Red Sox - 001 001 000 - 2 6 1An annoyingly slow, crappy loss.
Twins - 003 001 00x - 4 13 1
5-9-3-3-6, 102. Does that Dice line surprise you? However, he did lower his ERA to 8.82.
Jacoby Ellsbury singled twice (22!) and stole two bases and scored the third inning run. Jason Bay homered (#14) in the sixth. Mike Lowell singled twice. David Ortiz went 0-for-4 (K, F8, F8, PF3).
The Red Sox tied a modern record with six wild pitches, four by Matsuzaka (2 in the 1st and 2 in the 4th) and one each from Manny Delcarmen (6th) and Justin Masterson (7th). Also, all three Boston pitchers have nine-letter last names.
The Yankees beat the Rangers 9-2, so Boston and New York -- both 27-20 -- are tied for first place.
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Daisuke Matsuzaka (10.32, 47 ERA+) / Kevin Slowey (4.23, 101 ERA+)
Lineup:
Terry Francona:Ellsbury, CF
Pedroia, 2B
Drew, RF
Youkilis, 1B
Bay, LF
Ortiz, DH
Lowell, 3B
Kottaras, C
Green, SS
I can see our lineup being a little fluid for a little while. I can see us moving around a little bit here. Youk could hit third, we could hit [Dustin Pedroia] third -- there's a lot of things we could do. ...
In the next few days ... we may not have our full lineup. We are on turf, we have some quick turnarounds, we are going to see how guys come through these games and how they are swinging, how they feel.
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ReplyDeletetwins feed - "circle me, cocknuggets"
ReplyDeletetwins feed keep freezing every 2-3 seconds - SWITCH TO NESN, EI!!
ReplyDeletewe, meaning i, can do pbp if you need
ReplyDeleteWell just in case anyone wanted to know who would win in a race: Pedroia or a bouncing baseball, the answer is... PEDROIA!
ReplyDeletethat was fun--too bad Drew's ball yesterday didn't bounce that far back
ReplyDeletethe ball wasn't even in that race! Dustin steals third
ReplyDeletePedroia can also steal third! My oh my this Dustin Pedroia fella is impressive.
ReplyDeletei can see it - but it just enough to be fucking annoying
ReplyDeleteFY tearing it up!
where's Tek at?
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Allan is concerned Pedroia can run fast, stop mid-step, pause, run again and STILL beat the throw!
ReplyDeleteit's fluid now, Tek could very well be leading off and playing CF tomorrow
ReplyDeleteI want to see Penny catching, then. Nothing could get around that round belly 'o his.
ReplyDeletein a matchup of Matsuzaka vs. a man named Slowey ... I think we can expect this game to go long into the evening...
ReplyDeletePedroia can also steal third! My oh my this Dustin Pedroia fella is impressive.My friend says she doesn't like Pedroia because he curses too much.
ReplyDeleteAnd the interesting thing is ... he's the *only player* out there cursing.
Yeah but they could get stuck in there, Patrick.
ReplyDeleteday game tomorrow, then wake on fri (i think), so this way kot does not play 2 in a row.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny how the Twins retired numbers come with pictures of the guy: "no one will wear this number--or look like this--again!"
ReplyDeleteOf course. Pedroia's the only potty-mouth in the Major Leagues.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it looked like Drew just grunted or went "Gah!" when he swung and missed there. No swears there...
slowey: 55.1 IP, 4 BB
ReplyDeleteanti-dice
With the runner at third Kevin has begun to pitch slowey.
ReplyDeleteI mean, it looked like Drew just grunted or went "Gah!" when he swung and missed there. No swears there...Curse words make Baby Jesus cry.
ReplyDelete'living up to his name'
ReplyDeleteJoe is joining in on the name fun.
Too bad Ellsbury's last name wasn't Slowey. Jacoby Slowey steals third! Quickly!
ReplyDeletejays lost their 9th in a row
ReplyDeleteTOR: 100 601 000 02 - 10 12 0
BAL: 020 010 050 04 - 12 18 1
HAHAHAHAH!
Just turned on the radio and head, "and Youk steps out of the box, making SLOWEY wait..."
ReplyDeleteThat's just sad. Apparently orioles prove to be fatal for blue jays as well. Not just dirty water.
ReplyDeletecommercials play fine -- looks like lots o' fun in the marines!!! -- so let's fix the fucking game, m'kay?
ReplyDeleteHi, everyone. Tek has the night off?
ReplyDeleteThat's just sad. Apparently orioles prove to be fatal for blue jays as well. Not just dirty water.Jays' soft pink underbelley being exposed, methinks.
