Orioles - 000 040 000 - 4 8 1Kevin Youkilis sparked the Sox with his first four-hit game of the season: single, two doubles, home run. He drove in four runs, three on a dong to left in the third.
Red Sox - 014 100 00x - 6 12 1
Beckett stumbled in the fifth. The inning began with a single, double, walk, bases-loaded walk, double and fielding error. But with a man on second and no outs -- tying run at the plate -- he settled down, getting out of trouble, then ending his night by setting down the side in order with a seven-pitch sixth inning.
And the bullpen was stellar once again. Okajima, Saito and Papelbon combined for a 3-2-0-0-4 line.
Also: Cleveland scored 14 runs in the second inning against the Yankees and won 22-4. Because the Rays lost to Chicago, the Red Sox hopped over them into fourth place. At 5-6, we are 3 GB the high-flying Blue Jays.
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Adam Eaton (9.00, 58 ERA+) / Josh Beckett (3.46, 154 ERA+)
Eaton has made only one start this season: last Sunday against the Rays. He went 4-8-4-2-6, 100 and Baltimore lost 11-3.
Eaton had a 5.80 ERA (75 ERA+) for the Phillies in 107 innings last year.
'xeira dong, 2-0 them. This Carmona fellow is still in the league?
ReplyDeleteJays and A's 2-2 in the 11th in that big piece of crap down the street.
ReplyDeleteWang for the Chokers. Be patient, Spiders, the runs shall come shortly.
ReplyDeleteChooooooo
ReplyDeletehits a 3-run dong off single-A superstar Wang. 3-2 us.
the runs shall come shortly*
ReplyDeleteSee?
NY Mets IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
ReplyDeleteSantana 7.0 5 0 0 0 7 0 0.46
Putz ) 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1.29
Rodriguez, F 1.0 1 0 0 0 2 0 0.00
Thats a nice line, finally money well spent Omar
Talk about boos.
ReplyDeleteChien Ming Dong pooping the pull-out sofa. 4 runs in, second and third.
6-2 CLeve. Great shot of all the empty 2500 dollar seats. To me the worst part about it is how they don't let anyone sit there when they're empty.
ReplyDeleteWith the mega-boos for Wang, Kim comes out as a TOTAL Laura when it comes to booing your own!
ReplyDeleteMake it 9-2!!
Kim: 3-1, you don't have to swing.
ReplyDeleteMe: Or you could swing for a grand dong.
Asdrubal: Hits grand dong.
13-2 Cleveland.
McCarver calls it "Rocky Mountain High Stadium" before quickly correcting to Mile High.
ReplyDelete14-2 on yet another dong! Still second inning.
ReplyDeleteThis guy Claggett's making his debut. His ERA must be.....quite un-low.
I see ex-Missoula Osprey Lyle Overbay had a game-winning home run.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I knew all along last night we were going to win. [ducks]
I will make a *bold* prediction that Wang goes on the DL tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAn ERA of 34!
Why is Wang pitching so bad? It's not October.
ReplyDeleteA 14-run second inning?????
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CLE: 0(14)1
MFY: 200
I predict a Schadenfreude post soon....
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the game tonight, folks. We will be out and about.
Just saw this, hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
ReplyDelete20-2. I require more.
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone left in the stands?
How long until they start yelling for Swisher to come in to pitch again?
ReplyDeleteHow long until they start yelling for Swisher to replace Wang in the rotation?
ReplyDeleteI Need MoreSpiders on pace for 36 runs.
ReplyDeleteSwisher couldn't pitch as bad as Wang if he tried.
ReplyDeleteManny with two bombs against the Rockies! He has a HR against ever club in the MLB.
"How long until they start yelling for Swisher to replace Wang in the rotation?"
ReplyDeletehahaha
It's funny because it's true.
I like how the visitor's part of the scoreboard looks in the new stadium.
ReplyDeleteMan, I come see why there are 23 comments so long before the game and see it's because the MFY have almost as many runs against them. Cool.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I predict a sweep of the O's to climb over .500.
The Swisher cheers started in the second today--they said he had his glove over his face while it happened.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine just called--Yankee fan--said his parents went to this game. And they're already home! He said his dad was pissed about the $70 he spent in food on two people.
Tabloids, don't fail me now!
ReplyDelete2nd
ReplyDeleteChien-Ming Wang pitching:
Hafner (b) reached on an infield single.
Peralta (bsff) singled to left center, Hafner to second.
