Red Sox - 112 000 000 - 4 8 0Lester was hurt by the long ball again -- Ichiro Suzuki hit dongs in consecutive innings -- and the Red Sox bats came up empty against the Seattle pen, including last night's closer, David Aardsma.
Mariners - 000 014 00x - 5 11 2
In 47 innings this season, Lester has given up 10 home runs. He allowed only 14 in 210.1 innings last year.
Bright spots: Jacoby Ellsbury and J.D. Drew both went 3-for-5. Lyndon doubled, tripled and singled in the first four innings. Daniel Bard pitched 1.1 scoreless innings, getting out of a self-made jam in the seventh; he did not record a strikeout.
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Jon Lester (6.31, 79 ERA+) / Chris Jakubauskas (7.67, 60 ERA+)
After a nice game against the Yankees, Lester was pummeled in his last start, allowing eight runs and 10 hits to Tampa Bay in 4.1 innings.
Jakubauskas suffered similar abuse from the Twins in his last outing (4.1-8-9-3-0, 103). (It's a shame we can't hear Jerry Remy attempt to pronounce the rookie right-hander's name tonight.) Seattle has lost nine of its last 10 games.
As noted earlier, David Ortiz has the night off.
The Seattle area could be called Red Sox West:
Jason Bay (Trail, B.C.), Jeff Bailey (Longview, Wash.), Jon Lester (Tacoma, Wash.), and Jacoby Ellsbury (Madras, Ore.) all hail from the Pacific Northwest. Jed Lowrie (Salem, Ore.) would be on the list, but he's back in Boston rehabbing his left wrist.Surprise! Javier Lopez cleared waivers and was sent to Pawtucket. I would have thought one team would take him.
Bailey lived in Seattle for a few offseaons, and Bay lives there now in the offseason; his wife is from Seattle.
Thanks to Center Field for this bit on Daniel Bard's ardent admirers.
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Also: Manny Ramirez had no traces of hCG in his system, but he is not in the clear (no pun intended) by any means. ... Jim Leyritz, awaiting trial on DUI manslaughter charges, reportedly threatened suicide and voluntarily checked himself into a psychiatric ward.
Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
ReplyDeleteDustin Pedroia, 2B
J.D. Drew, RF
Jason Bay, LF
Mike Lowell, 3B
Rocco Baldelli, DH
Julio Lugo, SS
Jason Varitek, C
Jeff Bailey, 1B
Ichiro Suzuki, RF
Jose Lopez, 2B
Mike Sweeney, DH
Adrian Beltre, 3B
Wladimier Balentien, LF
Russell Branyan, 1B
Kenji Johjima, C
Yuniesky Betancourt, SS
Franklin Gutierrez, CF
Damon was going for some kind of Yankee record--most games in a row with an XBase hit I think. And he gets ejected in the third inning to end the streak and fail to get the record.
ReplyDeleteMIN: 010 1
ReplyDeleteNYY: 000
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the phrase "dumber than a box of damons" didn't come out of nowhere.
MIN 3-0 in the 5th
ReplyDeleteMIN: 010 11
ReplyDeleteNYY: 000 0
Morneau with 2 dongs off Hughes (6 H and 4 BB in 5 IP).
Wow, I assumed Drew was hurt after They pinch-hit for him yesterday against the lefty.......
ReplyDeleteWhy is it only 8:53? I am already tired and have to get up early for a early flight to DC tomorrow...
ReplyDeleteI sure am glad this is that last west coast trip for the season.
I have to wake up and be set to call the radio station at 8:15. I am NOT a morning person. Ugh.
ReplyDelete***
CI dong makes it 5-1.
I think you meant 3-1. But Mauer added a dong so it's now 4-1 Twins.
ReplyDeleteWe should call Matsui "Justin Porneau."
Yikes. I don't think I'm going to make it...
ReplyDeletezzzzzzzzzz
Finally game time, and I am already dozing off.
