Red Sox - 000 000 020 - 2 9 0Victor Martinez's two-run home run to deep left off Phil Coke ended Boston's scoreless inning streak at 31. It was the longest stretch of futility since September 1-5, 1974, when the Red Sox went 34 innings without a run.
Yankees - 000 000 14x - 5 10 0
With a sudden 2-1 lead, Lester (7-5-1-0-7, 107) should have started the eighth. I'm assuming Terry Francona had no plans to have Lester pitch the entire inning and wanted his first reliever out of the pen to start with a clean slate and no runners on base.
And so Lester sat on the bench while Daniel Bard and Hideki Ojakima gave the game away. After Bard retired Derek Jeter, Johnny Damon and Mark Teixeira hit back-to-back home runs. Alex Rodriguez walked, Jorge Posada doubled, and Nick Swisher hit a two-run single.
The Red Sox mounted a rally (of sorts) in the ninth against Mariano Rivera. J.D. Drew singled to right (he was 3-for-4) and after Mike Lowell flied to right and Jason Varitek struck out, pinch-hitter David Ortiz walked. Jacoby Ellsbury was the potential tying run, but he grounded weakly to first to end the game and the series.
The first four-game sweep of the Red Sox in the Bronx since August 16-19, 1985.
Boston is now 6.5 GB in the East and tied for the Wild Card.
There are 52 games left to play.Lineup:
And because we cannot let a day go by without a roster move: the Red Sox have called up RHP Fernando Cabrera (1.69, 20-for-20 in save opp.) from Pawtucket and sent Enrique Gonzalez back down. Cabrera's major league stats -- 2004-08 with the Spiders and Orioles -- are here.Jon Lester (3.79, 124 ERA+) / Andy Pettitte (4.35, 102 ERA+)1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Victor Martinez, 1B
4. Kevin Youkilis, 3B
5. Jason Bay, LF
6. J.D. Drew, RF
7. Mike Lowell, DH
8. Jason Varitek, C
9. Nick Green, SS
The Red Sox turn to Lester to avoid a four-game sweep and to snap a five-game losing streak. A victory tonight would move Boston back to 4.5 GB the Yankees in the East.
Lester has allowed more than three earned runs in only two of his last 14 starts -- a 2.42 ERA since May 21). He has faced the Yankees twice this season: April 24 in Boston (6-7-2-3-7, Sox 5-4) and May 4 at New York (7-6-2-3-10, Sox 6-4).
mlb.com:
Thanks in large part to some newfound control of his cut fastball, Pettitte was able to hold the Blue Jays to just one run in 6.2 innings last time out. Struggling with his control at times, Pettitte nonetheless struck out six batters, using the cutter to work ahead in counts.Pettitte started in Fenway on April 26 (6-6-4(3ER)-4-6) a game the Red Sox won 4-1.Wankers Of The Day: Daily News writers Bill Madden, who announces "the worm has officially turned" and the Yankees are threatening to turn the AL East into "a cakewalk", and John Harper, who claims that the rivalry now has a "more familiar Yankee dominance" and Brian Cashman has "outmaneuver[ed]" Theo Epstein this year.
3-8 now passes for "dominance" in Yankees Universe?
So Bay is back.
ReplyDeleteGood. I did not approve of the oddball lineup yesterday.
It will be good to get this win and roll that damn worm back over. This domination is just killing me. I mean, c'mon. 3 wins to just 8 for us? They obviously OWN our asses. Look at how they scored at will on Friday night.
A repetition of Lester's birthday gift to me (Apr. 24) would be a good thing. Even tho he didn't send a card with it.
"3-8 now passes for "dominance" in Yankees Universe?"
ReplyDeleteApparently. Dropping $420 Million cures many ills.
mattymatty said...
ReplyDelete"3-8 now passes for "dominance" in Yankees Universe?"
Apparently. Dropping $420 Million cures many ills.
matty, you're better than that...
For some reason that whole thing with Ram-Ram and A-rod is sticking with me.....It just was real odd, the happenings before the pitch was even thrown. The step out, the"what's up" from arod to v-mart, the cleaning of the plate....It just had a lot of "back and to the left" to it...maybe I am reading to much into it....who knows..