Choo (fbbb) homered to center, Hafner, Peralta and Choo scored.
Garko (f) fouled out to catcher.
Francisco (cbbf) doubled to deep left.
Cabrera (cfb) singled to center, Francisco scored.
Sizemore (tfc) doubled to right, Cabrera to third.
DeRosa (sffbb) doubled to deep right, Cabrera and Sizemore scored.
Martinez (bb - DeRosa to third on wild pitch - b) singled to right, DeRosa scored.
Claggett relieved Wang.
Hafner (ccbf) doubled to center, Martinez to third.
Peralta (c) doubled to center, Martinez and Hafner scored.
Choo (cbbb) walked.
Garko (b) singled to center, Peralta to third, Choo to second.
Francisco (bsfb) struck out swinging. SECOND OUT!!!Cabrera (fbbb) homered to right, Peralta, Choo, Garko and Cabrera scored.
Sizemore (ccbb) homered to right.
DeRosa (scb) struck out swinging.
14 Runs, 13 Hits, 0 LOB
Heh, once I saw the scoreboard on ESPN, I knew I could count on this thread for some chuckles. Schadenfreude indeed. Will be listening to Sox on XM on way to friend's pool. It's HOT in the bay area today.
ReplyDelete(Back to lurking)
Same oatmeal as last night. Leftovers, if you will.
ReplyDeleteLeftovers, if you will.
ReplyDeleteI prefer to think of them as "scrapies".
Youk Williams at cleanup is really fucking making my blood pressure drop.
ReplyDeleteWill lawyers stay out of here and let me listen to the game...
ReplyDeleteWill the game end by 10:00...
A, do you remember being at a game in - where? Chicago? - it was the midwest trip - looking at the scoreboard and the Yankees were losing 21-1 (IIRC)? Wasn't that also against the Spiders? That was the time Georgie started piping "inspirational" bad music during batting practice.
ReplyDelete21-4
ReplyDeletehahaha
"With the mega-boos for Wang, Kim comes out as a TOTAL Laura when it comes to booing your own!"
ReplyDeleteKim = smart and cool
What's the time now, EST? If it's 7 I might be able to gamethread a little bit.
ReplyDelete7 it is
ReplyDeleteOfer, where are you? Someplace that will make me envious, no doubt...
ReplyDeleteWill lawyers stay out of here and let me listen to the game...
ReplyDeleteSorry, we'll try to keep it down.
L: Billy Ocean!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen asked why he posted the messages -- "Winners Never Quit, Quitters Never Win" and "When the going gets tough, the tough get goin'" (and music by Billy Ocean?!?) -- Steinbrenner issued a statement: "I wanted to show the fans that we have the same courage and the same attitudes all New Yorkers have had in fighting back from that terrible episode on 9/11. New Yorkers never give up and the Yankees never give up."
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How slow is Molina? He hit a ball before that the pitcher got stuck between his legs, reached around behind him to grab, threw to second, and they still doubled up Molina at first.
ReplyDelete"Sorry, we'll try to keep it down."
ReplyDeleteOh ha ha. Not gamethreaders who happen to be lawyers. Just the lawyers who employ me.
A, that can't be it. The incident I'm thinking of happened in 1999.
ReplyDeleteWe were on our rustbelt baseball road trip, so it was between July 20 and early August. And it was more towards the beginning of the trip.
ReplyDeleteJere, I thought more about your G___ L___ question, would I boo him on opening day in 2004. The answer is: it would be a great test of my strength and principles, and I hope I would pass the test. No one is perfect, so I don't know if I would do the right thing, but most of us know how we'd like ourselves to act.
ReplyDeleteBeckett looking good.
ReplyDeleteOfer, where are you? Someplace that will make me envious, no doubt...I'm in Utila, a small island off the carribean coast of Honduras. Island life is really strange, I must say. And I'm starting a diving course tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWe have a good friend from Honduras. Looks beautiful there.
ReplyDeleteNice, quick inning.
ReplyDelete22-4 Spiders
Spiders load 'em up with 1 out.
ReplyDeleteOn the Yanks' person-ual scoreboard, they didn't have a 14 for that second inning, so they just used a white line next to a four.
ReplyDeleteHonduras is surprisingly very much US-influenced. I think I've seen more US fast food chains in one day in Honduras than in 10 months in the rest of Latin America. But I hear Costa Rica and Panama are quite the same in that regard.
ReplyDeleteOur friend is in Canada, so he can be married to his man (who is from Detroit).
