Operation Dessert Storm. No imagination:

December 26, 2003: "[He] gave Mrs. Bush a gold beaded necklace, some earrings and some dessert plates that she saw in Georgetown."

December 26, 2004: "Bush gave his wife Laura dessert plates to complement her china pattern and she gave him a raincoat in their Christmas gift exchange on Saturday..."

Hey George, how's about buying some "desert plates" -- you know, armor for the soldiers' vehicles in Iraq?