Angels - 000 101 023 - 7 11 0Jonathan Papelbon allowed two inherited runners to score in the eighth and then, needing only one more strike for the save, allowed three runs of his own.
Red Sox - 003 200 010 - 6 7 1
And the Angels move on to the ALCS.
***
Two quick thoughts: Walking Hunter intentionally was dumb. Should Tito have pulled Bot after Abreu's double made it 6-5? Bot had allowed three straight hits and four hits to his six batters. When did Jeemer get up and was anyone else up with him?
Note: I'm not blaming Francona (not much, anyway). Papelbon tried to get the third out against five hitters and failed.Scott Kazmir (4.89, 93 ERA) / Clay Buchholz (4.21, 112 ERA+)
Terry Francona:
What's happened has happened. Now we'll show up tomorrow, do what we always do on early games -- have 12 pieces of bacon, a Red Bull and go get 'em.Since 2003, the Red Sox are 13-3 in potential elimination games:
Since the ALDS began in 1995, 17 teams have trailed 0-2. Four of them came back to win the series (23.5%). Here's the list:
1995 - Sea 0-2 to NYY - Won 3-4-5Interesting: An AL team has never gone L-L-W-W-L in an ALDS.One possible reason for Clay Buchholz's poor performance in his last two starts (13 runs in eight innings against Toronto and Cleveland) is that his body is tired from throwing more innings this season than in any other.
Cle 0-2 to Bos - Lost 3
1996 - Cle 0-2 to Bal - Won 3, Lost 4
1997 - Sea 0-2 to Bal - Won 3, Lost 4
1998 - Tex 0-2 to NYY - Lost 3
1999 - Bos 0-2 to Cle - Won 3-4-5
Tex 0-2 to NYY - Lost 3
2000 - CWS 0-2 to Sea - Lost 3
2001 - NYY 0-2 to Oak - Won 3-4-5
2003 - Bos 0-2 to Oak - Won 3-4-5
2004 - Ana 0-2 to Bos - Lost 3
2005 - Bos 0-2 to CWS - Lost 3
2006 - Min 0-2 to Oak - Lost 3
2007 - LAA 0-2 to Bos - Lost 3
NYY 0-2 to Cle - Won 3, Lost 4
2008 - LAA 0-2 to Bos - Won 3, Lost 4
CWS 0-2 to TBR - Won 3, Lost 4
2007 - 148.0 (125.1 Port/Paw; 22.2 Bos)Francona will stick with the same nine hitters in his lineup, though David Ortiz may get moved down with a lefty on the hill.
2008 - 155.2 (58.2 Port/Paw; 76 Bos; 21 AFL)
2009 - 191.0 (99 Paw; 92 Bos)
First Pitch: Dave Henderson
Hendu was "David Ortiz" when David Ortiz was 10 years old.
After us:
Yankees (2)/Twins (0) at 7:00
Phillies (1)/Rockies (1) at 10:00
Just win one game.
ReplyDeleteNot three.
Not two.
One.
Today.
Win.
ReplyDeleteThe Angels are three games away from elimination.
ReplyDeleteSoSH Pep:
ReplyDeleteluckysox:
FUCK the Angels
FUCK golf
FUCK the offensive slump
FUCK shitty umpires
FUCK Tori Hunter
FUCK Bobby Abreu
FUCK Mike Fucking Scoscia
FUCK all the little dudes on that team
FUCK TBS
FUCK TBS
FUCk TBS
FUCK their running game
FUCK losing
Don't think. Just win.
***
punchado:
The LAAA
Can suck my balls. Seriously. Tori, Vladdy, Howie, Lackey-kins, Mike "we play baseball right" Scoccia, kneel down and put my dry balls in your wet, ass-face mouths.
You know they give out these giant cock shaped balloons when you walk into the stadium? You know why? To clap with. They don't know how to clap without assistance from balloons.
Suck my balls.
They play clips on the Jumbotron of people dancing -- FROM PREVIOUS GAMES.
