Red Sox - 400 711 000 - 13 11 0Six home runs for the Red Sox -- including three in the fourth inning -- help Boston rout Kazmir (3-6-9-4-2, 72) in one of the worst starts of his career.
Rays - 001 002 200 - 5 7 0
It also moved the Red Sox into a virtual tie for first place in the AL East.
Kazmir was in trouble as soon as he took the mound. He walked Coco Crisp on four pitches. He walked Dustin Pedroia on four pitches. David Ortiz crushed a 1-1 pitch for a three-run homer. After Kevin Youkilis lined to left, Mike Lowell (who told the media before the game he has been playing with a partially torn labrum in his right hip) bashed a dong to left.W L PCT GB
Rays 88 60 .595 ---
Red Sox 89 61 .593 ---
Blue Jays 80 70 .533 9.0
Yankees 80 70 .533 9.0
Orioles 66 82 .446 22.0
Red Dot got through the next two frames, but he was pulled after failing to retiring any of the first five batters in the fourth. Jason Bay hit a first-pitch home run to center (that got stuck in one of the catwalks and never came down), Jed Lowrie walked, Jason Varitek homered (giving him the most career HRs hit by a Red Sox catcher, with 158), Jacoby Ellsbury singled, and Crisp doubled.
At this point, Mitch Talbot came out of the pen for his major league debut. Pedroia singled in a run, Ortiz's fielder's choice scored another, and Youkilis hit a tater to deep left. 11-1 in the middle of the fourth! ... Ellsbury homered in the fifth and back-to-back doubles from Ortiz and Youkilis finished the Red Sox scoring.
Again, the entire starting lineup chipped in:
Crisp: 2B, 3 BB, 2 RSDice left after five innings (5-3-1-2-7, 101). Chris Smith allowed four runs in his two innings (two-run home runs from Justin Ruggiano and Dan Johnson) and Mike Timlin and David Pauley each tossed a scoreless frame.
Pedroia: 1B, 2 BB, RBI, RS
Ortiz: HR, 2B, 4 RBI, 3 RS
Youkilis: HR, 2B, 3 RBI, RS
Lowell: HR, RBI, RS
Bay: HR, RBI, RS
Lowrie: 3 BB, RS
Varitek: HR, RS, 2 RBI
Ellsbury: HR, 1B, RBI, 2 RS
The Yankees beat the White Sox 4-2 and Cleveland beat the Twins 3-1.
Boston is now tied for 1st place in the East (actually .002 behind the Rays) and 7 GA in the wild card. The Red Sox have 12 games remaining in the regular season.
***
Daisuke Matsuzaka (2.97, 153 ERA+) / Scott Kazmir (2.99, 145 ERA+)
1 GB with 13 left to play. The existence of the wild card saps a lot of the excitement from this series -- imagine if it was win the division or go home -- but it should still be very tense and entertaining.
Boston has to win at least two of these three games -- in a park where they are 0-6 this year -- to be in a position to win the division. A 2-1 record would leave the Red Sox tied for first place with 10 games left. Going 1-2 would leave them 2 GB -- not a great position, considering the Rays' last eight games are against the lowly Orioles and Tigers. And a Tampa Bay sweep would all but eliminate the Red Sox from the East race, 4 GB with 10 to go.
Last Tuesday, Kazmir (6-5-2-3-4, 108) faced Dice (5-8-3-4-5, 102) at Fenway. Tampa won the game 5-4.
Reamining Schedule
BOS TBR
0915 @ TBR v Bos
0916 @ TBR v Bos
0917 @ TBR v Bos
0918 v Min
0919 @ Tor v Min
0920 @ Tor v Min
0921 @ Tor v Min
0922 v Cle @ Bal
0923 v Cle @ Bal (2)
0924 v Cle @ Bal
0925 v Cle @ Det
0926 v NYY @ Det
0927 v NYY @ Det
0928 v NYY @ DetThe second game of Tampa Bay's doubleheader next Tuesday against Baltimore is a makeup of an April 2 rainout.
***
White Sox/Yankees at 7
Twins/Cleveland at 7
East
Rays 88 59 --- Magic #
Red Sox 88 61 1.0 14
Blue Jays 80 70 9.5 5
Yankees 79 70 11.0 5
Orioles 66 82 22.5 E
Wild Card
Red Sox 88 61 --- Magic #
Twins 82 67 6.0 8
Blue Jays 80 70 8.5 5
Yankees 79 70 9.0 5
White Sox 82 65 5.0 10
Lead AL Central
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1 – 200 of 320 Newer› Newest»Just a correction: If the sox take 2 out of 3, they'll be tied for first place, not 1 GA. And then, as they say in futbol, it will be a 0-0 game all over again.
and if we win 2 of 3, we're still 1 out in the loss--so yeah, kinda need to take at least 2.
