Fat, Drunk and Lying Is No Way To Go Through Life

In the Providence Journal article I linked to below, David Wells claimed: "I never believed in [the Curse of the Bambino]."

Ten fucking seconds on Google got me this:

October 14, 2003
Wells keeps curse going
By Steve Wilstein, The Associated Press

BOSTON -- If the Bambino is looking down, he's smiling at Boomer. ... "I believe in it," Wells said, meaning the curse. "That's just one man's opinion. ... I just try to follow suit and keep that theory alive."

It's gonna be hard to root for this fat, lying fuck this year.