Rays - 000 000 000 - 0 7 0The Red Sox are only 0.5 GB the Rays in the East -- with 19 games to go in the regular season.
Red Sox - 300 000 00x - 3 9 0
Boston scored three quick runs off Jackson in the first and Lester (7.2-6-0-3-9) and Jonathan Papelbon (1.1-1-0-0-3, 18) made it stand up.
Mark Kotsay walked on five pitches. Dustin Pedroia lined out to second, as Akinori Iwamura dove to his right and snared the ball. David Ortiz doubled off the Wall in left-center, scoring Kotsay. Kevin Youkilis lined a single to center, as Jackson had to duck to avoid being hit, scoring Flo, but was caught in a run down trying to get to second base. Jason Bay followed with a solo home run off the light tower in left-center.
Lester allowed only one Tampa Bay runner to reach second base through the first five innings. After seven innings, he had thrown 105 pitches and seemed done for the night, but he was back out on the hill for the eighth. Lester got the first two outs before allowing a single to Ben Zobrist and a ground-rule double to Carlos Pena. With the tying run at the plate -- Rocco Baldelli -- Terry Francona called on Papelbon.
Bot struck out Baldelli to end the threat. It was also the Tampa Clipper's fourth whiff of the night, earning him the Golden Shower. In the ninth, Papelbon allowed a two-out single to pinch-hitter Eric Hinske, but struck out Gabe Gross to preserve the shutout.
It was the first time Tampa Bay was shutout in consecutive games since April 28-29, 2004 -- and those whitewashes were also at Fenway Park.
Coco Crisp went 3-for-3 with a stolen base and Kotsay added two singles to his first-inning walk.
In other games, the Angels routed the Yankees 12-1. The Central-leading White Sox and Blue Jays were rained out in Chicago.
***
Edwin Jackson (4.07, 106 ERA+) / Jon Lester (3.37, 134 ERA+)
The last game the Rays played at Fenway Park ...
There has been eight years of bad blood between these two rivals.
Jackson lasted a season-low 3.1 innings against the Yankees in his last start, allowing 10 hits and six runs. In each of his four starts before that outing, he pitched at least six innings and allowed two or fewer runs. ... Lester has allowed a total of two runs in his last two starts (11.2 innings).
Tampa Bay activated third baseman Evan Longoria on Saturday. Longoria, who fractured his right wrist on August 8, says the pain is "very minimal" and the wrist is "almost 100 percent". ... J.D. Drew may return to the Red Sox lineup tonight.
All 12 meetings between the Red Sox and Rays so far this season have been won by the home team. There is a huge amount of pressure for the Rays this week. They were swept on the road by the Blue Jays -- the last two losses being a 13-inning heartbreaker and a 1-0 shutout. Now their lead is as low as it's been since July 28 -- and they are coming into Fenway, where the Red Sox are playing .716 ball (48-19, a 116-win pace).
Eric Hinske:
We have definitely got to get one win there for sure and hopefully win the series. ... You have just got to treat it as any other kind of game if you can. It's not, but you have to just treat it like it's any other game.Marc Lancaster, Tampa Tribune:
The AL East upstarts continue to insist there is no need to panic and the next three games won't make or break their season, but they're more vulnerable now than at any time since the All-Star break and running out of margin for error.Marc Topkin, St. Petersburg Times:
"We know what we've got to do and they know what they've got to do," Rays starter Matt Garza said of the Red Sox. "Right now, we're up top. They're chasing us. We keep playing our ball and this thing will turn around. Right now we're in a little bit of a rut - what is that, five out of the last six? That's nothing bad." ...
The first challenge for the Rays the next three evenings will be keeping the games close. In going 0-6 at Fenway this season, the nearest the Rays have come to the Red Sox is three runs, in a 7-4 loss June 3. ... The Red Sox have averaged more than seven runs per game while hosting the Rays, outscoring Tampa Bay 45-16 in six meetings.
Tonight's starter, Edwin Jackson, has been among the primary culprits. In two losses at Fenway in May and June, Jackson allowed a combined 15 hits and 10 runs in nine innings.
The Rays insist they aren't doing anything differently, the pennant race isn't affecting them and, despite being swept by the Blue Jays and losing five of their past six, they aren't feeling any extra pressure going into tonight's opener of the showdown series in Boston.Joe Maddon:
At least, that's what they're saying.
