Orioles - 000 000 001 - 1 7 1The Red Sox are back in first place (.5 GA)!
Red Sox - 100 100 00x - 2 7 0
This was a long game (3:32) filled with plenty of baserunners, but very few runs. Boston stranded 11 runners in the first five innings. And until Aubrey Huff's single in tyhe ninth inning, Baltimore had six hits, seven walks, a hit batter and a stolen base -- and still had no runs.
Bot allowed three singles in the ninth, but slammed the door on the longest "first half" in team history (97 games) by retiring Melvin Mora (who stranded 11 runners all by himself).
Pedroia singled and took second on Freddie Bynum's throwing error in the second, then scored on Drew's double into the left field corner. Casey doubled to start the fourth and eventually scored on Pedroia's force out.
Cleveland beat Tampa Bay 5-2 and Toronto dispatched New York 4-1.
***
Daniel Cabrera (4.40, 95 ERA+) / Daisuke Matsuzaka (2.84, 152 ERA+)
Terry Francona announced the rotation to start the second half, which begins Friday night in Anaheim:
0718 @ Angels - Clay Buchholz (6 days rest)This will give both Josh Beckett and Jon Lester some extra rest.
0719 @ Angels - Josh Beckett (9 days)
0720 @ Angels - Tim Wakefield (7 days)
0721 @ Mariners - Jon Lester (12 days)
0722 @ Mariners - Daisuke Matsuzaka (8 days)
0723 @ Mariners - Clay Buchholz
At 1 PM:
Rays/Spiders
Yankees/Blue Jays
Oatmeal from the Globe:
ReplyDelete1. Brian Roberts, 2B
2. Adam Jones, CF
3. Nick Markakis, RF
4. Aubrey Huff, 1B
5. Melvin Mora, 3B
6. Luke Scott, DH
7. Jay Payton, LF
8. Guillermo Quiroz, C
9. Freddie Bynum, SS
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. J.D. Drew, RF
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. Mike Lowell, DH
6. Kevin Youkilis, 3B
7. Sean Casey, 1B
8. Jason Varitek, C
9. Alex Cora, SS
Masterson had his 2nd relief appearance last night: another 1-2-3 inning, this time on 17 pitches. First app: 1-2-3 on 16 pitches.
ReplyDeleteTBR: 0
ReplyDeleteCLE: 0
NYY: 0
TOR: 0
Both in top 2nd
"it's vermont day"
ReplyDeleteholy shit, does don have the giggles already?
YEP.
ReplyDeletehe can't say 3 words!
Does anyone else get the occasional squeee moment when they say "world champion Boston Red Sox"? It's not like I forget or anything, it's just that every now and then it excites me to be reminded.
ReplyDeleteWTF happened???
ReplyDeletethey are both unable to speak.
remy: "here's the red sox defense .........
.................
.................
......... and it looks good (snicker)"
Wow - hope they have enough munchies in the booth, because it sure sounds like they've been hitting the wacky tobaccy...
ReplyDeleteTurned the game on a minute late. Anyone know what got Orsillo and Remy in a laughing fit? It's been about 5 mins now and they're still incoherent.
ReplyDeletedoc says rays-clev 0-0 after 2.
ReplyDeletei check gdgd and tampa is up 1-0 and still batting in the top of the 2nd.
jeez, don.
I really need to rearrange this room. The addition of the second cable box continues to make life much easier, but since I'm exiled to the back room with the game (I'm only bothered by that if I'm getting the game in HD, and that's not usually the case), I tend to sit at my desk to watch the game, and my desk faces away from the tv. Hmmm...
ReplyDeletejays up 4-0, still in bot 2nd!
ReplyDeleteCome on Cleveland - give those Sunbeam appliances* some arachnophobia.
ReplyDelete*anyone else surprised that in these times of the ubiquitous corporate sponsor, Sunbeam hasn't gotten in on that Ray action?
jays:
ReplyDeletedouble
single, RBI
walk
scutaro 3-run dongaroonie
that was amusing!
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit!!
ReplyDeleteI'm home due to a rare off Sunday for big league. The Sox are on TBS and I've got a friend and some cold Coronas here ready to enjoy my 1st full game in quite a while. And DAMN if they don't have the #@$%^ game BLACKED OUT on TBS. Those MOTHERFUCKERS!
