Red Sox - 012 010 200 - 6 11 2Kevin Youkilis hit a two-run home run in the seventh inning and Jonathan Papelbon nailed down the win with a 1-2-3 ninth.
Orioles - 003 002 000 - 5 9 0
Smoltz could not hold a 3-0 lead (David Ortiz clocked a two-run dong in the third) and Baltimore tied it right away. Jacoby Ellsbury whacked a solo shot to start the fifth and he was on board when Yook went yard two innings later. LBJ was 3-for-5 with two singles, a homer, 2 runs scored, an RBI, a stolen base and a dong-robbing catch on Luke Scott to end the Orioles sixth.
Yook singled twice in addition to his homer. ... Josh Reddick (#68) made his major league debut when he pinch-hit for Rocco Baldelli to lead off the top of the ninth. He grounded out to shortstop on a 0-1 pitch and played RF for the bottom of the inning. ... The 5-6-7-8-9 spots in the Red Sox order went 2-for-16.
Smoltz (6-8-5-0-2, 87) was relieved by Ramon Ramirez (1B, F7, E1, 5U, 6-4), Hideki Okajima (K, BB, BB, PF3, L1) and Bot (K, F8, K).John Smoltz (7.04, 66 ERA+) / Jeremy Guthrie (5.21, 88 ERA+)
Boston is currently 2.5 GB New York. Yankees/White Sox at 8 PM.Check out the very last sentence in this ESPN story on Victor Martinez:
But a bigger deal, for Toronto ace Roy Halladay, fell apart when Boston refused to part with both Buchholz and reliever Daniel Bard.One other story from last week worth noting: Kevin Youkilis had three friends who committed suicide when he was young and his Hits for Kids foundation is raising money for Riverside Trauma Center and its efforts to prevent youth suicide.
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
ReplyDelete2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
4. David Ortiz, DH
5. Jason Bay, LF
6. Mike Lowell, 3B
7. Jason Varitek, C
8. Rocco Baldelli, RF
9. Nick Green, SS
1. Brian Roberts, 2B
2. Nolan Reimold, LF
3. Adam Jones, CF
4. Nick Markakis, RF
5. Aubrey Huff, 1B
6. Ty Wigginton, 3B
7. Luke Scott, DH
8. Matt Wieters, C
9. Cesar Izturis, SS
Let's put these asswipes in their place!
ReplyDeleteWe can be a half-game up by Sunday night. I know that's a lot to ask. But I will hope for the best possible outcome.
ReplyDeletePlus we're going from Baltimore to Tampa to the Toilet. A lot of ground can be made or lost on this trip.
ReplyDeleteBut a bigger deal, for Toronto ace Roy Halladay, fell apart when Boston refused to part with both Buchholz and reliever Daniel Bard.
ReplyDeleteCool.
Reminds me of the Santana non-deal. Sox didn't want to give up both HH and Lester. Good thing.
ReplyDeleteBut Mr. Buchholz has to keep up his end of the deal and make us happy to not have traded him. :)
ReplyDeleteRoster moves (likely for tonight only):
ReplyDeleteRHP Marcus McBeth and OF Josh Reddick will be available tonight.
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Bard & McBeth in the same pen!
The All Shakespeare team! I'm pretty sure we once did one of these - a Benjamin special.
ReplyDeleteAll I can come up with off the top of my head is Frank Viola, but I'm sure there are plenty of other minor characters.
Well, fuck me.
ReplyDeleteRogers is showing motherfucking DARTS -- and Gary Thorne In My Ear is on EI, along with Buck "Nasal Nose" Martinez.
Win.
ReplyDeleteLyndon says FUCK DUH OHs.
ReplyDeleteWhere oh where have all the streaming live baseball sites gone? Anybody have a clue?
ReplyDeleteBTW, I think the oddest deal today by far is Peavy getting dealt to the other Sox. Again.
ReplyDeleteFolding laundry - see you all later.