ReplyDeletegot to leave work early and am home for this one.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. But I hope it doesn't mean they don't have enough work for you.
ReplyDeleteI have to get up at 5. 8:15 sounds late to me.
Looks like a beautiful evening out in Seattle. Whenever I see Safeco on a sunny evening on TV I always remark about how much I'd love to be there.
ReplyDeleteAmy I bet if you were to just go to bed now you'll feel a lot better waking up at 5. Heh, it's so hard when the Red Sox are playing. I remember years ago on school nights! I'd be a zombie the next morning because I'd stay up to watch.
ReplyDeleteit's a holiday weekend up here. everyone left a couple of hours early -- and there was no work.
ReplyDeleteAllan, what holiday is that?
ReplyDeleteWhat holiday?
ReplyDeleteIsh, you are right. I will be heading to sleep soon. Probably will just watch the first half-inning.
ugg. don't know how long I'll last. Seems to be a tired crew here tonight.
ReplyDeleteI just watched the video of damon's ejection. he did seem to have a legitimate beef with the call, but there he goes pointing out where the batter's box lines are with his bat. gone.
Hi everyone - finally able to join for a whole game!
ReplyDeleteFSN feed on my Extra Innings, unfortunately.
Jacoby starts things off right.
ReplyDeleteWorth staying up for that start!
ReplyDeleteDouble to start. Nice.
ReplyDeleteefd - we got stuck with it too.
ReplyDeleteNice start!
ReplyDeleteHoliday is Victoria Day. Mostly called "May long weekend" here.
That's what all the holidays are called - July long weekend, February long weekend, etc.
Too many late night games, Nick, have worn out the JOS crew.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so at Fenway, every pre-game ends with some kid they found on Yawkey Way yelling "the two words we all long to hear" into a microphone ("play ball"). I heard a kid yell "play ball" in Anaheim this weekend, and now in Seattle. It seems like everyone just wants to be us these days...
ReplyDeleteIs it Queen Victoria's birthday or something?
ReplyDeleteHi Efd!
ReplyDeleteI'm guaranteed to be out by the 3rd inning. I've been up since 6 and have work tomorrow.
yah, amy. I've been having exhaustion naps lately. pass out for 15 minutes before making dinner, etc., just to make it through.
ReplyDeleteLuckily after tomorrow there are no more 10:00 starts.
ReplyDeleteON FIRE! And our boy comes home. Great start to this one.
ReplyDeleteanother 30 yo rookie? wtf?
ReplyDeleteawesome bloop. I so didn't want to see that start squandered. good!
ReplyDeletehi efd and all you other regulars.
Hi L-girl! Is the capital "L" new for 2009? :)
ReplyDeleteNice start to the game so far!
Ish said...
ReplyDeleteLuckily after tomorrow there are no more 10:00 starts
Jesus, alot of whining about how late it is, remember when you were younger and the party didn't start till midnight.......Wake up People..
Fiery RBI
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that I have to look carefully to tell Bay and Drew apart. Is it just me?
ReplyDeleteBlogger finally lets me get rid of that lower case L. No more asking newbies not to call me I-girl.
ReplyDeleteBring in da nick, bring in da Funk Davies...
ReplyDeleteLOL, 9C! And some here are still in their 20s!
ReplyDeleteyeah, 9casey, but we're all old now. I'm older than Lowell.
ReplyDeleteAmy said...
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that I have to look carefully to tell Bay and Drew apart. Is it just me?
What are ya sayin all of us white folk look alike...:)
"Jesus, alot of whining about how late it is, remember when you were younger and the party didn't start till midnight......."
ReplyDeleteNot for me. Never. I always started early and crashed early. Sorry 9C!
Any idea when Blogger will allow us to separate into paragraphs with coded input?
ReplyDelete"Jesus, alot of whining about how late it is, remember when you were younger and the party didn't start till midnight.......Wake up People.."
