Red Sox - 010 001 000 - 2 6 0Lester had a nine-batter, 35-pitch nightmare second inning -- HR, single, HBP, K, K, single, double, single, K -- and his teammates' bats slept walked through the rest of the game.
Athletics - 050 010 11x - 8 12 0
Kevin Youkilis homered in the second, giving Boston a short-lived lead. He also doubled in the fourth. The Red Sox's other run came on a one-out walk to Rocco Baldelli and singles from Dustin Pedroia and David Ortiz.
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Jon Lester (9.00, 54 ERA+) / Dallas Braden (4.50, 96 ERA+)
We need bats.
GoodAfter six games, the Red Sox are hitting .242/.329/.424, 93 OPS+.
AVG OBP SLG OPS+
Kevin Youkilis .522 .577 .739 237
Jason Bay .294 .500 .824 234
Jason Varitek .278 .316 .722 157
Bad
AVG OBP SLG OPS+
Dustin Pedroia .167 .259 .375 61
Mike Lowell .174 .208 .391 50
David Ortiz .200 .346 .200 46
J.D. Drew .125 .176 .375 37
Jacoby Ellsbury .208 .269 .208 26
Jed Lowrie .056 .150 .056 -44
Braden pitched on Opening Day against the Angels and allowed three runs and nine hits over six innings. Ian Browne calls him "a soft-tossing lefty who relies heavily on command".
BP 2009 on Braden:
An obscure 24th-round pick in 2004 ... his fastball sits at a pedestrian 89-91 mph, but he's always doing something with it -- he'll cut it, sink it, add and subtract from it, and use it to try to set up his average slider and effective changeup.Lester lasted only five innings against Tampa Bay in his previous start, giving up eight hits and five runs.
Ye Olde Game Story of Sunday from Jere here.
ReplyDeleteIt begins: "After the war that broke out in southern California today, the Bostons may be known as the Fuse Boxes, as they currently dwell in the cellar."
It's a short one, but Jere is as entertaining as ever. I loved the subtlety of this: "Four Californians were sent to the corner, and the contest was completed without incident, though memories were made."
Beane...an obscure pick??? No!
ReplyDeleteJere, great stuff! I assume you'll be around to collect the appreciation.
ReplyDeleteReally glad you guys liked it! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteWow, I just read Mark Fidrych died today. He was found dead underneath his pickup truck in Massachusetts.
ReplyDeleteMark Fidrych, the colorful major league pitcher known as "The Bird," died today in an accident at his Northborough farm. Fidrych was 54.
ReplyDeletePhillies broadcatser Harry Kalas also died today (73).
Fidrych died. I can't believe it. Only 54.
ReplyDeleteLook at those inning pitched in each game -- at age 21! I recall reading about pitch counts of 130-150 every time out.
ReplyDeleteGee, I wonder why that was his only full season and his career went into the shitter after only two years?
One of the biggest examples of abusing a pitcher.
OMG. The Bird. He was so young!
ReplyDeleteWow. What a shock. I know several fans who will be heartbroken.
I will be at the game in Oakland tonight.
ReplyDeleteMost of you will be asleep by the time it's over. But I have to take my chances when I get 'em.
Lowrie to the DL.
ReplyDeleteFuck, fuck, fuck.
Wang's getting smacked around in the first.
ReplyDeleteIs it OK to feel good that his ERA is high (22.50 at the moment) when we're behind even the Chokers in the standings?
And am I supposed to feel good that the Yanks are getting scored on when it's the damn Rays that are doing the scoring?
Wang has dookied the duvet in every start in recent memory. The one on NESN in March, the Cubs exhibition game, and now his first two regular season starts. Fall from grACE.
ReplyDelete"Lowrie to the DL"
ReplyDeleteNick Green must be doing some serious voodoo. Good thing he's doing really well as a bonus for the rest of us.
Holy Christmas. Wang loads the bases without getting an out in the second. Walks Longoria on a long at-bat to bring a run in. They lift him for Albaladejo...Grand Slam to Pena. 9-0, still no outs in the second.
ReplyDeleteWang's ERA stands at 28.93.
And we still need a win tonight to be even with these jokers.
Zenslinger said...
ReplyDeleteAnd we still need a win tonight to be even with these jokers.
True but they played the orioles and the royals......
Giradi might not make May , I also see that Pena and Thomson changed coaching spots
Pena went to bench and Thomson went to third......
That is the one silver lining here, Casey.
