Red Sox - 000 000 000 - 0 2 1Bedard (7-2-0-3-8, 109) bested Wakefield (8-5-1-0-8, 96) in a quick 2:11 duel.
Mariners - 001 000 00x - 1 5 0
Betancourt donged to left in the third for the only run of the night. Boston's two hits came in the fourth inning, as Manny and Lowell rapped consecutive one-out singles. Casey followed that outburst with a 1-4-6-3 GIDP.
Facing Putz in the ninth, Manny drew a four-pitch walk with one out. After Lowell hacked on a 1-0 offering and popped out to short, Casey walked. But Crisp looked at two strikes, then grounded weakly to second.
That devilish Tampa team beat the Rangers 5-3, so we drop to 1.5 GB. New York topped Baltimore (our next stop, Friday) 4-2, and remain 6 GB in the cellar.
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Tim Wakefield (5.19, 83 ERA+) / Erik Bedard (4.70, 84 ERA+)
Tampa battles Kason Gabbard and the Rangers this afternoon (live box). Orioles host the Yankees at 7 PM.
Mini schadenfreude!
ReplyDeleteDid that matador lose his arm?!!?
ReplyDeleteTEX - 000 200 001
ReplyDeleteFKR - 100 040 00X
Fucking Rays.
Oh, I thought it was "Fakers".
ReplyDeletePettite has a tough first inning but wiggles out without any runs scoring; throws 21 pitches.
ReplyDeletejust want to state for the record that i hate joba the c*nt.
ReplyDeleteI am not gonna trash the Yankees SS because that would be like me having a horrendous zit on my nose and laughing at someone with an acne problem.
ReplyDeleteTimlin sucks too. just to get that in there.
ReplyDeleteMy least favorite thing about today is the moderation. i come home and i have been thinking all day of what to post and i get slammed into a wall. A big F'ing Wood wall.
ReplyDeleteI thought of some nicknames for ish today. After last night when he was digging up posts from long ago.
ReplyDeleteThread Hunter
or
iGooglesh
or
google.ish
or
Search Engine or just The Engine
This Celtics officiating is execrable.
ReplyDeleteAnd we all get to hear you whine about it. What fun!
ReplyDeleteI see Happy Times L is here today.
ReplyDeleteWhy so down Laura? Why?
andy said...
ReplyDeletei come home and i have been thinking all day of what to post and i get slammed into a wall. A big F'ing Wood wall.
You had all Day and all you came up with was that zit analogy......weak...
I just don't like people complaining about moderation. Last time you whined about our not putting your comments through quickly enough, then you ended up deleting your own whine.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm always here. I'm the one putting your comments through!
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor's apartment burned down. It hasn't been a good evening.
ReplyDeleteL-girl, you rule!
ReplyDeleteWow, was anyone hurt? Was it totally destroyed?
ReplyDeleteI am just being annoying Laura, sorry. i am done now though.
ReplyDeletesorry to hear that phil.
Casey thanks for the love yet again, i posted in other threads as well and the night is not done.
ReplyDeleteApparently started from a kitchen fire. Completely gutted, but no apparent structural damage to the exterior. It's new construction, and they build it these days so it at least doesn't spread (absent arson).
ReplyDeleteI am just being annoying Laura
ReplyDeleteYes, I know.
Thank you Nix.
Maybe you meant that literally. :)
Phil, wow, that's so scary. I assume no one was hurt or you would have said.
ReplyDeleteI'm terrified of there being a fire when we're not home - and the dogs being trapped.
You are the moderator of my life L.
ReplyDeleteI try, Andy. I try.
ReplyDeletei obsess over fire when i am not home. I unplug everything when i go on a trip and I leave water in all my bathtubs and sinks as if that will help anything. I am a nut. duh.
ReplyDeletei mean it in the best way possible!
ReplyDeletekeep doing what you do!
I don't know, but I don't think anyone was hurt. Lots of ambulances looked like they drove away empty, and kids were playing on the lawn after they extinguished it, so presumably there weren't corpse briquettes in the area.
