Rangers - 001 002 000 - 3 6 1First things first: that 4 in the third inning? A first-pitch grand slam from David Ortiz! Good Times!
Red Sox - 004 500 02x - 11 11 0
Mendoza had retired the first eight batters, but Lowrie ended the perfect-game bid with a two-out double to left. Ellsbury walked on four pitches, Pedroia walked on five, and Ortiz unloaded his bomb over the Wall in left. Love those rallies that start from nothing and two outs.
Boston put the game away in the fourth: Drew walked, Varitek doubled (5-1), Casey singled, Rupe replaced Mendoza, Lowrie hit a sacrifice fly (6-1), Ellsbury tripled to center (7-1) and Pedroia homered to left (9-1).
Mendoza recap:
First 8 batters: 0-for-8, all outs in the infield, 2 KIn the ninth, Casey doubled and Ellsbury walked (his third tonight). Ortiz's single to right brought in Casey and Ellsbury raced home when the relay throw was bobbled at first base.
Next 9 batters: 8-for-9 in reaching base, 3 BB, 2 singles, 2 doubles, one grand slam HR, 7 runs
Dice threw a lot of pitches once again (24-13-25 19-14-6) and was pulled after giving up a two-run dong to Blalock in the sixth. Lopez did well in his 1.2 IP, Aardsma left the bases loaded in the eighth (a single, two walks and 30 pitches), and Timlin got three quick outs in the ninth on 11 pitches.
Baltimore beat New York 8-2, dropping the Yankees (9-9) 2 GB the Red Sox.
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Luis Mendoza (1.80, 237 ERA+) / Daisuke Matsuzaka (2.70, 166 ERA+)
It's the start of a seven-game homestand (Rangers and Angels). Time for Flo to start hittin'.
Mendoza was originally signed by Boston as a free agent in June 2000. He was sent to Texas for Bryan Corey at the 2006 trade deadline. Speaking of Corey, he has decided to become a free agent rather than accept a Pawtucket assignment.
Don't be fooled by Mendoza's ERA: in his five innings of work this season (April 12 against Toronto), the 24-year-old right-hander gave up eight hits, three walks and four runs (but only one earned run). He pitched in six games (16 IP) with Texas last season.
Mendoza's got a good sinker (low 90s) and an average changeup and curve. Lay off the sinker, and wait until he leaves his other pitches up the zone -- like we so often did with Jose Contreras -- and we should be off to the races.
Mike Lowell, who sprained his left thumb on April 9, is antsy:
I can't eat any more gum or chew any more seeds. ... The swelling is almost entirely gone. Grip strength is another issue. I think that's what we're tackling now. I figure if in eight or nine days the swelling has gone down this much, hopefully I can make the same progress in movement.Before last night, Jonathan Papelbon had pitched 29.2 innings of scoreless relief in 27 career April appearances, allowing only 11 hits while striking out 42 batters.
SoSHer SoxScout, 4:48 PM:
ReplyDelete"Lowrie - SS
It has begun..."
The Oatmeal is out. All hail Sox Scout!
ReplyDeleteKinsler, 2B
ReplyDeleteYoung, SS
Hamilton, CF
Bradley, RF
Blalock, 3B
Murphy, LF
Catalanotto, DH
Laird, C
Broussard, 1B
Ellsbury, CF
Pedroia, 2B
Ortiz, DH
Ramirez, LF
Youkilis, 3B
Drew, RF
Varitek, C
Casey, 1B
Lowrie, SS
[Globe did not list 1B, so I'm guessing Casey will play first and bat 8th]
I'm sorry that we've got this run on the DL lately (and Lowell is so frustrated by it), but it's great to get to see all these other folks doing so well!
ReplyDeleteTrying to plow through some work by 7.
ReplyDelete... and done!!!
ReplyDeleteTala and I are ready for the game.
ReplyDeleteL: Still no update on D?
ReplyDeleteGamethreads are usually slow on Friday nights. Sometimes just me and Allan!
ReplyDeleteOrsillo leads off by saying Texas is a team we don't see a lot. Three series with 'em every year for the sixth year in a row, Don, as opposed to two for some of the Central teams...
ReplyDeleteOh hi Jere, didn't see you there. :)
ReplyDeleteNothing. No call, no email. I am very worried! Thank you for asking.
gameday:
ReplyDelete69 and clear
wind 10 mph R to L
LETS GO!
ReplyDeleteYou really think it's more than a "doesn't wanna do it anymore so I'll just disappear" deal?