ReplyDeleteAnother great write-up Jere, I love 'em!
ReplyDeleteLeft wrist sprain for Jed, same one that was hurt last year, sent back to Boston for tests. Gil Velazquez will take his spot.
ReplyDeleteRocco Baldelli, CF
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
David Ortiz, DH
Kevin Youkilis, 1B
J.D. Drew, RF
Jason Bay, LF
Mike Lowell, 3B
Jason Varitek, C
Nick Green, SS
Ryan Sweeney, RF
Orlando Cabrera, SS
Jason Giambi, 1B
Matt Holliday, LF
Nomar Garciaparra, 3B
Jack Cust, DH
Kurt Suzuki, C
Bobby Crosby, 2B
Rajai Davis, CF
MFY: 000 110
ReplyDeleteFKR: 451 011
NESN!
ReplyDeletevery strange seeing nomar wearing #1
ReplyDeleteHITS PLEASE
ReplyDeleteJust strange seeing Nomar back in the AL.
ReplyDeletetim, thanks. Too bad TB couldn't get a run in that one 0 inning...
ReplyDeleteNomar was in my dream last night.
ReplyDeleteWas he at your childhood home?
ReplyDeleteRocco flailing at Braden's looper.
ReplyDeleteNo, he was at the second most common place in my dreams--Fenway. And he got a big ovation, led by me, who was in the dugout with him.
ReplyDeleteI still hate these road uniforms.
ReplyDeleteOTT
ReplyDeletecrap
basically a GORF there.
ReplyDeleteJere, very cool.
ReplyDeleteDon't get Andy started on Braden's looper.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I call an "intimate" crowd. You can hear individual fans screaming shit at the players.
ReplyDeleteI'll remember this game as the one I was doing my taxes during.
ReplyDeleteThose intimate crowds are fun to be in. Maybe not as fun for the players, but it's great for fans.
ReplyDeleteSo we need a Sox win and a Smith refund.
ReplyDeleteThere was a guy screaming at Pedroia, "YOU CAN DO IT!!!!" Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHey, Don and Jerry: OCab cannot hit, he is not a good player.
ReplyDeleteI am all messed up tonight. Woke up at 3:15 this morning, drove my father to the bus to Logan by 4 AM, he traveled to Honolulu today for work, I stayed out and took some pictures at the beach of the sunrise, slept from 8 AM to Noon, and tonight this is just weird. 10 PM, watching a game where it's 7 PM, and talking to my dad who just arrived in Hawaii where it is 4 PM.
ReplyDeleteremy: not sure how holliday will hit away from coors?
ReplyDeleteLOOK AT THREE YEARS OF HIS ROAD STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seems like so long ago Nomar was with Boston. So much has happened since then!
ReplyDeleteNick Green is smoking pop rocks. awesome!
ReplyDeleteIsh you need to call someone in Australia or New Zealand, just to get really mixed up.
ReplyDeletethat's a dong there's a dong
ReplyDeleteSWEATY DONG!!
ReplyDeleteTruped... Anti-Truped... Truped... DONG! SWEAT-POWERED!
ReplyDeleteYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
ReplyDeleteYouk!
ReplyDeleteredsock said...
ReplyDeleteHey, Don and Jerry: OCab cannot hit, he is not a good player.
Really...are ther 3 ss in the american league better than him
shit, lugo is better.
ReplyDeleteI need my eyes checked. Did we just get two hits in a row?
ReplyDeleteL, there's a webcam that I look at from time to time from Hobart, Tasmania where right now I think it's 12:25 PM... I looked at it just now and it showed 7:15 AM which confused me even more!
ReplyDeleteBut I mean, it could be much worse. Could be in my father's shoes, actually traveling to Hawaii, where for him the sun rose today at 6 AM and sets at 1 AM!
My head just exploded. Oh look, a baseball game!
One thing that is very neat is there's a streaming webcam in Waikiki right where he is and at some point this week he'll walk over there and wave to the webcam.
ReplyDeleteLowell not so much.
ReplyDeleteWorse, and you'd be in Hawaii? Don't know if that's worse. :)
ReplyDeletei should say that if given a choice, i'd take lugo.
ReplyDeleteEvery time Turbo Tax makes me type my name in again I think "you know who I am! I'm AC dammit!"
ReplyDeleteI'm leaning that way, L. It's 80° there and sunny right now. 42° here and... Night.
ReplyDeleteTeleportation would come in handy.
Crap.
ReplyDeleteAll or Nothing gets all of it.