ReplyDeleteandy said...
ReplyDeleteCasey thanks for the love yet again
Just tryin to keep you on your toes , brother..
Don't bitch about moderation. You don't want the alternative.
ReplyDeleteGlobe: Kevin Youkilis (injured right hand) is out of the lineup for the third straight game.
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, RF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. Sean Casey, 1B
7. Coco Crisp, CF
8. Kevin Cash, C
9. Julio Lugo, SS
1. Ichiro Suzuki, CF
2. Miguel Cairo, 1B
3. Jose Vidro, DH
4. Raul Ibanez, LF
5. Jose Lopez, 2B
6. Adrian Beltre, 3B
7. Wladimir Balentien, RF
8. Jamie Burke, C
9. Yuniesky Betancourt, SS
***
Amalie Benjamin:
"Justin Masterson has been moved up from Saturday to Thursday in the Pawtucket rotation. Masterson, who was scheduled to make his Triple A debut Saturday, was pushed up to Thursday night against Scranton/Wilkes-Barre at McCoy Stadium. ... With the day off, there is the possibility that Tim Wakefield could be moved up to start on normal rest on Monday in Baltimore with Masterson throwing Tuesday for the Sox."
I am gonna go wash my car and think of more clever things to say to casey.
ReplyDeletewow, thanks.
ReplyDeleteJeez i get all uppity once and i hear about it all night.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see more of Masterson and his freakish hat-to-head-size ratio.
ReplyDeleteIt's a tough crowd. But the night is young. Plenty of time to rag on you, me and any other takers.
ReplyDeleteI would appreciate Masterson playing full time with the big boy team. We can lose timlin to the DL. I am sure he could use a hip replacement or something.
ReplyDeletethat "wow, thanks" wasn't to you, andy. it was to nix.
ReplyDeleteI guess this would be a poor time to say something like "relax"
ReplyDeleteheidi heidi heidi heidi
ReplyDeletejust getting that out of the way
I knew that wasnt for me L I do not deserve praise.
ReplyDeletewhat makes you think i'm not relaxed?
ReplyDeleteDo you think that with Heidi they are real?
ReplyDeletevery observant
ReplyDeleteOld and bad joke about relax.
ReplyDeletei am having some wine with the game tonight. i will be fun i think.
Regarding that matador, his arms are obscured in that photo. What you might think is his arm is the banderillas sticking out of the bull.
ReplyDeleteI personally endorse Andy's bad behavior. Nothing gives me a giggle like a grown man saying he'd love to 'do' Ellsbury.
ReplyDeleteAll I could see was red, half an arm, and a flying matador.
ReplyDeleteBut I think I was wrong about that and am glad.
I can't imagine losing a limb.
I'm sure there are a lot of grown men who would love to do Ellsbury. Many of my friends, for example.
ReplyDeleteAndy + wine = !
ReplyDeleteCould be epic ... long about the 8th or so.
Feigned homosexuality is hilarious?
ReplyDeleteGIS for "banderillas" turns up some, umm, interesting stuff.
I got the relaxed joke, but I thought it might be funnier if I pretended otherwise. Also a bad joke.
ReplyDeleteI'd do Ellsbury if I weren't with someone. Also, I'm sure I couldn't catch him.
ReplyDeletelast call for the O's, down 4-2 to the basement dwellers.
ReplyDeleteE5! A-wrong
ReplyDeleteWhy in the name of fuck is the linescore optional on mlb.tv? Did people complain about it being there? "I don't want that pesky linescore off to the side when I'm trying to watch the baseball game it handily sums up! God!"
ReplyDeleteYet another E by A-Rod, and the O's have the tying run up in the 9th
Phil, it's just fantasy, you don't have to be loyal.
ReplyDeleteEveryone assumes Andy's crush on Ellsbury is feigned?
ReplyDeleteIt's the same for MLB radio. and I have no idea, it makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteAnother one-handed catch by Jeter. Hey, if people are gonna blindly say "that's the guy I want my kids to emulate," you have to bring up all the shit he does that you'd never want to teach your kids.
