Dr. Strangelove. Watching the movie last night, something sounded familiar.

Gen. Buck Turgeson: "Mr. President, I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed. I do say, no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops! Depending on the breaks."

Ann Coulter: "The Democratic logic on national defense is: As soon as anyone in the military gets his hair mussed, we must pull out and bring 'international peace-keeping' forces in...."

The Army may have been plagued by a "morass" of supply shortages, ineffective radios and virtually no reliable intelligence on how Baghdad would be defended, but I hope they all had combs. ... Lots of Bush/AWOL coverage/links (and here and here and here); the White House has its propaganda machine in high gear. ... Thanks to Wonkette, we now know the real reason Cheney and Scalia went duck-hunting.