Yankees - 001 204 030 - 10 13 1
Red Sox - 100 001 000 - 3 6 0
Shit's so thick you could stir it with a stick ...***
It's been a bad day ...
Ignore the lower fears ...
Andy Pettitte (3.86, 107 ERA+) / Tim Wakefield (3.69, 118 ERA+)
I'll post any Manny news here as quickly as I can.
Lineup:
Pedroia, 2BAnd Rays/Royals, 7 PM
Youkilis, 1B
Ortiz, DH
Ramirez, LF
Lowell, 3B
Drew, RF
Lowrie, SS
Crisp, CF
Cash, C
Reporters were let into the clubhouse 20 minutes late...
ReplyDeleteAmalie Benjamin, 12:48 PM:
ReplyDeleteReporters were let into the clubhouse 20 minutes later than usual. No lineups posted, yet. Manny Ramirez is listed in his normal hitting group.
Stay tuned.
AB's note on the delay.
ReplyDeleteSteve Buckley" sounds more over-the-top on Manny than CHB, amazingly. He says the Red Sox should just "throw him out on his arse."
ReplyDeleteThis does beg the question: What do you do with him? If there's been a sort of decision that Ramirez shouldn't play here anymore, and it's time to part company now, what do you do? Both knees get MRI'd, so that makes you think of trade... but where? And for whom? There's no way you just cut ties with him and DFA him mid-season.
Rhetorical questions, of course. None of us know. What I'd like to see, if they go the trade route, would be a guy like Matt Holliday. If Colorado won't be able to afford him after this year, but they still want to make a run at the hapless NL West, that might be a move. Who knows. That was just sticking in my head.
I saw a bit o' Buckley at SoSH. He has out-CHBed the CHB.
ReplyDeleteI assume they they'd live with him and then decline the option, which I think is for both years 2009-2010. That really seems unlikely. But would they trade him? That seems more unlikely.
I know they don't run the team according to fan sentiment (thank god), but that would be a tough sell with Ortiz out and now back and the fans ready to start rocking the rest of ther way.
AB has Oatmeal, full of Manny Goodness!
ReplyDelete1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. J.D. Drew, RF
7. Jed Lowrie, SS
8. Coco Crisp, CF
9. Kevin Cash, C
It's Still Not Tribe Time. Arachnids Trade Casey Blake to the Dodgers for a couple of minor leaguers.
ReplyDeleteWell that's good. I don't think he'll be asking out of the lineup today. Just a hunch.
ReplyDeleteI gotta finish up some work or I'll miss the beginning of the game.
ReplyDeletePost any news, rumours, etc.!
I'm still confused as to what, exactly, is going on.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on?
ReplyDeleteSomething or nothing.
One of those.
I have to admit that I've been woefully out of the Sox loop during the Navs season. The best I've been able to do is GDGD/ illegal web stream that I can peek at for a little while during the game.
ReplyDeleteAnd my checking of Sox news sources has plummeted.
All I know is, some crazy shizzle is going down with Manny, and I don't like it...
My spidey-senses tell me that this is the day we see another one of those team-unifying brawls.
ReplyDeleteAB:
ReplyDeleteManny Ramirez just walked through the clubhouse. He didn't stop to talk to reporters, but without being asked a question, the Sox left fielder addressed a group of media members on his way by.
"Don't worry about it," Ramirez said. "I'm not going to talk. I'm going to play. That's it."
Ramirez, penciled into this afternoon's lineup, was then asked if he would definitely be playing today.
"Check the lineup," he said. "I'm in the lineup."
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SoSHer Corsi Combover:
ReplyDelete"FWIW, Mazz was on WEEI recently and said "for every Manny story the public hears about, there are 8 or 9 that they don't."
Hmmmmm. If Maz knows something, he ought to report it.
Hmmmmm. If Maz knows something, he ought to report it.
ReplyDeleteI agree. It's one thing to know things and not say it, but it's another thing to tell people you know something and then not say it.
Don't beat around the bush. If you aren't supposed to report something, don't let on that you know something that you can't report. Just stick it in the vault.
Maz is simply being consistent with typical journalistic "ethics." Heaven forbid that the public have the whole story to make an informed judgement.