The evidence, compounded by a 1-0 loss Sunday, says otherwise. They're not getting the big hits when they need them, they're making more mistakes and, most significantly, they're not winning like they did most of the past five months. ...
As much as they talk about how, with three weeks left, there is no reason to panic — manager Joe Maddon, perhaps symbolically, had a schedule in his hands during his postgame media session — they have reason to be wary of what lies ahead.
The Sox, with their top three pitchers lined up and their lineup fortified, have a chance to take over first place with a sweep, and Fenway Park — where the Rays haven't won since last September and will be playing for the first time since the June 5 brawl — will be ferocious the next three nights.
We really do need to win a game or two in Boston. I've said that from the very beginning. It would be nice to get a win up there, possibly two, whatever ...Extra Bases has a few more links to Tampa media.
Tonight will be the 456th consecutive sellout crowd at Fenway Park, which will break Cleveland's major league record of 455 set from June 12, 1995 to April 2, 2001. The Red Sox's streak began on May 15, 2003.
On Thursday morning, I want the AL East standings to look like this:
Of lesser importance:
Blue Jays/White Sox at 8
Yankees/Angels at 10East
Rays 85 56 --- Magic #
Red Sox 84 58 1.5 20
Blue Jays 76 66 9.5 12
Yankees 76 67 10.0 11
Orioles 63 78 22.0 E
Wild Card
Red Sox 84 58 --- Magic #
Twins 78 65 6.5 14
Blue Jays 76 66 8.0 13
Yankees 76 67 8.5 12
they should have acquired trot from the mets for this series' fights alone.
ReplyDeleteWe were at that game, though we'll be watching this one from home. At this point in the season, I start having to watch from the hallway, pacing and chewing my fingernails. I can't sit in front of the TV, but I can't bear not knowing what's happening!
ReplyDeleteI drive my kids absolutely crazy.
:)
edwin jackson has been VERY human vs. us this year...
ReplyDeletehe looked AWFUL vs. that shitty yankee lineup.
and we all know that if the yanks can hit this guy the sox most DEFINITELY can
Too bad that sucker-punching d-bag Gomes isn't even good enough to make the expanded roster. He needs to get a Paps 99mph pitch right into his piece of shit cheeseburger filled coronary artery.
ReplyDeleteFUCK, I HATE HIM!
Honestly, it may be better not to get into these skirmishes. The last thing we need, especially after so many players have returned from the DL, is for a key guy to get hurt throwing punches or getting in a shoving match. Let the bats do the talking.
ReplyDelete(Not that I wouldn't mind watching Lester drill Gomes in the ear... heh!)
they should have acquired trot from the mets for this series' fights alone
ReplyDeleteSomewhere, Trot is giving Hal McRae the finger and telling him to eat a bowl of dicks.
Drew-less Oatmeal
ReplyDelete1. Akinori Iwamura, 2B
2. B.J. Upton, CF
3. Carlos Pena, 1B
4. Rocco Baldelli, DH
5. Willy Aybar, 3B
6. Dioner Navarro, C
7. Jason Bartlett, SS
8. Gabe Gross, CF
9. Fernando Perez, RF
1. Mark Kotsay, RF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
5. Jason Bay, LF
6. Mike Lowell, 3B
7. Jed Lowrie, SS
8. Jason Varitek, C
9. Coco Crisp, CF
The Red Sox have called up C George Kottaras (Canadian!) and 1B Chris Carter from Pawtucket.
Tito on Kotsay v Lyndon at leadoff tonight.
ReplyDeleteWhy did I tell myself signing up for a once-a-week three hour class on Monday nights was a good idea?
ReplyDeleteThankfully he's letting us out early today since it's only the first week so I'll be out and able to watch by 8
MLB's 250,000th dong will be hit tonight: Countdown!
ReplyDeleteDong #250,000 may be Player X tonight, but when other games and dongs come to light in the future, the title will shift to someone else.
ReplyDeleteLike which Rose hit beat Cobb's hit record; when Cobb's career totals were revised/corrected, it turned out Rose broke the mark of a different day against a different pitcher.
WOOHOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJays game rained out! So i get NESN 52" HD instead of slingbox on the computer!
Ooooh nice. Maybe they'll show NESN -- though I hope EI does also.
ReplyDeleteExcept the Jays was at 8 and not 7. Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteYeah, I checked on Sportsnet.ca before posting that.