ReplyDeleteHome Ump: Jerry "Gets His Own" Meals
ReplyDelete:>)
Evening, chaps.
ReplyDeleteWhat an absolutely beautiful day today. Great evening for baseball. 70s in April.
Dice: 27 up, 27 down. Do it.
ReplyDeleteJere, I don't know. That just seems so unlike her.
ReplyDeleteI am wondering if maybe she has a drug or drinking problem. That can cause people to disappear and bail out on commitments. And you can never tell if someone does unless you are with them 24/7.
Nice K!
Crazy neon pink Japanese K signs on black circles behind the plate there
ReplyDeletePlus she really really needs the money, so she would do everything she could to keep the gig (or so I thought).
ReplyDeletegets his own meals, ha
ReplyDeleteThere goes the perfect game.
ReplyDeleteI used to be a volunteer coordinator. People loooove to disappear. Dice needs a line-out double play to face the minimum.
ReplyDeletewow -- major delay -- i'm going to be VERY behind the game tonight.
ReplyDeletei'll be all DONG!!! and everyone else will be all that was 10 minutes ago!
Totally. But she is not a volunteer. She is a single mom on public assistance, really needs money.
ReplyDeleteThat was sooo ten minutes ago.
ReplyDeleteThat's me all weekend, huge delay. But if Allan keeps modding off, then I can at least listen before I see the comments. That will help.
ReplyDeleteso nix says the mfy called up chocolate rain - who'd he replace?
ReplyDeleteI STILL can't believe there's a guy in MLB named Milton Bradley.
ReplyDeleteI know, it's too funny. He's on the all-games team.
ReplyDeleteThe Cards, I guess.
Albaladejo optioned to Scranton
ReplyDelete23/12 the pitch count for dice.
ReplyDeleteI went to retrosheet to check Parkers to find two brothers. First one I checked: Doc Parker. And he's the brother of Jay Parker.
ReplyDeleteJay pitched in one game, didn't get anybody out. ERA: Infinite.
But hey, he's on the all games team with his bro...
Good play by Casey! Bailed out Dice-K! Backhanded nicely outside of first.
ReplyDelete"the rangers strand a pair"
ReplyDeleteWhat about that guy -- Par Cheesey?
ReplyDeleteParker Bros, cool. Any other games?
ReplyDeleteMust be Chess, right? Checkers?
Lots of Jacks, but any actual Jacks? Like Jacks is the name, not plural of Jack.
Probably no Parchisi or Backgammon. Or Chutes and Ladders. Or...
Allan thought of Parchisi too. Did anyone actually play that game? We had it, but none of us knew how to play it.
ReplyDeleteWhy do dog farts smell so bad????
ReplyDeleteI played lots of parchisi. Not that hard for me when I was like 6 so you should be able to figure it out.
ReplyDeleteNo Chess or Checkers. In MLB.
ReplyDeleteJack Chess-bro?
castig being orsillo, telling mendoza's life story number by number.
ReplyDeleteDo "Donnie Baseball" and "Teddy Ballgame" qualify?
ReplyDeleteOh well. We had no instructions and I guess no one showed us how.
ReplyDeleteSix, really? I was under the impression it was complicated. Or maybe we were just dolts.
why do dogs turn around and look at their asses in surprise when they fart? can't they feel it come out?
ReplyDeleteDo "Donnie Baseball" and "Teddy Ballgame" qualify?
ReplyDeletenoooooooooooo.
Not one Chess or Checkers? Wow. I would have thought so.
ReplyDeleteDo "Donnie Baseball" and "Teddy Ballgame" qualify?
Nah.
what about a castig drinking game?
ReplyDelete"high rider"
...
This game team isn't going very far.
ReplyDeleteMy mom had me playing a lot of board games when I was really little. 'chisi wasn't that hard to pick up.
ReplyDeleteReggie Jax?
ReplyDeleteOooh, I could give ya lots of Castig from through the years.
ReplyDeleteRocks, kicks, and deals
Where the boxes jut out
But he'll need a ticket!
He staggers!
I was always teaching my parents to play board games. No one could retain backgammon. I must have taught it 20 times. To the same parents.
ReplyDeleteDuh!! DICE-K
ReplyDeleteBackgammon I never figured out!
ReplyDelete"old friend" another Joe C. As in "old friend Scott Hatteburg"
ReplyDeleteBack Gammons?
ReplyDeleteI used to be a backgammon addict. Could play endlessly. I still would be if anyone got me started.
