October 18, 2007

ALCS 5: Red Sox 7, Spiders 1

Red Sox - 101 000 230 - 7 12  1
Spiders - 100 000 000 - 1 6 1

Beckett: 8-5-1-1-11, 109
Beckett was absolutely amazing tonight -- everything we could have hoped for -- near Pedro-esque in his ability to toy with the Cleveland hitters! Along with a fastball sitting at 95-97 all night long, he also used a devastating 12-to-6 curve that made more than one Spider look like a fool. In the post-season, he now has a BB/K ratio if 1/26.

A Yook dong gave the Red Sox a 1-0 lead in the first, but Cleveland tied the game in the home half. Sizemore doubled, moved to third on Cabrera's single and scored on Hafner's GIDP. After that, only one other Cleveland batter touched second base -- and that was in the ninth inning against Jonathan Papelbon.

Manny was robbed of a two-run dong to right-center in the third, but he did get an RBI out of it -- Boston led 2-1. They held on and broke it open with two in the seventh -- Pedroia double, Youilis triple, Ortiz sac fly -- and three in the eighth -- three walks, an error, a bunt single and another sac fly.

So it's back to Boston for Game 6 and G38 on Saturday night.


***

Manny: I'm a bad, bad man, man ...
Josh: [must ignore, keep staring straight ahead]
I feel like we're going to win and take it back to Boston and play another day. When you see something's that never been done before, you can believe in anything.
Jason Varitek:
There's a faith. It's like being able to come back late in a game. You have people that have done it, the team has done it, and done it on different occasions. You should have confidence that it can be done.
We just have to win [tonight].
Yerry Francona:
Just play the game that's in front of us.
This team is so loose. That's baseball. We happened to lose three in a row, but we could just as well win three in a row, too. ... Even though we're down, I still think we're set up pretty good.
Yook also echoed Manny Ramirez's thoughts:
You have to have the same mind-set every day in big games. You can't change things. You can try to make adjustments pitch to pitch, but you can't change your approach ... You have to stay calm and collected and you have to have fun. You have to have that energy flowing and be excited to go up there.

***

Josh Beckett / C.C. Sabathia
One. One game. One win. That's all.

Not three, not two.

One.

Tonight.
It's pretty clear.

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Daniel said...

Meaghan says "None of this win or go home crap, I want to win and go home"

laura k said...

the dominator!!!!

allan said...

shit - shades of Pedro changing speeds on these overmatched fools.

Amy said...

Phew, through 6 and we are still ahead. COME ON, BATS NOW! I WANT SOME BREATHING ROOM.

thatdietcokegirl said...

9th K for joshy!!

bam.

ok let's stab cc.

s1c said...

Domination, I said Domination.

Dear Fuck Yeah,

A lead off hit would be much appreciated.

Thanx,

RSN

Colin said...

Josh Beckett will burn your villages and take your women, that is if Ohio has any decent women.

Colin said...

If not he'll relocate to his hunting grounds in Beantown.

allan said...

we know the rivers there are flammable.

Amy said...

Ofer, I take it you got a picture if you are seeing the pitches. GDGD sure couldn't do it!

Rob said...

9 strikeouts in 6 innings.

Betancourt, Mastny warming in the bullpen.

laura k said...

breathing room, ah, what would that be like?

tim said...

we know the rivers there are flammable.

Probably. Anything coming out of Lake Erie.

thatdietcokegirl said...

so wanna break this bastard open.

Daniel said...

breathing room, ah, what would that be like?

Remember Game 1? When Beckett only had to throw 80 pitches, because we didn't need to dominate so much?

tim said...

YES FUCK YA!

thatdietcokegirl said...

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Amy said...

Dustin definitely finding his bat. Sooo good to see.

laura k said...

FUCK YEAH DOUBLE!!!

did you see him slap his hands when he reached base?

s1c said...

RSN says:

Thank you Fuck Yeah!!!

score some fragging runs!!!!!!!

Colin said...

And DP's pissed off mode does justice to him again!

Daniel said...

Dear RSN,

Your wish is my command.

Love,

ROY

tim said...

s1c, I like your formula.

Dear Sweaty Dongs,

Another would be much appreciated!

-RSN

laura k said...

oh yeah, game 1. feels like sooooo long ago!

Ofer said...

Ofer, I take it you got a picture if you are seeing the pitches. GDGD sure couldn't do it!

Oh, yeah. Let's just say that I got some help from above (:

Fuck Yeah!

thatdietcokegirl said...

did you see him slap his hands when he reached base?

i love that. it's like the gestural equivalent of 'fuck yeah'.

tim said...