ReplyDeleteI think and the Sox are going to win this game behind Lester amd then will be 9-3 against the Yankees on the season and end the series on a positive note.
ReplyDeleteCC is a great pitcher and I've seen Burnett have flashes of brilliance before but Pettite is just old and washed up. Tonight is the night for the offense to break out.
This is as close to "must win" as gamesin August get I think but I'm confident that they are going to pull it out.
I could see the dominance argument on friday, lighting up smoltz and traber, but not really since they're both gone now (and not forgotten, that was the story of Johnny Rotten).
ReplyDeleteBut come on, a 2-0 win in the 15th inning and 5-0 yesterday in a well pitched game by HH is dominant and we should be handing them the AL east based on that?
Fact is we're in a major team-wide offensive drought this week, our starting pitching has been good (except smoltz and sometimes penny clearly) and our bullpen is probably tiring after the two long games this week...sigh. I find myself getting caught up in this all the time.
Its been a horrible week. The week before that was a good week (sans the two shit losses to Oakland).
Let's start this week (Sunday = start of new week) off great in the toilet and continue it back home against Detroit and FINALLY BEAT FUCKING TEXAS.
The division will not be handed over in early August, we've got two months of baseball, 53 games left. Let's make the most of it and see where it takes us. We're 2/3 of the way through, and it's been a pretty good 2/3 overall. I feel like the first 1/3 was better than the second 1/3, but one more to go. And IIRC, we're a pretty good two-out team.
Oh and I put in an order for tickets for the 18th for Steph and I. Where are you guys sitting?
The confusing line that stands out to me, is that Cashman out maneuvered Epstine this year.
ReplyDeleteI would start a rant here, but my head might explode.
The confusing line that stands out to me, is that Cashman out maneuvered Epstine this year.
ReplyDeleteConsidering the massive amount of additional money Cashman has to throw around, it's a bit like praising a guy on a motorcycle for winning a race against a sprinter.
And rants are healthy.
ReplyDeleteRed Sox OPS since the All-Star Break
ReplyDeleteKevin Youkilis 1.010
Mike Lowell .936
Victor Martinez .890 (with Sox)
Jacoby Ellsbury .817
Dustin Pedroia .814
Josh Reddick .728
Jason Bay .685
David Ortiz .639
J. D. Drew .616
Jed Lowrie .540
Rocco Baldelli .538
Jason Varitek .506
Nick Green .304
Casey Kotchman has a .838 OPS since the break, .644 with the Red Sox (1 home run in 9 at-bats, and 1 BB)
Someone at SoSH posted the road stats since July 1 for most hitters. Just completely ghastly. Way worse than you would have thought.
ReplyDelete]Wankers Of The Day:
ReplyDeleteMediots just doing their jobs in the mediotcracy (and mediocracy). Best ignored.
Way worse than you would have thought.
ReplyDeleteI doubt it.
I am mistaken. This is total stats, both home and road, posted yesterday:
ReplyDeleteSince July 1
Dead or slumping
Drew 220/336/374
Bay 202/396/333
Papi 223/290/473
Deadman walks
Tek 208/344/338
SS Black hole
Lowrie 179/233/308
Green 133/232/233
OK
Ellsbury 291/341/427
Hot
Youk and Pedroia and more recently Lowell and V-Mart
***
Here are some road stats (stats thru Friday):
Team: .253/.339/.409
OPS
Youkilis 1060
Bay 870
Pedroia 793
Drew 766
Lowell 748
Ellsbury 743
Varitek 657
Ortiz 596
Green 581
Road ERA 4.50
Home ERA 3.81
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
ReplyDelete2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Victor Martinez, 1B
4. Kevin Youkilis, 3B
5. Jason Bay, LF
6. J.D. Drew, RF
7. Mike Lowell, DH
8. Jason Varitek, C
9. Nick Green, SS
-- Jon Lester, SP
Globe: The Red Sox also made a roster move before the game, bringing up Fernando Cabrera, who through Aug. 7 was 20-for-20 in save opportunities for Pawtucket, to replace Enrique Gonzalez.
Nick Green .304
ReplyDeleteIs that even possible?
I've said it before, but the Yanks should be good now. Wait until they're on the downside of the CC / Burnett / A-Rod contracts. Then we'll see how they can do.