Suck my heavy fucking balls.
edit -- and suck them extra long for thinking it's a good idea to give up an out every time you get someone on base, Mike fucking Scoccia Baseball.
***
SoPawHurst47:
F plastic thundersticks
F jumping monkeys
F pretending your team is in a bigger city
F Disneyland
F California
F The spelling of the center fielders first name
F the center fielder's arrogant bat flips
F Abreu's knowing Yankee smirk
F Scioscia's zen finger tent
Relax and sack up, Boston bats.
See ball. Hit ball. Hard.
Unleash hell.
Win.
***
Kidd5PG:
I don't care that, in the first two games, Pedroia seems to have forgotten that he's the reigning MVP of the American fucking League. I don't care that Ortiz is hitting like he's still on the Twins or that Drew doesn't give a shit or that Bucknor forgot to put his contacts in or that Buck Martinez won't shut the fuck up. This is Zero hour. Ground Zero. Everything that has happened in the last two games is forgotten.
Today Clay dominate this smug motherfucking lineup, and we get to see an offensive explosion the likes of which will not be tempered in the least by the enfeebled ministrations of some forgotten Tampa castoff.
We've lulled them to sleep with our anemic road offense. Now we skullfuck them to death in Fenway and send them home with their collective tail between their legs for a decisive game 5 - a game, by the way, that will end with Lackey committing seppuku on the mound after yet another unbelievably frustrating playoff loss to the Red Sox.
But it starts today. WIN. FUCKING WIN.
PERIOD.
***
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
ReplyDelete2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Victor Martinez, C
4. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
5. Jason Bay, LF
6. David Ortiz, DH
7. Mike Lowell, 3B
8. J.D. Drew, RF
9. Alex Gonzalez, SS
I gotta say that while Kazmir has pretty good career numbers at Fenway, Victor, Pedey, and Jacoby have pretty much had his number.
ReplyDeleteVs. Kazmir:
Victor: 7 for 14
Pedroia: 16 for 33 with a HR and 3 RBIs.
Ells: 8 for 26
Meanwhile, only Vlad and Chone and Rob Quinlan are hitting above 250 off Clay. Admittedly, small sample size, but I'm confident in our very own "Cassius" Clay Buchholz.
Tito, at Fenway since 6:15 AM:
ReplyDelete"If I have to go have a meeting today, we're not in good shape. We've had one meeting all year. Our guys understand what to do. We communicate enough here. If I have to go out there and have a Knute Rockne speech, we're in trouble."
Time for the bats to make Kazmir sorry his parents were ever even in the same room together.
ReplyDelete1. Chone Figgins, 3B
ReplyDelete2. Bobby Abreu, RF
3. Torii Hunter, CF
4. Vladimir Guerrero, DH
5. Kendry Morales, 1B
6. Juan Rivera, LF
7. Macier Izturis, 2B
8. Mike Napoli, C
9. Erick Aybar, SS
"Cassius" Clay
ReplyDeleteI like it.
Philip said...
ReplyDeleteI gotta say that while Kazmir has pretty good career numbers at Fenway, Victor, Pedey, and Jacoby have pretty much had his number.
Vs. Kazmir:
Victor: 7 for 14
Pedroia: 16 for 33 with a HR and 3 RBIs.
Ells: 8 for 26
Whose stats do I believe Philip's or BR's , they are different?
One game - that is all.
ReplyDeleteSitting at Krankie's, a local coffee joint/hangout for hippies types young and old. Feel quite at home here for some reason :)
Must win today because I can't miss the last game of the season, and I've a feeling I'll miss most of this one. My daughter is coming over and we are beginning a process that should have started a long time ago, but I've been avoiding it. I started to put her off again but it's her only day off and I'm gone next weekend, and this has got to get done.
So win plz.
LETS DO IT!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegonna be following this at two family dinners throughout the afternoon. (and i have a 3rd to attend at night!)
gotta go to that now. i'll be bursting with turkey later. have a good thread all!
Let's Go Red Sox! Feeling good. Start the Fightback cartoon is here.