Canadian Club definitely will be gone before MBM comes up.

tim said...

YESHSHAALSKDJASL:kdJASLP:"DKJAS:Ldasd

Daniel said...

YES!! I love it when fat men hit triples!

Gambrinus said...

!!!!!

s1c said...

YEAH BOY

Dear RSN,

Will a triple do?

Youk

thatdietcokegirl said...

OH OH OH!! 3-1!! YOOK HALF-DONG! (thx redsock)

Amy said...

YEs YES YES!! Now we are talking! SCORE MORE!

BREATHING ROOM = at least a five run lead. But I will take anything.

Colin said...

Hell yeah! Have the gates opened?

Ofer said...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

He deserves even more O's for that!

laura k said...

sweaty triple!!! THANK YOUUUUUU YOOOOOK

thatdietcokegirl said...

nite carsten.

allan said...

sweet sweet triple.

SoSock said...

So, I guess we'll do better now that I'm where I really wanted to be.
Zen, I know what you mean about watching alone or with a crowd. We are supposed to watch the Saturday night game (because there WILL be a Saturday game) with friends. Part of me thinks that that would be fun, but the other part of me would rather be home, posting on the game thread, and focusing on the game without having to be "social."

Know what you mean Amy. We had a houseful tonight and when Lofton started running his mouth it was all I could do not to go to the den and see what you guys had to say! :)
And now YOOK - triples - and IT"S ON !!!

Rob said...

That's not gonna get Grady laid tonight!

tim said...

Oooh C.C. gone, this is when the game slows to a crawl and my wine wears out faster than intended.

nixon33 said...

fuck grady, and his ladies.

s1c said...

Dear Papi,

Just hit the ball hard.

Thanx,
RSN

tim said...

I was yelling "INSIDE THE PARK!" when that ball went off his glove. 3B will do though.

allan said...

there might be some red sox fans in clev willing to give sizemore the time of night.

10 hits & 2 BB for cc in 6 innings

tim said...

Dear Papi,

Just hit the ball hard.

Thanx,
RSN


P.S. Not to a player wearing a hat depicting a "Wahoo".

Amy said...

SoSock, so you brought those two hits with you? You'd better stay then.

Ofer said...

Ha! I'm not leaving in the middle of this game! I'll work until 4 AM if I have to, even though I fly back to the States tomorrow at 10... If I could watch games at 2AM in Israel, this is nothing for me. It is, after all, the MF playoffs.

allan said...

RH for FLO!

Amy said...

I will take a sac fly, if nothing else.

tim said...

Papi squeeze?

Amy said...

Like I said, I'll take the sac fly.

laura k said...

here comes our breathing room!

s1c said...

4-1.

Thank you Papi!!!!

tim said...

wooooo!

Daniel said...

Dear Amy,

I was thinking HR, but now that you mention it ..

Love,
David Ortiz

Gambrinus said...

I wanted a dong...but I'll take it.

allan said...

buck says ramirez drives in the run after yook triple.

uhhh, ortiz?

Ofer said...

A 3-run lead should be like a 7-run lead, the way Beckett is pitching tonight.

Colin said...

Remember redsock it's Buck. Don't flatter him with suspected intelligence.

Daniel said...

buck says ramirez drives in the run after yook triple.

uhhh, ortiz?


Potayto, potahto.

tim said...

Talk of Game 6 starters...all right then fox!

Amy said...

I have learned to be grateful for whatever scores a run in these games. Better a sac fly than a K or ground out.

allan said...

fox graphic has carmona allowing 44 runs in 4 innings in G2.

we REALLY shoulda won that one!!

SoSock said...

Wow, I actually heard something semi-intelligent. The key to this scoring was Peds getting on to start - somerthing he has not been doing. Somewhat obviouse, but at least not stupid!

Ofer said...

Oooh... let's make that 'if necessary' line in the FOX graphic obsolete.

laura k said...

manny started mummy-ing there - just in case

tim said...

I need that prescription...

thatdietcokegirl said...

that's right. wear out betancourt. g'head.

laura k said...

If I could watch games at 2AM in Israel, this is nothing for me.

a true fan

i wonder what i would do, since i'm unable to stay awake for even a west coast game!

allan said...

buck acting like out non-bot relief arms are weak. where have you been for 2007?

tim said...

becks 7th
gagne 8th
snuff 9th

bwahahahaha thats just mean.

s1c said...

