Rangers - 000 000 001 - 1 2 1Lester retired the first 19 Rangers with as strong a repertoire of pitches as Red Sox fans have seen in several years.
Red Sox - 010 034 00x - 8 9 0
Fastball, cutter, curveball -- he was absolute command of all of them. His fastball was hitting 98 in the early innings and coupled with a 81 mph cutter -- "evil, depraved filth", as Lord Lynch said during the game thread -- the Texas batters had no clue what was going on. In 6.1 perfect innings, Lester threw only 64 pitches, yet racked up 10 strikeouts!
In the fifth inning, it seemed like there was only one way this game could possibly turn out. I had the overpowering feeling of knowing the ending and the sense that I was rewatching the game, reveling in the majesty of Lester's performance. I can't recall another instance of that feeling of inevitability.
Michael Young broke the tension with a first-pitch double to left-center in the seventh. After acknowledging a loud standing ovation, Lester walked Andruw Jones, but got the next two outs. He breezed through a 1-2-3 eighth. Elvis Andrus walked to start the ninth, moved to second on a grounder, took third on Young's single to left and scored on Jones's fly out to center.
Three pitches later, the game was over. 9-2-1-2-11, 107. Masterful.
Also: David Ortiz walked, singled and homered (off the right field pole) in four plate appearances. Mike Lowell also hit a dong. Dustin Pedroia had two singles and two RBI, Jason Variek and Rocco Baldelli both singled and walked, and Jason Bay whacked a two-run single to cap a 10-pitch at-bat and send Holland to the showers in the fifth.
Boston is in sole possession of first place, 0.5 GA of the Yankees.
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Derek Holland (6.33, 72 ERA+) / Jon Lester (5.65, 85 ERA+)
Holland is a 22-year-old lefty who has pitched in only 11 major league games, including nine in relief. After his two starts on May 22 and 27, he was back in the pen for two appearances.
BP 2009:
Even the Rangers don't have a good explanation for what happened to Derek Holland last year, and frankly, they don't care, they're just enjoying it. One of the last of the draft-and-follows, Holland had signed with an average fastball, but he kicked off the year at Low-A Clinton touching 95 on the speed gun (2.40 ERA), and by the end of the season, it was there consistently while reaching as high as 99 mph [0.69 ERA and 29 strikeouts in 26 AA innings], and he fills the strike zone with it. It's an absolute monster of a pitch, and he'll be a future stud if he can figure out a more breaking ball than his current slurvy offering. That will be his primary focus in 2009, and will determine his future as either a power starter or power reliever, but he'll be awfully valuable either way.After his dreadful performance last night, Julio Lugo will get a seat on the bench and Nick Green will start.
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Terry Francona and Theo Epstein both tried to stamp down the story of David Ortiz possibly having vision trouble.
Tito:
I had a feeling this one would get some legs. ... He had dry eyes on this last trip and he was blinking on a couple of at-bats. So he went to the trainers. Rather than give a guy a thing of eyedrops, we have really good ophthalmologists . He had some dry eyes, which I think we all do [at times].[While searching for the word "optometrist", Tito initially said "obstetrician" -- and once everything was clarified, he said: "If he ends up pregnant on Tuesday, we have an issue!"]
Theo:
We used probably the most experienced baseball ophthalmologist. ... He has lots of fancy charts and graphs. Even if a player is 20-20, they'll still push for a correction because an average big leaguer is significantly better than 20-20. David tested really well back in Spring Training. But it makes sense, any time a guys eyes are bothering him, to get re-tested.***
At 1 PM: Rays/Yankees and Royals/Blue Jays. New York leads the East by 0.5 over Boston and 2.5 over Toronto.
"If David shows up pregnant on Tuesday, then we'll have a real issue!"
ReplyDeleteMorning sickness would explain a few things.
Amusing bit. :)
ProJo:
ReplyDeleteSome, not all, Red Sox players were walking around the clubhouse with new T-shirts on Friday.
It’s not unusual for a player to have motivational T’s made and hand them out to everyone on the club, but not every Red Sox player was wearing the new navy blue "Rescue Squad" shirt, with a mock Fenway Fire Department logo on the front and the slogan on the back
Rocco Baldelli, Mark Kotsay, Nick Green, George Kottaras and the members of the bullpen were sporting them because the only players allowed to have them are the bench players and relievers.