ReplyDeleteBlue Jays are supposed to be feisty birds.
ReplyDeletemauer needs to regress! Starting last night...
ReplyDeletejays losing is never sad
ReplyDeletespan points to the lord for his single...
I do not like a leadoff hit.
ReplyDeleteThank you God for putting my wood on that ball.
ReplyDeleteGod can see through the roof?? Jesus, he's good.
ReplyDeleteassuming the lord can see down thru the dome roof to see span pointing at him
ReplyDeleteDP, please.
ReplyDeleteYeah but it's an inflatable roof. Or something.
ReplyDelete8 strikes in a row for dice!
ReplyDeleteK = 9
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!
10
ReplyDeleteIf Dice-K and Slowey could somehow merge, they would become the player I wish Dice-K actually was.
ReplyDelete11
ReplyDeletei can't believe what i just saw
the dream is dead
ReplyDeleteMan with one radar gun know how fast it goes.
ReplyDeleteMan with two is never sure.
wtf
ReplyDeleteDice tries to send that ball to hell.
ReplyDeleteTurf is too tough.
the dream is really dead
ReplyDeletethat almost bounced in the grass in front of the dirt in front of the plate!!!
ReplyDeleteThere are more comments on this thread than there are degrees F outside.
ReplyDeleteif ish keeps talking
ReplyDeletelike that i will talk only
in haiku. dong. dong.
Castig gives both radar speeds. 91 on the scoreboard and 92 on the TV monitor.
ReplyDeleteI find watching DiceK quite frustrating.
ReplyDeletethe challenge is to keep the number of comments ahead of dice's pitch count.
ReplyDeletethere is no grass here
ReplyDeletethis here is the Metrodome
there is only turf
Dream is over. Nightmare beginneth.
ReplyDeleteNIGHTMARE ENDETH.
ReplyDeleteyanks up three-nothing
ReplyDeleteteix with a 2-run homer
yanks will choke in end
Dice-K hates striking guys out on 0-2 counts. He has a fetish for 3-2 Ks.
ReplyDeleteWise man. Counting his syllables.
ReplyDeletethirty minute first
ReplyDeletemultiply that by nine and
that's a lot of wine
Castig renewing his obsession with pulling strings.
ReplyDelete0 and 2 so the string is out.
Swing and a miss. Slowey pulls the string.
saw a Bay T-shirt
ReplyDeleteon boy in Newport today
might get one myself
Saw a Bay t-shirt
ReplyDeleteon a department store shelf
I might get one too.
twins show tiz BP -- big blast to press area in deep RCF -- nails a bucket of popcorn on the ledge , sends it flying everywhere!!!
ReplyDeleteDavid Ortiz dazed.
ReplyDeleteDavid "Papi" Ortiz glazed.
David Ortiz Ks.
i half expected lowell to ground out on that one 7-3.
ReplyDeleteI am way too tired
ReplyDeleteTo write a decent haiku
So settle for this
Tek taught Kottaras
ReplyDeletehow to end inning quickly
and get gear back on
infamous sosh haiku:
ReplyDeletejeter anus face
jeter jeter anus face
jeter anus face
Mike lines one to left
ReplyDeleteThought he'd be out 7-3.
That is Mike Slowey.
Amy considers
ReplyDelete'tired' as two syllables
some might argue this
twins "heidi" is a very cute woman named marney.
ReplyDeletemaybe this station aint so bad.
i got it i got
ReplyDeleteit i got it i got it
i got it ka-thunk
I will not get in
ReplyDeletea haiku contest with Jere
I will fail badly.
saw a Bay T-shirt
ReplyDeleteon boy in Newport today
might get one myself.
a boy?
Are we counting "1's" now? I see allan called it today. Not fair when you start the blog yourself.
ReplyDeleteI said I was tired
ReplyDeleteSo give me a f-ing break.
I will try again.
where is 9casey?
ReplyDeleteI think he always talks in
haiku anyway
i didn't think we were counting anything.
ReplyDeletefrom 3:08 to 7:57, no one commented, so i stepped in.
I googled "Marney twins" and the third hit was a hotness contest. Marney vs. Justin Morneau. Guy talks about having to squeeze between someone in a bleacher and Marney and his knee accidentally brushed along her back.
ReplyDeleteThis is compelling reading.
What would DiceK say
ReplyDeleteIf he read these haikus?
Where is the season?
Yes he was a boy
ReplyDeletewith the rest of his classmates.
In line, like ducklings.
Dice-K would read these,
ReplyDeletelook up at you and say
"This haiku. Ok."
i'd have commented
ReplyDeletebut i was down in Newport
counting Bay shirt boys
Green's bat is reddish.