ReplyDeleteI wont' be threadin', but I'll be watchin'. We can beat the Angels at home today. C'mon, now!
ReplyDeleteMy son and his girlfriend were kindly given tickets by her blessed aunt and uncle and should be there this very second....
ReplyDeleteSitting at Krankie's, a local coffee joint/hangout for hippies types young and old. Feel quite at home here for some reason :)
ReplyDeleteGreat name, too.
Good luck to you and your daughter, SoSock. You will NOT miss the last game of the season, that is weeks away.
Start the Fightback cartoon is here.
ReplyDeleteEXCELLENT
Good lord I can live without all that ball sucking crap.
ReplyDeleteWhose stats do I believe Philip's or BR's , they are different?
ReplyDeleteYou mean Baseball Reference, right, not Mr. "I'm a Yankee fan who comes to a Red Sox blog on a regular basis to tell Red Sox fans to stop paying so much attention to the Yankees, even as I watch late-night Red Sox games and follow along with the Joy of Sox game thread, so that when the Red Sox allow a run, I can be trying to post a comment within 20 seconds of the run being scored, and I also reference other posters' comments, but I'm too big of a moron to see the irony"?
"He sure is, Don."
ReplyDeleteIt's not too early... is it?
Nah.
It's not too early... is it?
ReplyDeleteIt sure isn't, Ish.
Good lord I can live without all that ball sucking crap.
ReplyDeleteFor a half-second, I thought you might be referring to the TBS broadcast.
Don't let us win this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteDave OB listing all of our team's many postseason comebacks. It's a long list. Here comes another!
ReplyDeleteI'm working while I listen, so very little threading. And no JD! But that may be a good thing, it didn't work the last three times.
ReplyDeleteLet's go go go!
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm threading a little!
show me that curve.
ReplyDelete1 down, 26 to go. Hot damn.
ReplyDeleteThat's one!
ReplyDeleteI think you've forgotten the most important part of those lists
ReplyDeleteFuck Lugo
Cut that shit out right now!
ReplyDeleteUgh...
ReplyDeleteBuck sounds different, broadcasting at noon on a Sunday.
ReplyDeleteE3
ReplyDeletedamn he'll swing at anything!
ReplyDeletecool clip of vlad hitting a pitch on a bounce vs bal - how do you time that?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's three! NOW:
ReplyDeleteRUNS PLEASE!!!!
nice.
ReplyDeletenow: run(s)
Alright, no runs, good
ReplyDeleteCome on, SCORE RUNS you assholes.
ReplyDeleteNow score, assholes
ReplyDeleteNot that I want to start a whole thing here (I totally don't), but one of my favourite threads all year was all the riffing on RUNS, during one of our major outages this year. A, if you found that thread - some other time, not during a game - I'd like to see it.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to the East Coast so I won't be threading. Work chose a bad time to pick up. But I completely expect to see all of you on Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteI had a weird dream last night where for some reason Sea Bass was batting second
ReplyDeleteIt made no fucking sense
Motherfucker. For some reason Fox Sports is only showing this game at 10PM. So now I have to choose between watching on the computer and threading, or waiting 3.5 hours before I can watch it comfortably on the TV.
ReplyDeleteWhat should I do?
nothing says fandom like calling them assholes!
ReplyDelete2up2down. assholes.
Computer and threading, no contest!
ReplyDeleteOtherwise how would you be able to stand the wait?
ReplyDeleteOh, and yeah, for Christ's and my sake, score some cocksucking runs. I'd rather lose 8-7 than win 1-0.
ReplyDeleteThat last sentence if a complete and total lie. But still, score runs.
live > tape
ReplyDeletehave 12 pieces of bacon
ReplyDeletethe power of bacon cannot be denied.
Or don't score any runs and make this even more difficult...
ReplyDeleteI would prefer to win 25-0.
ReplyDeletelive > tape
ReplyDeleteYeah, but 30 inch > 7 inch
Still, I chose live. It's now or never.