ReplyDeleteOfer I bet MLB got to them. They were there, then they weren't! Fail.
ReplyDeleteAllan, it's Don and DR on NESN so it's not a whole lot better.
ReplyDeleteOfer I bet MLB got to them. They were there, then they weren't! Fail.
ReplyDeleteYeah, figures. That's what happens when these things get too famous, I guess. Well, next week there's like 4 games on Fox and ESPN, maybe I'll buy MLBtv for a month right after that.
I am watching on mute now. L will bring down Castig/O'B later.
ReplyDeletePlus I fear OB's roid talk.
ReplyDeleteMute is the best option tonight.
Smoltz avoids 2-out trouble by getting outs 2 and 3 on the same play.
ReplyDeleteThey're talking roids right now. Got O'B and Castig on. I love Obie but his love of controversy really annoys me.
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Bay: Pls start hitting again.
ReplyDeletekthxbye
Castig: "The pitch is low ball one. I mean ball four."
ReplyDeleteMr. Bay: Will do!
ReplyDelete"As soon as I stop walking!"
ReplyDeleteRx!
ReplyDeleteNow we need some Tek-x!
Castig, on Tek: "He certainly is banged up..."
ReplyDeleteI feel like there should be a Heidi joke there. But those are reserved for Mr. Green these days.
Tek needs to show Tito he shouldn't bench him once Martinez gets here.
ReplyDeleteHot damn. Sacks packed and nobody out.
ReplyDeletewe need a hairless salami dong from rico.
ReplyDeleteLoaded. Go for the throat, Baldy.
ReplyDeleteCastig just told me J.D. Drew has a strained groin.
ReplyDeletespecial thanks to sosock for loudly yelling out "sweaty dong!" with yook up last tuesday! it got laughs!
ReplyDeleteTravis...Dinker? DFA'd from the minor league system.
ReplyDeleteI didn't hear that! I heard Joe, of course, talking some sweat.
ReplyDeleteI do hope to see some greek sausage from the Professor of Perspiration tonight.
so we'll never type "dinker dong"?
ReplyDeleteit's a sad day.
Hahaha that was a STUPID throw. My cat could throw more accurately than that.
ReplyDeletenow *that* was a shitty throw.
ReplyDelete1-0
No more masturbate and no dinker dongs.
ReplyDeleteSad day indeed.
Fuck ass stupid cock back who the fuck is this guy calling him out?? What the fucking fuck banana hammock?
ReplyDeleteBULL SHIT CALL
ReplyDeleteBULL SHIT, I TELLS YA!
I think I meant to say cock bag. It's all a blur now.
ReplyDeleteFuck ass stupid cock back who the fuck is this guy calling him out??
ReplyDeleteJeff Kellogg.
LBJ musta pissed in his corn flakes.
BTW, it's one thing to trade away Master, but couldn't they have thrown in Bates, too?
ReplyDeletewtf w/ that call. lbj obviously safe. fuck.
ReplyDeleteLOL greek sausage
ReplyDeletebut what is a dinker dong?
still folding, will be back in a bit for the answer.
That baseball pissed in Jacoby's corn flakes.
ReplyDelete"Bard & McBeth in the same pen!"
ReplyDeleteLOL immediately thought of you guys when I heard about that particular move :)
Not sure about the trades today but go Sox!
At this rate, Smoltz will pitch 6 shutout innings with 6 DPs.
ReplyDeleteyeah even the (vomit-inducingly bad) Orioles Announcers admitted Ells was safe on that play L-Girl. Horrible call!
ReplyDeleteGREEN LIGHT!! BIG BLACK FATHERLY DONG!
ReplyDeleteQUADRANGUFUCKIN'LAR!!!!!
ReplyDeletePAPI DONG!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRice and beans!
ReplyDelete"Bard & McBeth in the same pen!"
ReplyDeleteLOL immediately thought of you guys when I heard about that particular move :)
Excellent! :)
We're stuck with MASN tonight, but I'm keeping Red Sox radio on my computer. Can't listen to these guys. No way.