"Ellsbury wants one bad," joked Baldelli.
Shirts were sent to the players in Pawtucket who have been recalled this season, including Jeff Bailey, Gil Velaquez, Chris Carter, Jonathan Van Every and Michael Bowden.
***
Ortiz In Order
ReplyDelete3rd: 183 PA - .195 .301 .299
6th: 38 PA - .162 .184 .243
Good lord.
Fan Footage from the 3B Seats of Ellsbury Stealing Home
ReplyDeleteFKR: 000 02
ReplyDeleteMFY: 010 1
KCR: 000 05
TOR: 002 0
Yanks down 5-3 now.
ReplyDeleteFKR: 000 023 0
ReplyDeleteMFY: 010 110
KCR: 000 050 01
TOR: 002 000 0
FKR: 000 023 00
ReplyDeleteMFY: 010 110 02
Yanks tie it at 5-5, but Fruitbat allows a triple and a single to start the Rays 9th. 6-5 Tampa, 1 out.
KCR: 000 050 010 - 6 9 1
TOR: 002 000 000 - 2 4 0
2 outs, then a BBI to Evan L. UPTON single -- 7-5!
ReplyDeleteFB spittin' the bit!
Wow -- Fruitbat yanked, Coke in.
ReplyDeletecome on, crawford, you sexy son of a bitch.
ReplyDeleteSINGLE TO LEFT!
ReplyDeletePR Sonnanstine scores -- 8-5!
E-ROD misplay! No throw.
ReplyDelete9-5!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee......
Boos at the New Loo!
ReplyDeletecome on, pena, you sexy son of a bitch.
ReplyDeleteTB tries a double steal, caught at third. Inning over.
ReplyDeleteTop of the order in the bottom of the 9th for the Chokers, down by 4!
Wheeler in to face CI, Noodle, Dee Snyder, and Slappy.
ReplyDeleteWhat can Cap'n Clutch do today?
ReplyDeleteHmm, his trademark bloop single that goes 10 feet beyond the second baseman. Not bad.
ReplyDelete"Fruitbat yanked, Coke in."
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaaah!
Shit. Damon jacks it overt Upton's head for a double. Jetes stops at 3B.
ReplyDeletecome on, wheeler, you rag arm piece of shit.
ReplyDeletecock nuggets.
ReplyDeleteteix double to rcf, 2 runs in, 9-7.
come on, maddon, do something smart.
9-7
ReplyDeleteIf the Yanks win this game, I'm going to be pissed.
Mound visit.
ReplyDeleteBitch Tits = tying run.
I'm pissed NOW.
ReplyDeleteAnd, um, RS, are you rooting for our main division rivals?
ReplyDeleteThe 4th place team can win today, that's fine with me.
ReplyDeleteWould love a LIDP here.
ReplyDeleteAlice: 5-3, does not adv the runner.
ReplyDeleteUmp calling very low pitches strikes - Dumbo ain't happy.
ReplyDeleteshithead upton finally decides to play deep enough to catch dumbo's routine fly ball. 2 down.
ReplyDeletei think sterling may have called it a dong, though.
ReplyDeleteRandy F'n Choate in to face Cano.
ReplyDeletefull count now
ReplyDeleteLine drive to CF, Upton races back, reaches way up and snares it
ReplyDeleteRAYS WIN!
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAYS WIN!
FKR: 000 023 004 - 9 9 4
ReplyDeleteMFY: 010 110 022 - 7 7 2
Red Sox tied for first again.
Fruitbat the loser, charged with all 4 runs in the 9th. ERA now 3.47.
ReplyDeleteSorry to leave you alone on the thread. I went down to the Bar to see if I could catch the end of the game...but, as I always forget, it's Saturday and everything's blacked out but the freakin' Game of the Week.
ReplyDeleteDon't be silly.
ReplyDelete***
Kinsler, 2B
Young, 3B
Jones, DH
Cruz, RF
Byrd, CF
Boggs, LF
Davis, 1B
Saltalamacchia, C
Andrus, SS
Pedroia, 2B
Ellsbury, CF
Youkilis, 1B
Bay, LF
Lowell, 3B
Ortiz, DH
Varitek, C
Baldelli, RF
Green, SS
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SoSHer SoxScout: "Lugo just told reporters its not fair he is being boo'd"
Hoo-boy. I need to see an actual quote.
