Look, A Shiny Orange Rock! Hmmm, stories breaking this morning that the US's role in capturing Saddam Hussein might have been exaggerated just a tad and ... presto! ... the terror level is raised to Ernie.
Be afraid, but keep shopping (don't worry, you can get duct tape in Xmas colors). ... Howard Dean was attacked last week for saying that the capture of Saddam wouldn't make Americans any safer. So why is the terror level at Ernie? If Dean was clueless, shouldn't it be going down to Cookie Monster? I wonder how many apologies Dean will receive?