ReplyDeleteSTRATEGO
ReplyDelete"this is trouble"
ReplyDelete"you can forget about this one"
I think everyone says "old friend" for former players on the team. All the radio announcers I've ever heard use that.
ReplyDelete"old friend" another Joe C. As in "old friend Scott Hatteburg"
ReplyDeleteor old friend roger clemens.
"wall ball single/double"
ReplyDeleteor
"plays wall ball with that fastball"
STRATEGO. Is he like Cher?
ReplyDeleteI used to love Stratego. Somehow I doubt there are any players named Stratego.
ReplyDeleteEd "Candyland" Chambers
ReplyDeleteOoh!
ReplyDeleteDavid Riske!
Riske - excellent!!
ReplyDeleteI even thought of the game Risk but didn't put it together with a name.
ReplyDeleteSo did everyone miss "Back Gammons" or did no one think it was clever?
ReplyDelete:<(
Dick Harley of the '05 Boston Braves: his birth name is Henry Risk Harley.
ReplyDeleteLiked Back Gammons
ReplyDeleteHey, no one commented on my DICE-K either, which was right in front of our faces.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Back Gammons was clever.
Dick Harley -- also on the Motorcycle Team.
ReplyDeleteTinsley Ginn.
ReplyDeleteAs in Gin Rummy
Or it could be the vehicle team. So you could get Whitey Ford, among others.
ReplyDeleteThe Candyland guy was fake if anyone was wondering/cares.
ReplyDeleteThis is it, Manny. This is the Meals.
ReplyDelete"He's very shallow in left."
ReplyDeletedrinkism.
Candyland, I assumed. It seemed unlikely.
ReplyDeleteChuck Carr.
ReplyDeleteBernie Car-bo.
And Virgil Trucks, of course.
ReplyDeleteOh great, there has to be a promo featuring gourmet thin crust pizza.
ReplyDeleteScooter
ReplyDeleteAnd the Scooter.
ReplyDeleteConnie Mack (truck)
ReplyDeletegameday sometimes 2 pitches ahead of radio -- and gdgd is actually behind the live action.
ReplyDeleteSimultaneous Scooters
ReplyDeleteScooter was played on pre-game tonight--Manny's first dong at Yankee Stadium in '93, and they played Scooter's call. It was classic Scooter: Ball goes over wall, Phil calls the play, and then says, "who hit that?"
ReplyDeleteThe whole "rag arm we have never seen totally shutting us down" syndrome has gone on TOO LONG! ENOUGH!
ReplyDeleteNYY at BAL: 0-0, bot 2nd
Ha, that's cool.
ReplyDeleteHughes pitching a NO-HITTER. Through 1 2/3rds.
ReplyDeleteGame team - Bridges?
ReplyDeleteMust be somebody named Bridge or Bridges?
Nice job, Lowrie.
ReplyDeletePlenty of Bridges.
ReplyDeleteJack Robinson of the 1902 NYGiants was actually nicknamed "Bridgeport."
To be honest, I am a little hung over.
ReplyDeleteAnd Hughes' no-no is broken. It really did work.
ReplyDeleteI hope it was a fun night, Zen.
ReplyDeleteyanks 0-0 after 2 in Balty.
ReplyDeleteBruce Bochy (bocce)
ReplyDelete"Pig" House played in the 50s. I remember a card game called Pig. But he's also on the structure team and the dwelling team. And the politics team.
ReplyDeleteOh come on Dice.
ReplyDeletedp pls
ReplyDeletehaha, bocce
ReplyDelete"Bocce balls!" -- name the movie.
And of course the animal team.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one for the structure team, tho. We did that last year with Matt Stairs, Jose Mesa and some guy Wall.
When I was little there was a Bochy and a Bochte I think.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Bacon Team.
ReplyDelete... with Ham Hyatt.
Yeah I remember that team.
ReplyDeleteIt was, Laura. The Bar was full of relatively good-natured Yanks/Sox energy. I just stayed one drink too long.
ReplyDeleteIs going out and drinking in Toronto expensive?
Josh Hamilton - size 18 shoes.
ReplyDeleteZen, that sounds good.
ReplyDeleteToronto: Yes. Not to a New Yorker and probably not to you, but generally, yes.
A friend I met here who is from Seattle is having complete sticker shock. He and his partner never go out because they can't deal with the prices.
The bacon team! We're getting a tad specific there. I'll put Ham Hyatt on the food team, but Jere won't play on it. I must admit, much of my animal team doubles as a food team (Lamb, Salmon).
ReplyDeleteMeals eating a little late.
