Rays - 002 100 002 - 5 12 1Jason Bay's two-run home run to left in the eighth gave the Red Sox a 4-3 lead and it looked like Boston would move into first place in the East once Jonathan Papelbon disposed of the Rays in the ninth.
Red Sox - 100 100 020 - 4 6 1
But leadoff hitter (and pinch-hitter) Dan Johnson cranked a 3-2 pitch over the Red Sox bullpen in right-center for a game-tying home run. Then, with one out, Fernando Perez doubled high off the Monster and Dioner Navarro doubled into the left field corner to give Tampa Bay a 5-4 lead. (Where's Bot's splitter?)
In the home half of the ninth, Troy Percival walked Mark Kotsay. Jason Varitek tried in vain to bunt, and was then frozen on a nasty 1-2 curveball for the first out. Percival fell behind David Ortiz 3-1 -- was he pitching around him? -- before Flo flew out to right field. Terry Francona then sent Jacoby Ellsbury in to pinch-run for Kotsay at first. Why didn't Tito do this as soon as Kotsay walked? With no outs or two outs, Ellsbury was the potential tying run -- and giving him an opportunity to run with Varitek and Ortiz at the plate would have been wise.
With Coco Crisp at the plate and two outs, Lyndon did run -- stealing second easily and going to third when Navarro's throw short-hopped into center field. Alas, Crisp ended the game by popping out to second base.
The Twins beat the Royals 7-2 to move 6 GB the Red Sox in the wild card. The Blue Jays swept a day-night doubleheader from the White Sox 3-1 and 8-2.
With Toronto 7 GB Boston in the wild card race with 18 games to play, the Canadian sports media will insist that the Jays, with seven games remaining against the Red Sox, have a decent shot at the post-season. It's sad to see such rampant delusion go untreated -- in a country with universal health care, no less.
***
Scott Kazmir (2.99, 144 ERA+) / Daisuke Matsuzaka (2.88, 157 ERA+)
The Red Sox have won 10 of their last 13 games and a win tonight could put them into first place for the first time since the All-Star Game. The three-day break was the only time Boston has been atop the AL East since June 28.
Coco Crisp has had six consecutive multi-hit games, during which time he has batted .682 (15-for-22), with a .720 OBP. In his last 13 starts, Crisp is hitting .531 (26-for-49).
At the same time, Jacoby Ellsbury continues to slump -- .232/.305/.305 since August 10, and a .327 OBP and .690 OPS for the season. Lyndon's OPS+ this season (79) is roughly the same as Jason Varitek's (78) and Julio Lugo's (80).
In his two starts against Boston this season (May 4 and July 2), Kazmir has pitched a total of nine innings: 13 hits, seven walks and eight runs.
***
Blue Jays/White Sox at 2
Blue Jays/White Sox at 8
Royals/Twins at 8
Yankees/Angels at 10
East
Rays 85 57 --- Magic #
Red Sox 85 58 0.5 20
Blue Jays 76 66 9.0 12
Yankees 76 68 10.0 10
Orioles 64 78 21.0 E
Wild Card
Red Sox 85 58 --- Magic #
Twins 78 65 7.0 13
Blue Jays 76 66 8.5 12
Yankees 76 68 9.5 10
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LOWELL WHEELS????
I keep playing through pieces and then nervously checking the computer expecting them to have taken the lead. Nuthin doin yet...
Brtter go back at it...GO SOX!
Looks like the Sox caught a break there.
Now would be a nice time to take the lead.
Navarro gets a shot in the face. Everyone getting shot in the face by the Sox' balls tonight
Well finally after 2.5 fucking hours my chicken is cooked. Note to self, fully defrost before cooking next time.
Anyway food time, time to eat and watch in other room for a bit. Be back lator.
Come on Javier
fuck, too long with lopez? he's usually good for one inning.
MDC with 2 inherited runners. It's kinda scary.
NIX, I THINK YOU FUCKING JINXED THE COCKSUCKER!!!
staats thought that was 30 rows over the bullpens - dick.
I was just gonna ask the eternal question: Where are redsock and L-girl?
time for bartlett to strand another pear.
staats SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF on that foul --- good god man, calm down. it's a STRIKE!
Fucking close... long exhale...
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS STRESSFUL
Wow, Houdini all the way today. Way to go, Doctor!
WE NEED RUNS!
I like Papi PH.
Who is coming out of the dugout?
TIZ TIME!
Best #9 hitter in baseball.
fine - put him on - crips will deliver.
ARGGHH.
(I am doing a Nixon imitation, without all the cursing.)
ARGGHH.
(I am doing a Nixon imitation, without all the cursing.)
Then it's not a Nixon imitation.
LOL! It was the G rated Nixon.
FUCKBAGMOTHERFUCKERSONOFACUNTBITCHBASTARDSHIT
Now THAT'S the real Nixon! :)
that was pure co-inky-dink, i swear!
(NO PUN INTENDED)
IM ON A ROLL!!!!!!!
Jekyll bullpen today. NOW: RUNS
Dear Red Sox batters:
It's time to score a run or two.