ReplyDelete9er, you just said what I think every time I hear this stuff. My thing is, It's a Red Sox game! I got up at 6 AM for the Japan games, why can't the morning people stay up late a few times a year?? I dunno, maybe it's just cuz I grew up listening to the west coast games as age 8 under the covers secretly...
There are people older than Lowell?? Wow.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that myself, 9C, about all white guys looking alike.
ReplyDeleteBut then it's just Bay and Drew for me. Maybe it's the one syllable names also.
Yeah, why don't we all live Jere's life? He really knows how to live.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping that Chris Jakubauskas and Jarrod Saltalamacchia end up on the same team someday.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like you're being asked to stay up for a dental exam, it's a Red Sox game!
ReplyDeleteAmy, you can't just hit return and get spaces? I mean, without that stupid itals problem.
ReplyDeleteL-girl said...
ReplyDeleteNot for me. Never. I always started early and crashed early. Sorry 9C!
That's cool put ya to bed , and still have time to hang with the boys....
some sox games are like root canal
ReplyDelete...
though i took a nice nap during my root canal ...
Sorry, but my life has more than the Red Sox to manage. I'm not suffering through a 12-hour work day on 4 hours of sleep for a non-playoff game in May. Simply not worth it.
ReplyDeleteJere said...
ReplyDeleteage 8 under the covers secretly...
That's enough about your childhood..
The fact that it is a Sox game is why we're here even when we'd rather be in the land of not. a little kvetching helps keep the eyelids up...somethimes.
ReplyDeleteSuns still up here.
ReplyDeleteThat's true, Nick. I'd be sleeping by now, or almost.
ReplyDeletewell, it is Ichiro.
ReplyDeleteDid you see how the Yanks topped themselves tonight? A "bloop inside the park home run."
ReplyDeleteI was talking about the italics problem, Laura.
ReplyDeleteAs for staying up late, for some of us our bodies don't give us that option. Even if I did want to. It doesn't make us less of a fan.
Andy, did you go to any of the games against the Angels?
ReplyDeleteJere i used to listen to telephone porn under the covers.
ReplyDeleteI saw that play, Jere. At least there was no one on... although if there were they might have gotten in Gardner's way.
ReplyDeleteself-important blah-blah
ReplyDeletesnarky response.
Pop-up or K would be nice here
ReplyDeletethere's Kevin's K!
ReplyDeleteThere's the K
ReplyDeleteK for Kevin. Kute.
ReplyDeleteI love those generic comments. I once saw a great blog post that was a typical internet argument reduced to generics. Quite brilliant.
ReplyDeleteLester craftily setting up the force at second.
ReplyDeleteL-girl said...
ReplyDeleteI love those generic comments. I once saw a great blog post that was a typical internet argument reduced to generics. Quite brilliant.
I think I saw that too. I quite enjoyed it.
I was testing the power of the [br] (where [=<}.
Chris Jakubauskas and Jarrod Saltalamacchia • Maybe Jarrod has a sister and she marries chris and hyphenates her name. Be like Stephanie Saltalamacchia-Jackubauskas
ReplyDeletedoes this guy pronounce his name Vlad or Wlad?
ReplyDeleteexcellent!
ReplyDeleteSo are we enjoying the Dave Roberts fill in for the dawg?
ReplyDeleteHoudini
ReplyDeleteThis guy has no number on his bat knob. I wonder if there's one guy on every team who just waits, makes sure everyone else has written his number on his knob, and then just puts all his bats in the rack and goes, "the blanks are mine."
ReplyDelete(Plenty of "knob"s in there, don't waste this opportunity.)
Ha ha, Fox showing funny signs. "If you like the Sox so much, why don't you move to Boston?"
ReplyDeletePlease let this be the spring board for Lester. Let him kick ass righteously and never look back.
ReplyDeleteIsh, I like it!
ReplyDeletes1c said...
ReplyDeleteSo are we enjoying the Dave Roberts fill in for the dawg?