Oh well, I guess it's GDGD and JoS.
Thank g** for you guys!
why would they black it out?
ReplyDeleteSMOKIN'!
ReplyDeleteHey guys! Beautiful day here in south east NH.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to listen to this one from my car radio out in my driveway while eating mashed potatoes.
So good luck without me.
and god speed.
That sucks SoSock - I can't imagine how you could be overlapping with the MASN area, which is the only reason I could think of.
ReplyDeletemmm... mashed potatoes...
ReplyDeleteEinstein with the Jeterian move on the popup!
ReplyDeleteMan, I am a yawning machine right now.
ReplyDeleteG'afternoon
ReplyDeleteI'm at school today, and the 5th orientation session has just gotten underway. I'm watching on one of the plasma TVs in the dining hall, and this kid from NY sits down next to me and starts cheering on Baltimore.
I tell him, "you really ought to be rooting for the Red Sox."
He asked why, and I said "so Baltimore doesn't catch you for 3rd."
I hope I didn't give him a bad impression of the student body on his first day at orientation :-p
Good afternoon fellow Jossers!
ReplyDeleteJoe, somehow I doubt that's the worst he's going to get. May as well ease him in, right?
ReplyDeleteNYY: 000
ReplyDeleteTOR: 040
TBR: 011
CLE: 001 (still batting in 3rd)
Hiya Tim.
ReplyDeleteWatching Don & Jerry on Mute is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteJoe: Tell him he'll have lots of study time in October.
ReplyDeleteI hope I didn't give him a bad impression of the student body on his first day at orientation :-p
ReplyDeleteI'd say it's probably fairly accurate. Much tamer than he'll probably get come September (I hope).
Ohh, that would have been a good one.
ReplyDeleteMuch tamer than he'll probably get come September (I hope).
ReplyDeleteI hope that come September, nobody will give a rats ass about the Yankees since they will be in 3rd 14 games behind Boston
Thought of this while L and I drove in to work today:
ReplyDeleteAmy parody: "I can't keep these new-fangled stats straight. What does RBI stand for again?"
Then L had a Tim parody:
ReplyDeleteBottom for the 9th, Sox down by 2, bases loaded, Ortiz up:
"I'm going out for a bag of chips. Got a craving. Be right back!!"
HAHA
ReplyDeleteVaritek parody
ReplyDeleteSwing and a miss!
Only 14 GB?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, they always seem to come around.
I've got tickets for the last two games of the year - I just hope that the intensity at Fenway is still at it's best, even though the MFYs will be long gone.
Someone really needs to explain this parody thing to me :P
ReplyDeleteMy Spidey Sense says Clev has tied it 2-2.
ReplyDeleteThe topic of self-parody came up in the Lowell Cell Phone post, then on Friday night, we started writing parodies of ourselves and each other.
ReplyDeletefan with sign has a college freshman picture of orsillo!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he was like in college.
ReplyDeletehey all !
ReplyDeletewhoa, orsillo looked like maddog russo in college!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
ReplyDeletefor some reason i cant ger GDGD to work for me. it wont load, and im trying to follow the FKR game.
ReplyDeletealso, its weird they arent showing that game on the MLB package.
Fuck yeah
ReplyDeleteMLB is brilliant:
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees, in the last year of Yankee Stadium, end the season against the Red Sox ... at Fenway Park!
The sox are tickling my fancy lately.
ReplyDeleteThat's odd Nix - I've got it on my EI.
ReplyDeletereally sarah? hmmm... so weird.
ReplyDeleteNYY: 000 00
ReplyDeleteTOR: 040 00
TBR: 011 0
CLE: 002 0
Speaking of Vermont Day, we were hooked on anagrams one day last season, and Jeer came up with this one:
ReplyDeletewe move to canada =
a wood - vt menace
...
i was born in vermont.
Then L had a Tim parody:
ReplyDeleteBottom for the 9th, Sox down by 2, bases loaded, Ortiz up:
"I'm going out for a bag of chips. Got a craving. Be right back!!"
Ahhhh now I get it. I get jokes!
4-2 spiders!
ReplyDeleteYay Tim! Tim gets jokes!