Been watching on GDGD and following the thread periodically. GOT to get a little paperwork done tonight.
WTF is up with the lack of O. We usually hit Kazmir pretty well.
Nice job by Oki.
RUNS PLEASE!!!!
ok, quit foolin around, gentlemen.
If we don't score a run this inning, at least one, I am going to cry.
Oh and... is there really such a thing as a G-rated Nix :)
Don't cry Amy. Hey you guys, don't make Amy cry!!!
I like this guy Jeemer.
I was just gonna ask the eternal question: Where are redsock and L-girl?
So far our internet is working tonight, but I was being lazy and lying on the couch w/o the thread.
ONE FUCKING RUN IS ALL I ASK.
(the R rated Nixon)
fuck no
nah - that's PG-13.
Damn. Two out. Down to Youk to spare me some tears.
ONE FUCKING RUN IS ALL I ASK.
(the R rated Nixon)
Rally Amy Curse!
Youk sweating on this cool rainy night? What a bizarro.
put one in his wheelerhouse
ok we'll take a walk
Jewish God of Walks.
yay
Youk doesn't make Amy cry. Now it's up to our Canuck friend.
Time for Bay to put us ahead, no?
Hudson Bay > Tampa Bay
Bay:
Get it on
Bang a doung
Bat and Bot warming.
HE DID IT.
TOLD YOU!!!
DOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dong-on-Hudson!!!!!!!!!
O FYCKASKDALKSD:A
That guy who caught the ball just got PUMMELED by some other guy.
BAY AREA.
!!!!!!!
WE LOVE YOU YOU CRAZY CANADIAN!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YOY STAATS AND MIGRAINE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HJAHHAHAHHAHAHA
OMG!!!!!!!
I AM CRYING TEARS...OF JOY!!
i call for curtain!
Amy, you should curse more often!!!
Fans want a curtain call from Bay... Ortiz came out instead!
I feel First Place. (Even if only for tonight, Ish, you killjoy).
WOW.
GOOD FUCKING WORK AMY!!!!!
I had just posted this saying "We need another one of these" and got conflicting edits.
OH FUCK YEAH! ONE MORE FOR MY MONEY NOW PLEASE!
Fuck! This is going to be the one game where they win by 1 that I was talking about earlier!
First place on the way...! I love being wrong. :)
BAY!!!!!!!
Ofer, I curse plenty. Just not as much as Nix! But I will do it more if it gets us runs.
You smell that?
That's "eau du first place".
(Try just refreshing thru conflicting edits, it works for me every time.)
Bay ran around the bases so fast, looked like footage from a game in the 30s!
I was going to never say this but here it goes, Manny who?
Jeemer for the save?
Nope. SNUFFIN' TIME!
Bot is on the way.
yessssssssssssssssss
I'd hate to have been those people in the monster seats. Especially that woman who kept trying to get the ball. Real attractive.
Manny fucking Ramirez, one of the greatest hitters Fenway has ever known. That's who.
Fake-ajima.
Pap.
here we go papelbon here we go
wait, make that Faux-kajima.
That box I posted (steamed spinach game) is pretty similar to this series.
Starters - Jackson/Lester from yesterday
TB had Wheeler come in and pitch the 8th, today.
Boston had Delcarmen, Oki and Pap today.
Yook hitting cleanup. The top of the lineup makes me puke in my mouth though.
shippin up
shippin off
shippin out
to first place
Yea re: conflicting edits, I tried it earlier tonight, and it just gave me the same error msg, except without the 24 pt "CONFLICTING EDITS" shits
Happy Bday again Jere! (probably didnt see it in yesterdays thread)
RIGHT ON l-girl.
i was gonna, but left it alone...
this is the guy Heidi Watney called "Don Johnson" earlier.
Faux-kajima
ha ha, i like this
Feels like a playoff game. Almost.
i was wished a happy birthday in yesterday's thread? awww, thanks
Nix, I try to leave things alone, but I am rarely successful!
Holy SHIT!
I went to get Cat settled in the tub and lit some candles for her, came back and.....
THAT had happened!
Hoo Ray Bay!
Loving the "eau de 1st place" :)
Maybe "eau de une" ?
BTW, Bay vs. Wheeler: 2-19, with 2 dongs.
Another All-Cock Teammate!
i love bay screaming "get up, get out" on the way to first after he ripped it.
almost as awesome as drews reaction when he hit the granny in game 7
oh no!
Shit.
Defintely on the Cockmuncher team
FUCK
gonna have to be a walkoff I guess... dammit
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fox mediot going insane
bot behind 3-0
migraine says it's tough to come into a pressure situation like this and throw strikes.
yeah - this is the most pressure bot has ever faced. fooking tampa.
Pap...
Papi should be due up next inning, right?
SO WE WALK OFF IN THE 9TH
B
F
D
Thats fine, we'll make like the Blue Jays and have a Tek Grand Slam!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-it
oh fuck
kotsay
tek
tiz
PAP= HITTABLE
scuse me, i'd rather not see our closer give up dongs to mr nobody
Figures, that Dan Johnson character was born in a place called Coon Rapids, MN.