"Lugo just told reporters its not fair he is being boo'd"
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that's gonna help.
I wish there was some way to tell when the commercials were finished on the radio. Ads in my headphones are so annoying.
ReplyDeleteIt's New Hampshire night. Yay New Hampshire, you became more equal this week!
ReplyDeleteNESN had a brief intreview with LBJ! ... Too bad you missed it, L!
ReplyDeleteTime the first one -- what are they now: 1:30, 1:45, 2:00?
ReplyDeleteYes, it is too bad!
ReplyDeleteHow can I time the ads? I don't have a stop watch. Plus I'm working, I can't be that precise.
I just keep lowering and raising the volume.
Also, if I miss a pitch or two, it's ok.
Maybe our friend will come by and ask who that guy named Francona is.
ReplyDelete2 fastballs at 98, then a 81 hook = buh bye andruw
ReplyDeleteNo, he'll ask: "What happened to Butch Hobson, he isn't the manager anymore?"
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's watched a baseball game in his life, y'all.
ReplyDelete"That's a nice park the Sox play in. They haven't been there that long, though, right?"
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, when did Lester start throwing 98?
ReplyDeleteI like this development.
Good morning all!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
ReplyDelete"One more question for y'all. I hear the announcers talk about an or tease guy. Has he ever done anything good for the Red Sox?"
ReplyDeleteHi Lord. Are you in for the duration tonight?
ReplyDeleteOK, I think we've taken this joke about as far as it can go. :)
ReplyDeleteProbably not. I have to take the wife to a proper English castle tomorrow.
ReplyDeletelooks like sid has got his shit together tonight.
ReplyDeleteVery nice Mr Lester
ReplyDelete15 pitches thru 2
ReplyDeleteme likey
Which castle will you be visiting?
ReplyDeleteNicely done.
ReplyDeleteLester justifying my faith in him in my fantasy team.
OTT
ReplyDeleteExtremely efficient pitching thus far.
Leeds Castle. I couldn't give a stuff to be honest, but the wife wants to go to a craft show there.
ReplyDeleteTom Hicks!!! The man bankrupting Liverpool Football Club!
ReplyDeleteGood man!
98 FB and 80 curve! Fuckin A
ReplyDeleteRX!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDr Dong or Half Dong???
ReplyDeleteI think if you've seen one castle you've seen them all.
ReplyDeletenot bridge ...
ReplyDeleteLOWELL GOES LEDGE!
goes ledge, cute
ReplyDeleteremember that if he hits one off lidge
Penny back from the clubhouse, having seen replay, is yelling at Lowell to just start trotting again - before the ump comes it. "It's gone!" Waiving his hat!
ReplyDeleteDong it is!
ReplyDeleteWell done the glacier!
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! Replay goes in our favor!
ReplyDeleteHRx!
Glacier, that's an excellent name for Slowell.
ReplyDeleteAltho these days glaciers are moving faster than they used to.
Report on Smoltz:
ReplyDelete"5 innings, 1 run, 1 hit, 2 BB, 3 K's for Smoltz so far in Pawtucket. 68 pitches (46 strikes), not sure if they'll send him out to start the 6th, I believe they were talking about getting him up to 85 pitches."
***
Tizzle is smouldering...
ReplyDeleteThis lower middle order is built for speed...
ReplyDeleteLike a volcano?
ReplyDeleteGeology night here at JoS
Can Baldy go tunnel off Holland?
ReplyDelete*rolling eyes*
ReplyDeleteHolland beat us at cricket yesterday. So I'm not laughing.
ReplyDeleteLster is toying with these guys. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteSalty fans on strike 4.
Utter filth.
ReplyDeletego lester go!
ReplyDeleteDamn, he is absolutely DEALING tonight.
ReplyDeleteThis is why Lester's sluggish pace is so annoying. When he's rolling, he's quick and fuckin' Pedro-esque. Anything well hit tonight seems like it'll be an accident.
ReplyDelete9 up, 9 down, 25 pitches!
ReplyDeleteOrtiz fouled that ball off his foot, no fewer than 7 sosh posts said "DL him!" :>)
ReplyDeleteI guess Lester doesn't get to pitch against the MFYs this week?