ReplyDeleteParody Sarah: ...food...family...bunnies...food...arbitrary topic... baseball?
Peralta had a 2-run dnog to give Clev the 4-2 lead.
ReplyDeleteTBR: 011 00
ReplyDeleteCLE: 002 02
NYY: 000 000
TOR: 040 000
looks like the slow mayor was out.
ReplyDeletecasey= running under water
ReplyDeletespeed kills
ReplyDeleteCasey leads off with the deuce!
ReplyDeleteWith Tek's struggles, why the hell not bunt him?
could casey beat slowell in a race? i'll bet he could.
ReplyDeletethis is one of those games where it feels like we're winning 5-0, with all the baserunners we've had, etc.
ReplyDeletebut, it SO isnt.
Tek - 8 pitches in each AB
ReplyDeleteP6 and BB
COME ON OBY
ReplyDeleteOK, LETS GO FY!
ReplyDeleteGood to see that Cora re-learned how to bunt. I think he had botched his last three attempts.
ReplyDeleteI love the bullpen music.
ReplyDeleteThey're using the spikes that hold the tarp in place, and Craig Hansen's banging two baseballs against the wood on the bullpen seats to add bass.
I'm totally with you Nix.
ReplyDelete'Tek's one advantage over a poor-hittting catcher is that he knows how to take a walk. His OBP is usually a decent amount above his BA (now 220/299).
ReplyDeletewe need at least one here, fy
ReplyDeleteOk - getting closer to that 5-0 it feels like...
ReplyDeletedon says feels like sox have a bigger lead than they do.
ReplyDeleteis he reading comments?
double clutch run!
ReplyDeletefire make it 5-0!
ReplyDelete5-2 Cleveland
ReplyDeletedanielle yelling at the ump after ball 1 to werd.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Don the lurker.
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Safe!
ReplyDeleteBases loaded for Manny.
ReplyDeleteBE IT!
manny, get closer to the iron horse
ReplyDeleteManny looks focused.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Cabrera is not a good major league pitcher.
ReplyDelete#21 for #24?
ReplyDelete2 for 10 with the bases loaded this year.
ReplyDeleteNo GS since 05.
MBM totally due for a GS
ReplyDeleteHe's one of those guys who seems to have gotten his opportunity in the big leagues because he can throw hard. It's like a girl going wild over some guy just because he's tall, even if he's a total asshole.
ReplyDeleteAgain, Don says no GS for MBM since 2005!
ReplyDeletePost a comment, Don!
weak grounder...
ReplyDeleteOh well. Still got a run.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think Don's screen-name would be?
ReplyDeleteDamn.
ReplyDeleteI hate seeing that (outs) after the "in play"
announcerboy?
ReplyDeleteTBR: 011 000
ReplyDeleteCLE: 002 021
NYY: 000 000 00
TOR: 040 000 0
I disagree ish - at least with the girl, sometimes the asshole is part of the attraction.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think Don's screen-name would be?
ReplyDeletestonerdude_69
Jacoby getting dirty!
ReplyDeletePretty!
ReplyDeletelet's go dice
ReplyDeleteneckface = dons username
ReplyDeleteNow Cleveland 5-2 over Rays. If Tampa limps into the break having lost first place, four games to the pathetic Spiders (and two horrible starters) and 7 over-all, they will be beset with doubts and self-loathing....
ReplyDeleteIHateRemy
ReplyDeleteOr something like DonnyBoy43744237
ReplyDeleteBack. Was eating in the other room. That was a disappointing 4th...
ReplyDeleteGoddamn, dice-k has to be one of the slowest pitchers.
mmmm... self-loathing...
ReplyDeleteI actually expect the break to really help Tampa - I think they'll start off strong when they get back.
ReplyDeleteWellYouKnowDon
ReplyDeleteStatman420@nesn.com
ReplyDeleteIHateRemy
ReplyDeleteI was going to post that exact name about 2 minutes ago.
OK DP now pls. K thx.
ReplyDeleteMeAndReneRousseau
ReplyDeletetim said...
ReplyDeleteBack. Was eating in the other room.
See?
That's why my parody was funny!
Or, if Don was feeling particularly clever, he'd probably go with ByWayoftheK
ReplyDeletecome on dicek!