Yo, McMoron, the way Beckett is pitching he isn't going to have to do a six out save.

Besides, have you ever heard of Okajima?

Colin said...

Nuts...oh well I'll be hoping Kielty and Tek can soften Betancourt up somethin' fierce next inning.

Rob said...

Three run cushion feels much better right now. They're starting to come around. And remember, it's not usually a sudden wake-up. You get signs that they're coming out of it until they are, ya know, out of it.

Kielty's night should be done if not right now, in the top of the 8th. J.D. Drew was left on deck.

allan said...

JB: 79 thru 6.

keep a rollin'.

tim said...

that etrade commercial was pretty fuckin awesome

Colin said...

gagne 8th

How dare you even make notion to such heresy!!!

Amy said...

If I could watch games at 2AM in Israel, this is nothing for me.

I bet that's not the toughest part about living in Israel. :)

Rob said...

Besides, have you ever heard of Okajima?

I'm sure he doesn't trust Okajima because he looks at the ground. :P

Drew in RF.

Ofer said...

BTW, Redsock and L-girl: remember how I said that I don't have the whole McCarver hate thing, since I barely ever heard him watching games back home? The hate is coming, and it's coming strong.

allan said...

80 picthes actually.

he should go 8 ... + bot = plans for saturday.

s1c said...

Bud Light opera commercial is so freaking stupid.

Dominator, dominate please!!!

allan said...

BTW, Redsock and L-girl: remember how I said that I don't have the whole McCarver hate thing, since I barely ever heard him watching games back home? The hate is coming, and it's coming strong.

If we were playing the Yankees, you would have mailed him a letter bomb by now.

laura k said...

Ofer, I knew it would catch up with you sooner or later. Sooner or sooner.

tim said...

Bud Light opera commercial is so freaking stupid.

I thought it was pretty awesome :P

thatdietcokegirl said...

nice play by the docta!

Amy said...

Tim, please, no Gagne jokes. My heart cannot take it.

laura k said...

mais oui

laura k said...

"indians fans want it to end right here, tonight"

it does: they're last home game of 2007!

Ofer said...

If I could watch games at 2AM in Israel, this is nothing for me.

I bet that's not the toughest part about living in Israel. :)


Yep. The public transportation sucks and they don't sell Pepperridge Farm cookies. It's horrible!

s1c said...

I want a pitch under his fragging chin.

tim said...

Tim, please, no Gagne jokes. My heart cannot take it.

Well you just have to realize that it's a joke (fictional) and that any sort of non-fictional approach to said heresy would be a prerequisite for each and every poster in the history of the Joy of Sox site to swarm my computer area with loaded revolvers and simultaneously discharge them into my skull.

Ofer said...

Did Lofton just spit on himself?

Amy said...

I am beginning to think our pitchers should not be trying to field the balls hit their way. That's the third time it has cost us an out.

tim said...

that mf'ing drum is back.

s1c said...

Is anybody warming in the Pen???

Ajax said...

Do you expect the Sox to keep Lowell next year? On NASN I heard it's not certain yet. It's the only television news source I have here.

Greetings from Amsterdam! (5 a.m.)

laura k said...

no milanos?! how do you manage? ;)

SoSock said...

Alas, I guess throwing a PS gem and fielding also would be asking toomuch. I'll take the PS gem myself. He can work around the fielding

Amy said...

LOL, Ofer! My daughter lived in Jerusalem for 6 months and was amazed at the resilience of Israelis. And not over lack of Pepperidge Farm cookies or subways!

thatdietcokegirl said...

could totally go for a pepperidge farm milano right now.

laura k said...

milano, me too, the orange variety

2 out!

Amy said...

Wow, welcome, Ajax. It really is Red Sox World.

Daniel said...

Hey, what's the record for most comments in one JOS game thread?

tim said...

Just as good as a K.

I love the "390' RBI Single" - go fuck urselfs.

thatdietcokegirl said...

yes. orange + chocolate. mmmmmm.

mook said...

i'll take an alyssa milano please

nixon33 said...

blake doing a two-step cause of the curve

laura k said...

we've gone over 700, but we've never been to 750.

yet.

tim said...

Hey, what's the record for most comments in one JOS game thread?

I thought it was in the 6--'s but if not we've gotta be approaching it now...

Amy said...

One more strike, Josh. DO IT AGAIN.

allan said...

Most comments:

730 - ALDS 3.

A late-season MFY game had 729.

tim said...

soon to be laura, soon to be...probably by the time the 8th rolls around.

s1c said...