ReplyDeleteSox win and it's
ReplyDelete0.5 GB East
7.0 GA WC
NESN on 470!
ReplyDeleteSTRIKE 1!!
ReplyDeleteI have to teach tonight. Like Joe G, I am regretting having a Monday night class (not that I had any choice), and I cannot even end it early since it is the third, not the first, week of classes.
ReplyDeleteI hope to get back to see a few innings. GO SOX!
NICE BUNT!!!!
ReplyDeleteBJ UPTON IS ANTHER GUY YOU CAN PUT ON MY "I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU LITTLE CUNT" LIST
ReplyDeleteMaddon playing small ball already?
ReplyDeleteI like that dp!!!
Nix, that's a long list, eh? :)
ReplyDeletenote to upton: fy will not bunt
ReplyDeletetiz v jackson -- 11 times on base in 17 PA
ReplyDeletewhy is kotsay leading off?
ReplyDeleteSafe! YAY! 1-0 us
ReplyDeleteortiz! i like him hitting well again
ReplyDeleteYay.
ReplyDeletePapi time!!!
ReplyDelete1-0
why is kotsay leading off?
ReplyDeleteEllsbury tight quad.
i like him hitting well again
ReplyDeleteI also.
Let's put them away right here in the first.
ReplyDeleteI might as well make this public, just in case I'm right. With no outs, I said to A, after the Red Sox score 4 runs this inning, could you get me a glass of red wine?
ReplyDeleteOk, that's one.
ONE RUN, THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
ReplyDeleteThat's two!
ReplyDeleteDUCK!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will trade the out for the run!!!
ReplyDeleteONE RUN, THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
ReplyDeleteA little insurance never hurts.
Dong!!!
ReplyDeleteBay Dong!!!
3-0!!!
DOUNG!
ReplyDeleteThat's three!
ReplyDeleteCANUCK DOUNG!!!!
I am "watching" view CBSSports...did Youk make a running error?
ReplyDeleteHoly SHIT, that was a blast =-O Number 249,997!
ReplyDeleteOne more run, I get my wine!
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!
ReplyDeleteMANNY WHO? (just fucking kidding)
Whoa, Laura, one more and you get wine!
ReplyDeleteNice to see Upton stop jogging!!!
ReplyDeleteJackson aint got shit tonight. His 2 outs - a line drive and a rundown.
OK, I have to go teach. :(
ReplyDeleteJesus, I can't remember the last time someone hit that rightmost Monster light tower =-O
ReplyDeleteOh well, I'll take 3 and I'm getting wine anyway, so there!!
ReplyDeleteBye Amy!
ReplyDeleteI might as well make this public, just in case I'm right.
ReplyDeleteYouk owes you a beer.
Bay with 249997
ReplyDeleteI approve of this score!
ReplyDeleteI think Don called Joe Migraine Jim.
ReplyDeleteBaldelli fouls one off and nearly hits Migraine in the Rays TV booth
ReplyDeleteIt's weird not scoreboard watching!
ReplyDeleteJOE MADDEN LOOKING LIKE MARTIN REV!
ReplyDeleteFUCKING COOL AS SHIT!
Lester's dealing...
ReplyDeleteDon says that Longoria, in addition to being on the DL, had a wrist problem.
ReplyDeleteUmmmmm, he was on the DL with a fractured wrist.
Evening, everyone - back in Vegas from a week on the East Coast (NYC and VA - sadly, I didn't get a chance to see the Yankees at the Toilet one last time and laugh at their grave, so to speak). I saw that the Sox were 5-1 in that week I was away...maybe that should tell me something, I dunno. :p
ReplyDeletethis is tim.
ReplyDeletelmfao to migraine getting smoked in the head! (yeah i know its delayed...steph using the computer)
Ummmmm, he was on the DL with a fractured wrist.
ReplyDeleteThat too.
Madden is pretty cool. One of the better men in baseball, IMO.
ReplyDeleteTek chases high heat. Unpossible.
ReplyDeleteMagglio Ordonez with dong #249,998
ReplyDeletel-girl, i agree about madden (according to allan thats ass kissing but i'll take my chances)
ReplyDeleteFU NIX!
!!!ocoC is simply on fire.
ReplyDeleteFU Nix!
ReplyDeleteDO: "Coco Crisp who's been on fire".