ReplyDeleteThursday?
ReplyDeleteJoS1 will NOT be in one of those suites, sadly.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking no mtg for me this Weds. It would be nice to watch the whole series vs NYY.
ReplyDeleteYou're threading at SOSH too? And scoring? Busy!
ReplyDeleteredsock - means missing someone out of the rotation, doesn't it. I know Torre did that at the end of his reign, but that's not what we do, is it...
ReplyDeletemidweek series against the Yankees don't work for me!
ReplyDeleteNot if you have to work for a living...
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, an off day on monday.
ReplyDeleteright now mlb has:
Burnett/Beckett
Wang/Wakefield
?
**
just checking sosh for any lester insights
disgusting filth
ReplyDeleteThis pace is great for me - I leave work at 10 and would like to hear the whole game.
ReplyDeleteAltho if he keeps this up, I'd have to miss my bus.
ReplyDeleteSmoltz for Paw: 6-1-1-2-3, 74
ReplyDeleteThe Plan: One more for Paw, then 6/16 against the Marlins.
wow!
ReplyDeleteI literally laughed out loud at that last pitch and swing. Man oh man!
ReplyDeleteEvil, depraved filth
ReplyDeleteKs THE SIDE!
ReplyDelete"Evil, depraved filth"
ReplyDeleteI just wrote this on my scorecard!
Holland doing quite well also; luckily we have all the runs we need already.
ReplyDeleteAt this pace, I might be here for the duration.
ReplyDeleteredsock said...
ReplyDeleteSmoltz for Paw: 6-1-1-2-3, 74
The Plan: One more for Paw, then 6/16 against the Marlins.
hmm, Wake is in line for that game...
Smouldering Papi is ready to blow. Hence they are walking him!
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be so bad to get a run or two more. Lessens the pressure as the innings go along.
ReplyDeleteAlright I have to head out for a bit, be back in 20ish.
ReplyDelete4 innings in 55 minutes
ReplyDeleteFeel the speed on the base paths... Glacier, Smoulderer and Cap'n Slow. A double play dream...
ReplyDeleteSoSH:
ReplyDelete"I'm watching the Mets/Nats game on TV, too. The Mets have hit into 4 double plays in 4 innings, the last one was a 9-3-6 double play. Yes, right fielder, to first, to short."
Just thought I'd let you know, I also have a football game on from Paraguay. Chile have just gone 2-0 up!
ReplyDeleteThat was one in the eye for Nelson.
ReplyDeleteWe were just talking about Chile. Or I was, anyway. Easier to thread there - one time zone.
ReplyDeletethat cutter ought to be illegal
ReplyDeleteK K K K K K K K
ReplyDeleteDick Van Dyke's Cockney Accent in Mary Poppins filth...
ReplyDeleteK K K K K K K K K
ReplyDelete15 up 15 down
it feels like i already know how this turns out and am simply rewatching the majesty.
ReplyDeleteis this the best he has ever looked?
Rick Astley's Cover of "When I Fall In Love" filth
ReplyDeleteLord startin' to get it goin', too.
ReplyDeleteHow the F do you K 9 guys in five innings on only 52 pitches?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteMore swings than Glen Miller, that's how...
ReplyDeleteA, you're way ahead of yourself with the re-watching. Even tho we're all thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteOnly saying how it feels.
ReplyDeletebalk?!
ReplyDeleteeck and don just shooting the shit, waiting for lester to come out again, i guess
ReplyDelete"how it feels"
ReplyDeleteI know. I only caught the last innings of that game. I'm glad to be hearing all of this.
There's the extra run!
FY with his own brand of dirt...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if any JOSers are there today.
ReplyDeleteA: please note.
ReplyDelete?
ReplyDeleteCastig said that LBJ said he doesn't have many walks because he is rarely thrown anything outside of the strike zone.
ReplyDeleteLBJ walked
ReplyDeleteAh! I covered that a bit a few days ago.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know
ReplyDeleteNevertheless, Green has a higher OBP than Ellsbury.
ReplyDeleteYay - outs!
ReplyDeleteYes, Green is a much better player and contributes much more to the team than Ellsbury.
ReplyDelete***
Let's see if I can roll my eyes any more than this...
Bay's been all at sea so far...