This year and next are their years to win. If they can't do it, the years following could be pretty shitty.
Is that even possible?
ReplyDeleteYes.
"Is that even possible?"
ReplyDeleteIf you're a pitcher, maybe
Hooray for a regular looking lineup.
ReplyDeleteAnd this business with C. Guzman, sounds like he's Lugo all over again. Remember, we DFA'ed him for his poor defense, not his hitting abilities. Well, at least this year, he was decent enough at the plate. Just complete shit at defense.
...HEY, the name is different!
ReplyDeleteRed Sox Things To Do
ReplyDelete1. Hit
2. Score runs
3. Win
4. Repeat
Nick Green sucks.
ReplyDelete(I removed the "the" last night.
This will result in wins.)
Guzman's 2010 contract is $8M.
ReplyDelete"His defense ain't great and he's having trouble at the plate. A workmanlike shortstop having a not-so-great year. Ok, he's not Derek Jeter -- the greatest shortstop of all-time -- but I'd rather have Nick Green than Nomar!"
ReplyDeleteThis quote from Nick Green's BR page has to be one of the the dumbest thing I've ever read. Considering the part about Jeter I assume he is a MFY fan and that's why he is happy Green is starting for the Sox.
I hope there's not actually a Red Sox fan alive dumb enough to think that Nick fucking Green is a better player than Nomar?!
Tazawa starting on Tuesday!
ReplyDelete"Tazawa starting on Tuesday!"
ReplyDeleteCool!
Overheard In New York
ReplyDeleteAH FUCK!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just realized I won't be seeing Tuesday's game. I have an overnight sleep apena apt. Guess I'll go all 1980s with the VCR.
I was wondering if anyone would quote that from Green's BR page.
ReplyDelete...HEY, the name is different!
ReplyDeleteLOL
Game plan for tonight:
ReplyDeleteGet a fucking run.
Don't give up many runs.
Get some more fucking runs.
Get a fucking win.
Oh, L, I just realised I just about repeated what you said. But hey, it bears repeating, I guess.
ReplyDeleteOther Lineup
ReplyDeleteJeter, SS
Damon, LF
Teixeira, 1B
Rodriguez, DH
Posada, C
Swisher, RF
Cano, 2B
Cabrera, CF
Hairston, 3B
Oh, L, I just realised I just about repeated what you said. But hey, it bears repeating, I guess.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah! In fact, I think everyone on tonight's gamethread should repeat their own variation of the same.
The FKR were only only 1.5 behind us (7 GB) this morning. Good thing they lost today.
ReplyDeleteRichard Sandomir, Times
ReplyDeleteAugust 9, 2009
It took the TBS analyst Dennis Eckersley five innings on Sunday to set the record straight on how powerful the Detroit Tigers’ slumping Magglio Ordonez is.
When Ordonez came up in the second inning of the Twins-Tigers game, Eckersley declared that Ordonez “has never been a big home run guy, like a 30-home-run guy, maybe 20 home runs, 100 R.B.I.’s and flirt with .320 some years.”
A look at mlb.com or baseball-reference.com would have shown Ordonez’s power surge with the White Sox, from 1999 to 2002, when his home run totals were, in order, 30, 32, 31 and 38. He had two other years when he hit 28 and 29 homers. Clicking to Ordonez’s stats would also have revealed the flirtations with .320 cited by Eckersley — but also the 2007 season, when his .363 batting average led the American League.
Five innings later, with Ordonez up for the fourth time, Eckersley tried to correct himself but compounded his error. “We said before he’s not like a 30-home-run guy,” he said. “He may have hit that at one point his career.” But moments later, he got it belatedly right: “Talking about 30-home-run seasons, he’s had four. ... He had some serious pop.”
During Aug. 1’s White Sox-Yankees game, Fox’s Thom Brennaman’s praise of the White Sox’ Paul Konerko ran up against statistical reality. Brennaman said that Konerko, who is rebounding well from a subpar 2008, “is on his way to shattering nearly every offensive record should he stay with the White Sox before his career is over.”