ReplyDeletecoco hitting like fy jr.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's good we kept Crisp after all. :D
ReplyDelete(according to allan thats ass kissing but i'll take my chances)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, he's under some kind of delusion that everyone is kissing his ass, poor guy. ;)
Coco's just filling in for Drew, I guess.
ReplyDeleteMaybe whenever Pedroia gets a hit we can say FU Allan. Kinda even the ass-kicking vibes out a little it.
ReplyDeleteGary Sheffield with dong #249,999...
ReplyDeleteAw, fuck no!
ReplyDeleteMaybe whenever Pedroia gets a hit we can say FU Allan. Kinda even the ass-kicking vibes out a little it.
ReplyDeleteI'm in!
Maybe whenever Pedroia gets a hit we can say FU Allan.
ReplyDeleteI never hated on FY, though.
O'Brien: "A fan in the front row bobbled that foul ball, and he shouldn't deserve it back. The Rays ballboy gave it to someone else."
ReplyDeleteCastig: "Maybe he takes fielding lessons from Joe Magrane..."
I never hated on FY, though.
ReplyDeleteSo?
Fuck yeah should get 250000
ReplyDeleteI've been a FY fan since the very beginning. And I have witnesses to prove it 8-).
ReplyDeleteAlso Youk. But Pedroia's been my favorite player since he's gotten here.
Was that scored as a base hit - the ball FY botched?
ReplyDeleteso there has to be some logic involved. at least a little.
ReplyDeleteSo?
ReplyDeleteI agree.
Fuck yeah should get 250000
I agree.
FU logic!
ReplyDeleteAnother sweet DP!!!
ReplyDeleteIf we get a double play here, FY has a VERY good chance of getting #250,000
ReplyDeleteRedsock said: "If DP hits #2 next year, I'll be royally pissed, because either Tito has truly gone insane or the team is so banged up, it was the only choice and we're likely out of the running anyway."
ReplyDeleteDecember 6, 2006.
Ish, yes, base hit.
ReplyDeleteWOW, I'm good! lol
ReplyDeleteYay for defense!
ReplyDeleteat least have it be someone i don't like.
ReplyDeletehave timlin tell me i'm a traitor or something if he ever records another out.
Allan never gave Pedroia a chance. So sad.
ReplyDeleteI am pleased so far with our ALCS game 1 performance.
ReplyDeleteFrom that quote, wouldn't "next year" be 2007?
ReplyDeleteHURRY UP AND WARM UP SO FY HAS A CHANCE AT .25M!
ReplyDeleteRedsock said: "If DP hits #2 next year, I'll be royally pissed, because either Tito has truly gone insane or the team is so banged up, it was the only choice and we're likely out of the running anyway."
ReplyDeleteDecember 6, 2006
Exactly. I believe I wanted him at cleanup.
Yeah, it proves Allan was hating Pedroia before he even got a chance to slump in 2007. Such palpable hate.
ReplyDeleteI am pleased so far with our ALCS game 1 performance.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
Awww...
ReplyDeleteWell, I'd be happy if it was a Sox player regardless of who it is...
Of course it would be nice if Pedroia would resume hitting.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it proves Allan was hating Pedroia before he even got a chance to slump in 2007. Such palpable hate.
ReplyDeleteOk then, we'll FU RS every time PeeWee gets a hit!
F the shift.
ReplyDeletephil, if you have some sort of data base of my comments over the years, i could really use a copy for reference purposes!
ReplyDeleteThe other night when after we finished Dustin told me how he was a little bit nervous about the MVP thing. He wants to do good to show people he isn't a fluke. I told him, as I stroked his hair, not to worry because he will always be my favorite bat.
ReplyDeleteNot the prettiest offensive inning.
ReplyDelete1-2-3 innings makes baby Jesus cry.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you want FY batting cleanup?
ReplyDeleteIn 2006 who would have thought we would be without Manny, with Bay and Kotsay, and our best pitcher would be Lester?
ReplyDeleteIn 2006 who would have thought we would be without Manny, with Bay and Kotsay, and our best pitcher would be Lester?
ReplyDeleteOr that Josh Beckett, who had looked so horribly inconsistent that season, would've been a Cy Young contender and a Mathewson-like beast in the postseason?
I want DP to hit the game winning grand slam in the WS and Papi to jump into his arms. I want to see him get saddled.
ReplyDeleteThe Beckett thing I expected after his 2003 performance.
ReplyDeleteIn 2006 who would have thought we would be without Manny, with Bay and Kotsay, and our best pitcher would be Lester?