ReplyDeleteYes, Green is a much better player and contributes much more to the team than Ellsbury.
ReplyDeleteCould someone get WPA and Win Shares stats for these guys? I'm curious!
roll your eyes at that dreadful pun.
ReplyDelete"Bay's been all at sea so far..."
ReplyDeleteWas that pun intentional?
I guess it was! :)
ReplyDeleteNice, Lester's delivered an OTT and two more Ks.
ReplyDeletedouble steal?! cool
ReplyDeleteDouble steal! Nice.
ReplyDeletep c ... r
ReplyDeleteeck: did you scratch your head?
ReplyDeletedon: i did. i did a lot of scratching.
4-0 us!
ReplyDeleteVery smooth, Bay.
ReplyDeleteJBay!
ReplyDeleteAdjusted Batting Wins:
ReplyDeleteGreen: -0.1
Ellsbury: -0.4
I don't think that's the last we'll see of that pitcher. He looked pretty good for a kid.
ReplyDelete"p c ... r"
ReplyDelete??
Win Probability Added:
ReplyDeleteGreen: +0.60
Ellsbury: -0.68
"Adjusted Batting Wins:
ReplyDeleteGreen: -0.1
Ellsbury: -0.4"
I have no idea what this is.
Not Mr Anna Benson?
ReplyDeleteI'm lost now!
ReplyDeleteIn any case, does Green have enough playing time this season to make these numbers meaningful?
Also, aren't you digging a bit deep for your anti-Ellsbury campaign?
K K K K K K K K K K
ReplyDelete16
Look at That Strike Filth....
ReplyDeleteSit!
ReplyDelete10 Ks!
Battting with a pitching wedge!
ReplyDeleteMaybe.
ReplyDeleteHis glove is better!
that's 18!
ReplyDeleteElvus hasn't left the ball-park!
ReplyDeleteCoffee on, I think.
ReplyDeleteAnother OTT!
ReplyDelete61 pitches through 6.
Maybe on the way to work tomw you can explain those 2 stats to me. But meanwhile I don't know what
ReplyDeletep c ... r
means.
Yes, Lord, get the coffee going.
ReplyDeleteWPA is the difference in win expectancy between the start of the play and the end of the play. That difference is then credited/debited to the batter and the pitcher. Over the course of the season, each players’ WPA for individual plays is added up to get his season total WPA.
ReplyDeletethink kirk.
ReplyDeletePAPI DONG!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLARGE FUCKIN FATHER
ReplyDeletegot it, thanks
ReplyDeletenever would have figure it out!
PAPI!!!!
ReplyDeleteBoiled kettle HOT! Big Papi boiling like my water!
ReplyDelete"But meanwhile I don't know what
ReplyDeletep c ... r
means."
Pitch count ... rising.
tito drags tiz by the collar for the curtain call.
ReplyDeletedon: "they (fans) have been with him all the way."
(well, except for the one who have been booing.)
I'm watching Pens-Wings, but I heard during a game break there are interesting things happening in this game! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm allowed to mention Ortiz's home run, right?
Adjusted Batting Runs/Wins: Estimates a player's total contributions to his team's runs or wins.
ReplyDeletethanks, kevin. allan already said:
ReplyDelete"think kirk."
then i got it immediately :)
A, I'm working and listening to a game. Can't learn about stats right now. Tomorrow.
ReplyDelete"I'm allowed to mention Ortiz's home run, right?"
ReplyDeletethat's allowed, yes :)
Eyes getting heavy....
ReplyDeleteLord, take naps while the Sox are batting.
ReplyDeletedp pls?
ReplyDeleteWhoo-hoo! I hope Lester can stand the prosperity.
ReplyDelete"I'm allowed to mention Ortiz's home run, right?"
ReplyDeletethat's allowed, yes :)
Yayyy! Go Ortiz!
I read a story today that Lugo is complaining he isn't getting enough playing time. Hoo boy. What a putz. And I don't mean J.J.
Green and LBJ both fly out to CF on the first pitch. Spooky!
ReplyDeleteA, that's terrible! :)
ReplyDeleteyeah pepe, lugo doesn't think he deserves to be boo'd. mm-hm.
ReplyDelete8-0!!!
Ah well, we've in all likelihood won this game, so I'm off to bed...
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