ReplyDeleteExactly. But I was watching!
ReplyDeleteor_silly_o
ReplyDeleteDice-BB.
ReplyDeleteSuddenly this game feels more snug.
ReplyDeletefucking christ, dice ... OUTS!
ReplyDeleteremy sez pen is quiet.
ReplyDeleteBullpen bass player Hansen warming.
ReplyDeleteI actually expect the break to really help Tampa - I think they'll start off strong when they get back.
ReplyDeleteI read, maybe it was in the Globe, that it's pretty clear that Tampa has an easier schedule than us after the break (and that the Yanks' is harder).
SOX LOB by innings: 122 3
ReplyDeletegrrr....
hansen up?
from SoSh
ReplyDelete"Diceclay Matsuzacholz"
Come on, Houdini Jr.
ReplyDeletehansen up?
ReplyDeleteYep.
"Diceclay Matsuzacholz"
ReplyDeleteHeh, yup.
OUT.
ReplyDeletenix - are the soh game threads still wide open? when they went that way, that's when i left them.
ReplyDeletehit refresh and there would be 40 new comments. too much.
Thank you sir, may I have another?
ReplyDeleteHuff won't be masturbating to that AB.
ReplyDeleteif by wide open you mean anyone can post, no.
ReplyDeletekind of bullshit if you ask me.
Holy crap, if he gets outta this one...
ReplyDeletethat was a gift strike.
ReplyDeleteMFY: 000 000 00 - 0/4/0
ReplyDeleteTOR: 040 000 00 - 4/9/0
Top 9th
Damn I love this computer!
ReplyDeleteCome on Dice....
i loved it when only members could post. then (in 2006 i guess) they allowed lurkers (like from the sandbox) in the threads. it got so crowded, i could not follow the thread and the game. that's when i started hoping to start some here.
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIZER!
ReplyDeleteHoudini II!
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of big forums like SoSH. Too much to keep track of. Too many power-hungry children making up lots of inane rules.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is a squander!
CY YOUNG, baby!
ReplyDelete:>+
Yay
ReplyDeleteBud Light Lime? What the hell is wrong with you Americans?
ReplyDeleteyeah i can understand that. its locked for members only, sandbox, anyone can thread.
ReplyDeletethis place is better.
I prefer the message board format though. I can post my silly jpgs.
ReplyDeleteMcDonalds breakfast commerical pimping out chicken sandwiches...
ReplyDeleteagain i ask - wtf america? chicken sandwiches for breakfast?
I don't think anyone tracks ERA-to-WHIP ratio, but I imagine Dice is at the top of that list.
ReplyDeleteYou can just post links to your silly JPEGs now
ReplyDeleteBud Light Lime? What the hell is wrong with you Americans?
ReplyDeleteSounds better than clamato.
"Bud Light Lime? What the hell is wrong with you Americans?"
ReplyDeleteNot a thing wrong with me, I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. Eww.
I prefer the message board format though. I can post my silly jpgs.
ReplyDeleteDitto. If only there was a way to do that here...
Bud Light Lime? What the hell is wrong with you Americans?
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit far down the list of atrocities, but .... yeah!
(Actually ... Bud itself ... WTF?)
again i ask - wtf america? chicken sandwiches for breakfast?
ReplyDeleteSouthern-style.
I think if you want to give northern USA a piece of the south, open up Waffle Houses everywhere.
I prefer the message board format though. I can post my silly jpgs.
ReplyDeleteDitto. If only there was a way to do that here...
I agree.
Nothing like a fresh bruise to take with you to the ASB.
Not a thing wrong with me, I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. Eww.
ReplyDeletegood.
and for the record, the caesar is delicious.
cabrera is an ASSHOLE!
ReplyDeletei hope someone gets fucking beaned.
hes been doing this shit his whole career
You can just post links to your silly JPEGs now
ReplyDeletejpg
Not the same.
cabrera is an ASSHOLE!
ReplyDeletei hope someone gets fucking beaned.
hes been doing this shit his whole career
Best way to do it is to hit a line drive right at him. Preferably the mid-section.
Yeah really, Cabrera has anger management issues. Which Don and Jerry have made a point to remind us of.