Konerko isn’t very close to leading any of the White Sox’ offensive records. To expect a 33-year-old player, whose most productive years were from 2004 to 2007, to be on a path to setting most of the team’s records is fanciful thinking.
With a .281 batting average with the White Sox, he can’t approach Joe Jackson’s team record of .340. Konerko is nearly 500 runs behind Luke Appling’s record of 1,319, he is 1,145 hits behind Appling’s 2,749. With 296 doubles, Konerko would need to average his career peak of 34 over the next few years to surpass Frank Thomas’s 447.
He is also 467 runs batted in behind Thomas’s team mark of 1,465; 136 home runs behind Thomas’s 447; and 1,101 total bases behind Thomas 3,949.
***
Unbelievable. If any of us did our jobs as poorly, we'd be holding a pink slip by the end of the day.
If any of us did our jobs as poorly, we'd be holding a pink slip by the end of the day.
ReplyDeleteNo US Senators or Congresspeople on this thread, I guess.
Yes, it is quite amazing how ill-prepared many announcers are, and how little they care about getting anything right.
I remember this other time when we lost three games in a row to the Yankees. It worked out really well.
ReplyDeleteI remember this other time when we lost three games in a row to the Yankees. It worked out really well.
ReplyDelete1978? (-;
Tim, just noticed you asked where we are sitting on Aug 18. I'll email you this week.
ReplyDeleteYes, of course, 1978. In fact, all our seasons are 1978. That's the sum total of our entire history.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see Lowell in the lineup
ReplyDeleteAny way we can get Beckett to play shortstop? I'm more confident in his hitting ability right now than Green's.
OT; Feeling crappy and crabby. Some people I THOUGHT were my friends thought it would be funny to jump me last night because they were drunk, hello first serious fistfight of my life.
ReplyDeleteI think you mean 1978*.
ReplyDeleteScore some runs
ReplyDeleteScore more runs
Score even more runs
Win the game
Runs runs runs runs runs
ReplyDeleteRuns runs runs runs runs runs runs
Runs runs runs runs runs
I'm ready for the resurgence of Bay.
ReplyDeleteI'm such a fan of:
ReplyDeleteDH: Lowell
B: Papi
Alright LBJ, lead us off like a champ.
ReplyDeleteLet's send ol' Horseface to the glue factory.
ReplyDeleteHey everyone. Having a good night so far. I could go out there and play all nine positions at the same time and win.
ReplyDeleteFUCK
ReplyDeleteIN
RUNS.
NOW.
Andy Pettitte is pitching a perfect game.
ReplyDeleteAndy Pettitte is pitching a perfect game.
Andy Pettitte is pitching a perfect game.
Andy Pettitte is pitching a perfect game.
Andy Pettitte is pitching a perfect game.
nip this shit in the bud right away ....
More of the same I see. CHANGE PLEASE.
ReplyDeleteI think it's pretty clear the Thu/Fri/Sat strategy DIDN'T WORK. So change it!
I DEMAND at least one run this inning
ReplyDeleteI don't give a shit about a perfect game.
ReplyDeleteANDY PETTITTE IS PITCHING A SHUTOUT.
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ReplyDeleteThat's not how you score runs
ReplyDeletealso
ReplyDeleteruns
god. my ears burn from the stupidity.
ReplyDeleteand furthermore
ReplyDeleteruns
nick, quick, switch to radio sound before your hair catches fire!
ReplyDelete"We've seen this before," says Joe Castiglione.
ReplyDeleteAre we winning yet?
ReplyDeleteAny bets on when the steroid chat will be? Since No Papi isn't in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteI like tonight's lineup MUCH better.
ReplyDeletealso
ReplyDeletepls prevent nyy runs
Fuck you, sport of baseball. How I hate thee.
ReplyDeleteNo fucking runs again
ReplyDeleteHi Amy, nice to see you here :)
ReplyDeleteThey were chanting "papi sucks" already.
ReplyDeletegod. my ears burn from the stupidity
ReplyDeletei was saying this morning that i watch a lot of red sox/yankees game on mute. two big reasons:
1. fox
2. espn
ugh. I actually don't doubt that the sox will win this game, but I need to see that offense pronto...none of this come-round-in-the-7th bullshit.
ReplyDeleteso did i over-react with my papi slam? i did pound it out right after the conf. ended.