We're also 4 back of best record with 13 left. That'll be tough.
I will be teaching tonight with one part of my brain wondering what the baseball score is. How tacky would it be to put the computer on in the front of the classroom with GDGD or CBSSports (my preferred site) tuned to the game so I can check now and then?
WIN! I want the East!
Just a correction: If the sox take 2 out of 3, they'll be tied for first place, not 1 GA.
Corrected! You know, I went over what the scenarios would be two or three times in my head before posting. And still ...
Not tacky -- the students might appreciate an update as well.
Oh snap!
The Brewers fired manager Ned Yost.
Who's there new interim manager now?
DALE SVEUM. Interim Manager of the Milwaukee Brewers.
Just don't give them any updates like:
"Lyndon and Fuck Yeah scored on a sweaty dong! That should be enough for Old Yeller."
Will he be waving runners in from the top step of the dugout?
Not sure. But every hitter will have the green light on 3-0.
Red Sox
1. Coco Crisp, CF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. Jason Bay, LF
7. Jed Lowrie, SS
8. Jason Varitek, C
9. Jacoby Ellsbury, RF
-- Daisuke Matsuzaka, SP
Rays
1. Akinori Iwamura, 2B
2. Jason Bartlett, SS
3. Carlos Pena, 1B
4. Evan Longoria, 3B
5. Cliff Floyd, DH
6. Dioner Navarro, C
7. Eric Hinske, LF
8. Gabe Gross, RF
9. Fernando Perez, CF
-- Scott Kazmir, SP
Red Sox
1. Coco Crisp, CF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. Jason Bay, LF
7. Jed Lowrie, SS
8. Jason Varitek, C
9. Jacoby Ellsbury, RF
Why the bold Papi, Nix?
cause Kazmir is pitching
c`mon and let the good times roll.
a big plus for sox is 2 less games to be played in this final stretch.
I love the tension!!! These games are huge.
Screw two out of three, I want to sweep these guys under the door mat.
Let's settle this shit.
I will be teaching tonight with one part of my brain wondering what the baseball score is.
I'll be in the Writing Lab, which means I can at least check the score.
I've realized recently (can't remember if I mentioned it here) that I will have to teach during Game 7 of the World Series. I will not be able to get around it.
Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.
Zen, I have avoided looking ahead to see how many post-season games are scheduled when I am teaching on Monday and Wednesday nights. Luckily, Wednesday nights I am generally home by 8:30, whereas Mondays I don't get home til closer to 9:45.
Allan, I think I may just do that (and yes, remember NOT to call Pedroia Fuck Yeah or talk about dongs....)
Class doesn't start til 7:30 so I may at least get in the top of the first.
Alright, we got EI and Sportsnet (Jays are off). One of these should have a non-Migraine broadcast.
FUCK
paper says sox are on sportsnet -- then RIGHT FUCKIN AFTER after a commercial for red sox/rays, what do i see but the MOTHERFUCKING YES LOGO?????????????????????
and EI has FSN.
I AM NOT PLEASED. NOT FUCKING PLEASED AT FUCKING ALL
plus L is doing a phone interview so i can't call and bitch to rogers
Just don't get all DFW on us.
Evening, everybody. Hope everybody had a good weekend - I'm still bumming a little over the news of DFW's untimely passing. I'd actually never read the Kenyon commencement address he'd given, and it's really a fantastic speech.
Flipped through Consider the Lobster again the other day, and I was really saddened to read his essay on the 2000 John McCain campaign. It's so bitterly ironic after the fact, especially now that McCain has become the Manchurian Candidate.
Redsock: Don't you get the Rogers regional sports channels? NESN is on Rogers East. Here, we get them as soon as we get the digital box.
mccain was a full-of-shit tool in 2000, not sure why dfw fell for his steady stream of bullshit
mccain was a full-of-shit tool in 2000, not sure why dfw fell for his steady stream of bullshit
Real simple, IMO - the guy he was running against. That McCain would accept the GOP pushing him for President after the royal fucking-over they gave him in 2000 really speaks volumes about that douchenozzle.
Am I right in seeing that Kazmir has thrown 7 straight balls???
BBBBBBBB
:>)
YEAH FUCK YOU KAZ!
COME ON (OLD) BIG PAPI!