No.....
I can only hear "that's a nice piece of hitting" so many times
my knob's got your number.
ReplyDeleteI only heard Roberts once so far, but he just increased my appreciation of Remy. I love the guy, of course, but that gig must be a lot harder than it looks.
ReplyDeleteas an analyst, roberts is a good base stealer.
ReplyDelete"Ha ha, Fox showing funny signs. "If you like the Sox so much, why don't you move to Boston?""
ReplyDeleteI'd say to that person, "if any of you liked the Mariners at all, I'd see you at Fenway when they play the Sox."
No, I'd just think it. But I'd keep crafting it in my mind until it came out somewhat smooth and less wordy.
I haven't caught any of the Roberts games, but I have to say I enjoyed Eck last weekend.
ReplyDeleteor, "if any of your friends gave a fuck about the team, they'd have bought these seats before I had a chance to."
ReplyDeleteThere used to be a young guy in the threads who lived in Oregon, was all excited about Ellsbury being called up. Remember Charlie Pioli? (Or something like that.)
ReplyDeleteJere said...
ReplyDeleteNo, I'd just think it. But I'd keep crafting it in my mind until it came out somewhat smooth and less wordy.
like, "suck it!"
L-girl said...
ReplyDeleteI only heard Roberts once so far, but he just increased my appreciation of Remy. I love the guy, of course, but that gig must be a lot harder than it looks.
Exactly.........I bet it is hard for Don not having Remy as well
Would be interesting to compare dawg in his first year to Eck and Roberts,
ReplyDeleteThough I have to admit that I liked Ecks games
I think Dave Roberts is surprisingly blah. But not obnoxious like others. Or as stupid as others.
ReplyDeleteBut I miss Remy, and I hope he is doing better.
Joe Nathan not exactly slamming the door on the Yanks.
ReplyDeleteI found Eck less boring, but also more annoying. All the cheese and hair comments were amusing at first and then just annoying.
ReplyDeleteMy knob is shooting blanks.
ReplyDeleteA hit for Bailey!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, was tired of that sub 200
that's a hard bunt!
ReplyDelete"No, I'd just think it. But I'd keep crafting it in my mind until it came out somewhat smooth and less wordy."
ReplyDeleteThinking like a writer now, nice.
Bailey showing his wheels there
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S LAURA'S BOY!
ReplyDeleteJacoby going for the doubles record
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S MY BOY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow he's got to go for the cycle! Got the triple out of the way.
I look away for a minute and Gumball and Lyndon decide to work together and put up a run.
ReplyDeleteWait, he got 3 on that? And a double in the first?
ReplyDeleteYanks: loaded, two out, down one, bottom nine.
ReplyDelete"I bet it is hard for Don not having Remy as well"
ReplyDeleteDon is doing really well adjusting to all the different broadcast partners, working with their different styles. Can't be easy.
OK, I have made it through more than the first half inning! I am giving myself another 15 minutes. Then I will MAKE myself go to bed, even if I am still awake.
ReplyDeleteWait, he got 3 on that? And a double in the first?
ReplyDelete*Some* of us are watching the game!
Turn on WCBS and hear "...with a two-run single and the Yankees win it 5-4." Then I turned it off.
ReplyDeleteFrikkin Melky singles on the first pitch, 2 score, Yanks win. Joe Nathan can't hold a two run lead, fuckin hole.
ReplyDeleteTurns out it was Milk Dud with the big hit. Be interesting to have Milk Dud and Gumball on the same team.
ReplyDeleteJuanPierreWood?? Is that for real? At least Mannywood had a certain ring to it.
ReplyDeleteOh man, I gotta get away from this computer. Time for a little game sans thread, then zzzzzzz. G'night all, go Sox, et.
ReplyDeleteThat is, etc.
ReplyDeletethe all candy team. isn't there that guy who was named after the candy bar or the bar after him or something?