Actually I think we have been over 750. But it doesn't matter I see 800 on the horizon!!!

thatdietcokegirl said...

YES!

lofton you can just run back to the dugout kthxbaiiii

laura k said...

yeah, orange + chocolate = good cookie

I LOVE JOSH BECKETT

tim said...

WOOOO be10kett!

allan said...

lofton runs, but it's called strike 3.

sorry grandpa.

Amy said...

So glad he heard me! OK, I really wouldn't mind a few more runs. Even though I know the bottom half is up, hope springs eternal.

SoSock said...

Note to Crisp - 2 hands PLEASE. That ball knocked his arm back. I HATE trying to convince my 13 yr-olds to use 2 hands when they see all this by the MLers
2nd note to Crisp - LEARN HOW TO FUCKING BUNT! You cost us at least 1 run by not executing.
3rd note to Crisp - How about a hit or something? Understand that if I'm running this show you're sitting and LBJ is playing by now.

thatdietcokegirl said...

or the field even. (damn)

s1c said...

yeah, orange + chocolate = good cookie

More of a oatmeal raisin man myself.

(since no one answered before, Are the soles of my feet supposed to be tingling five days after a pedicure?)

Daniel said...

Free copy of Babe Ruth and the 1918 Red Sox for comment #1000, whaddaya say?

allan said...

Just checked -- ALDS 3 - 730 is the top.

G150 (MFY) had 1 fewer.

This will set the record - woo hoo

tim said...

sosock for manager! or influential asst-mgr!

Amy said...

No way we won't break the record for posts tonight. We are already at 715, and it is only the top of the 8th, and we seem to have LOTS of people posting. The more the merrier. Let's go for 800.

Ajax said...

Thanks Amy.

I wish they scheduled more day games though... would make it much easier for Red Sox fans living in Europe to watch the games.

But I gladly loose some sleep to see this one!

allan said...

1000? sure!

i don't wanna count them though.

thatdietcokegirl said...

*tap tap tap* everybody's waiting for you raffy.

laura k said...

feet aren't supposed to tingle at all! that's weird.

i like oatmeal raisin too.

i just like cookies. they're my fave dessert.

nixon33 said...

my brother brought up a godd point saying that tito isnt really doing coco any favors by playing him now, hes a fucking mess. needs to get him outta the lineup so he can get his shit(head) straight.

allan said...

i'll try to figure out who is 1000 -- if we get there.

laura k said...

nix's bro is right, i agree

hello ajax from amsterdam. are you watching on mlb.tv?

Amy said...

S1C, did they scrape at the soles of your feet? Do they look red? I have heard of people having trouble if they scrape off too much skin.

SoSock said...

On Fire - leading off!
Tek is starting to look a little more like Postseason Tek (a different creature who closely resembles Early Season Tek)
I see good things on the horizon!

Colin said...

3rd note to Crisp - How about a hit or something? Understand that if I'm running this show you're sitting and LBJ is playing by now.

This is why I pray that LBJ makes his glorious appearance at the Fens on Game 6.

Daniel said...

my brother brought up a godd point saying that tito isnt really doing coco any favors by playing him now, hes a fucking mess. needs to get him outta the lineup so he can get his shit(head) straight.

This seems to be a pattern with Tito. *ahem*Gagne*ahem*

tim said...

1000? sure!

i don't wanna count them though.


Count backwards?

Colin said...

And I really wish Fox wouldn't record the bat sound like that for a foul...it always deceives the shit outta me. I don't hear that shit from NESN, so don't Michael Bay fucking baseball.

s1c said...

Amy - yeah, they scraped and no, they are not red, but so baby butt soft (at least that is what bh says).

Amy said...

I wish they scheduled more day games also, especially on the weekends. There are never any in the post season. All about the all sacred buck.

Ajax said...

No I'm watching NASN. We do have that channel here. I do have Mlb.tv as well, but it's always delayed for about a minute, and sometimes they forget to take away the annoying Commercial Break screen between innings!

allan said...

DDrew.

laura k said...

amy, i love day games too, but more people can watch at night. isn't that better? and not for tv revenue - for fans.

tim said...

woo! other people that like oatmeal-raisin! fuck yeah!

DREWWWWWWBB!

thatdietcokegirl said...

aight. i'll take a walk.

SoSock said...

Drew! - On Fire and ON BASE!

s1c said...

OK, we have the lead off man on again. More runs please!!!!

allan said...

finally - a use for mirabelli.

Daniel said...

