tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post5683932809594514555..comments2024-03-15T23:25:52.517-07:00Comments on the joy of sox: Fat Billy's Affair With A 15-Year-Oldallanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-15693777511566947462008-04-29T04:34:00.000-07:002008-04-29T04:34:00.000-07:00with his shriveled up balls and roids induced man ...<I>with his shriveled up balls and roids induced man titties, who else could he have hooked up with but a 15 yr old.</I><BR/><BR/>That makes zero sense. <BR/><BR/>You think hot teenage girls want shriveled up old men? What, because they can't get anyone else? <BR/><BR/>And Clemens wasn't roidy at 28. <BR/><BR/>Try again.laura khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05524593142290489958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-77702860391419305722008-04-28T21:12:00.000-07:002008-04-28T21:12:00.000-07:00Foul balls<A HREF="http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthewbaldwin/2445001306/sizes/l/" REL="nofollow">Foul balls</A>timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041184236514293677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-40226815027441111492008-04-28T21:05:00.000-07:002008-04-28T21:05:00.000-07:00one commentwith his shriveled up balls and roids i...one comment<BR/>with his shriveled up balls and roids induced man titties, who else could he have hooked up with but a 15 yr old.andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13080026360873456937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-51060941792988170672008-04-28T19:13:00.000-07:002008-04-28T19:13:00.000-07:00The last ten (little) Indians go down in order, an...The last ten (little) Indians go down in order, and the chokers win 5-2Jerehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13448619048422750447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-79601991398905613042008-04-28T18:52:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:52:00.000-07:00Time for ESPN to get their proverbial handjob as J...Time for ESPN to get their proverbial handjob as Joba Chamberlain comes into the game.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-4619204203130659132008-04-28T18:50:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:50:00.000-07:00What will be the next chapter of this saga?What will be the next chapter of this saga?csdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06218630999787349141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-28759582065256862532008-04-28T18:49:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:49:00.000-07:00Platonic... So that's what they call it these days...Platonic... So that's what they call it these days.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-22103014055415109232008-04-28T18:16:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:16:00.000-07:00Mindy McCready's mother confirmed today that the c...<I>Mindy McCready's mother <A HREF="http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080428/ENT/80428024/1015" REL="nofollow">confirmed</A> today that the country singer has had a long-term relationship with pitcher Roger Clemens, but she said she believes the relationship is strictly platonic.<BR/>"They met here (in Fort Myers)," said Gayle Inge of North Fort Myers. "I think it was at a karaoke bar, but I couldn’t say for sure."</I>allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-88686098591248763312008-04-28T18:08:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:08:00.000-07:00So the Tribe change pitchers, and the new guy give...So the Tribe change pitchers, and the new guy gives up...a run-scoring infield single. All the same inning. This is a classic rally. 4-2 Yanks.Jerehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13448619048422750447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-83343056448117687062008-04-28T18:05:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:05:00.000-07:00And then they take the lead on....well, I'll just ...And then they take the lead on....well, I'll just let you guess if it was another groundout. What an inning.<BR/><BR/>IF 1b<BR/>IF 1b<BR/>1b<BR/>HBP<BR/>G3<BR/>G3<BR/><BR/>3 runs. Still 2 outs in the 6th.Jerehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13448619048422750447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-22724563285783593652008-04-28T18:03:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:03:00.000-07:00So if a young girl (or boy) gives you the hebe jee...So if a young girl (or boy) gives you the <I>hebe</I> jeebes, you need to check yourself before you pull a 'fat billy'.Patrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444146300029158202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-82430816817774004372008-04-28T18:02:00.000-07:002008-04-28T18:02:00.000-07:00Yanks finally break up the no-hitter, on three sin...Yanks finally break up the no-hitter, on three singles (two of them infield hits) and a HBP. And now they tie it at 2 on a groundout. World-weary sighhhhh.Jerehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13448619048422750447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-78020131869699155262008-04-28T17:58:00.000-07:002008-04-28T17:58:00.000-07:00"Are there transcripts online?How about:"Huhhhhhhh..."Are there transcripts online?