ReplyDeletebah
ReplyDeleteThis should be a good time to hop in the shower.
ReplyDelete1 a side
ReplyDeleteDRINK!
I just cussed Cust.
ReplyDeletere-faced baseball cards
ReplyDeletelet's go houdini
ReplyDeleteDP PLS
ReplyDeleteb2b ks! one more, houdini
ReplyDeleteHah!
ReplyDeleteBefore that K (that very timely K),
GDGD showed the count as 0 - 3.
WTF?
WTF is that.
ReplyDeleteoh wtf
ReplyDeletealmost got out of it. "Neither one had a chance at it"--except both of them.
ReplyDelete15-5 Tampa
Abreu and Giambi in weird red and green unis on consecutive nights.
ReplyDeleteFucknuts.
ReplyDeleteand houdini drowns in his trunk
ReplyDeletemy god bay. he's going after it like he's got it all the way.
ReplyDeleteNick Swisher just pitched to a batter in the Skankees - Rays game.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha!
oh great, bay's wrist?
ReplyDeleteI now declare this day... Weird Shit Day!
ReplyDeleteMAKE MADDON APOLOGIZE!
ReplyDeleteWTF is up with Lester?
ReplyDeleteugh
ReplyDeleteI'm going to stay up til 1 am and be exhausted for this? Come on.
I don't think they gave the starter's enough time in spring training.
ReplyDeleteSeems like we've been 1 pitch away from ending this inning a dozen times.
ReplyDeleteJust tuning in. Teaching tonight...forgot all about the ten o'clock start. How the hell are we already down four runs? I think I am going to go to sleep. These games are painful. Is April over yet?
ReplyDelete35 pitch inning
ReplyDeleteL pet peeve: Lester "strikes out the side" after he allowed 5 runs to score. I think strikes out the side should only be used for a OTT 3-K inning.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Laura. Strikes out the side seems to leave the impression that he pitched well. Hardly the case.
ReplyDeleteBay and Lowrie hurt their wrists? WTF?
I second L's motion.
ReplyDeleteIf you're HAVE to say he struck out the side you should be required to say "while fucking up the whole inning"
These road unis are dark.
ReplyDeleteTek at least made decent contact.
Bay dived for a ball that he wasn't even close to, hurt his wrist
ReplyDeleteCan someone give me a brief recap on how Oakland got five runs? GS? Dongs? Just lots of walks/hits?
ReplyDeleteThis team is making me hate them right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad people agree! I like SoSock's edit. I want to hear Don say that next time.
ReplyDeleteOur team or theirs, Benjamin?
ReplyDeleteHR
ReplyDeletesingle
HBP
K
K
single
double
single
K
Thanks, Allan. I appreciate the update.
ReplyDeleteCust dong (1-1)
ReplyDeleteSuzuki single
Crosby HBP
Davis K
Sweeny K
Cabrera bloop single to right (2-1)
Giambi double past a diving Bay (4-1)
Holliday single (5-1)
Allan's avatar is very appropriate for this season so far.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Benjamin, also. (Is it Benjamin or is Ben ok?)
ReplyDeleteThat was a weak inning
ReplyDeletefor the record, I totally agree.
ReplyDeleteBenjamin, but it's not like I've been consistent either.
ReplyDeleteHi, SoSock! Hadn't seen you yet this season. How are you doing?
ReplyDelete12.86 ERA for Lester right now
ReplyDeleteWang's is 28.93
Well, you were Phil in 08! Benjamin is a lot to type!
ReplyDeleteWell, Wang's ERA is higher, so that's some comfort...I guess.
ReplyDeleteAlmost as many K as ER. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteWow - Kalas passed away IN the booth just before the game.
ReplyDeleteTalk about a damper.
A 1-2-3 here would be uplifting.
ReplyDeleteEveryone go to sleep? Got very quiet in here. I give the Sox one more half-inning, and then I have to get to sleep.
ReplyDeleteHi Amy, just saw your post.
ReplyDeleteMy schedule has been hectic as hell and these game times have just not gelled for me at all.
I've been checking in most days about 10 minutes after the damn game ends - :(
Anyway, I'm hanging in here - good days/bad days you know. More good though. Thanks for asking.
2 days ago, when I mentioned Schlitz beer, I meant Schaefer.
ReplyDeleteL corrected me.
Glad to hear you are doing okay, SoSock. I hope you are making it to Boston for JOS 1.