ReplyDeleteYeah. It's both
ReplyDelete"I know something you don't know. Nyahh, nyahh, nyahh."
and
"Believe everything I am saying because I have inside dope that I'm not sharing, but it's absolutely true."
Isn't it funny/odd how no one in the media is taking the same attitude towards the front office?
ReplyDeleteSoSHer SoxFanSince57:
Two months ago Manny was talking about ending his career here. Two weeks ago he's blasting ownership and talking about being lied to. How does one propose to know, then, what it is that is in Manny's heart and mind?
Well I disagree that we can't reserve judgment. Based on our history with Manny, many are concluding the worst. So be it, but that conjecture doesn't make them right or their leap of faith correct.
Manny did say that he wanted to retire in a Red Sox uniform and then later he accused the FO of lying to him. If that were the case, then most of us would be pretty pissed if we were in similar circumstances. However, it is still a big leap for me to say that based on the conflict around his contract Manny purposefully "tanked". Just for the sake of speculation (which is what we are doing) what if the FO did lie to Manny? While he is never justified in tanking, it would be understandable to say that he is rightly angry.
While I don't accuse the FO of anything here, I could spin a pretty nasty story line about them based on some of their history with Manny, Pedro, Nomar, Theo etc... IMO, the FO is not as pure as driven snow. They are completely capable of unleashing the dogs when it suits their purposes. There have been a lot of innuendos attributed to the FO over the past week. Doesn't anyone here question their motives/intentions? I am asking myself why the FO hasn't confirmed or denied the numerous reports of them libeling Manny. Their reported accusations are destroying Manny's honor. If they believe it then they should get off their fucking hands and man-up with the accusations/beliefs rather than feeding them to the press and hiding in their offices. Hey Manny could have done all this shit. And if I really thought he did and if I were the CEO I would have the balls to make my thinking/feeling very, very public.
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AB, 2:00 PM:
ReplyDeleteRamirez was among the Sox who took BP on the field, and seems to be in quite the good mood today. He was smiling as he walked through the clubhouse with his son earlier this afternoon.
Redsock---I agree 100% with your comments about the ownership. It is EXTREMELY likely that some of them slam Manny behind his back or under the radar, and they are playing with fire if they are doing so. These guys are used to calling the shots, and the fact that stars like Manny have them by the short hairs drives them nuts. So they (I think) get even with innuendo and leaks.
ReplyDeleteBut it never pays to get in a pissing contest with the boss. This is why I now run my own business. Unfortunately, baseball players need a team to play on.
I wouldn't put this kind of thing past anybody making millions and millions of dollars. Player or Organization.
ReplyDeleteNow, now, Ish...Power corrupts, not money.
ReplyDeleteWith the JtC/Yook circus, it's good to revisit our primal hate of the MFY and put to permanent rest this whole "ohtherivalryisnotthesameanymore
ReplyDeletetheyankeesarebenignnow" crap.
Surprising to still see Francisco Liriano in the minors. 9-0 for AAA and a 0.29 ERA in his last five starts. Call him up already! You're in a playoff race, Minnesota.
ReplyDeleteWith the JtC/Yook circus, it's good to revisit our primal hate of the MFY and put to permanent rest this whole "ohtherivalryisnotthesameanymore
ReplyDeletetheyankeesarebenignnow" crap.
Except for an early Rays/Royals update in the game last night, I never read anyone mention the Rays during the game thread.
I mean in general/media. The "rivalry is old" stuff is not generally posted here.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the MFY---why is getting Nady a big deal?
ReplyDeleteHe's not as good as Matsui. He can't catch. No gurantee that he'll hit as well in the AL, or under play-off pressure. Marte is a big pick-up, but I don't see this deal as fixing the core Yankee problems, at least when the unpire isn't on the take.
And, as I mentioned last night, they're going from the NL Central to the AL East. Marte could have problems adjusting to that.
ReplyDeletePassing this along
ReplyDelete****
SoSHer Average Reds:
"The history with Youks pre-dates JtC.
I was at a game last season - June 1st, I believe - and the MFY pitcher threw at him early in the game and then another pitcher actually hit him ... in the 9th inning, when the MFYs were up 9-3. Youks went crazy and I was close enough to hear him screaming out at Proctor, who was pitching. So it would appear that JtC's actions last year were part of a larger thing the MFYs have going.