ReplyDeleteThe baseball gods?
Perennial playoffs is a good feeling.
ReplyDeleteThe Beckett thing I expected after his 2003 performance.
ReplyDeleteYou're a better man than me...baseball, and sports in general, has rarely taught me to expect greatness on a consistent basis. Only basketball really allows for that, IMO.
Just for the record - I'm sure we all want FY to be MVP this season, but is there a legitimate argument (either saber or traditional) that he deserves it? I'd love to hear it, just so I can pull it out if anybody tries to tell me I'm wrong when I say FY should win in a walk. ;)
O'Brien listing off an MVP fan poll on ESPN.com... FY was leading with Hamilton in second - he went down the list and then said, "I think John McCain is sixth, although I'm not sure how that happened."
ReplyDeleteI went through my brain, trying to figure out if there is a baseball player named John McCain. Then of course, it hit me. He was joking.
Lester K! He's cruising right now.
ReplyDeletehi all... joining the thread late, but I've caught most of the game so far. And I like it!
ReplyDeleteThis is fun to watch!
ReplyDeleteMartin Rev as in Suicide, Martin Rev?
ReplyDeleteLester at 50 pitches after 4. And 250K is still unclaimed.
ReplyDeleteMartin Rev as in Suicide, Martin Rev?
ReplyDeleteNick, I was thinking the same thing!
I guess there's a passing resemblance
ReplyDeleteOuch, that DP hurt.
The other night when after we finished Dustin told me how he was a little bit nervous about the MVP thing. He wants to do good to show people he isn't a fluke. I told him, as I stroked his hair, not to worry because he will always be my favorite bat.
ReplyDeleteI love sensitive andy. he's so sweet.
If the Sox win the series this year i am getting a sox logo tatoo.
ReplyDeleteShhh my love pickle is batting.
ReplyDeleteSheffield just got #250k.
ReplyDeleteI have the Sox logo on my Bank of America debit card and checks. It's pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, when I was in NYC, I bought the '71 Angels cap (because I'm a hat nerd) and the clerk gave me a weird look. Not without reason, to be honest.
Rev kinda looks like a zombie Lou Reed in that one.
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ReplyDeleteim not saying the sky is falling, but i dont like jackson settling down.
ReplyDeleteandy said...
ReplyDeleteIf the Sox win the series this year i am getting a sox logo tatoo.
On your cock?
That way you can really stick it to the guys from the other teams who swing by your place when they're in town.
The 1971 Angels cap - IMO, the best cap logo in MLB history.
ReplyDeleteGeez, did the '71 Angels drive everybody away?
ReplyDeleteGeez, did the '71 Angels drive everybody away?
ReplyDeleteIf anything I'd attribute it to the comment before that!
BR has this sentence below their 250000 dong tracker:
ReplyDeletePlease note that it is raining heavily in Detroit which could cause the game to be called and the HR's not become official.
That would be pretty funny.
!!! Varitek nearly makes a bunt single !!!
ReplyDeleteJeez, Varitek almost got on with that bunt!
ReplyDeleteFunix at it again!
ReplyDeleteIf anything I'd attribute it to the comment before that!
ReplyDelete:(
Can't help it - I love me some Sox, but I mean, that cap is totally sweet.
FUNIX Burnin' Up!!!
ReplyDeleteNot so good baserunning, Kotsay.
ReplyDeleteTony, I'm pretty sure he meant the cock comment.
ReplyDeleteYeesh...two outs made on baserunning mistakes. Not good, guys.
ReplyDeleteTime for FY to break his slump
ReplyDeleteStrained left quad for Upton.
ReplyDeleteI have trouble believing I accomplished what andy could not. What about that thread the other night that that was all caps and curses? pendulum swing, perhaps.
ReplyDeleteTony, I'm pretty sure he meant the cock comment.
ReplyDeleteStrange...I thought it was funny. :D
if you have some sort of data base of my comments over the years, i could really use a copy for reference purposes!
ReplyDeleteYou underestimate my googlefu.
a-con is correct, and in any case I meant it lightheartedly.
ReplyDeleteKotsay's out looked more like poor baserunning to me than Youk's, but maybe that's not the case...?
Geez, I hope Pedey's not pressing with all the MVP talk.
ReplyDeleteStrange...I thought it was funny. :D
ReplyDeleteI agree. I'm not really afraid of cocks, myself. Real or literary ones. I just try not to write comments in the middle of innings, since the mlbtv window and the JoS window cancel each other out.