Slowpoke Rivera's 1st SB this season. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but 30 inch > 7 inch
ReplyDeleteCan I resist...
I'm sick of these crappy freaking calls
ReplyDeleteand so is OB, apparently
ReplyDeletethe scioscia face!!!
ReplyDeleteL, I'm pretty sure it was this game that you were talking about
ReplyDeleteYeah, but 30 inch > 7 inch
ReplyDeleteCan I resist...
If you bottle up a good joke it just grows and grows until it starts doing damage, maybe even internal bleeding. You should let it out.
L, I'm pretty sure it was this game that you were talking about
ReplyDeleteThanks! But it got even better, either the next day or two days later. I know I was at work, Googling to get the exact first line of 1984.
If you bottle up a good joke it just grows and grows until it starts doing damage, maybe even internal bleeding. You should let it out.
ReplyDeleteI don't want an ulcer! But it wasn't that good a joke. Very obvious, something about 30 inches and the mail in my spam folder.
Carry on.
You could tell right off the bat (ahem) that that hit wood not flesh by the sound of it.
ReplyDeletesomething about 30 inches and the mail in my spam folder
ReplyDeleteis that what you're calling it now?
I love that I can wake up at noon, roll over, turn on the game, and enjoy w/o leaving my bed
ReplyDeleteJeebus these umps are terrible. The words of Schilling keep floating thru my head.
ReplyDeletei worry about gibson at first.
ReplyDeletewest and cb are down the lines.
FUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteRuns
ReplyDeleteScore them
ooh. Buchholz's little hop at the base made my breath really catch in my throat. I almost choked on a yelp.
ReplyDeleteNot much threading for me today as I will be listening more than watching. I will likely be back later. In the meantime,
ReplyDeleteWIN THE GOD DAMN GAME!!!
40 pitches for HH, but 0 runs.
ReplyDeleteNow score some fucking runs!!!
Runs. They aren't just for August anymore.
ReplyDeleteis that what you're calling it now?
ReplyDeletealternative, shorter joke:
that's not what she said
Strand a pair: drink!
ReplyDeleteNoon drinking is my second favorite drinking. The first being the 'liter of beer before breakfast' variety.
Shit, the Phillies-Rockies game doesn't start til 10
ReplyDeleteShow me your Youk!
ReplyDeleteway to trupe me, castig
ReplyDeletemillared it. shit.
ReplyDeletecoop fucks yook
ReplyDeleteYep, these umpires suck
ReplyDeleteyook in dugout: "fuckin' joke"
ReplyDeleteCanada to the rescue?
ReplyDeletehell yeah, pie for breakfast
ReplyDeletethat's a start.
ReplyDeletewaulk.
ReplyDeletelet 'em know you're still alive, flo.
ReplyDeletePatrick, you are making me jealous! Sleep til noon, watch baseball in bed, pie for breakfast. I'm at work!
ReplyDeleteWe have a baserunner
ReplyDeleteNick, I believe that's spelled walque.
ReplyDeleteSleep til noon, watch baseball in bed, pie for breakfast
ReplyDeleteI've got the first two of those, but sadly no pie here
Damn, damn, damn.
ReplyDeleteSorry, L. I have been unable to do much, because of the Lyme, so I'm making the best of it.
ReplyDeletegood call on that, Laura. Didn't seem right when I wrote it, but I ran [sic] with it.
ReplyDeleteLe squander
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDeleteI blame Ortiz for this shit. The DH should not be an auto out.
ReplyDeletesomeone tell pookie jackson to fry more bacon
ReplyDeleteWay to make me feel guilty, Patrick.
ReplyDeleteCan you read? I mean, can you concentrate enough to read?
When I've been to sick to do anything, I can never read, and I hate that. Movies are good.
OB: Dice K soft-tossing
ReplyDeletePA Tito better be in the house -- and have a quick hook on HH, if nec.
ReplyDeleteIs the crowd dead? I hear nothing on radio.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving these ground outs!