I don't know why they decided to go after Youks - maybe it's some sort of retaliation for all the perceived shots the Sox have taken against Jeter or others over the years. But there is clearly a pattern going here that they have decided to go headhunting. And other than the one time where Farnsworth threw behind Manny's head earlier this year, Youks has been their bitch.
What galls me about this is that the Sox have gone out of their way to avoid even the appearance of retaliation. Which leaves Youks utterly unprotected. So unless this changes, I think you can look forward to him being their bitch for a long time.
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ANOTHER FEARLESS PREDICTION!
ReplyDeleteThis is the high-water mark of the Yankee 2008 season. From now on, after 3, count 'em, three lucky, flukey, close wins over the Sox to keep them in the race, age, weak starting pitching and weak defense (and Sidney Ponson) will seek its own level.
(I make this prediction every year. eventually, I'll be correct.)
Wow that is strange over in MiniSoda. No doubt he will be traded but they are undervaluing him by keeping him down. And come on, a pitcher with those stats will be the AAA Cy Young. Why would he be given that opportunity?
ReplyDeleteI hate the media who on one hand will fight and bitch and moan and cry and manipulate to get to the "truth" and on the other will keep said "truth" away from the people who pay their bills. What purpose would it serve to keep any info under wraps? Will the people stop showing up to games if they knew the FO was full of shit? Will they stop buying memorabilia if they knew Manny was full of shit? I wish the Media and the secret keepers would stop making the game about themselves. It is about the players and the field.
michael kay said yesterday that all of this could be a result from A-rod playfully teasing manny at the ASG about being stupid for signing a contract where the team has the option for the last year, or two. "manny has a fragile mind".
ReplyDeletewhat is he jim morrison? (michael kay)
he went further, adding that it could be something that manny is thinking about leading him to be upset with his current situation.
what a cock.
MFYs scattered on Fenway's infield bleeding
ReplyDeleteDreadlocks crowd the left fielder's fragile eggshell mind
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could someone drug kay and remove his vocal chords? that would be cool.
awesome
ReplyDeleteNow, now, Ish...Power corrupts, not money.
ReplyDeleteNow, now? Money is power, or haven't you noticed.
Ish is right, but only the player gets this treatment. The billionaires he plays for are exempt from all the innuendo (too nice a word for it.)
"manny has a fragile mind".
ReplyDeletegrrrrrrrrr
Go Jays Go!
ReplyDeleteSEA - 010 002
TOR - 111 212
Money certainly supplements power. But if it WAS power, Manny wouldn't be at the mercy of management, and Barry Bonds wouldn't be waiting for the phone to ring. However, the love of money IS the root of all evil. That, and being a Yanke fan.
ReplyDeleteJAYS SUCK!!!
ReplyDeleteSEA - 010 002 0
TOR - 111 212 0
For what it's worth, my one friend (a smart, fair and rational guy) among the Sox beat-writers tells me 1) The team was prepared to suspend Manny if he didn't play today 2) they discussed suspending him last night 3) the MRI was considered a way to "call his bluff" 4) they may dangle him in trade but realize that as a 10-5 guy, Manny won't go, and finally 5) he is one big hit away from making all well, for the time being.
ReplyDeleteNady in LF and batting 7th for MFY
ReplyDeleteBut if it WAS power, Manny wouldn't be at the mercy of management, and Barry Bonds wouldn't be waiting for the phone to ring.
ReplyDeleteThose examples only show there are people richer and more powerful than they are.
is today the day that nady becomes a true yankee?
ReplyDeleteSuspending him for what? Alleegdly lying about his knee? Just not playing? An MRI would not tell them everything. I don't see how it could stand up.
ReplyDeleteManny was in the lineup last night, took BP, knew he would be in LF and not DHing, and did not want to risk it. I presume he's thinking better to miss 1 game than 20.
If they had suspended him (how long?) and the union fought it, I could see their lack of true evidence blowing up in their face.
is today the day that nady becomes a true yankee?
ReplyDeleteno, unless "becomes a true yankee" means getting his ass kicked wots-style in a brawl. ... or doing 'roids.
my one friend (a smart, fair and rational guy) among the Sox beat-writers
ReplyDeleteWell, that narrows it down!
the other day on yankees classics they were showing the game where pedro hit soriano and jeter, 1st inning and back to back. awesome.