ReplyDeleteFucking Baltimore.
ReplyDeleteMike Blowers! We saw a game a long time ago where a heckler was riding him aaaaall day.
ReplyDeleteWell, what can you expect from a Melvin? I would expect first place in the science fair, but not clutch hits.
ReplyDeletemfy win but they are still in last place!
ReplyDeleteI assume the linescore is optional because it's probably closer to realtime than the audio/video feeds, and it could potentially spoil the results of the play before you see it. Not sure though, never actually experimented.
ReplyDeleteCats are so cute when they decide to curl up in a box. I don't know why.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. They are. Sleeping dogs are so cute too. I love watching my dogs sleep.
ReplyDeleteWill you grace us with your blogging presence very long tonight, L?
ReplyDeleteAs long as I can stay awake, Patrick. Maybe 11, 11:30.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Andy would prefer Lyndon wearing one sleeve in the sack or not. He seems to perform better with one sleeve.
ReplyDeleteI love Jacoby. Hurray!
ReplyDeleteooOO, Beddard is a French Canadian.
ReplyDeleteESPN gamecast is 2-3 pitches faster than the ridiculously lagged mlb audio.
ReplyDeleteOne of my pet peeves: catchers who throw to first after a K
ReplyDeleteI knew he's Cdn, didn't know he was francais.
ReplyDeleteEllsbu-ray allen is wearing a sleeve tonight
ReplyDeleteEllsbu-ray allen is wearing a sleeve tonight
ReplyDeleteAnd one of them hasn't looked at a called strike three tonight.
MR going for D
ReplyDeletethere goes the perfect game.
ReplyDelete500 dong?
Wow, not many people in here right now. Especially compared to last night.
ReplyDeletemanny also in the exclusive 499 HR club.
ReplyDeleteI'm quickly draining the batteries in my remote control. Switching between three different channels.
ReplyDeleteRay Allen should wear that sleeve for the rest of the playoffs.
ReplyDeleteManny ran around the clubhouse today saying the Devil Rays lost. And of course, they won...
ReplyDeleteEllsbu-Ray has scored 6 points during this at bat alone
ReplyDeleteStill an out, but Manny remains a pitch-count wrecking crew.
ReplyDeleteIf Manny gets it tonight, "Dan Lowe" wins my contest which Allan was nice enough to link here. Does anyone know who that is? He's not a regular on my blog, and I don't remember seeing that name here, either.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't sound familiar. There's a Dan here, tho. Maybe that's him.
ReplyDeleteNot here as in tonight, here as in JoS commenter.
Isn't this Dan Lowe?
ReplyDeleteI'm here. just settling in to being on the radio. I'm playing some Utah Phillips--one of my heroes who passed away last week (look at my avatar). Right now it's one of his shows on the amazingness of radio. right now it's a recording of a live broadcast of the Hindenberg. Chilling know what's coming.
ReplyDeleteIt would appear so!
ReplyDeleteMuch blogging in the Cdn blogosphere about Utah.
ReplyDeletenormal 2B catches that chest high.
ReplyDeleteThanks Phil. Well it would be cool if that guy won, then. Though it would be cool if Manny waited till this weekend since I'm going to Baltimore.
ReplyDeleteUtah Phillips is great
ReplyDeleteLaura, good. I'm afraid I don't know the Cdn blogoval, save for yours.
ReplyDeleteThe progressive blogworld that I've scanned stateside has been glaringly lacking.
He's been such an important part of my life since I was a little kid, even if he didn't know I existed.
Then it would be much cooler if he waited and you could be there!
ReplyDeleteHis birthday is on the 30th. He should wait until then.
ReplyDeleteUntil then he should hit triples...
He should hit the O'Neill-on-Seinfeld. Triple and score on an error.
ReplyDeleteGeez. that Crispy out looked pretty close to a dong according to GDGD.
ReplyDeleteIsn't strange that Ellsbury can play all 3 outfield postions , but Crisp in his time with the Red Sox has only played CF.