We're back!
ReplyDeleteOur internet went out, as you may have noticed. Nice "thank you" thingy.
Who was that guy in the owner's booth?
ReplyDeleteWho was that guy in the owner's booth?
ReplyDeletethat was no guy, that was Ken Burns!
I know nothing about them, but I love that there's a band called The Ken Burns Effect.
ReplyDeleteKen Burns working on a 10th inning for the Baseball series.
ReplyDeleteI am not liking how this 1/2 inning is progressing. Outs please!!!
ReplyDeleteThat way you can really stick it to the guys from the other teams who swing by your place when they're in town.
ReplyDeleteI nominate this for Comment of the Week!
My god, funix has no arm.
ReplyDeleteappreciate it, but it seems awkwardly wordy. surely someone else could make it snappy.
ReplyDeleteThose last two innings reminded me of the Lester I knew and barely tolerated in 06 and 07.
ReplyDeleteKind of a blunt inning for Lester, but he gets out of it.
ReplyDeleteThere'll probably be someone warming in the bullpen next inning.
NESN cameras showed Heidi when she wasn't even called on. She looked embarrassed!
ReplyDeleteAybar playing in the shit!
ReplyDeleteRandom Heidi shot.
Bonus Heidi screentime!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like she's always chewing a piece of gum.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate it, but it seems awkwardly wordy. surely someone else could make it snappy.
ReplyDeleteI'm an editor, I'll take care of it.
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I see no one said Where are Redsock and L-girl?? Thanks a lot guys!
I see no one said Where are Redsock and L-girl?? Thanks a lot guys!
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is, everyone disappeared at once!
thanks, oh wordwise one.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure we were all thinking that very sincerely. I assumed that you guys had lost a connection and that all those comments would come gushing out. then I saw a trickle of one or two and figured we'd all just gone lame.
I see no one said Where are Redsock and L-girl??
ReplyDeleteProbably get some interesting answers, after that cock tattoo comment.
Where are Redsock and L-girl??
ReplyDeleteWho?
Jackson needs a group hug after giving up a walk?
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is, everyone disappeared at once!
ReplyDeleteIt's why game threads don't work quite as well when L-Sock aren't around.
Is today Jere's birthday?
ReplyDeleteYouk and Bay aren't exactly Ellsbury and Pedroia with a man at first.
ReplyDeleteBleh.
ReplyDeleteBaserunning isn't this team's forte, tonight.
godfuck!
ReplyDeleteBlech, my least favorite DP.
ReplyDeleteIs today Jere's birthday?
ReplyDeleteYes.
And Jere's at the game for it.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Jere!
ReplyDelete(Random hourly comment now that I have access to the sex box....er, computer)
y'know, some of my comments may come back to haunt me when I get bizarrely selected as someone's VP candidate.
ReplyDeletewhen I get bizarrely selected as someone's VP candidate.
ReplyDeleteNobody's that drunk.
Jere certainly gets to a lot of games, doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteBrand new NESN ticker.
I'm guessing this is Lester's last frame, unless he gets two more outs in about 3 more pitches.
ReplyDeletey'know, some of my comments may come back to haunt me when I get bizarrely selected as someone's VP candidate.
ReplyDeleteYou can always come to the convention, get up on stage, and respectfully decline.
Don just called Magrane Jack! So, he calls him Jim the first time a ball goes into his booth, and now Jack.
ReplyDeleteNobody's that drunk.
ReplyDeletelol. I've seen some pretty shitfaced folks in my day. But if they were that drunk they probably wouldn't be able to dial correctly.
You can always come to the convention, get up on stage, and respectfully decline.
ReplyDeleteGood way to get the entire media to wet themselves.
Bat and Jeemer warming
ReplyDelete250,003 have been hit. If DET game gets shitcanned it will be Kendall (MIL) off Volquez.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to see a pitcher get it :(
Masterson and Oki warming.
was that the bot humping the mound in the pen?
ReplyDeleteKKKKKKKK
ReplyDeleteYouk: Drunken Master Fielding.
ReplyDelete106. I assume he's done.
ReplyDeleteAnother fine outing from Lester. I'm giving him a virtual round of applause right now.
ReplyDelete(I'd typed "virtual hand" first, but I don't want to leave any comments I might regret if I'm ever named as somebody's VP.)