ReplyDeleteCoco's on the food team, and the sole player on the breakfast cereal team, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteJere, what was the movie?
ReplyDeleteDice gets Milton Bradley with the Twister.
ReplyDeleteOh, I just got it. DICE-k.
Oh yeah, Coco's on the breakfast team, the hot beverage team and the food team too. Multi-talented.
ReplyDeleteFinally! :)
ReplyDeleteTwister, very good.
Okay, Allan has to know this. But I didn't. I typed in Craps into Baseball Reference. Nothing. Then I shortened it to Crap. And do you know what happened?
ReplyDeletedice pc: 24-13-25 = 62
ReplyDeletemendozer: 13-14 = 27
Hey, did you hear -- LUIS MENDOZA IS PITCHING A PERFECT GAME!!!
Oh, the movie was Splash. When the tour guide at the Statue of Liberty sees the naked Daryl Hannah.
ReplyDeleteBot has the Cheerio's mouth, but I guess that doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a player they call Special K? Wait, that's a different sport.
Then I shortened it to Crap. And do you know what happened?
ReplyDeleteMirabelli's page came up?
Splash, I wouldn't have known that.
ReplyDeleteCrap, what happened?
PERFECT GAME FUCK THAT
Mirabelli, low blow.
ReplyDeleteradio guys giving random tidbits of the 22 inning game.
ReplyDeletei printed out the pbp and await jayson stark's column!
A screen with a million pictures of a kid with soap in his mouth came up.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's what they do if you type in a bad word.... and to think, I just meant the card game.
(The kid is not Dougie.)
Lowrie: Half-dong!!!!
LOWRIE!! Breaks up the no-no, first hit at Fenway, and a two-bagger. Love it.
ReplyDeleteIf you go to Yook's BR page and look very carefully at the url ...
ReplyDeleteHey! I typed shit and a brown screen came up.
ReplyDeleteTHese BR people have a sense of humor.
and lugo sheds a tear.
ReplyDeleteMirabelli's page came up?
ReplyDeleteHaw haw haw.
Leaving work. Go Sox. No Perfect Game.
It begins! JEB!
ReplyDeleteHm. Never seen a double post here before. Anyways.
ReplyDeleteEllsBBury
ReplyDeleteThat's my boy!
ReplyDeleteHi, all. popping in...still at work!
ReplyDeletedon't know if you've mentioned previously, but oCoC fits in some other food categories... dessert (like a fruit crisp), snack foods (crisps, like potato chips).
Zen, double post? Is that a code word?
ReplyDeleteI don't see it. The Youk thing.
ReplyDeleteSo far bitch, crap, and fuck get you the mouth-washed-out kid.
ReplyDeleteCoco Crisp is a highly versatile name.
ReplyDeleteShit and fart give you the all-brown screen.
ReplyDeleteHA! They changed it!
ReplyDeleteNow it is:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/y/youklke01.shtml
It used to be (correctly):
http://www.baseball-reference.com/y/youkike01.shtml
"Loaded, loa-ded." name THAT movie.
ReplyDeleteSomebody tell me the Yook thing? I'm not going to BR to look.
ReplyDeleteLoad it up for Flo?
ReplyDeletetime for tiz to break out -- with champs on the pond.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I remember the KIKE url. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteDONG DONG DONG DONG
ReplyDeleteoh right... I looked at Farnsworth's page today and thought it was funny that --PAPI GRAND DONG!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT PAPI GRAND DONG!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWELCOME BACK PAPI WE LOVE YOU!!!!!
OMIGOD! I got here JUST IN TIME!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Papi proves something to the zero fans who booed him and the zero fans who were "worried."
ReplyDeleteALL YOUR COOKIE ARE BELONG TO ME!
ReplyDeleteI hope you were watching that American League. No pitcher is safe!!!
ReplyDeleteRadio listeners: they gave Papi the ignore treatment in the dugout, then they totally mobbed him. Like a rookie 1st hit.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Breaks out indeed! Papi salami!
ReplyDeleteFinally we see his huge dong, in a grand way!
ReplyDeleteo'brien saying before the dong that tiz was booed during the mfy series last weekend
ReplyDeletei don't believe it.
Amy, excellent timing! You're the good luck charm!
ReplyDelete(And those zero fans are properly called "fans" with quotes BECAUSE THEY SUCK.)
MBM!
They had been talking about some boos on WEEI, but people called who were at games and called bullshit. Nobody was booing him. Why the deuce would you boo Papi?