<BR/><BR/>How about:<BR/><BR/>"Huhhhhhhhh...." with [world-weary sigh] after it"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Is this a transcript of the handjob?Jerehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13448619048422750447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-68707815083894114262008-04-28T17:23:00.000-07:002008-04-28T17:23:00.000-07:00Aaron Laffey throwing up some bagels against the M...Aaron Laffey throwing up some bagels against the MFY. 0-0 after 4.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-69326717021294885032008-04-28T17:20:00.000-07:002008-04-28T17:20:00.000-07:00bahahahahahahahahahaha (handjob video)ohh NESN.bahahahahahahahahahaha (handjob video)<BR/><BR/>ohh NESN.timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041184236514293677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-31392272978272176312008-04-28T17:16:00.000-07:002008-04-28T17:16:00.000-07:00I wonder if she lost a bet.Or he won one.....Curb ...<I>I wonder if she lost a bet.<BR/><BR/>Or he won one.....</I><BR/><BR/>Curb Your Enthusiasm reference, in case anyone is wondering.laura khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05524593142290489958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-67939208539369068992008-04-28T17:09:00.000-07:002008-04-28T17:09:00.000-07:00Buster Olney is reporting the Giants will move Bar...Buster Olney is reporting the Giants will move Barry Zito to the bullpen. Interesting. I wonder in what role he'll be in the bullpen. Lips role?Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-60922565731087980722008-04-28T15:41:00.000-07:002008-04-28T15:41:00.000-07:00L-girl said... I wonder if she lost a bet.Or he wo...L-girl said... <BR/>I wonder if she lost a bet.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Or he won one.....9caseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14214364466933716867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-20311464580808968292008-04-28T15:07:00.000-07:002008-04-28T15:07:00.000-07:00I wonder if she lost a bet.I wonder if she lost a bet.laura khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05524593142290489958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-23230622730285814472008-04-28T14:39:00.000-07:002008-04-28T14:39:00.000-07:00Handjob on NESNIt must have been through the pants...<A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLCM6rITGQ" REL="nofollow">Handjob on NESN</A><BR/><BR/>It must have been through the pants. You won't be seeing a dong or anything. I love how she keeps looking around to see if anyone has noticed.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-91331864056960181892008-04-28T14:37:00.000-07:002008-04-28T14:37:00.000-07:00Are there transcripts online?Duh.Are there transcripts online?<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/futurama/" REL="nofollow">Duh</A>.allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-45168837813332975112008-04-28T14:34:00.000-07:002008-04-28T14:34:00.000-07:00I'd go with "[Beleaguered sigh.]"Wikiquote just sa...I'd go with "[Beleaguered sigh.]"<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama" REL="nofollow">Wikiquote</A> just says "[Kif sighs.]" Pretty much everyone's always sighing on Futurama.Benjaminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00421785398444449007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-39525768429445359862008-04-28T14:28:00.000-07:002008-04-28T14:28:00.000-07:00Are there transcripts online?How about:"Huhhhhhhhh...Are there transcripts online?<BR/><BR/>How about:<BR/><BR/>"Huhhhhhhhh...." with [<I>world-weary sigh</I>] after itallanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-50036521233159335662008-04-28T14:25:00.000-07:002008-04-28T14:25:00.000-07:00In my hypothetical joke, I considered going with K...In my hypothetical joke, I considered going with Kapler, but he wasn't with the Sox in the mid-1990s either, so it seemed like a wash. And for all I knew, someone might consider him the Greek god of something else besides walks.<BR/><BR/>Upon further reflection, though, Kapler would've been the better choice, because both he and McCready were born a couple months apart in 1975, so he would've been the same age at the time. Youk would've been about 11 (born in 1979).<BR/><BR/>Roger Clemens: like humping Kapler.Benjaminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00421785398444449007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-9225758965878529732008-04-28T14:22:00.000-07:002008-04-28T14:22:00.000-07:00I guess a good reporter would go check these CDs o...<I>I guess a good reporter would go check these CDs out, huh?</I><BR/><BR/>You know Kif on Futurama? The noise he makes when Zap Brannigan says something objectionable?<BR/><BR/>How do you spell that noise?laura khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05524593142290489958noreply@blogger.com