ReplyDeleteI will club a baby seal if we don't score any runs.
ReplyDeleteMFY = Nancy Spungen
ReplyDeleteCould be worse. Michael Kay had the call on ESPN Radio yesterday.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Laura!
ReplyDeleteAllan, I do not think your post re Papi was too harsh; it was your reaction. I think most people agree with you. I just want to give him the benefit of the doubt, and I found what he said believable.
A, you didn't over-react if that's what you felt and thought. You can re-visit if you come to feel differently. Nothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteGet the fuck back to the box, shithead.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I absolutely detest Jon Miller. He infuriates me.
ReplyDeleteAnd already I find myself saying: DP Please?
ReplyDeleteYou just have to look at Morgan as unintentional comedy I think, that makes him tolerable for me :)
ReplyDeleteeven if I don't listen to the words, the tone and inflection are enough to drop my IQ.
ReplyDeletegod. it's 'bout as bad as fox news.
Ha!
"Derek Jeter, for once you were wrong"
This right after they talk how the zone is expanded and then say, uh, guess that was a strike.
puke. OK. mute. done.
chatty tonight!
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to the game on the radio... Then watching the live replay on ESPN.
ReplyDeleteemma's gotten totally distracted playing with a music sequencer on my phone for the last half hour. It sounds pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteI find myself much more worried about Papi's lack of offense in 2009 than what he did or didn't put into his body in 2003 in 2009 TBH
ReplyDeleteWell, it isn't a DP, but it is one out
ReplyDeleteLive replay. I like that.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind listening to Miller. I don't like Morgan, but he's preferable to Sutcliffe.
ReplyDeleteAmy, I always remember you hate Jon Miller.
ReplyDeleteMy mouse is doing this weird thing where I can't copy text.
Who's the third guy in the booth?
ReplyDeleteNice to be able to watch the game on TV tonight. Let's hope the bats come alive.
ReplyDeleteWhat Irid said.
ReplyDeleteredsock said...
ReplyDeleteso did i over-react with my papi slam? i did pound it out right after the conf. ended.
Who? You?.........never....
I asked you earlier in that day what you expected and you said didn't know........but after all that lawyer speak with the other dude, you had to know where it was going, but you still get all riled up.......It's all good though..if we had won 3 in a row and Papi had 4 dongs , it would have been different, for you , him , and all of us.......
That is, what Irid said re Papi ingesting vs hitting.
ReplyDeleteLot of empty seats near the plate.
ReplyDeleteJoe Morgan is stupid, but I can ignore him.
ReplyDeleteMiller's voice and tone just makes me want to puke. Plus he just always sounds like he is awe of the Yankees.
Steve Phillips is the third man in the booth. ESPN added him to Sunday Night Baseball this season.
ReplyDeleteThere's THREE of them on Sunday nights now? Gah. Steve Phillips! Talk about ears burning from stupidity. Then again, whole teams have burned from his stupidity, so why not our ears.
ReplyDeleteDamn
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that shit - "for ONCE you were wrong"
Suck my, nevermind
Missed the 1st pitch, but only the 1st pitch.
Yard work is done! Shower is taken! Veggies are cut! Pizza is cooking! Corona is open!
Now...win plz
Amy said...
ReplyDeleteJoe Morgan is stupid, but I can ignore him.
Miller's voice and tone just makes me want to puke. Plus he just always sounds like he is awe of the Yankees.
I always thought that was sarcasm...
9C, you think Allan is a hothead, eh................
ReplyDeleteAmy said...
ReplyDeleteJoe Morgan is stupid, but I can ignore him.
Miller's voice and tone just makes me want to puke. Plus he just always sounds like he is awe of the Yankees.
I always thought that was sarcasm...
Phillips? It didn't sound like Phillips to me, but it makes sense, since he said an amazingly dumb thing earlier: talking about Martinez and Teixeira, he basically said they're similar on offense but the difference is that Teix is a better defender, never mentioning that Martinez can play catcher. Just dumb and wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteL-girl said...
ReplyDelete9C, you think Allan is a hothead, eh................
passionate.