ReplyDeleteYeah Pspi!
ReplyDeletePapi's fucking pissed. I like it.
ReplyDeleteCastig: this time he really was out
ReplyDeleteTruped by Obie.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Doc was robbed.
ReplyDeletewe're tagging this doosh.
ReplyDeletelet's put him in street clothes by 8:30.
Rice and Beans, that's my new favourite dong call.
ReplyDeletenice play smoltz.
ReplyDeletethanks for the out, kirk.
Scrotum? In the third? Really?
ReplyDeleteWhy do we have to watch these three bozos standing and chattering instead of THE GAME???
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with showing a little scrotum early in a game.
ReplyDeletebut that's andy mcphail (/hushedtones)
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is this, Tuesday night?
ReplyDeletegreen is having a rough week.
ReplyDeleteasshole.
fucking green. i blame lugo.
ReplyDeletefuckety fuck
ReplyDeletegreen is in the twilight of his career, which peaked a few months ago.
ReplyDeleteFUCK DUH O'S
fuck 'em with a flag pole
Fuckwad Smoltz. Throwing a fucking meatball. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteterry arguing?!?!
ReplyDeletesmoltz didn't drill that fucker hard enough in the 1st.
ReplyDeleteWell, isn't that just fucking great...
ReplyDeleteWhile they're at it, could they look at the replay of Ellsbury's infield hit?
ReplyDeleteThat's a dong. Fuck this. I'm going to the gym.
ReplyDeleteDamnit Green and Smoltz pissing away the lead :(
ReplyDeleteIs there any chance it wasn't a dong? Where was the ball?
ReplyDeletesmoltz going with the 1-out rally tonight.
ReplyDeleteObie: "The umpires went into the little umpire room."
ReplyDeleteIs that unisex or something? I have to go to the Little Umpire's room.
Sky just turned red here as I walk out the door.
ReplyDeletelooked like it was over the wall on the wall/scoreboard thing on the replay they showed on this channel :(
ReplyDeletewtf could these three masn jackholes still be yapping about?
ReplyDeleteExactly how much slack is Smoltz going to get based on his past accomplishments? *sigh*
ReplyDeletewhen wake returns, maybe smoltz will be our long man.
ReplyDeleteSorry Smoltz but see that bowl of dicks over there?
ReplyDeleteBon apetit.
okay red sox, i'm not at this game. feel free to score a bushel of runs.
ReplyDeleteSorry Smoltz but see that bowl of dicks over there?
ReplyDeleteTruly LOL!
(Cue Louis CK's bit about sucking a bag of dicks)
"when wake returns, maybe smoltz will be our long man."
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly what I'm hoping.
Red Sox scored plenty of runs when we saw them this week. There was just the little problem of how many they gave up.
ReplyDeletethat was low, fuckface
ReplyDeleteSee what Guthrie did there, Smoltz? Why don't you try being more like him, eh?
ReplyDelete(That sentence should never be directed at anyone, but hell...)
NYY game has started in Chicago
ReplyDeleteL is scoreboard watching.
ReplyDeleteIt's on!
Green? See how Yook fields? Can't you be more like him?
ReplyDeleteMFY and FKR both with 2-run leads, at the moment.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, it's after the break, I'm watching.
ReplyDeletethose mf-ers just started, they have 2 runs?
ReplyDeleteGeez, that was fast. I heard the NYY game was scoreless 10 seconds ago.
ReplyDeleteNo, three runs.
ReplyDeletei am pretty sure it's runs time.
ReplyDeleteDREAMBOAT DONG!!!
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S MY BOY!!!!
ReplyDeleteshowing me his dong!
Let's pile on here.
ReplyDeleteI like stepping out of the room to attend to something, returning, seeing Pedroia's up, seeing no one's on base, and seeing there's still no out.
ReplyDeletefy totally dead on that cs.
ReplyDeleteok papi, shut them up again
ReplyDeletedumb to run.