His pitch count estimate over 9 IP is...infinity.
or over 1 IP for that matter.
Ball 9...
woti - is that 22?
Papi, you don't swing after NINE straight balls.
Man, Kazmir must be getting squeezed or something.
9 straight balls (all FB) until Ortiz fouls off the changeup (according to GDGD).
Suck it, Kazmir.
(OLD) BIG PAPI!
YEAH FUCK YOU KAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
LARGE FATHER DONG
3-0 US!!!!! I was thinkin'---gotta take the crowd out early. Looks like it's only Sox fans anyway, but, nice job, Papi!
TIZZLE FO SHIZZLE!!!!
The GHAH strikes again!
THE BEATDOWN HAS BEGUN!!!!!
A Papi Dong and all is right in the world!!!
YES!!!!
Fatherly Dong Action!
Nothing like 3 runs on 1 hit, eh? :D
tony--there were two that were borderline pitches. But he's just not finding the zone. Hinske in left field, that's funny to me for some reason. Nice catch, though.
DR. DONG DELIVERS!
Hey everyone!
Lowell DONG!!!!!
Keep sucking, Kazmir.
Mikey, I like Mikey!!!
Dong!!!
FUCK YOU KAZ!!!!!!!!!
DOCTAH
fucking a!!!!!!!!!
holy shit. Kazmir is toast right now.
I like me seeing this crooked number!
LOWELL!!!!!!
Just what the doctor ordered.
douchenozzle
Now this one I like, especially in comparison to the recent portmanteaux like "fucktard" and "asshat".
I like hearing that, jere. At least it's not a tight zone, so Dice won't be even more screwed.
Now this one I like, especially in comparison to the recent portmanteaux like "fucktard" and "asshat".
"Douchenozzle" compliments of one Patton Oswalt.
OK, I can go to class with a little breathing room. TELL DICE K NO SCREWING AROUND. Stop trying to prove you can always get out of innings with the bases loaded, you fool!
GDGD put up video of Papi's dinger - that sucker got out in a hurry.
OK NO WALKS, OK DICE?
I hope kazmir doesn't level out too much, but a 4 run bed is sweet.
A little cushion for the pushin' for Dice - don't fuck it up, for God's sake. Throw strikes!*
*apropos of nothing, I said "throw strikes!" in my head in the same voice as the MSU radio guy who raved out 2 years ago after their crushing loss to ND - "make plays!!!!" A watershed moment in sports radio history.
So we were just visited by a police officer who told us the house next door was broken into earlier today. Fantastic.
OMG - Staats actually whining a little bit about the gift call the Sox got on Overbay in the 9th yesterday. WHAT A FUCKING CURLY-HAIRED BABY!
RIGHT OVER THE PLATE -- AND IT'S A BALL FROM THIS TARD.
Crap. That 5th pitch sure looked like a strike.
16 pitches for Dice already.
Dear Jesus, Dice, throw a strike.
Walk #1
Christ al-fucking-mighty.
Oy.
Oi. Use the force, Dice.
YOOOOUK!
A good snare lunging to his right saves at least one run!
Hey! I think my inevitable-mojo is back. I went to do this interview (stupid west coast people, interrupting my game), and I said, when I come back downstairs, I want it to be 4-0 Red Sox.
And I did and it was!
I'm feeling good about this again.
Boy, that was nice.
thank god they did not score. fucking ump ought be fired for that one call alone. fucking shitstain motherfucker.
amazing to hear the rays guys go on about what big breaks they got in that innings. they usually cry so much -- they were seriously big breaks then for them to admit they got a gift or 3.
YOOOOOOK!
Umpire may have cost Daisuke an inning pitched at the other end of this game- about 15 pitches thrown after the obvious 3rd out strikeout.
And I see a Patton Oswalt mention in the thread, nice.
I'm not really threading tonight, I just wanted to share my re-found optimism.
phew. Man, Dice-K games are sooo not good for my blood pressure.
What should have been a 16 pitch OTT turns into a 28 pitch inning but put that 0 on the board boys!!!
dice k'd pena on pitch 14 - ends up throwing 27.
Ow...
What?!?
Warnings have been issued!
Weirdos.
MEALS IS A IDIOT.
JESUS
It's hilarious that Daisuke took five more pitches to give up four fewer runs that inning.
Can they Un-warning?
i didnt realize eunuchs were umpiring this series.
What what what?!
That was a strike?
amazing to hear the rays guys go on about what big breaks they got in that innings. they usually cry so much -- they were seriously big breaks then for them to admit they got a gift or 3.