It's OK, SoSock, no ump will toss you here. :)
ReplyDeleteUch, ARod worship. Using It's a Wonderful Life to compare life without Arod for the Yankees. VOMIT.
ReplyDeleteRuns. It's not just a four letter word.
ReplyDeleteOK, that was good. Now, I repeat:
ReplyDeleteruns runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs etc.
I've been saying this for the past billion innings, but I'll say it again
ReplyDeleteScore runs
Runs.
ReplyDeleteThey are not just for July anymore.
I believe I hate It's A Wonderful Life more than I hate the Yankees!
ReplyDeleteFour letter word, heh, good.
I second all of the runs hereby collected.
ReplyDeleteRuns. Don't leave home without them.
ReplyDeleteYeah the "For once you are wrong,Derek Jeter!" thing sounded like sarcasm to me. Maybe I'm just giving him the benefit of the doubt though. I kind of like the sound of Miller's voice actually, it's relaxing somehow.
ReplyDeleteI wanna see more runs than from an e coli outbreak at a Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Jon Miller
ReplyDeleteThese RUNS ads are great.
ReplyDelete1st it's "for once.....", now the comparison to "Wonderful Life".
ReplyDeleteGod these guys are freaking TOOLS!
And that is why we need lots of choices in the world. Some people find Miller's voice relaxing, others find it the most annoying, most obnoxious, most grating voice on TV.
ReplyDeleteIf you do not score runs, the terrorists* win.
ReplyDeletethe terrorists being the yankees, of course
Walks. $10
ReplyDeleteHits. $35
Runs. Priceless.
"the terrorists being the yankees, of course"
ReplyDeleteIf I were a terrorist, I'd be offended by that comparison
I either like Miller, or else I'm neutral to him. I've never heard of anyone hating him the way Amy does! It's cool, b/c Amy is usually not very concerned w/ the announcers.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could copy stuff.
Giardia = the runs. Time to get some.
ReplyDeleteRegular...ity, Jon.
ReplyDeleteMORE OF THE SAME! FUCK.
ReplyDeleteYou can't Control + C, L?
ReplyDeleteoh fuck, castig truped me
ReplyDeleteI was going to do the priceless ad, but then I remembered I hate those ads. (Or I'm totally sick of them.)
Runs. They're waaaaay delicious.
Tim, can't select. No method works.
ReplyDeleteLOOK LOOK A HIT A HIT!!!
ReplyDeletea single...yeah...good for one base...
ReplyDeleteHE SMILED!!!!
ReplyDelete/everyone
Fire on base
ReplyDeleteI think it is that rising inflection and fake tone of enthusiasm that I hate more than what he says. I can usually just tune out the announcers (like Joe Morgan) because their voices are flat and deep. I cannot tune out Miller. He just pierces my ears.
ReplyDeleteThat's costing someone 35 bucks
ReplyDeleteCtrl C and Ctrl V work. But I can't select text anywhere but in Word right now. No idea why. But I'm at work so I don't care. :)
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain to me why our second hottest hitter is batting 7th?
ReplyDeleteRuns are the one thing to have when you're having more than one.
ReplyDeleteL-girl said...
ReplyDeleteoh fuck, castig truped me
I was going to do the priceless ad, but then I remembered I hate those ads. (Or I'm totally sick of them.)
You hate those ads and It's a Wonderful Life......
hey, gotta get on base to score runs.
ReplyDeleteRuns
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SLUMPING MOTHERFUCKERS -- DO YOU THINK I ENJOY WATCHING THIS SHIT FOR HOUR AFTER HOUR, NIGHT AFTER FUCKING NIGHT? JESUS CHRIST!!!
can you click a spot on the text then use the arrow keys while holding shift?
ReplyDeletethe terrorists being the yankees, of course
ReplyDeletethat's what I was going to say, but then had to deal with a dropped bottle of apple juice (Sorry, Earth, I like plastic bottles).
9C, you're not sick of the priceless ads? They used to be cute, but enough already.
ReplyDeleteBut yes, I hate a lot of things. :)
I really hope my computer gets one of those viruses that shows a run being scored for the red sox.
ReplyDeletePhillips is making the other 2 sound smart.
ReplyDeleteQuite an accomplishment.
Kevin said...
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain to me why our second hottest hitter is batting 7th?