ReplyDeletelet's go flo.
masn showing balt fans booing flo.
ReplyDeleteseems they have forgotten about tejada -- plus the roid user they have playing 2b EVERY NIGHT.
bay hacking, bah
ReplyDeletemasn showing balt fans booing flo.
ReplyDeleteseems they have forgotten about tejada -- plus the roid user they have playing 2b EVERY NIGHT.
Exactly like Red Sox fans booing A-Rod, Clemens, etc.
It's what we all do.
we boo clemens for so many non-drug different reasons.
ReplyDeleteWell not Clemens. He gets booed no matter what. Substitute another steroid user there.
ReplyDeleteSame with S. McB.
ReplyDeleteHeh, we posted that at the same time.
ReplyDeleteExplain away all you want, my point remains. Opposing fans are going to boo Ortiz, Red Sox fans are going to boo other users, it just goes around.
ReplyDeleteI preferred how Bay was hitting before he got his USian citizenship.
ReplyDelete79 thru 5 for smoltz.
ReplyDeletehe should be able to give us 7.
though after we get 17 runs this inning, tito may decide to go to the pen.
ReplyDelete79 thru 5 for smoltz.
ReplyDeletehe should be able to give us 7.
I'm agreeing, but at the same time I'd have MDC up behind him in case he runs out of gas.
yes, assuming his innings are clean
ReplyDeleteI preferred how Bay was hitting before he got his USian citizenship.
ReplyDeleteA woman sitting behind me on Weds was explaining to her daughter how Bay is from Toronto.
I couldn't resist explaining to her how Canada and Toronto are not the same thing.
British Columbia is a kind of Toronto, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteWas that the same idiot who was saying that one things you must do when you go to Fenway is sing "Sweet Carolina"?
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe with this OTT at least we'll see Guthrie for the seventh. A man can hope, no?
ReplyDeleteBritish Columbia is a kind of Toronto, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to confuse her by saying BC. I just said he was from the west coast. She appeared to know that Canada has a west coast.
Was that the same idiot who was saying that one things you must do when you go to Fenway is sing "Sweet Carolina"?
ReplyDeleteShe said there are 3 things you have to do at Fenway: throw beach balls, do the wave and sing Sweet Carolina.
Sadly, shutting up and watching the game were not on her list. She talked incessantly.
Man, GDGD has been missing the first batter every fucking inning. Every time when the pitcher and hitter change, there's already one out or someone on base.
ReplyDeleteFUCK
ReplyDeleteafter markakis misses a dong by 2 inches, huff jacks his own dong to center.
ReplyDeleteRam Ram up
ReplyDeleteYep... there's that running out of gas thing. I've been patient so far, but I'm about ready to give up on Smoltz (not that my opinion really matters at all, but, you know...)
ReplyDeletePRAISE FUCKJIN JEEBUS!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG THAT'S MY BOY AGAIN
ReplyDeletesmoltz you owe him big time!!!
I am quite tired of the Geico cavemen.
ReplyDeletesmoltz at 87 - pull the plug, tito.
ReplyDelete***
isn't it always the case that the guy who makes the great play to end the inning is up second in the next inning?
masn is being pretty stingy with replays of lbj's catch.
ReplyDeletefuck hugh, guthrie
ReplyDeleteThanks the baseball gods for Jacoby and Papi
ReplyDeletei'd like to request a laser, pls.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Aubrey Huff the player who ragged on JtC's fist pump?
ReplyDeleteLBJ is as hot as possible.
ReplyDeleteOh, and if Smoltz comes out for the 7th, I will seriously question Tito's sanity.
yes -- to the pump
ReplyDeleteisn't it always the case that the guy who makes the great play to end the inning is up second in the next inning?
ReplyDeleteThey don't really say this anymore, do they? (I mean the thing you're spoofing.) You used to hear it all the time.
Isn't Aubrey Huff the player who ragged on JtC's fist pump?