ReplyDeleteRight. Which all supports the "there is more going on here than we are being told." You can't suspend a player for sitting out two games with knee pain, unless he said, for example, "just for that, I think I'll say my kneee is hurting and won't play today." Even then, it doesn't prove his kneee doesn't hurt....I don't think it would stand up. This is why I think the situation is a little scary for the team...there are obviously ominous cross-currents of suspicion and bad feelings, a la the Carl Everett mess, the Jimy Williams-Duquette-Kerrigan crap, and the yearly personal controversies that dogged the pre- and Post- '67 Sox. Francona's biggest skill is in this realm, thank God. Let's hope he's up to the challenge.
ReplyDelete"Well, that narrows it down!"
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing at this...Bravo.
re: manny
ReplyDelete"i dont mind-a if-a you funny, but i no like-a no funny busi-aness"
FRom that same source:
ReplyDelete"manny was booed during pregame intros. we'll see what happens when he steps to the plate."
To which I say: "Oh-oh."
I thought the fans would cheer Manny. I wish they would. Getting booed by the fans will not help his state of mind, if that's really a problem.
FRom that same source:
ReplyDelete"manny was booed during pregame intros. we'll see what happens when he steps to the plate."
??
"manny was booed during pregame intros [by buckley and shaughnessy and i think a few others]. we'll see what happens when he steps to the plate."
if true, it shows you how many red sox fans are sheep also.
Please, Great Hoyt, Patron Saint of Knuckleballers, let Wake's knuckler flutter today!!
ReplyDeleteif true, it shows you how many red sox fans are sheep also.
ReplyDeleteyeah, you can just go to SoSH and see!
To anyone who decides to unmute the Fox broadcast:
ReplyDelete"You are stronger than me."
Can't do it.
Won't do it.
nix has a grudge vs sosh
ReplyDeleteactually i love it! I CAN SEE IT AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteI hate when the story is not the game. Hate hate hate it. I love brawls (much to the dismay of many more enlightened fans) and all on-field intrigue, but I fucking hate this other bullshit.
ReplyDeleteokay - certain elements of sosh?
ReplyDeleteok, certain elitist elements!
ReplyDeletei hope we dont play tight today. seemed we were tight yesterday and the yanks were LOOSE...
ReplyDeletejeres at this game, correct?
Time for some Beisbol.
ReplyDeleteFOX missed the first pitch to tell a Budweiser commercial.
ReplyDeleteBleh. Double for CI. Drew looks like he had a bad break on the ball and the sun was blinding him.
ReplyDeletedrew with the trot-arian route to the ball...ugh
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on that one, L.
ReplyDeleteAnd I like brawls too. I think I had a stick up my ass on that day. (Although I still don't like beanballs in the head region...obviously)
Another flashy play by FY.
ReplyDeleteSo, please tell me how delayed my web stream is:
ReplyDeleteThe first pitch to A-Rod is......... NOW
Doctor Defense!
ReplyDeleteTHE NICE PLAY BY DR. DOUBLES
ReplyDeletehey arod, FUCK YOU!
ReplyDeletein tim we trust.
ReplyDeleteA-Rod makes that play... Well, half of it. He gets up and sails it into the dugout.
ReplyDeleteNavigators play a 'two-state' doubleheader today thanks to all the crazy rain this week.
ReplyDeleteLast night:
7 PM in Lynn vs. Sanford
10 PM - get on a bus to Keene
Today:
11 AM - game in Keene
2 PM - get on the bus to Lynn
6 PM - game in Lynn vs. Vermont
I will not listen to Fox, but will be (sort of) happy to read any inanities, should they be spoken.
ReplyDeleteKeene, btw, is in New Hampshire, about 2.5 hours away
ReplyDeleteWell, inanity #1 was the "Keys to the Game":
ReplyDeleteYankees - Keep up surging momentum
Red Sox - continue dominance at home
GREAT IDEAS!
maybe i should listen to manny's intro
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteE-ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU A-ROD!!! And I love FY in the leadoff spot
ReplyDeletei did see that one, joe!
ReplyDeleteAnd I like brawls too. I think I had a stick up my ass on that day.