ReplyDeleteThe color didn't matter
as he flied to right
22
ReplyDelete35 to go
Jere says counting Bay
ReplyDeleteboys when he was in Newport.
Much more like staring.
Twenty-effin'-two!
ReplyDeleteWatch out Joe DiMaggio,
Thirty-five to go!
LBJ has hit
ReplyDeleteIn twenty-two straight ball games
Allan says, So what?
I want to a
ReplyDeleteburger, a burger burger
I'm hungry for a burger
ish, are you saying
ReplyDeletejere was out trying to lure
boys with bars of soap?
L is out tonight
ReplyDeletei'm sure she would say "i wish
he was STILL 22"
Fuck Yeah, what a guy.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't they all hit like this?
I love Pedroia.
Slapped to left-center
ReplyDeletePedroia also with streak
Forty-seven left
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDid a google image search for Marney Gellner and one of the results was This.
ReplyDeleteDustin, Jacoby
ReplyDeleteCastig says they have some steaks
I am so hungry
Why would she wish that HE
ReplyDeleteWas still twenty-two and not
That she was herself?
Ahhhh, Ish! That was way to high resolution.
ReplyDeleteAllan I think Jere
ReplyDeletewas trying to take his Bay shirt
so as not to pay.
Bases are loaded.
ReplyDeletePlease score several runs now.
It would make me smile.
The four-pitch BB
ReplyDeletePitcher should go to dungeon
Cheney with the whip
it is not easy
ReplyDeleteto keep score and count out the
lines of new haikus
Now we have bases loaded
ReplyDeleteWith the Youk to the plate
Please, oh, please, a hit
Thats all I gots
Before Jere says
ReplyDeleteI missed a syllable there
I already know.
Sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat
ReplyDeletePlease Youk hit a sweaty dong
Send them all home wet.
The Bay boy was clean
ReplyDeleteUnlike Yankee kids in class
Those kids were filthy
Sultan of sweat flies
ReplyDeleteto Span out in center field.
Sweaty scrotum fly.
I can not handle
ReplyDeletewhen castiglione says
sox leave them loaded
Red Sox lead 1-zip
ReplyDeleteBay will hit HR for boy
Catch ball in hat too?
Head is spinning fast
ReplyDeleteHave to stop writing haiku
Before I throw up
yay, oh, yay. Yay
ReplyDeleteOur man Youkilis
Drove in run No. 1
i bitch re NESN
ReplyDeletebut everyone else sucks more
"circle me bert"? fuck you
This is ridiculous.
ReplyDelete5-7-6
ReplyDeleteshit
I gotta turn on the twins feed. you make funny bout it. Don't you have EI?
ReplyDeleteRogers giving me Twins on what is EI.
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS TEK?
ReplyDeleteinfield hit. fuck it.
ReplyDeletewe'll just throw to centerfield
let 'em score some runs
I thought I missed a
ReplyDeleteplay that went third to left to
short. But you meant lines.
day game after night ...
ReplyDeletebah -- i explained all of this
in 8:20 post
swinging on 3-0
ReplyDeletesacrifice fly to left scores
the lead off batter
Khara Khara Shit
ReplyDeleteShit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Khara Khara Shit
You must waste a pitch!
ReplyDeleteMake them chase on 0 and 2!
Terrible job, Dice.
My EI has both home and away feeds. Check yours again.
ReplyDeletehow tall is morneau?
ReplyDeletemarney is much shorter, pe-
tite increases a-
(ppeal)
I don't like hockey.
ReplyDeleteBut a rink on Fenway's field
would be pretty cool.
double happy twins
ReplyDeletescore again and go ahead
up now 2 to 1
Maybe next time Terry won't give the backup catcher unneeded games.
ReplyDeleteandy: not mine. boo.
ReplyDeleteThis game is more about tek then the greek
ReplyDeletehit the cutoff man.
ReplyDeleteif there's no play at the plate,
hit the cutoff man.
I am hating this.
ReplyDeleteCan we please stop the damn Twinkies?
I am feeling pissed off.
the bright side for sox?
ReplyDeletea long wait for slowey
flo, doctor, kot
Ah, the left-handed
ReplyDeletekitchen ad. Those people were
sold the Brooklyn Bridge.
NESN missed a pitch.
ReplyDeleteI hate that more than all things.
Show the freakin' game!
comedy all-stars
ReplyDeletecomedy all-crap and still
ortiz is hitless
Haiku night isn't working out so well.....
ReplyDeleteOh day game after night game now I see why Tek is sitting today.