ReplyDeleteAdam Eaton...if he's anything like how he was with the Phillies this should be an easy win.
ReplyDeleteNot good.
ReplyDeleteA K would be welcome
ReplyDeleteJuly 24, 1999How funny, I remembered the game backwards. It was Spiders 1 - Yankees 21.
ReplyDeleteI was confusing it with the one Allan posted from 2004.
Needed that K.
ReplyDeleteyooooooooooooook
ReplyDelete2 nice plays by Youk that inn.
ReplyDeleteJam escaped.
ReplyDeleteSo, are there any news on the Lowrie surgery front?
ReplyDeleteLowrie is on his way to Arizona for a 3rd opinion.
ReplyDeleteYook hit that to Felix, PA.
ReplyDeleteWk
ReplyDelete(double: youk)
And we've got Pedro, IA.
ReplyDeleteCastig: Here's JD Drew who has been ON FIRE for the last few days.
ReplyDeleteOf course he's been ON FIRE!!!, that's his name!
Leadoff double = nice.
ReplyDeleteWow. Such a good AB by Youk. With two strikes, he takes two pitches that were inside by an inch, then gets a third one on the black and hammers it into LF.
ReplyDeleteManny-bashing here on MASN.
ReplyDeletecanuck walk
ReplyDelete"Manny-bashing here on MASN."
ReplyDeleteThey are major offenders.
Kevin, we once had a Kevin around here who turned out to be a notorious troll. You're not Magnolia, are you?
ReplyDeleteGah, that looked good off the bat.
ReplyDeleteTek!
ReplyDelete"bill of the cap high" Pie
ReplyDeleteOMGTEK!!!!!!!!!!
A Varidouble!
ReplyDeleteWow. I think Varitek has hit more balls hard in two weeks than he did all of last season.
ReplyDeleteNope, I've been lurking here for a while but just started posting the other day.
ReplyDeleteI am half-kidding. Quarter-kidding. We went through a lot with this troll, it made me paranoid.
ReplyDeleteAt least we got the one.
ReplyDeleteI still find it incredible that the Phillies were willing to eat both Eaton's and Jenkins's contracts.
ReplyDelete15.25 million between the two.
This doesn't sound smart.
ReplyDeleteShatner's gonna get beamed up
ReplyDeleteGIFT for Roberts. Fuck you UMP
ReplyDeleteShatner's gonna get beamed up.
ReplyDeleteActually almost literally LOL'd .
cute hat
ReplyDelete"cute hat"
ReplyDeletesome of us have radio, y'know...
Bleh, walks.
ReplyDeleteThat works.
ReplyDeleteDidn't hurt us, tho.
ReplyDeleteSo is the strike zone as insane as the radio guys are saying?
I've missed seeing the most crazy calls.
ReplyDeleteHeidi was wearing a cute hat.
Oh, Heidi. Next time I won't ask.
ReplyDeletefuck yeah!
ReplyDeleteMore like that, FY.
ReplyDeleteFY seems to be returning to form.
ReplyDeleteShift that.
ReplyDeleteyay papi!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good sign.
ReplyDeleteThe strike zone is completely amorphous -- perhaps not so surprising given that Doug Eddings is behind the plate.
ReplyDeleteAubrey Huff took a 3-0 fastball a foot off the plate that was called a strike, then immediately took an identical pitch for a BB.
radio guys say the ump is santa claus for pitchers. they're not saying amorphous so much as a HUGE strike zone
ReplyDeleteYOUK!
ReplyDeleteYOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSWEAT-SOAKED DONG
ReplyDeleteSWEAT-POWERED!!!
ReplyDeleteYep, Eaton hasn't changed a bit since leaving the Phillies.
ReplyDeletesweaty dongs are the best kind
ReplyDelete/andy
What an incredibly shitty strike zone.
ReplyDelete"consistent zone"
ReplyDeleteyeah, consistently wrong and contrary to the rule book.
but we'll just have the batters adjust, rather than have the umps follow the rules.
All over the place.
ReplyDelete13th walk of the season for BBay.
ReplyDeletei'm loving jason bay
ReplyDeleteStolehn base.
ReplyDeleteDR!
ReplyDelete5-0
ReplyDeleteDr Single!
ReplyDeleteCan we get a 14-run inning?
ReplyDeleteRed Sox Being Spiders?
ReplyDeletestolehn :)
ReplyDeletestoulen?
Apparently not.