ReplyDeletethey were standing and cheering when clay had two strikes on napoli and aybar last inning
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't a very high hop, Don, it was a very short Pedroia.
ReplyDeleteTMB!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLYNDON!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletelayin it OUT
I approve of that catch.
ReplyDeleteMake that translate to offense.
NICE!
ReplyDeleteOK. Now guess what we need?
ReplyDeleteOTTs are good for me.
ReplyDeletei don't think tbs mentioned dice at all. which is odd, but then again, they suck at showing baseball games.
ReplyDeletestart us off, oh fiery one.
ReplyDeleteLet's light a fire here.
ReplyDeleteshit
ReplyDeleteSimply having the last at bats, Fangraphs gives us a better chance to win than the Angels.
ReplyDeleteCastig & OB talking about Henderson, 86, etc.
ReplyDeleteOB says, Those memories used to be very hard to recount. Not so much anymore, two rings have helped soothe that.
Castig says, yes, but the pain lingers.
Nice exchange. I would have liked to see Henderson throw out the 1st pitch.
SEABBASS
ReplyDeleteLAD's Game 2 fangraph is quite a sight.
ReplyDeletefish walk
ReplyDeleteHey, I see a hit!
ReplyDeleteHIT
ReplyDeleteHIT!!!!
D and O!
ReplyDeleteA seabass walk is like a snowflake in hell.
ReplyDeleteI would have liked to see Henderson throw out the 1st pitch.
ReplyDeleteIs this similar to the MFY bringing in BFD for 2004 ALCS 7, which we thought was lame (and bush-league)?
Come on you guys, does LBJ have to do EVERYTHING here?
ReplyDeleteBE TEH LASER
ReplyDeleteGet out your sunglasses, it's time for the Laser Show
ReplyDeleteTwo on!
ReplyDeleteQuestion: where can I find this game on the radio? I have to do some stuff outside now, and I cannot figure out how to listen to the game. Is is just ESPN radio? Do the Red Sox radio stations carry the game? HELP!
Is this similar to the MFY bringing in BFD for 2004 ALCS 7, which we thought was lame (and bush-league)?
ReplyDeleteIt's exactly the same, but I thought it was fine - and thought everyone else was hypocrites.
YES!!! SAFE!
ReplyDeleteRUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck Yeah!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteTWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete93 in and 193 out
FUCKING FUCK YEAH!!!
ReplyDeleteWE HAVE A LEAD
ReplyDeleteWE HAVE A LEAD
!!!!111one11!!
Wow! More than 1 run a game!!!
ReplyDeleteAmy, just regular radio - always.
ReplyDeleteWOW WE HAVE TWO RUNS!!!!
ReplyDeleteholy crap! runs! I thought that was going to be gone. If Ells had been out at home I might've cried.
ReplyDeleteman, look at him run round those bases compared to seabass.
Thanks, L. I hope the local Cape affiliate has the game....
ReplyDeletePost-season games are always on regular team radio. I'm listening to EEI now via MLB Audio.
ReplyDeletePower and speed! RunS!
ReplyDeleteRemember: Drew started this rally by flying to left!
ReplyDeleteI hope the local Cape affiliate has the game....
ReplyDeletehow could they not?
YEAH!!!!!! HERE WE GO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCINNABON!
ReplyDeletesweet! that looked like such a leisurely swing.
ReplyDeleteAttention V-Mart Shoppers: We have a sale on RBIs in aisle 5.
ReplyDeletethe blue light was kazmir's blues ...
ReplyDeleteWE HAVE THREE WHOLE FUCKING RUNS!! IMAGINE THAT!
ReplyDeleteWhy Cinnabon, again? I saw that but I wasn't threading for that game.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm lost on the Cinnabon nickname too
ReplyDeleteOB just said Ellsbury got everybody's juices flowing.
ReplyDelete!
Sometimes the Cape station is funky and doesn't carry a game, but I assume they do today. Going to check it out in a few.