ReplyDeleteHa! You're a good man to admit it.
(Although I still don't like beanballs in the head region...obviously)
Well, I'm not a sadist.
Foster is umping third, btw.
ReplyDeleteIt happens. My real problem was that I thought the brawl was mostly the Coco's fault. I think I only like brawls when I can assign complete blame to the enemy and use it to fuel my emotional rage against them. :-p
ReplyDeleteOrtiz on with the first two men on!
ReplyDeleteThis is Red Sox baseball.
What's with all the empty seats in the bleachers?
ReplyDeleteYYook!
ReplyDeleteTiz Time!
What's with all the empty seats in the bleachers?
ReplyDeleteI've always noticed it like that in the first inning. Still filling in.
FLO GETS THE FLOW GOING!!!
Fucking FOX showing ATL-PHI here. I was planning on watching this game. Shit.
ReplyDelete1-0 Whoo-hoo!!!
ReplyDeleteO'Brien: "Initial boos and then drowned out by cheers to Manny."
ReplyDeleteI've always noticed it like that in the first inning. Still filling in.
ReplyDeleteWhat??? Boston fans not there from the 1st pitch to the last out??? How can that beeeee....
A Mummy will bring the cheers.
ReplyDeleteManny beats the DP and Youk scores!
ReplyDeletewheels baby!@
ReplyDeleteO'Brien must be having a hard time controlling himself. When he does national broadcasts, he loves to MUMS. He's a real Manny-hater... but not on Sox broadcasts.
ReplyDeleteat least 2 pitches on the corner have not been called strikes for tucan.
ReplyDeleteJeter is such a fucking hot dog
ReplyDeletewhy no relay or even a look from cano?
ReplyDeleteLowrie without a cap or helmet on looks like the actor who plays "Rabbit" on Super Troopers.
ReplyDelete...This guy.
I just read the few Manny posts and got myself sort of filled in on the Manny situation.
ReplyDeleteSo people think this is his last year with the Sox?
What's with all the empty seats in the bleachers?
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about the black, in CF?
THeo - will listen to any and all offers for Manny, but he is 10-5 and can veto any deal. Not going to happen.
22 pitches... 10 strikes for Tucan.
ReplyDelete11 strikes. Balls.
ReplyDeleteBut two first-inning runs!
"It's a baseball player's version of extortion" - McCarver
ReplyDelete1st game with flo and manny together since may 31.
ReplyDelete2 runs in the 1st inning
rbis? flo and manny!
drew did that on purpose.
ReplyDeletetrade his sorry, breakable ass.
Are you talking about the black, in CF?
ReplyDeleteNo. I've seen afternoon Red Sox games before.
I'm talking about the half-empty rows beyond the bullpens, although it looks like they've mostly filled up now.
McCarver also used "MRI'd" as a verb.
ReplyDelete"It's a baseball player's version of extortion" - McCarver
ReplyDeleteAnd he's a broadcaster's version of an ear infection.
"It's a baseball player's version of extortion" - McCarver
ReplyDelete"It's baseball's version of waterboarding" - redsock, speaking about having to listen to mccarver
HGH = K
ReplyDeleteWRKO has some guy from Volvo interrupting the game. Don't they realize this is a Red Sox/Yankees game and we don't give a shit about Volvo? Let Jacoby tells us about it between innings, cocks.
ReplyDeleteHello JoS.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to point out how much of a FUCKING IDIOT McMoron is.
Castig just said Cano is On Fire. He is confused.
ReplyDeleteThese Volvo douches on the radio piss me off. I was pretty sure they had commercials in between innings, and even the Volvo first inning give away during an inning.
ReplyDeleteGo home.
MFY trade has produced one out. Good for them.
ReplyDeleteCastig just said Cano is On Fire. He is confused.
ReplyDeleteCano is red hot. But he's not on fire.
Man, there go Tim McCarver and Joe Buck on Manny's case *again.* It's a broken record guys. Change the channel. McCarver's been riding the guy for 10 years, I swear.
ReplyDeleteSuck it, Melky.
ReplyDeleteVolvo Douche: "We actually have 50 fans from our area dealers here at the park. So, if anyone is really interested in a Volvo, I could introduce them to someone here."