ReplyDeleteSchaefer is the one beer to have....
ReplyDeleteCan you finish the line?
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS.
ReplyDelete(NICK SWISHER IS A DOUCHE BAG, FUCK HIM)
not a huge crowd here tonight, but will most of you be on hand for jos1? barring anything unusual I will be there.
ReplyDeleteMy Tickets are tacked up on my bulletin board in the office!
ReplyDeleteAmy, that's what i was quoting re Adenhart's death. I said it's an ad campaign that will not be making a comeback.
ReplyDeleteJust getting here...
ReplyDeleteDid I read the box score right? Nick Swisher pitched an inning?
I will be there, come hell or high water. But I hope that there is neither.
ReplyDeletethis team is haunted by the ghost of big papi
ReplyDeleteah... it so nice to see all the returning faces. Hello all. (I will miss rooting for FUNIX).
ReplyDeleteThat's weird, Allan. I had no idea why you were talking about Schaefer beer. But that jingle is forever embedded in my brain. It sure would not be very PC today. Even without Adenhart's death.
ReplyDeleteThere are still two tickets unaccounted for if anyone else wants in. Email me for details.
ReplyDeleteDear Papi
ReplyDeletePlease come back.
We miss you.
RSN
At least Youk isn't shitty.
ReplyDeleteMy gut feeling when we traded Manny, was that Papi would never be good again. Not because of protection, but because he loved Manny.
ReplyDeleteWow, all of a sudden the room is full! And I was about to go to sleep. Hi Nix, Patrick and Nick, and anyone else I have missed.
ReplyDeleteThat Schaefer jingle was huge. Constant.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember the one for Schlitz?
Papi's a professional. He's not going to be unable to hit because his buddy is on a different team.
ReplyDeleteOK - I stand corrected (maybe).
ReplyDeleteEarlier they said Kalas died in the booth, now I just heard he was rushed to a hospital and died shortly after.
Not that it changes anything.
So Papi is suffering from a broken heart? Large Father's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
ReplyDeleteManny's departure gimped Papi's wrist last year? His presence would've made Papi 29 again?
ReplyDeletePapi's a professional. He's not going to be unable to hit because his buddy is on a different team.I'd love for him to prove me wrong. Big Papi has only existed with Manny. There was magic.
ReplyDeleteDREW TAKE A PITCH
ReplyDeleteCan we just clone Yook? 9 times?
ReplyDeleteHe may be a professional, but he sure has not hit as well post-Manny. I was willing to chalk it up to his injury last season, but not now.
ReplyDeleteSchlitz...Milwaukee's Best? I didn't even drink beer when these beer commercials were on tv. But Schaefer was unforgettable. So catchy.
Doesn't the "More taste, less filling" slogan imply the same as the beer to have when you are having more than one?
Patrick, it's a nice idea, but it stretches the imagination just a tad.
ReplyDeleteHe has not hit as well post-Manny, of course we know that. But don't we also know that two events happening near each other does not imply causality?
ReplyDeleteI tend to exist in between the real and the fantastic.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're out of Schlitz... you're out of beer.
ReplyDeletedamn
ReplyDeleteEven-inning Lester is back.
go check his stats when manny was not around.
ReplyDeleteEvery hit comes at the wrong time, every bad pitch is hammered, balls fall in at odd places, WTF do they do to get out of this?
ReplyDeleteYes, two events do not necessarily mean causality, but it doesn't mean there isn't some connection either. There are so many factors---age, injury, bad luck---but Manny's absence could be one as well. Who really knows? Not even Papi.
ReplyDeletenice! ok. 1 more out and 5 more runs.
ReplyDeleteHEY!
ReplyDeleteSomething good happened!
magic? sounds like mystique and aura and ghosts in the ball park to me.
ReplyDeleteYes! Thanks for the Schlitz reminder. So what was Milwaukee's Best? My father used to drink some weird beer called Blatz, I guess one of the cheapest made.
ReplyDeleteOrlando Hudson hit for the cycle today in LA - and did it by the 6th inning.
ReplyDeletehow the fuck about that.
ReplyDeleteThe As run the bases like the Sox play the games.
ReplyDeleteNone of us know, so people make shit up to explain it. If Ortiz isn't hitting because Manny's not around, he's not much of a baseball player in the first place.
ReplyDeleteI like seeing Cabrera caught like that. Though I still like him for 2004.
ReplyDeleteMilwaukee's Best -
ReplyDeletequite possibly the worst beer I've ever tasted.
can we get some runs, MOTHERFUCKERS PLEASE?