ReplyDeleteNick, that's cool. I have many people in my life like that - activists and artists who are so important to me, although they don't know it.
ReplyDeleteIf you do a blog search for Utah Phillips, there are lots of tributes, at Indymedia and a lot of labor-activist sites.
Wow, the Celtics do well when Ray Allen contributes...
ReplyDeleteDon't be selfish. Let Manny hit it now.
ReplyDeleteWake's got a good knuckle tonight, doesn't he? So far, anyways.
ReplyDeleteOK, we won't prevent Manny from donging if he chooses. I'll call off my hex.
ReplyDeleteSo far it looks like we got Good Wake tonight. I love getting Good Wake.
ReplyDeleteWow, the Celtics do well when Ray Allen contributes...
ReplyDeletePerk's got 16 points. That's more than he usually gets.
waKKKKefield.
ReplyDeleteMMMM Wake is DEALING
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised our gracious hosts tolerate NBA chat in here.
ReplyDeleteI did a blog search as soon as I heard the news last thursday night, but not since. Thanks for the reminder to get on that.
ReplyDeleteThe grassroots radio conference email list that I'm on has been quite active on the topic--people sharing interviews, thoughts, etc.
I'd rather not tolerate it, but I don't make the rules.
ReplyDeleteNot that one, anyway.
Hi, all. Feeling tired tonight so not sure I can make it through much of the game. But here for now.
ReplyDeleteSame here, Amy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comment on wmtc, btw. I didn't reply because I would only have repeated myself.
Hey Amy. We need your prescient dong vision!
ReplyDeleteWow, a three pitch K in one at bat, a four pitch BB in his next. That's gotta be rare (unless the BB is I)
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Laura. Just trying to add another perspective instead of just having you and Allan respond.
ReplyDeleteThat was weird how the camera followed the ball there.
ReplyDeleteI think my dong vision is clouded tonight. But I think we will win. Especially after that error.
ReplyDeleteAnother reader (James) also replied, telling her that if she cares about Canada she damn well should care what happens in the US.
ReplyDeleteA few weeks ago she told me she was a huge fan of mine. Today I'm an wallowing in morbid obsessions. Whatever...
okie dokie pokies i am done with my car and i am half way thru the bottle. turning on game now. lettttts play with balls!!!
ReplyDeletei would have him wear only a sleeve and nothing else. i am serious i would kiss that man in the mouth. in it. he is making me feel funny on the inside. i am glad i live in california. now i gotta a chance to make him my spouse.
I heard you called Manny's shot last night! Very cool.
ReplyDeleteI did that last year with Tek and I became famous for a few days. :)
Heh, who knows what makes people tick. Probably something unrelated to you ticked her off. Easy to vent in cyberspace especially with an anonymous type of screen name and against someone who doesn't see you.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, while I was sitting here ready to go to every single home game once he hit 499, Manny said he was waiting to hit 500 til he was on the west coast! He's the one being selfish.
ReplyDeleteYes, I really "saw" that one coming. (No bad dong puns for that one there, Andy.) It was weird.
ReplyDeleteAmy, very true.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Andy is here to witness Wake's dominance...
ReplyDeleteI didn't call Manny's 499th, but I did "call" it as an announcer. That was fun. Nice one to add to my resume!
ReplyDeleteWhat i loved about oaklands stadium was the full bar i had right behind me. What i love more at home is the full bar and the empty bathroom. i hate those troughs.
ReplyDeleteManny has new wristbands. Pretty new, anyway. Dark with red print.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I didn't see that dong coming.
ReplyDeletePatrick, what were you saying...?
ReplyDeleteShit.
ReplyDeleteDOMINANCE!
ReplyDeleteOk Andy, you can leave now.
ReplyDeleteamy i will have to catch up i missed all your words. so i will begin paying attention now
ReplyDeletei think that was my fault. i am sorry.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok, Andy. I just fed you an Andy type line, but just as well that you missed it.
ReplyDelete...We are being no hit again. Beddard is throwing a no hitter!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat are the roman numerals for 500??