Where did you want him ?
SNUR
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know how to find something on adthe.net?
ReplyDeleteReboot usually solves shit like that.
ReplyDeleteNo method of selecting works. I'm a make my living word processing, so I know all the different ways to do stuff. None of them works. I promise.
ReplyDeleteThere he is amy! Your favorite!
ReplyDeleteThe menu for today:
ReplyDeleteBacon and runs.
Sausage and runs.
Bacon, sausage and runs.
Runs, runs, eggs and runs.
Runs with syrup.
Custard runs.
Runs, runs, runs, bacon and runs.
Pancakes with runs on them.
And of course, a sandwich with runs, lettuce, runs, turkey, runs and runs. You can add a side of runs, too.
(Then all the Vikings sing:)
Runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs runs!
if a hit only costs $35, I think we'd have a solid pool in seconds to pay up for a dozen or two.
ReplyDeleteTim / virus ROFL
ReplyDeleteI reboot 10 times a day here. No change.
If you hold shift do you get any runs? How about Control + R? Any runs then?
ReplyDeleteA $45 inning so far.
ReplyDeletehttp://atdhe.net/
ReplyDelete??
Tek, I know it's too much to ask, but really, could you please? Would it really be so awful? Just this once????
ReplyDeleteTWO runners on base???
ReplyDeleteTek, prove me wrong about your worthlessness at the plate
Can Tek not strike out? Can Tek please not make an out?
ReplyDeleteIf I could do a Jon Miller impersonation, I would have totally used it all night at JoS1.
ReplyDeleteIt was the best of runs, it was the worst of runs.
ReplyDeleteTime to class the place up a bit.
Scoring position - now do you remember how to do the next part of that process?
ReplyDeleteSASAHE!
ReplyDeleteimagine that
Zen, what's there to find on atdhe? You go there, and all the links are there...I see one for RS-Yanks but not clicking it...too lazy.
ReplyDeleteIf you're looking for a stream, try JustinTV as well.
Also this site I used for a couple innings yesterday. It's shit, but better than nothing.
Be a fuckin' non-conformist tek!
ReplyDeletePosada telling Pettite to throw one high...
ReplyDeleteK
ReplyDeletecan't spell tek without it
As I said...
ReplyDeleteFuck you Tek
ReplyDeleteNope, typical conformist bullshit from the cap.
ReplyDeleteI could drink a case of runs, and I'd still be on my feet.
ReplyDeleteToo bad nobody asked me to do a Jon Miller impersonation.
ReplyDeletesquander
ReplyDeleteTek's quick about-face and fast walk to the dugout annoys me. Why not walk like a normal person?
ReplyDeleteUgh.
ReplyDeleteThanks on the website...question is, do I dare sit and watch it?
Oh yeah Patrick with the Joni! Nice.
ReplyDeletePretty sad when I know how to get Tek out. Why hasn't he figured it out? He's a catcher, dammit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I am even pissed at Tek.
I could drink a case of runs, and I'd still be on my feet.
ReplyDeleteKiss ass!
You're just jealous you didn't think of it.
ReplyDeleteGeez..."welcome to the ESPN steroid discussion show...oh yeah there's a ballgame in the background too but it's not that important!"
ReplyDeleteOK, next half inning we do literary quotes. Commercials obviously did not work.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I'm not watching ESPN. It sounds even worse than usual.
ReplyDeleteRun. You can't spell baserunner without it.
ReplyDelete(This one really makes no sense. Or maybe it makes reverse sense)
Born To (score) Run(s)?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I wonder if I got a case of the runs if I would still be erect?
ReplyDelete2 more of the same pls
ReplyDelete"I could drink a case of runs, and I'd still be on my feet."
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Especially tonight :)
LOOIE!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, shit, and I did it in the wrong half inning, too.
ReplyDeleteThree pitches, bitches
ReplyDeleteSit
ReplyDeleteLester we love you. Please continue.
ReplyDeletesit down you retard
ReplyDeleteJoe Morgan's actually corrected on a statistical mistake on air.
ReplyDeleteHe says 173 pitches. Miller tells him the record shows it was 162.
Morgan: "Whatever."
I don't want to wait in vain, for your runs.
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