ReplyDeleteIs VMart great with RISP, or is it just a feeling? It seems he always gets the single with a runner on second...
ReplyDeleteGetting some bat on the balls, even when they are caught. Feeling some relief here....
ReplyDeletebeen a mystery for me too, L-girl.
ReplyDeleteOK. woulda liked more, but who am I complain. 3.
Oh man, they better carry it! Or else you must stay inside.
ReplyDeletelast game we were talking about vmart and tek and someone (philip?) said something like vmart smells like cinnamon buns ...
ReplyDeleteor he could go 0 for 100 and he'd still be as nice as cinnamon buns. someone should go check.
ReplyDeleteYes, that's the choice. Radio or inside. Despite the GORGEOUS weather and the need to get some outside stuff done while we are here.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell do we know what VMart smells like? LOL
ReplyDeleteit was scott in G2
ReplyDeletescott said...
you can say what you want about vmart throwing out runners but as far as im concerned his shits smell like roses and bakery fresh cinnamon buns
Fri Oct 09, 10:34:00 PM
naturally, it's poop-related.
ReplyDeleteduh. he's got to smell like cinnamon buns! Just look at how he swings that bat.
ReplyDeleteAH,yes, I recall that now! We were talking about percentage of base stealers thrown out by Tek and VMart.
ReplyDeleteok. so scratch the whole poop part of it, but I am getting a craving for a cinnamon bun. easily suggestible, I guess.
ReplyDeleteDammit Clay...
ReplyDeleteUch.
ReplyDeletehis *shit* smells like cinnamon buns!
ReplyDeleteoh shit. 3-1 now
bah.
ReplyDeleteAmy, I'm shocked you would even consider missing this game. There will be plenty of daylight after we win.
ReplyDeleteThe only person who ever makes an out on that pitch is Tek
ReplyDeleteonly one. stay focused clay.
ReplyDeleteGoing to check out the radio. Be back later.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe not plenty of daylight. Just some.
ReplyDeletemy mom is annoyed with me that I'm not taking emma to harvest festival that's over an hour away because I'm staying home to watch baseball.
ReplyDeleteI had to give her the different priorities talk.
yes yes buck, martinez sat down with THE MIGHTY VARITEK and received his gameplan. we got it.
ReplyDeleteAlright, one solo dong isn't bad
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see a few more runs
In 1998 I scheduled surgery so I wouldn't be in the hospital during the world series.
ReplyDeleteI told my doctor (gyn) that I was probably her only patient to do that.
I will definitely be content with a 6-7IP, 1 run game from HH.
ReplyDeleteif any attorneys in my firm are lurking, i'll gladly do all your work, just wait until after 4 PM pls
ReplyDeleteit's that ever-rising VOOB (or whatever that stat was called).
ReplyDeleteAfternoon from dull old London. I missed the first two games as I was down in Cornwall and our internet was rubbish! It appears I did not miss much.
ReplyDeleteIn 1998 I scheduled surgery so I wouldn't be in the hospital during the world series.
ReplyDeleteLucky for you, you weren't in Canada then. Think of the waiting times! Forget the WS, you would have had to move it so you wouldn't be in the hospital on opening day!
Hi Lord, you picked a good one, since this begins our comeback.
ReplyDeleteLord, those games were some sort of silly warm-up bullshit.
ReplyDeleteALDS starts today.
LOL @ Ofer
ReplyDeletegah. I had the TV on mute for the commercial and I missed the first out. Fly to left it seems with Papi hanging his head..ol' droopy dawg.
ReplyDeleteL,
ReplyDeleteI don't deal in optimism.
TBS has 8 flys and 1 grounders for Reddot in graphic.
ReplyDeleteThey got the numbers switched. Idiots
WE KEEP HITTING!
ReplyDeleteliking the full justification on my last comment.
ReplyDeleteDr (1/2)Doubles!
I don't deal in optimism.
ReplyDeletehow have you survived here in the postseason? we ONLY deal in optimism.
Lowell no longer 0-for the series with a Fenway single.
ReplyDelete