ReplyDeleteGood night, Laura. You are a good role model for me.
ReplyDeleteg'night L'irl.
ReplyDeleteI remember thinking in the first that Jacoby had 3. But he stopped at second. Then when he hit it in the gap in the second, I saw that Bailey scored and started typing, and didn't realize Jacoby got to third until L said it. The weird thing was, I thought, hey, halfway to the cycle, thinking that was a double and the 1st one was a triple. Then I remembered it was a double in the first and was like, Aww, NOT halfway to cycle. Until L said it.
ReplyDeletegood night, Laura!
ReplyDelete'ood 'ight, '
ReplyDeleteDP would be nice here
ReplyDeleteGee, Jere, maybe you are tired? :)
ReplyDeleteOn the NESN crawler it has the "headlines" for NESN Sportsdesk and one of them says, "Ortiz gets benched in Seattle."
ReplyDeleteSeems like forever since Lester had a HOF inning
ReplyDeletePretty good start to be halfway to the cycle by way of double and triple only in the second inning.
ReplyDeleteOr another K
ReplyDeleteDown by way of the K.
ReplyDelete(I'm hearing Don in my head, since I can't hear him on my TV)
Ichiro's shtick at the plate is tiresome.
ReplyDeleteJust was following two games and typing about both...all my mind needed to know was that Jacoby was in scoring position. Second, third, same difference with two out.
ReplyDeleteIchiro can do that schtick on my team every day and twice on sunday
ReplyDelete"Down by way of the K.
ReplyDelete(I'm hearing Don in my head, since I can't hear him on my TV)"
Sounds like you need my new t-shirt!
Pitch count getting a bit high, but at least he's getting outs.
ReplyDeleteHi, S1C! And yes, IF he were on our team, I'd take it, just like I didn't find Nomar's shtick tiresome. Well, I did, but in an endearing sort of way. When he was on our team.
ReplyDeletes1c: pls email L re jos1.
ReplyDeleteha Jere, nice!
ReplyDeletesince when does the current MLB home run leader qualify as "trivia"?!
ReplyDeleteMore Fire!
ReplyDeletedid don say that drew "scampered" into second base?
ReplyDeleteGreat win for the Yanks...woulda thought Melky would fly out, but he has been pretty solid this year....just what we need to start a nice long homestand....
ReplyDeleteSock, making my way through the e-mail, been hectic last couple of weeks and today was the first time I really got a chance to go through the personal mail (over 200 to read yet)
ReplyDeleteThe outfield is doing quite well at the plate so far tonight.
ReplyDeleteOK, it's looking good for the team. So I am off to sleep. Enjoy the game, nightowls.
ReplyDeleteDamn! Close one!
ReplyDeleteAnd Lowell loads them up.
ReplyDeletealmost baldy salami dong
ReplyDeletegoodnight, Amy!
ReplyDeleteI'd say goodnight Amy, but you're leaving now? bases loaded no out?
ReplyDeletefoul balli?
ReplyDeleteNot really, Nick. Just getting ready. Hard to tear myself away even though I know I should.
ReplyDeleteMay I help you? Nah, just lookin'.
ReplyDeletelugo will deliver.
ReplyDeleteIf Rocco had hit a grand slam I was going to go with Rico Baldy Grand Salami.
ReplyDeleteLugo, please don't kill this rally. You've been decent lately, and I'd like that to continue.
ReplyDelete"I'd say goodnight Amy, but you're leaving now? bases loaded no out?"
ReplyDeleteI was writing a much longer version of this complete with crazy logic and reasoning, glad to see you summed it up, and Amy, glad to see you're sticking around to see what happens. My girlfriend (morning type) does this sometimes--I can see going to bed, but you can't leave in a key spot!
4-0!
Well, THAT was a lucky break!
ReplyDeletewhoops! No double play for you!