ReplyDeleteI thought EI was the same everywhere. That sucks. Fuq Canada
ReplyDeleteI will stop haiku
ReplyDeleteIt seems 9C is correct
Not bringing us luck.
Allan brought it up
ReplyDeleteIn the 8:20 comment.
Everyone got it?
maybe it's the *quality* of the haikus that is the issue!!
ReplyDeleteRunner was going.
ReplyDeleteDustin's not afraid to flip.
We still turn the deuce.
Best DP I've seen since I was on tube8.com
ReplyDeletei fear that may be a different kind of DP.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think Amy
ReplyDeleteturned a 5-8-6 before.
Lost steam on fastball.
Kottaras needs work.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate Varitek.
All you naysayers.
Oh I know that one.
ReplyDeleteI saw the world premiere of
Thrustin' Porneau there.
TNT for Morneau
ReplyDeleteHe can't be all bad.
5-8-6? Second to center to SS?
ReplyDeleteOr too many syllables?
5 = 3B
ReplyDeleteI've been splitting my attention between the game and some other stuff tonight, but DAMN, 4 wild pitches in the game already?!
ReplyDeleteYeah, how did I do that? Tired, as I said. Too much time reading boring cases today.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened
ReplyDeleteTo Joe Grav? And what about
that other dude Tim?
How may games out
ReplyDeleteare the Toronto Blue Jays?
Like a thousand now?
Tim still pops in, but he has been busy with school.
ReplyDeleteI have not seen Joe Grav much, though I think he was around for a game a while back. And his friend Grant.
we need runs, mr. mvp
ReplyDeleteThis game feels ENDLESS.
ReplyDeleteit also feels to me like we are down 8-1.
ReplyDeleteyet on fire could tie it.
I step away for
ReplyDeletea few minutes for some food.
Still using haikus.
Yeah, why is that? Why do I feel like we are not just two runs down? Probably all those wild pitches and long counts by DiceK. Just not dazzling.
ReplyDeleteSome of us have stopped, Ish. Too hard for me to count, watch, type, and think all at once.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I've reached my haiku quota for the year.
ReplyDeleteplus closing in on 2 hours in bot of the 5th!
ReplyDeleteAnd all these damn hits. How many runners have there been in this game for the Twins? It feels like 100.
ReplyDeletemdc up
ReplyDelete11 runners.
ReplyDeletethey have had 11, we have had 6
ReplyDeleteBay! Finally we score a run!!
ReplyDeleteDoung homre Thunder Bay!
ReplyDeleteHOMRE!
ReplyDeleteHOMRE!
ReplyDeletebut no one on, streak ends.
Papi trying to do a B2B.
ReplyDeleteL home, says HI
ReplyDeleteWhat is DiceK's pitch count? Is he coming back?
ReplyDeleteHi, Laura. I hope her night was more satisfying than this game.
ReplyDeleteAlmost, Papi. Don't look so sad.
ReplyDelete102 - saw dugout, he's done.
ReplyDeleteGood, I will be happy to watch someone else pitch.
ReplyDeleteMy cat is chasing the cursor on the screen.
ReplyDeleteBoy, this game seems to have put everyone to sleep.
ReplyDeletedonkey up
ReplyDeleteOrsillo keeps sounding excited by Twins hits. WTF?
ReplyDeleteYnkees lead 8-zip
ReplyDeleteMDC seems to be toast
I don't do haiku
Greetings all.
WTF is up?
I was SO ready for that pitching change.
This game is painful. SoSock, I think everyone either left or just is too disgusted to comment.
ReplyDeleteOK, maybe I shouldn't have been so ready.
ReplyDeleteHBP?
With bases loaded and ahead in the count?
AARRGGGHHHH!
Game boring.
ReplyDeleteI had to leave the TV. doing my radio show. watching with meh-thusiasm on GDGD.
ReplyDeleteIn theory, a score that could easily be traversed, but it doesn't feel that way.
I have stopped doing
ReplyDeletehaiku. If this is one, it's
a coincidence.
I agree, Andy. But more annoying than boring.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Twins, people.
ReplyDeleteTwo runs is nothing. We can
come back in this one.
Bronson Arroyo threw a complete game 3 hitter tonight on just 92 pitches.
ReplyDeleteNick Green
ReplyDeleteYou're 0 - 3, you're leading off, and we're down by 2. - TAKE A F*ING PITCH!
I liked Bronson. Too bad he wasn't our pitcher tonight.
ReplyDeleteTexas fin'ly scores.
ReplyDeleteToo bad they are down by six,
those motherfuckers.
what is this wild pitch shit?
ReplyDeletefuck you tolbert!
ReplyDeletewall of canadda!!