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees are retired, and so is the Volvo Douche!
i see phil's comment about 7 seconds before wake even throws the ball for strike 3 on mlbtv ...
ReplyDelete... which i am enjoying in blissful silence, by the way, interrupted only by the voices in my head, which i don't mind
"Darrell Cousins usually has a strike zone on the smaller side..."
ReplyDeleteghslkfys;fdjylsdhyu.
That's Baseball-Fan for THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE STRIKE ZONE USED BY EVERYONE.
Nomar - .321 to be exact (and has hit safely in his last 9 games), but he had the range of my 93-year-old grandmother at short.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the 3 sentence wrap-up on this whole Manny thing. It sounded like Theo had enough?
ReplyDeleteAnd with Theo telling Mcgarver to say if there are teams interested we will listen says volumes.
Looked like Lugo was wearing 3D glasses with blue and red lenses.
ReplyDelete"Do like me and Carlton do..."
ReplyDeleteThey really should correct that. "Do like me do" sounds kinda stoopid.
Why is Coco bluffing bunt when Cash is in the on-deck circle?
ReplyDeletePart of me wishes I had a life-threatening disease so I could utilize the Make A Wish Foundation to rid the airwaves of the sheer idiocy of Tim McCarver.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I would rather come down with the Ebola virus than put up with this guy for 8 more innings.
If I didn't know any better I would say that the umps don't all get the payoff.
ReplyDeletecash will bunt him to third and then pedroia will get the 2-out hit.
ReplyDeletetextbook, really.
Three sentences? Here are mine:
ReplyDeleteManny's playing today. The closed-door meeting must've been productive, coming to some sort of an agreement. Theo sounds like he's still open to a trade, though.
Why is Coco bluffing bunt when Cash is in the on-deck circle?
ReplyDeleteCashie's goin deep tonight!
cash will bunt him to third and then pedroia will get the 2-out hit.
ReplyDeletetextbook, really.
What would that register on a Sarcasm-Meter?
I love this game, though. The battle of the back-up catchers!
ReplyDelete3 sentences:
ReplyDeleteCHB is a shithead. Buckley is a shithead. I'll stop cheering for Manny when he no longer plays for the Red Sox.
...
(actually i'll still cheer a bit)
ish said...
ReplyDeleteThree sentences? Here are mine:
Manny's playing today. The closed-door meeting must've been productive, coming to some sort of an agreement.
Thats the part I don't get "an agrrement" they him quite well to play , what is his problem , is he holding them hostage to grant his option.
For those watching on mute, all you're missing is more yankee dick sucking
ReplyDeleteMirabelli = chicken parm
ReplyDeleteCash = ?
...
Spam parm?
Three sentences?
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to the media. Everyone is full of shit. MBM.
Thats the part I don't get "an agrrement" they him quite well to play , what is his problem , is he holding them hostage to grant his option.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's how I see it. I think we're seeing the low point of the Boston sports media for quite some time. Not sure if others would agree, but I don't know what to believe anymore in this town.
K-ash - 9 pitches though
ReplyDeleteI think we're seeing the low point of the Boston sports media for quite some time.
ReplyDeletewhat's the seinfeld line about managing to drain a little more out of the pool?
Ken Rosenthal showing up in Yankee Blue.
ReplyDeleteOr is that Thacher Blue? Too dark.
Three sentences - ? Ok
ReplyDeleteMBM and Ortiz are 1 & 4 in RBI's in the majors since 2003. If the Sox make the playoffs and MBM hits 30-35 HR's and 100+ RBI's he stays.
MBM is MBM
I don't mind a 9-pitch K so much.
ReplyDeletePedroia certainly looked silly there. Good pitch, if you're going to get FY to whiff.
PC
ReplyDeleteTW: 9-13 = 22
AP: 25-24 = 49
All of this Manny talk behind the scenes and the rumors and the badmouthing in the newspapers...
ReplyDeleteThe thought floating around in my head would be: Maybe someone is being punk'd.
I like those numbers so far.
ReplyDeleteThree sentences - ? Ok
ReplyDeleteMBM and Ortiz are 1 & 4 in RBI's in the majors since 2003. If the Sox make the playoffs and MBM hits 30-35 HR's and 100+ RBI's he stays.
MBM is MBM
Brilliant. Thank you.