ReplyDeleteIsh - the NESN scrawl about the benching, it is from a headline Ortiz Benched
ReplyDeleteAnd on that note, I am really leaving now. Okay, Nick? :)
ReplyDeletethat almost-dong got me singing "night on baldelli" (disco-like).
ReplyDeletedamn. thought that was gonna be a DP. far better!
Run(s)!
ReplyDeleteJere, for the record, saying good night here does not mean turning off the TV, just the laptop.
ReplyDelete2 run forceout...that's rarely seen.
ReplyDeletepermission granted. :-) Have a good night and non-exausted AM.
ReplyDeleteNO
ReplyDeleteyou leave this blog, it's good night red sox!!!
scooping gumball
ReplyDeleteWell, that helps the pitch count.
ReplyDeletevery nice inning for sid
ReplyDeleteSingle! So here we are in the 4th and all he needs is a dong for the cycle!
ReplyDeleteone step closer to the cycle!
ReplyDeletecyclist!
ReplyDeleteOnly needs the HR now
ReplyDelete3/4 of the way to the cycle!
ReplyDeleteso what's that, a homer and two triples for Jacoby so far:)
ReplyDelete``If you look up and David is hitting .217 or something in August,'' Francona said, ``we can move the lineup any way we want.''From benching ortiz article
ReplyDeleteL says she has to stay up to see if he hits for the cycle (aka "see his dong")
ReplyDeleteL says she has to stay up to see if he hits for the cycle (aka "see his dong")
ReplyDeletegood one! I almost snarfed my beverage.
okay, I've got a good one. What's the most runs scored in a game with no multiple-run half-innings? I mean, in history, not potentially, as that answer would be a non-ending game. Or, infinity minus one.
ReplyDeleteboo - jackinthebox puts up a bagel
ReplyDelete8
ReplyDeletelate to the party, fucking Twins gag it in the 9th.
ReplyDeleteThis should be a nice rocking chair win for the Sox tonight.
Blowers (SEA announcer) tried to Trupe us on that hit.
ReplyDeletenix--Brett Gardner had the Yankiest HR of all time. Bloop over third that scoots past the nonchalant left fielder, and he goes all the way around.
ReplyDeleteIsh, was that your answer? It's gotta be more than 8. I would think.
actually I think it was Sims - he did it again on that foul.
ReplyDeleteJere, in a 9-inning game wouldn't the most possible runs be 17? one team gets 9 one-run innings, and the other gets 8?
ReplyDeletehow come announcers don't understand that if the hitter stands there and makes no attempt to run to first, it's gonna be foul, on those long flies? Don has done it twice tonight, and a lot in the past.
ReplyDeleteJere saw that inside the parker. A most frustrating game to watch, the Twins had Hughes on the ropes ALL FUCKING NIGHT and couldn't cash in. I was already in my "MFY lost tonight so the Sox can pick up a game on them" mode. The MFY have been rolling over in games that that this year, not tonight. Nathan was awful.
ReplyDeletein a 9-inning game, yes.
ReplyDeleteWell-timed K
ReplyDeleteHow about another?
because the annc are watching the ball?
ReplyDeleteJust got in - liking what I was seeing on the bottom line score trailer at the bar/grill.
ReplyDeleteLooks even better now.
Of course, a lot of things lok good after 4 margaritas.
Yikes!
ReplyDelete4-pitch walk to the #8 man - not good.
Jere I said 8 but I was thinking for one team. I'll be adventurous and say 13 as a wild guess for two teams.
ReplyDeleteyou can look at the whole field while the ball's going out and see the guy's not running. PerryFarrell vision!
ReplyDeleteand a guy who saw 6 pitches in his first AB -- leading the SEA TV guys to say he rarely sees that many pitches in a game
ReplyDeleteyeah 13 could be about right.
ReplyDeleteyeah, they mentioned Betancourt has doubled his total walks for the season with the two he's had in this game.
ReplyDeleteHard to see Lester last six at this point.
ReplyDeleteSIT!
ReplyDeleteHoudini strikes again