It's really easy: you complain about the other side getting breaks, but celebrate your own and act as if you deserve them. It's all about crooked perception.
Warnings? FUCK THE HECK? Horrible decision.
christ. 3 conficting edits in a row.
the only warning they should've issued is to the Rays that Kazmir is clearly doling out utter suckage tonight.
staats mentioning previous arrogant behavior about his blown calls.
these guys are totally annoyed with these umps. with good reason.
F-EUNUCHS!*
Hi everyone... nice to come home from work and see a 4-0 lead! (And to get the update from these comments.)
*(say it out loud)
Whose dong was bigger lowell's or ortiz'?
Fuck you papsmear
Kazmir not exactly looking playoff-ready so far...
Fuck you papsmear
Asshole can't hit home runs every at bat. What good is he?
F-EUNUCHS!*
good one!
MFY 2 - CWS 0.
When warnings have been issued, is any HBP an immediate ejection? Or it there room for judgement on intent?
Can a manager warn the umpire? That would be funny. "no sir, I warn YOU!"
don't know if ejection is absolute, but it would include the manager as well.
If both managers are in agreement, then they can eject the ump of their choosing.
I should also clarify that I am full of shit.
When warnings have been issued, is any HBP an immediate ejection? Or it there room for judgement on intent?
It doesn't look like there's any wiggle room:
another such pitch will result in the immediate expulsion of that pitcher (or a replacement) and the manager
Nothing like 10 minutes babysitting very young children to wear you out.
We're getting another 5-inning bullpen destroyer job out of Dice tonight, aren't we? Blech.
CWS 2 - MFY 2.
It's nice to not have to root (with nose held) for the Yankees, isn't it? Now we can all get back to the pleasure of hoping they lose in ugly, brutal fashion.
lotta yooooooks coming thru on fsn!
There's an article on MLB.com titled 'Red Sox rooting for Sveum to succeed'. It should be subtitled 'Red Sox' fans nearly die from laughter'.
off to put emma to bed.
lowell's hip = papi's knee.
"elevates" -- I'll say, Don!
Dale Sveum took years off my life. I am convinced of this.
It's nice to not have to root (with nose held) for the Yankees, isn't it? Now we can all get back to the pleasure of hoping they lose in ugly, brutal fashion.
Well, there is the whole 16th place/protected draft pick issue. But I say fuck it- they're not good drafters anyway. Let them lose every single game left this season. Especially those in The Outhouse That Ruth Built.
My dad called Sveum "Sputum" since the day he joined the club. Turned out to be the perfect nickname.
And I wanted to take years off his.
Just don't get all DFW on us
?
posting links or writing 4,000 comments?
4,000 word comments, that is.
Boy, didn't take long for Kazmir to regain his mojo, did it? That dude can sure as shit pitch.
Well, there is the whole 16th place/protected draft pick issue.
I think they'll end up fucking even that up and winning just enough to finish like 15th or something. That'd be a great capper to their season.
The Outhouse That Ruth Built
I wonder...will anybody try to use the "House that Ruth Built" moniker for the new Toilet? After all, it's a completely different building from the one Ruth played in. Maybe "the House that Jackass Yankees Fans Built"?
redsock, I want your next Schadenfreude post to be rife with footnotes. In fact, I am demanding it.
i guarantee lots of people will say the house that Jeter built
Jere, I was just about to say the same thing.
solo blast
Maybe the house that Jeter tore down.
Or the house that Jeter closed.
"Corporate Welfare Park"
...
not sure if footnotes are possible in blogger - they probably are, but i don't know how.
way to get 2 quick outs right after the dong, Dice
talking about new Toilet, ish. Unless you know something we don't...
I'm assuming you weren't being sarcastic about that, jere; it's definitely a good thing Dice just gave up that dong and nothing else.
redsock, I was thinking about that too. I guess the closest you could really get would be Pozterisks.
Do they blow up the old one? Or demolish it piece by piece?
CATWALK DONG!!
it would've been sarcastic if I was rooting for the Rays, I guess. No sarc.
Maybe I'll have to reinstate the "non-sarcasm mark." (#)
Bay Bay dong!
Magic Dong for Bay.
DOUNG!!
CANADIAN BACON!!!!!!!
I don't want to see any Yankees injured!#
it was such a shot, it truly has not come down!!!
Did that ball just stay up on the catwalk?
O'Brien: "[This] is a bizarre place. If you've never been here, it's weird. It's a weird, weird place."
so what do Staats & co say about this stadium? Do they admit it's a piece of shit?