ReplyDeletewe'll have to settle for 4 this inning.
ReplyDeleteI love playing the Orioles at Fenway.
ReplyDeletestoulen?
ReplyDeleteBorrowed?
This strike zone pisses me off when Beckett's getting it too.
ReplyDeleteOTT
ReplyDeleteborrowed?
ReplyDeleteborrowed?
ReplyDeleteDo people steal stuff in Canada? It seems impolite.
that's my speedy boy!
ReplyDeleteGrounder to second. At least he was safe.
ReplyDeleteTime for havoc on the bases.
ReplyDeleteI thought that's where you were going. It's funny how when you live here, the stereotypes stop making any sense. Mostly.
ReplyDeletesafe is safe
ReplyDeleteThat pitch was practically over Pedroia's head.
ReplyDeletethose 14 runs were the most the yanekes have ever allowed in one inning. historic!
ReplyDeleteTime for Papi to break out?
ReplyDeletePourloined?
ReplyDeleteyeah papi! is this is 1st multi-hit game?
ReplyDeletePapi pleases me tonight.
ReplyDeleteI'll take that.
ReplyDeleteSigns of hope.
No, he had 2 on April 12.
ReplyDelete"Pourloined?"
ReplyDeletelotta vowels going on there
"No, he had 2 on April 12."
ReplyDeletethanks. good.
we are sweat-powered tonight!
ReplyDeletea triple away from the cycle
Nice. Youk still hitting around .500 on the season.
ReplyDeleteThis pitcher doesn't have the red Sox eaton out of his hand.
ReplyDeletethose 14 runs were the most the yanekes have ever allowed in one inning.i have a baguette in my shorts.
ReplyDeleteso much for kirk's pre-game plan to have eaton keep that pitch count per inning down. 93 thru 4.
ReplyDeleteWeak.
ReplyDeletebaguette > scone ?
ReplyDeleteJam.
ReplyDeleteK please?
a jammy jam
ReplyDeleteMeh.
ReplyDeleteWell, now we can maybe get the force at home.
i guess that is not a strike anymore.
ReplyDeleteI think the strike zone might be some sort of trapezoidal dealie where the lower corners are huge and the top corners are tiny, but I am not sure.
ReplyDeletewtf josh?
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeletethat was kind of a force -- forcing a run home with a walk
ReplyDeleteIt's an amoeba, it keeps shifting as it goes on.
ReplyDeletebah
ReplyDeleteMEGA FUCK
ReplyDeletesomething to cheer you up
ReplyDeleteHooray. Javier Lopez is warming up in the pen.
ReplyDeleteIt would be nice to have more than one outfielder with a decent arm.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck is Lopez up?
ReplyDeleteNice play there.
ReplyDeleteWang's next start? Friday against us!
ReplyDeleteStrike amoeba keeps shape-shifting.
ReplyDelete"Wang's next start? Friday against us!"
ReplyDeleteDon't expect him.
normal long man masterson starting on monday
ReplyDeletebut why bring in possibly your worst pitcher when you need to stem the bleeding?
This inning is dragging on too fucking long.
ReplyDeleteThat...works.
ReplyDeleteplease note we still have the lead
ReplyDelete"but why bring in possibly your worst pitcher when you need to stem the bleeding?"
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly.
Runs, please.
ReplyDeleteWTP
ReplyDeleteFinally.
that seems "struck well", but it was an easy chance for werd
ReplyDeleteLowell is so fucking slow.
ReplyDeletedoctor!
ReplyDelete"Lowell is so fucking slow."
ReplyDeleteThe sun is hot.
The Doctor is in.
ReplyDeleteStrike amoeba.
ReplyDeleteTek being oddly productive these past couple days.
ReplyDeleteEven a stopped clock...
ReplyDeleteBlehsbury.
ReplyDeleteand the red sox strand a pair
ReplyDeleteWasted opportunity.
ReplyDeletehe really should run faster.
ReplyDeletehe really should be perfect, or else we will boo him
ReplyDeleteStill loving Green's fielding.
ReplyDeleteNESN quickly goes to commercial.
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteradio ad extolling the many pleasures of being a soldier
ReplyDeleteOuch.
ReplyDeletePapi dong time?
ReplyDeleteFuck...no.
ReplyDeleteMe, 4:07 PM, Yankees up 2-0:
ReplyDelete"Be patient, Spiders, the runs shall come shortly."
Just sayin'.
Youkicycle, here we go
ReplyDelete