innings -- and the subsequent loss counted in the AL East standings.

And this tub of goo bitched to Tito about not being given the #2 starter spot? Bah.

Dustan Mohr and Wily Mo Pena hit home runs -- as did Ortizzle -- but it was not enough.

3 comments:

Robin said...

He is one tubby SOB. So when he goes down for the year with a snackfood related injury, do we spring for Clemens? Or trade the FARM for Willis? Or does everything get shuffled around and Papelbon starts... and we have to deal with the heart attack that is Foulke. By my count... not enough pitchers!

allan said...

good stuff, yaz.

it's nothing new from wells.

during the 2003 WS, he laughed about how fat he was and how he didn't exercise much, then his back fucked up and he flamed out in the second inning and sank any hope the Yankees had of beating the Marlins.

then for two springs with the Sox, he's blabbed about how he knows his body and knows what he needs to do to get ready for the season. and has proceeded to then get his pitches smacked all over the lot.

i never liked him anyway -- how can you root for a blowhard with such thin skin -- but i'm beyond sick of him at this point.

i kinda wish tito had written the game off, and let him rot out there on the hill, amid the ever-louder boos.

i do feel confident that the club will not give wells much rope.

Zenslinger said...

Agree or not, Yaz laid a fine piece of writing on us there. Thanks for taking the time to do it right.