ReplyDeleteHe is, but that's no excuse for donging against the Sox.
yes to the sanity too
ReplyDeleteHe is, but that's no excuse for donging against the Sox.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. It just makes me not completely hate him.
they don't say it - or only in jest - it has really died off.
ReplyDeleteeveryone is pitching yook up and in these days -- he ain't adjusting well.
ReplyDeleteCome on, Yook, take the lead before the Guthrie runs out...
ReplyDeleteSWEAT POWER!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSULTAN OF SWEAT
ReplyDeleteCIRCUMNAVIGATING CIRCUMCISION
ReplyDeleteYook: "how's that ofer?"
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, that works.
ReplyDeleteeveryone is pitching yook up and in these days -- he ain't adjusting well.
ReplyDeleteYook says FU Allan!
that one was not up and in!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCIRCUMNAVIGATING CIRCUMCISION
ReplyDelete!!!!!
YOUK!
ReplyDeletehey flo: hitbuh thisbuh ragbuh armbuh.
ReplyDeleteomg papi :(
ReplyDeletegodfuckingdamnit
ReplyDeleteThis game=anti-pitchers' duel. The guy who sucks slightly less wins.
ReplyDeleteramram in
ReplyDeleteRed and White Sox with the 1-run leads. Keep it that way, bullpen.
ReplyDeletePapi you are *awesome* in your own way but you are *not* Jacoby! Kthnx!
ReplyDeletesmoltz era rises from 7.04 to 7.12.
ReplyDeleteOK Guy who was once mistaken for Pedro. Pitch like he used to please.
ReplyDeleteNYY score? I can't open any extra tabs right now.
ReplyDeleteMFY: 30
ReplyDeleteCWS: 13
CWS 4 - MFY 3
ReplyDeleteRadio guys talking about how much Ram Ram and others will miss the Donkey.
ReplyDeleteFucking hell, Ramirez.
ReplyDeletethanks! go all soxes!
ReplyDeleteoh geez, what was that.
ReplyDeletejeemer gettin busy
ReplyDeletejoe castiglione is ready to adopt justin masterson. he loves him so much.
ReplyDeleteis don talking about missing mrs. donkey's cookies?
ReplyDeleteOh lord, Green's Knoblauch-itis is contagious
ReplyDeleteis don talking about missing mrs. donkey's cookies?
ReplyDeleteHmm. I don't think he should admit that on TV.
Pedro does his part. I'm not worried about the 8th, but the 9th? Oh yeah.
ReplyDeleteis don talking about missing mrs. donkey's cookies?
ReplyDeleteAlternate response: Cookies? Is that what you're calling it now?
You never realize how much you miss inconsistent mediocre young pitching until it's gone.
ReplyDeletedon is all about the food, though eck was likely staring at her cookies when she was in the booth.
ReplyDeleteDave Roberts: "Mike Lowell has a good at bat."
ReplyDeleteOne pitch double play. WTF Dave?
You never realize how much you miss inconsistent mediocre young pitching until it's gone.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, there is an inexhaustible supply of it.
Dave Roberts: "Mike Lowell has a good at bat."
ReplyDeleteDiamond Dave, what a guy!
I'm just sorry Masterson has to start wearing a racist uniform.
ReplyDeleteinexhaustible supply
ReplyDeleteBlackadder reference?
"Dave Roberts: "Mike Lowell has a good at bat."
ReplyDeleteOne pitch double play. WTF Dave?"
LOL....
Pale Hose 5-3.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sorry Masterson has to start wearing a racist uniform.
ReplyDeleteEspecially considering he's Mr Diversity (according to Joe Castig).
Slack bladder, indeed.
ReplyDeleteOh that was Allan. Of course it was a Blackadder ref. I thought it was Ofer.
ReplyDeletenever mind...........
Didn't Masterson grow up in Ohio? Someone at SoSH said that, thought maybe this would be a good non-Sox team for him.
ReplyDeleteyeah jeemer!
ReplyDelete