ReplyDeleteMaking stuff up is part of the fun, no? It's sure not all science.
ReplyDeletelet's see if Bay can swing
ReplyDelete6th inning! Wow, that's crazy.
ReplyDeleteBlatz? It just sounds cheap, doesn't it?!
I'm not aware of any jingle for Milwaukee's Best.
It's not all science, but I'll reject magic every time.
ReplyDeleteOK, this really is my last half inning. And already one down. But I have to teach again tomorrow and need my sleep to get those brain cells working. COME ON, SOX, SCORE.
ReplyDeletethese guys are disheartening. even that swing by lowell.
ReplyDelete"head for the mountains. head for the busch." classic.
Nick Swisher - 22 pitches
ReplyDelete1 hit, 1 walk, and a FREAKING K!
I didn't catch who he struck out, but it should be hell in the clubhouse for whoever it was.
Shit, two away. I was hoping for a BIG inning so I could put off sleep a little longer.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been following the Sox much earlier on. Who is N. Green? Why is he Starting at SS? and where is Lowrie?
ReplyDeleteMatt
Why was Swisher pitching? Had they exhausted their bullpen?
ReplyDeleteLowrie on the DL with a sore (sprained?) wrist.
ReplyDeletewow. this week we've learned that several runs is insurmountable.
ReplyDeleteWTF?
Nick Green got a utility infield backup position out of spring training. He played for the MFYs last season. Lowrie's on the 15 dl with wrist issues.
ReplyDeleteN Green = Nick Green
ReplyDeletebackup infielder
(15 day dl)
ReplyDeleteg'night amy. sorry that inning was nuttin.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's the inning. 1-2-3 again. Time for bed. Good night all. I can't wait for an Eastern Time Zone game.
ReplyDeleteNix, I love the new avatar.
ReplyDeleteARE insurmountable. to be grammatically correct.
ReplyDeleteBack in the mid-80s in VT, I drank Reingold, which I believe at that time was $4.99 for 12 cans.
ReplyDeleteHey amy! Well see ya later!
ReplyDeleteJust checkin' in now folks. Saw the shitter inning and stuff, got it on the slingbox so won't be actively threading tonight. Time for a Easter Monday miracle! (that's gonna get real old real soon)
thanks, L. Credit goes to someone on SoSH.
ReplyDeleteG'night Amy. Staying up for west coast games is new for me. Not sure how far I'll go.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Info! Sorry about the un-informed-ness.
ReplyDeleteI thought you meant "(a lead of) several runs", which would necessitate the "is."
ReplyDeletegreen also hit like a beast in spring training
ReplyDelete"My beer is Reingold the dry beer... think of Reingold whenever you buy beer..."
ReplyDeleteLotta alcohol songs in those days!
Also Schlitz malt liquor is fucking terrible. My alcohol of choice in first year...the can with the big blue bull on the front, estimated alcohol around 6% - got harassed once for buying it - the guy at the store, upon hearing my request popped his head out from the back room to tell me "that's fuckin' gross man!"...then I received the 6 pack which had a nice thick black film of dust/grime on the top of the cans....ohh university
ReplyDeletewhen I was little--actually, I'll quiz Allan or whoever else on this one. What beer-related slogan did the bleachers and right field grandstand used to chant?
ReplyDeleteIt could work that way jere, yes.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking one thing and typed another. happens so often to me.
wow we suck.
MFiege, I feel like I should ask you a lot of questions.
ReplyDelete* * * *
fuck. this is ridiculous. i should go to sleep.
Ballintine Blast for Garciapopup.
ReplyDeletewow that's terrible. did you know his name spelled backwards is RAMON???
ReplyDelete(^^^sarc)
ReplyDeleteIronic... Nomar hit that dong near the same place in this stadium where he hit his first MLB home run.....against John Wasdin in 1996.
ReplyDeletedon't you hate when the NESN people joke around and then some shitty thing happens? It's like yesterday--after that frustrating game, the last thing we wanted to hear about from TC was who gets the "chocolate bunny" award.
ReplyDeleteish, they just showed that on the oakland feed, didnt they?
ReplyDeleteno idea
ReplyDeleteGarciaparra spelled backwards is thisgamesucks.
ReplyDeleteI'm still in Shock . . . I can't believe it. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteish, they just showed that on the oakland feed, didnt they?No idea. Castig told me through these here terrestrial radio waves.
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