I love the OBP perspective, so you can walk and still be on fire!

Amy said...

Drew on base!!

S1C---probably your new skin is tingly from being walked on and everything. It'll toughen up in time for your next pedi!

thatdietcokegirl said...

they're always messing around in the bullpen lol.

laura k said...

what's nasn?

tim said...

so don't Michael Bay fucking baseball.

lmao, reminds me of the new south park. michael bay, hahahaha.

mook said...

how effing crazy is papelbot?!?

i love that MFer!!

laura k said...

bot w/ the ymca :)

tim said...

Y
M
SEE K!

Amy said...

Well, except for folks like you and Allan, most people could watch day games on weekends. But for you guys, I will argue for night games.

thatdietcokegirl said...

nasn is what they watch in europe.

s1c said...

,ocoC raeD

Base hit

Thanx,
rsn

allan said...

E 1

Amy said...

Finally, a break for our guys!

Daniel said...

Alright, trading E1's!

tim said...

YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY CRISP YOU SHITHEAD

it better not save his ass for game 6 tho.

Ofer said...

Ococ, you lucky bastard...

thatdietcokegirl said...

lugo are you capable of donging at all??

Ajax said...

It's the European channel for North American Sports. Too much college football though.

Colin said...

Coco you don't get credit for that. Cleveland just gets an error. LBJ for replacement!

laura k said...

you'd think no one ever made an error in tim mccarver's days. shut up you old fart.

Benjamin said...

So which is it, McCarver: pitchers used to field better, or pitchers never field well because of extra natural movement on their throws?

I hate this man.

tim said...

As a general disclaimer reminder for my comments...

I did mention in the last game thread to "put the kids to bed" or something...so, FUCK IT!

allan said...

modern pitchers cannot field their position sez mcmoron.

because all players at all other positions never make bad throws.

SoSock said...

ococ - LUCKY BREAK! You actually blew uit again, but the E1 bailed you out.

tim said...

LUGO!!!!!! NICE

thatdietcokegirl said...

everybody's saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe!!!! (feels good)

Amy said...

Wow, LUGO AND CRISP are on base!!

laura k said...

way safe! bases loaded, one out. how many will score????

allan said...

LOADED for ROY!!!!

Colin said...

You see Coco? Lugo knows what to do! Now follow example!

s1c said...

Bases loaded for Fuck Yeah!!!

I smell runs!!!

Dear Fuck Yeah,

Just like last time please!

Thanks,
RSN

laura k said...

i know, ococ and lugo both on base, it's like i need my eyes checked

SoSock said...

HOLY SHIT!!! Some SERIOUS excitement there!!
Great move Lugie!!!
I'm smelling a big inning!

Daniel said...

Fuckin Tom Mastny. Maybe they remember him from last time and can pound the shit out of him.

thatdietcokegirl said...

i love how there's a gay version of this levis ad on logo.

Rob said...

Great bunt by Lugo. And people said he can't bunt! I'm sorry, you must've been mistaken. That's Coco who can't bunt! Heh. That was a beauty, though. One more run will feel so much better. Of course, more than that is welcome!

allan said...

how many?

3.

at least.

let's ses it, justin!

Rob said...

And look at this! 786 comments!

You'll have a new record tonight, RedSock!

Amy said...

i know, ococ and lugo both on base, it's like i need my eyes checked

LOL! Enough to make the dog look at me with her head cocked. I love when they do that.

laura k said...

tdcg, me too, but it would be better if they showed it on all the channels. just like any old commercial.

but still, it's cool.

tim said...

Observation: I'm pretty sure FOX cut out the "YMCA" before Pap did the gesture the second time, so they wouldn't have to pay licensing rights :P


"Do not miss a single pitch" - yeah right Buck, your stupid fucking ads will make us miss SEVERAL pitchers!!!!!

thatdietcokegirl said...

lg, i know i know. someday...(in like, never;))

Daniel said...

I love the gay ad for Chemistry.com (which they are showing on non-gay-specific channels). Hilarious.

allan said...

passedballa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5-1

tim said...

PASSEDABALLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob said...

PASSEDBALLA!!!!!!!

thatdietcokegirl said...

OH YES!!!!! DOH!!

laura k said...

amy, one of our dogs does that constantly. it's super easy to make her do that - any funny noise you can make, she'll put her ears way up and cock her head sideways. SO CUTE!

5-1!!!!!

Sir Jahmez said...

PASSEDBALLA JR.

SoSock said...

A GIFT!!
Should we send a TY card?

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