My 4:24 comment about Nomar was actually replying to something casey said in another post!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Thank you.
ReplyDelete;)
what's the seinfeld line about managing to drain a little more out of the pool?
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing. "Every time I think you can't get any shallower, you manage to drain a little bit more water out of the pool."
That's pretty close.
3 more:
ReplyDeleteWho.
Thefuck.
Cares.
Wake's losin' it. DOOMED!
ReplyDeleteHow great would it be if Wake drilled Jeter?
ReplyDeleteCHB is a shithead. Buckley is a shithead. I'll stop cheering for Manny when he no longer plays for the Red Sox.
ReplyDeleteThis is good too!
(I am working and can only catch up on threads now and again.)
I want someone to quick pitch him while he's bust instructing the umpire to wait until he's ready.
ReplyDeleteHow great would it be if Wake drilled Jeter?
ReplyDeletePow, right in the kisser.
I'd love to see his calm eyes get beaned.
Jose Molina is probably never run this much in one inning in his whole life.
ReplyDeleteMo-leaner running on Ococ's noodle.
ReplyDeleteSad.
A painful 59 MPH knuckleball in the ass
ReplyDeleteYou know you have a below average arm when a Molina tags up at 2b on a ball to left center field and makes it to third.
ReplyDeleteA Molina!!!
I'd love to see his calm eyes get beaned.
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure he gets beaned. On the list of intangibles includes dancing out of the way of pitches that hit the inside corner.
Here are my three sentences.
ReplyDeleteBaseball is great.
Watch the game.
Love your team.
Yeah, when a Molina runs on you, you are seriously embarrassed.
ReplyDeletehow bout...
ReplyDeleteYankees Suck. Yankees Suck. Yankees Suck.
So... Coco's noodle = a run.
ReplyDeleteFuckface
ReplyDelete"Leadoff walks always score. Always." McMoron, at some point
ReplyDeleteDamn scoreboard.
ReplyDeleteBah, shitty bounce.
ReplyDeleteToday is Mick Jagger's birthday.
ReplyDeleteAlex Rodriguez's bday is tomw.
Porno moustaches always whiff...always
ReplyDeletethat 3-2 fast ball to abreu was fucking strike 3
ReplyDeleteToday is Mick Jagger's birthday.
ReplyDeleteHow old?
fuck you, hairlip.
ReplyDeleteMick is 65. Hottest senior citizen on the planet.
ReplyDeleteGiambi = Pederast.
ReplyDeletewhew
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday mick! 65 and in better shape than I'll ever be!
ReplyDeleteRuns - now - get it together - beat these guys senseless
ReplyDeleteI've still never understood why the colors on FOX's broadcasts are all screwed up. NESN and ESPN don't have problems with the colors. The sun is, well, sun-colored. Green is... green. With FOX, the brightest, blue day looks murky.
ReplyDeleteI laugh at anyone watching FoxHD.
Hottest senior citizen on the planet.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Heidi's mom?
Happy birthday mick! 65 and in better shape than I'll ever be!
ReplyDeleteProbably better than any of us ever were or will be!
I knew something was wrong. 20 minutes in a Yankees game with no new comments?
ReplyDeleteI was on the wrong post.
Nice 1st inning, though. Even if I was talking to myself.
I laugh at anyone watching FoxHD.
ReplyDeleteLooks amazing for me.
What about Heidi's mom?
ReplyDeleteZING!
What about Heidi's mom?
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you wish for...
Hottest senior citizen on the planet.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Heidi's mom?
LOL
There's a little dog here!
My gut says Being'll hit a Pike shot.
ReplyDeleteSosock! How funny.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm thinking seriously about a random political interjection here ;)
ReplyDeleteYooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
UGH. They had the game on in the team office, but someone changed the channel to some fucking movie. WTF? This is the office of a baseball team!
ReplyDeleteWhatever... I've got the web stream fired up.
Nix, what is your avatar? Safe for work?
ReplyDeleteJoe Morgan has officially been fired.
ReplyDeleteAs my avatar.
Youk!
ReplyDeleteHere's what great about the new lineup: Youk just had a base hit, and instead of Lowrie or Varitek coming up, it's TIZ!
Random political interjections are fine... when they're from the correct side of the dial.
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