ReplyDeleteI actually keep intending to blog about the recent McDonalds attempts to grab more of the poor southern market by knocking off Chick-fil-a. It's very irritating to me on several levels.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha. Wildness can pay off, though.
ReplyDeleteyook with the wheels!
ReplyDeleteand yeah - the anheuser-busch company is just terrible
YOOOOOK!
ReplyDeletealright!
i hear ya sarah. chick-fil-a came to mind when they started these ads
ReplyDeleteI would never eat one of those southern style chicken biscuit things - EVER
ReplyDeleteespecially not for breakfast
It's that and the sweet tea.
ReplyDeleteAnd, Joe, there's some sort of crack in the breading on real Chick-fil-a chicken. I would eat it at any time of day.
Hmm, sounds like I'll have to check out this chic-fil-a place next time I'm down.
ReplyDeleteit is VERY good, chick-fil-a
ReplyDeletei hear ya sarah. chick-fil-a came to mind when they started these ads
ReplyDeleteAdd the southern-style sweet tea...
They have a commercial on the radio where there are two girls talking, and one of them has a heavy southern accent because she drank the mcdonald's sweet tea. The other girl says, "But you're from Connecticut." Southern-accent says, "Ah know! Ain't that just a kick in the pants!"
Shoot your radio.
I would never eat one of those southern style chicken biscuit things
ReplyDeleteI had one when desperate. It was dry as a bone and god awful.
it is VERY good, chick-fil-a
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Chick-Fil-A. I usually stop there on the way back from Boston. There's one in the North Shore Mall in Peabody. Also one in Burlington.
"Varitek tardy on the cut"
ReplyDeleteDrink (i think)!
I think if you want to give northern USA a piece of the south, open up Waffle Houses everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI hit cracker barrel when I'm craving that bigoted southern food love.
Country ham...
I have to go now...
Jason Varitoast
ReplyDeleteI hit cracker barrel when I'm craving that bigoted southern food love.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. Unfortunately the closest Waffle House I've seen to me is in Maryland. I can think of one Cracker Barrel in NH, two in MA, and at least one in CT.
Cracker barrel is delicious. And quite the fitting name.
ReplyDeleteSO FAR:
ReplyDelete6 hits
6 walks
1 HBP
1 error
1 wild pitch
=
2 runs
WTF?
You guys jst haven't lived till you've been to a Bojangles.
ReplyDeleteCajun chicken and Dirty rice!
MAKE HIM PAY!
ReplyDelete36 BB in 40.1 innings? Man, glad he's not on our team!
ReplyDeleteThey should change the name of when someone scores from a run, to a walk.
ReplyDeleteChange walks to bases on balls.
Come on! Score a few walks!
I just don't understand why they think it's OK for that CF camera to be moving around all the time.
ReplyDeletelet's go something, lyndon.
ReplyDeleteor "do" something!
ReplyDeleteMOTHERFUCKER
ReplyDeletefuckdamnit
ReplyDeleteYou guys jst haven't lived till you've been to a Bojangles.
ReplyDeleteCajun chicken and Dirty rice!
I saw a few when I was in the south a couple of years ago - I was curious, but not enough to stop in because we were on our way back.
We did our fair share of southern-food stops, though. Waffle House, Bob Evans, Cracker Barrel, Stake and Shake, Hardee's, etc.
Well, LBJ hit it well. What can you do?
ReplyDeleteYanks lost.
10 LOB in 5 innings!
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that none of those places have made it further north, though. I guess New England isn't real desireable for those companies.
ReplyDeleteRut roh. Youk's out of the game from that HBP.
ReplyDeletechick-fil-a is amazing
ReplyDeletechick-fil-a forever
mcdonald's never
TBR: 011 000 00
ReplyDeleteCLE: 002 021 0
NYY: 000 000 001 - 1 6 0
TOR: 040 000 00x - 4 9 0
NYY: 50-45 at the break
I haven't heard that commercial, ish. And it's a good thing too. Something bad would have happened.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I have no intention of eating this McDonald's bastardization ever.
Heh. Scott gets applauded for picking up a napkin and putting it in his back pocket.
ReplyDeletesorry -- 11 LOB in 5 innings.
ReplyDeleteThey had an overshift for Scott.
ReplyDelete