ReplyDeleteI still want to know which Nazi came up with the slogan "über alles" for the U.S. Airforce.
ReplyDeletefound it: D=500
ReplyDelete500 = D.
ReplyDeleteyou could also go with CCCCC!
ReplyDeleteNo more no-hitter!
ReplyDeletepatrick, I've already said in this post, MR going for D. That's what I meant.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Manny's going to get a new middle initial.
ReplyDeleteuber alles, they must be reclaiming the words
ReplyDeleteNice, Manny!
ReplyDeleteOr 500 Is.
ReplyDeleteWOOOO, a hit!
ReplyDeleteGDGD totally truped that. "No out" my ass.
ReplyDeleteEr, GDFGD.
ReplyDeletei missed it, too, jere.
ReplyDeleteGDGD can't decide whether he singled or ground out.
ReplyDeleteI even put the D in the contest post title, ha. (March 3rd)
ReplyDeletewaaaa!
ReplyDeletedominance again
ReplyDeletedominance again
ReplyDeletewhere's Andy?
love those 7 pitch innings! (when they're our pitchers)
ReplyDeleteTimmeh PC: 9-11-13 7 = 40
ReplyDeleteI really feel for the Dodgers in their past couple games. They have lost the lead in the late innings twice. Sounds too familiar.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna lose my shit if the Celtics lose their lead, as they are threatening to do...
ReplyDeletewe shall see. if the Wake can give up just 2 more hits and no more runs i will re-consider him. He did suck last week didn't he?
ReplyDeleteCash swinging at stuff even Tek might not have.
ReplyDeleteAnyone here ever installed a new bulb in their DLP TV?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna lose my shit if the Celtics lose their lead, as they are threatening to do...
ReplyDeleteEbbs and flows, my friend.
I don't even know what a DLP TV is.
ReplyDeleteAsk Phil; he seems to be quite technologically savvy.
The Seattle announcers arent that bad. not as bad as others.
ReplyDeleteYikes, Beddard is dealing
ReplyDeleteLugo looks funny when hes getting ready to bat or should i say getting ready to get out or to get an empty hit.
ReplyDeleteReally, Sox? 7 SOs?
ReplyDeleteDid the FSN guy just say "How about Bedard!" or "How about the 'dard!"?
ReplyDeleteI fear it was the latter.
Timlin sucks too
ReplyDeleteDa Dard
ReplyDeleteL also thinks she heard "the dard".
ReplyDeleteJacoby just told me to keep watching. i love those new MLB.tv commercials.
ReplyDeleteHe did it again
ReplyDeleteEl Dominatorino
ReplyDeleteseattle guys were okay until the old fart left and big scary head sims took over. he's more than a tad obnoxious.
ReplyDeleteHaha jeter is funny. didn't he just develop into just what his nickname is? intangible. i love it.
ReplyDeletewait, who did they just show that was on the show LOST?
ReplyDeleteCash Money is an Army better yet a Navy!
ReplyDeletethat's right a rap reference from 7 years ago
ReplyDeletethere he was again!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think there will be 800 posts tonight...
ReplyDeletefox cockknockers missed the first pitch -- which beltre 6-3'd. so i fucked up my scorecard. had to break out the whiteout. shitheads.
ReplyDeletewhy don't you all just go home i will take care of the blog from here.
ReplyDeleteOK, my eyes are closing. I may make it through this half inning, but may fade first.
ReplyDeleteGo Sox.
game's on fox?
ReplyDeleteWE NEED BASERUNNERS
ReplyDeletedo you do your scorecard on paper or on a computer program with insta-stats?
ReplyDeleteEllsbury is nothing like Johnny Damon. I am not attracted to Damon at all.
ReplyDeleteWow a Matrix style catch.
ReplyDeleteWow, we've been unlucky with our line drives this whole series.
ReplyDeletepaper, with 3 different pens.
ReplyDeletecan a pitcher pinch hit for a hitter and the hitter then move to pitcher?
ReplyDeletecome on tiny legs. scurry faster.
ReplyDeleteok i will bite. why 3 pens?
ReplyDelete