Jason Bay becomes the second player after Daryl Boston to hit a home run in a town bearing his name.
Maybe.
The ball is still high above the field.
don't they play in st. petersburg, though, not tampa?
Bonds' 756 ball should have stayed up on a catwalk. The attempts to get up there would've been comical to say the least.
well, yeah, there's that. :)
Tyler Houston hit two dongs at the Astrodome.
A, they do play in St. Petersburg. In fact, even if they played in Tampa, Tampa Bay is merely an area, not the name of the city. But whatever.
Ride, Captain, Ride on your MYSTERY SHIP!!
Tyler Houston hit two dongs at the Astrodome.
Cool!
(see, it was a conversation starter!)
Whoa, Vari-dong!!
TEK DONG. THIS IS FUN. FUN ENOUGH FOR ALL CAPS I TELL YA.
And that mystery ship flew a LONG, LONG way!
he clubbed that foul right before it too.
red dot: 4 hits allowed, 4 dongs
"A, they do play in St. Petersburg. In fact, even if they played in Tampa, Tampa Bay is merely an area, not the name of the city. But whatever."
More importantly, his name isn't Jason Tampabay, ha
That home run breaks the record for most home runs by a Red Sox catcher.
this is playoff ready
WHEELS!!!!!
Back to back Jason dongs!
4 hits, 4 dongs for Kazmir. There goes his sub-3 ERA season.
lmao, Jere
Kaz: ummmm, what was that blur that went by my right side?
Just confirmed: Reggie Cleveland has given up homers in Cleveland. Never hit any homers in his career. But he's on the "gave up" list.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A SHOT VARITEK HIT!
Kazmir pitching like his girlfriend just broke up with him or something. Or his cat died.
I imagine there's been at least one player named Washington who has hit a home run in DC.
Jacoby breaks the dong streak with a mere...wazzit...hit.
p.s. your cat is dead.
Donnie Kazmir, you're out of your element!
Goodnight, Red Dot.
Did you know there was a baseball player about 100 years ago named Bill James whose nickname was "Seattle" Bill? His birthplace: Iowa Hill, California.
Hale not auditioning for the manager's job in Milwaukee.
i think remy is enjoying this more than any of us. kinda funny...
STILL NO OUTS IN THE 4TH!!
batting practice over?
He might hit someone on purpose just to be able to get out of this game.
Oh, never mind. No need of that. Remember when this guy used to dominate us?
Kazmir finally looking more like the youngest pitcher on the Rays staff.
TALBOT - majorleague debut
has Kazmir ever had a meltdown like this before? wonder if he's injured...
PEDROIA'S TRADEMARK. Head high!
"Ellsbury comes homeward!"
gross "plays it on a hop"
most runs allowed by kazmir in any start of his career, i believe
Anyone want to lay odds on a Kazmir injury announcement following this game?
anyone besides kkh, that is :)
how about The House The Yankees Watched the Red Sox Win the Next 100 World Series From?
i say fuck it, i sat throw at someone tonight in the later innings. bring in timlin if you have to, who cares if he gets suspended.
Delurking to test something¹.
___________________________
¹Meaning, footnotes.
jere, that has a nice "ring" to it.
YOOOOOOOOOOUUKKKKKK!!!
SWEAT-POWERED!
FUCK YOU RAYS!!!!!!!!
11-1. Keep pounding.
That'd be weird to have footnotes in comments.
Yooooooouuuuuk!!!
Looks like that scoreless streak this year in Tropicana Field will soon be over.
Youk's telling FY "this MVP race ain't over yet, pal!"
Gotta run...nice to see the Sox taking TB to the woodshed. Night, everybody!
This is how we all know the sox can do it. They paced themselves all year and now explode. They really showed something against Toronto too. People were looking at them going 1-3 in that series.
What's this guy's deal? Name is Turkey Tyson. But his real name was Cecil Washington Tyson. But his nickname was Slim.
Five names, one at bat.
Can you tell I was looking up guys named Washington?
Bay's new walking-up-to-the-plate music: "Up On The Catwalk," by Simple Minds.
Yeah, and the worst performance was from a guy who was tipping his pitches.
HBP. No ejection. Wasn't "such a pitch."
That ball grazed him on the uniform. Eject Dice! And Francona! He retaliated!
huh, so I guess the umpires can use some discretion after all.
Wait how is Dice still in the game?
Arrojo holds a positive record?
What sucks about our bullpen is that if Timlin comes in right now he loses the game.
Tito's in hog heaven right now thinking of how he can save the key bullpen guys. Okay, maybe pork purgatory.
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