ReplyDeleteHe was probly booed by Yankees fans.
ReplyDeletefinishing pre-dong thoughts: Farnsworth's thing is FarnsKy.
ReplyDeleteAnd the movie was Taxi Driver.
Would you look at all that future greatness in the dugout right now??? Very exciting.
ReplyDeletePapi Salami!
ReplyDeleteTaxi Driver... what was? I missed it.
ReplyDeleteSide retired, yes, but you score one, we score four. Maybe you'll think twice before making our Dice-K look foolish next time.
ReplyDelete"but people called who were at games and called bullshit."
ReplyDeleteI actually did bring that up here, along with adding to it, since I also was at 4 of the 6 home games: no booing. Or worrying.
"Loaded, loa-ded...." -- Charlie T in Taxi Driver when Travis is taking out the 5 bucks he owes him.
ReplyDeletealso nice -- it all started with 2 outs
ReplyDeletetek - PF5
casey - L6
jed - double
lyndon - walk
fuck yeah - walk
god - dong!
Loaded - check.
ReplyDeleteFans who were at the game - check.
Good to call bullshit on that. Reality check.
I was doing the pre-Passover thing. Now ready to sit and watch the game.
ReplyDeleteI see I missed some fun game games talk. Oh well. And what do I type dirty words into to see a brown screen? Or a kid with soap in his mouth?
You guys covered a lot of territory in three innings.
mendoza pc revised: 13-14-29 = 56
ReplyDeletebirds batting in bot 4th, lead mfy 1-0
ReplyDeleteAmy called up to replace Jere, who's DFA'd to the kitchen to make pasta.
ReplyDeleteRemy is telling Don to be a hand model. Orsillo says there is little calling for "fat guy stubby fingers".
ReplyDelete(Gotta watch out for irons.)
Now Don says Jerry has great feet. He has seen them at the pool. Here they go...
How many Jews are in here? I think phrinelle mentioned he is too. I am as well....
ReplyDeleteJere, how could I ever replace you?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the pasta, and I will do my best.
jere thumbing thru baseball-reference.com like a 3rd grader with the dictionary in the library -- looking up all the swear words!
ReplyDeleteRemy: Speaking of body parts... Sox Appeal is coming up soon.
ReplyDeletePatrick, you are Jewish? I never knew a Jewish Patrick!
ReplyDeleteWe sneaky Jews are everywhere....
Tell me if they start making out Laura
ReplyDeleteAllan, you would love this one.
ReplyDeleteRemy says, There's a lot going through my mind right now, but I can't say any of it. Or I could, but I won't be here tomorrow and I need the job. ... Too bad I need the job, because it would be fun to just let it fly.
"Don't worry about me. I won a contest."
ReplyDeleteThanks, Amy. Looks like I'm leaving just in time for Jew Day-ica. Nice lil' jump for Jed.
ReplyDeleteI get my name from my irish father.
ReplyDeleteLooking up dirty words---that used to be quite thrilling. I miss being thrilled by the simple things.
ReplyDeletelooking up all the swear words!
ReplyDeletestrawberry, daryl
everett, carl
kent, jeff
Oh Jeb, how adorable you are.
ReplyDeleteRemy: He's done nothing wrong in the two games he's played.
Me, Jew. By birth, but not practice.
ReplyDeleteI knew Patrick must be Jewish, cause he made a Jewish joke the other day, something about "hidden Jews", and only a Jewish guy would do that.
Sosock is also Jewish.
i loved looking up swear words in a german-english dictionary.
ReplyDeleteyeah, when I get back, someone tell me what they discovered in the swear-world of BR..... there have to be more.
ReplyDelete"Stress is very damaging to the epidermis!"
ReplyDeleteJeff Kunt. Okay, now I'm really leaving.
ReplyDeleteNot Manny's finest moment in the field there.
ReplyDeleteWell, Shawn Green and Ryan Braun have Irish sounding names also, and yet are Jewish.
I'm a hemi-heeb, but on the "wrong" side. mom was raised irsh/italian catholic.
ReplyDeleteEnough Jew-Dayica if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteThat "body parts - sox appeal" comment was hilarious. I will def'y let you know if they have at it.
Sigh, I wish Matsuzaka were just a tiny bit sharper. Enough to get that 3rd strike more often.
ReplyDeleteJust as an aside, David Murphy has been tremendous as an everyday player for the Rangers since the Gagne trade.
ReplyDeleteWestcoastsox is Jewish and Ofer, but they have not yet made an appearance in 08.
ReplyDelete