Game Thread Silliness

During last night's game, NESN showed video footage of a visit Jerry Remy and Heidi Watley made to sick kids in a hospital. Remy said some kid was so happy he started crying. I posted:

the kid at the hospital was crying because he wanted to talk to heidi, but remy showed up

Jere:

I'd want Castig to come to my hospital and call the operation. "And his eyesight returns, can you believe it?"

Then two at the same time:

Joe Grav:

I wouldn't want troop.
"IT'S A GREAT SURGERY SO FAR! AMAZING! BEAUTIFUL! FAST... oh, he screws it up and the patient is dead."

redsock:

better castig than trupe:
"THERE'S THE OPERATION --- OH MY GOD, JERE'S HEARTBEAT IS LOW, WAY LOW, HE IS DEA .... oh no he's perfectly fine"

I thought it was great that we both went for "truping the operation" and that Joe went alive-dead and I went dead-alive. There were others:

redsock:

Kay: "There's a scalpel."

ish:

"He is high, he is far, he isssss dead!"

redsock:

Don: "This is Dr. Smith's 7th hip transplant operation for Dr. Smith. The first one was back on April 16, 1994, a Tuesday, at 10 AM. It lasted 5 hours and 14 minutes and .................."

Jere:

Staats: "And the surgery's successful. Must've been a Red Sox or Yankees fan."

redsock:

McCarver: "After he performed the sur-gery, the doctor told him "Sure, Jere (ri)!"

Buck: "..."

phil:

Hawk Harrelson on vasectomies: "Sacks packed with ... hegone."

Jere:

Rizzuto in dental surgery: "Gotta get across the bridge-work."

redsock:

Berman: "It looks like the patient has a pinched nerve in his back, back, back, back ..."

ish:

McCarver: "You know, this surgeon reminds me a lot of Derek Jeter. He's not as good as Jeter is yet, but he has a lot of potential. Jeter is so good and he has so much range. This surgeon here has the intangibles like Derek Jeter has."

redsock:

"Very clutch. That's a type of surgical technique you can't teach in medical school. Also, he makes the little stiches, the ones that don't show up on the post-op report."

Jere:

Morgan: "You can see he's going to the medical bag, I'd guess he's gonna break out the toothbrush for this operation."

redsock:

"That reminds me of a visit to the doctor I had when I was with the 1975 Reds."

redsock:

Vin Scully: "And I cannot believe what I just removed."

Jere:

Scully: "we take time out from this unassisted triple bypass to tell you about Armor hot dogs..."

ish:

Bob Uecker: "I must be in the front rooooowwwwww... of the observation deck."

Any others?