Racist motherfucker.
Pressure situation. lolz.
Has Ortiz had any walkoffs this season?
Fuck TB announcers.
On the bright side, this makes my lottery ticket possible again. I didn't give a shit about that 5 minutes ago though, when we were in first fucking place.
Oh shit!
As I moved my curser over the GDGD screen, a little box popped up that said "options".
I couldn't find "erase previous batter" dammit.
If it's high, let it fly, huh?
ugh
every ball hard hit.
I guess I can say it now.
What we need is one of THESE!
wtf pap? i don't think he warmed up enough.
that was really at the verrry top of the wall
FUCK COME ON PAP
wasn't drew's salami in game 6?
0.5 GA or 1.5 GB? Up in the air now.
On the bright side, this makes my lottery ticket possible again. I didn't give a shit about that 5 minutes ago though, when we were in first fucking place.
The Brewers are looking pretty bad, so you can worry more about first place, for now.
1st inning, game 6
pap looking toasted.
bot ain't got
it tonight
Okay, so it's one thing to give up a tying dong. Another thing to give up two ringing doubles. COCK ROCKETS.
wasn't drew's salami in game 6?
Yep. Game 6, off Carmona. Game 7 was 3-2 until the 7th, I think...
fuck.
we shouldn't have thrown Pap two nights ago for no reason....
yeah was it game 6, oops
either way FUCK right now
What the fuck is wrong with Bot? He really getting knocked around here.
i had to mute the foxiot. he's beside himself.
FUCKING PAPS
Didn't even check the Brewers score, fuck it. We'll do it live!
This is a fucking anal papsmearing right now. Ugh.
FUUUUUUUCCCKKK
Pap Migraines again?
2 doubles and a ball in the dirt.
Not his night Tito.
Yank him.
On the bright side (again)...Conflicting Edits is back to its usual self. Last 3 have done that and F5 fixes er.
FUCK. Really bad outing for Snuffer, and now we're back were we started.
WHAT. THE . FUCK.
I JUST WENT FROM PSYCHED TO PSYCHO.
this is brutal! i agree, yank him.
ok thats better
oh good, percival is coming in. we should have this.
Who do you bring in when your closer doesn't have it? Timlin?
Bottom of the order is going to need to steam a field full of spinach! Fuck!
that dumbass shouldn't have swung 3-0. way to do us a huge favor. walkoff time.
amy....Oki, MDC (but they've already been used) so...masterson?
fuck me this fucking sucks.
please change this. what a fucking let down that was.
Paps ERA goes from 1.61 to 1.89.
Redsox.com main headline still showing: "Matsuzaka hands game over to bullpen in sixth"
i really do not want to see tek bat. if kotsay gets on, you know he'll gidp. maybe we'll see casey....
fuck, just get 1 on for flo .... then we'll party like it's 2004 ...
Alright, time for some first hits of the game for these guys!
Well shit, now we gotta score just to get to extras.
Of course a Papi dong after a Pinch-hit 1b does the job!
Well, there's a certain event that used to happen a lot, especially in the 04 playoffs and in 05, and I'm pretty sure we haven't seen it this season. Make it happen.
Kotsay...make yourself!
that event would be very good to see.
Purseivil fucking sucks. Smash this fuck!
swung at ball 3
TEK WTF?
(WITH EXPANDED ROSTERS AND 3 OTHER FUCKING CATCHERS IF NECESSARY. SUPER WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)
HAHA BB.
according to plan so far...
NOW GET JACOCO CRISPBERRY IN THERE TO STEAL!
Tying run on...
Tek going to bat? Even I hope not..
why varitek?
1 on, 0 out will soon become 0 on, 2 out. fucking christ.
here we go
PR lbj?
tying run on. TRO-ma film
Tito thinking bunt?
migraine says the HR has "paralyzed these red sox fans" --- as a LOUD "LET'S GO RED SOX" chant is in the background
shitfuckmunch
why??? why is he batting??????
I'd PR lbj for Tek.
You know what McCarver always says...
why bunt? waste an out?
i guess the event will happen anyway.
If Tek is staying in, I hope he's bunting.
Boy, he'd better not GIDP or we will have many conflicting edits.
this is dumb. they would walk ortiz.
AM I wrong in saying Varitek is a very good bunter?
fuck send cora to bunt.
tek is shit
Dammit. I guess a good way of preventing the bunt is throwing the ball right at him.
god damn it, hit by the pitch but it's still a strike.
Cock. Now he has to swing.
swinging now
well he wasn't a good bunter this time
SUPER FRUCKING WRONG
jesus...
Jason "19 sacrifices in 11 seasons" Varitek trying to bunt.
BOOOOOOOOO.
OH SHIT
At least he didn't GIDP.
Bright side...no DP
OK GHOST OF PAPI, APPEAR. APPEAR!
Fuck you Francona.
tek k. what a surprise. 'nt.
but it wasn't swinging, so maybe it was a surprise.
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