Red Sox - 000 300 000 - 3 9 0J.D. Drew crushed a two-run bomb to dead center in the fourth -- following a Kevin Youkilis single, a David Ortiz double, and an Adrian Beltre RBI groundout -- but the bullpen crumbled in the eighth.
Royals - 000 002 02x - 4 8 1
Hideki Okajima gave up a double to David DeJesus to start the inning and Scott Podsednik bunted him to third. Daniel Bard came in and walked Alberto Callaspo. Bard struck out Billy Butler for the second out, but pinch-runner Willie Bloomquist stole second. Rick Ankiel then flaired a broken-bat single over shortstop to bring in the tying and go-ahead runs. It was Bard's second blown save of the young season.
Ankiel went 4-for-4, with two singles, a double, a home run, and 3 RBI. He and Butler went back-to-back off consecutive Wakefield (7-6-2-1-6, 96) pitches in the sixth.
Mike Cameron singled off Joakim Soria in the top of the ninth. Marco SCutaro sacrificed him to second, but Jacoby Ellsbury struck out on three pitches and Dustin Pedroia battled through a nine-pitch at-bat (with six foul balls) before flying to right.
The Rays beat the Yankees 9-3; Mark Teixeira is 0-for-16.
Tim Wakefield / Kyle Davies
Elias Sports Bureau:
At 43 years and 250 days old, Tim Wakefield will become the oldest Red Sox pitcher ever to start a game when he takes the hill against the Royals tonight. He would pass David Wells, who was 43 years, 98 days old in his last start for the club in 2006.Wakefield will pass Eck with his first start on or after July 27.
The only Boston hurler to appear in a game at an older age is Dennis Eckersley, who was 43 years, 358 days old in his last appearance for the team in 1998.
The Westmoreland family released a statement today.
Weekend starters:
Saturday: Josh Beckett / Zack Greinke, 7 PMIn a Wakefield-related note, Japanese knuckleballer Eri Yoshida has signed with the Chico Outlaws of the independent Golden Baseball League. The GBL has teams in California, Arizona, and Canada; spring camps open early next month. In addition to being the first woman to pitch for a professional US team since Ila Borders retired in 2000, Yoshida will be the only woman to ever pitch in pro leagues in two countries.
Sunday: Clay Buchholz / Gil Meche, 2 PM
Psst, everybody: don't tell Amy about this link.
ReplyDeleteEllsbury, LF
ReplyDeletePedroia, 2B
Martinez, C
Youkilis, 1B
Ortiz, DH
Beltre, 3B
Drew, RF
Cameron, CF
Scutaro, SS
DeJesus, RF
Podsednik, LF
Callaspo, 3B
Butler, 1B
Ankiel, CF
Guillen, DH
Kendall, C
Betancourt, SS
Getz, 2B
Bit harsh on Jason at the Onion there. I certainly won't tell her about it.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's the Onion. They have to do what they have to do. Funny.
ReplyDeleteOh crap, it's the Fox Royals station.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's KC's home opener and they're doing a tribute to Greinke.
ReplyDeleteNESN showing the ceremony too.
ReplyDeleteFriends O' Clyde was on tonight!
Dude deserves it.
ReplyDeleteOMG he sure does deserve it.
ReplyDeleteFox couldn't even be bothered to show each person as they were announced.
NESN is obSESN over the emcee! Less emcee, more of the players he's announcing, please....
ReplyDeleteYay Friends O'Clyde.
ReplyDeleteYay Boys & Girls Club, great organization. $20K means a lot to a place like that.
ReplyDeleteHey, a ceremony...these are those things that are stupid and pointless and show that the ownership just wants to squeeze every dime out of of everything and they'd never do this back when baseball was pure and..... oh wait, I'm not the Boston sports media....
ReplyDeleteBonser is also on the DL with Mono now.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's just really bored.
ReplyDeleteisn't this delaying and slowing down the game? joe west'll be pissed.
ReplyDeletePena dong ties it at 2 at the Trop.
ReplyDeleteidiot, ellsbury
ReplyDeleteOh, Jacoby.
ReplyDeleteAck LBJ what was that?!
ReplyDeleteI feel like he must have hurt the left knee there.
ReplyDeleteSox trying to save KC arms. 9 pitches.
ReplyDeleteIf Ellsbury could somehow donate some of his home-to-second thinking to Victor and Papi to use in their home-to-first thinking....you know what I'm sayin. Maybe.
ReplyDeletedoing work at the moment, but i'm listening.
ReplyDeleteokay, i will ignore..
ReplyDeleteUm, so MLB At Bat shows the two teams at the top with their scores. But they put the team in the lead on the left! So you think the Yanks are at home but they're really just on the right because they're down 3-2. Very confusing.
Good job, Wake. I forgot about "Friday night uniforms."
ReplyDelete5-2 Rays now. I fear my current comments are getting swallowed because of....ya know.
ReplyDeleteDNFTT pls
ReplyDeletebut he's my (billy) butler!!!
ReplyDeletenice! Billy Small GLove Butler
ReplyDeletetoo low, blue.
ReplyDeleteI hope Ells doesn't let the SS take those when there's a possible play at the plate.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Royals strand a pair.
ReplyDeleteThat's better Lyndon!
ReplyDeleteCool, ABP now blocks the ad on opening ESPN gamecast
ReplyDeletetime for some blue light salami
ReplyDelete"Loa-ded, loa-ded....." Charlie T, Taxi Driver
ReplyDelete"middle in"
ReplyDeleteloaded
ReplyDeleteJavy only gave up 8 runs for the Yanks tonight
ReplyDeleteextra outs from extra mart
ReplyDeletegoddamn it
ReplyDeleteGD it.
ReplyDeleteNYY - 000 200
ReplyDeleteTBR - 000 504
rays still batting in 6th.
wow there's only one undefeated team and one winless team left
ReplyDeleteI used to like Jayson Stark's "last man to get a hit" award. He'd count down how many were left. Don't know if he still does that, I haven't read him in years.
ReplyDeleteMy account on here must have been deleted for being inactive over the winter.
ReplyDeleteBlogger doesn't do that, AFAIK.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i've never heard of that.
ReplyDeletelotsa yooooooks in kc, nice
ReplyDeleteone large father, pls
ReplyDeleteI wish someone on here had a Slingbox..
ReplyDeletejust above tiz's belt -- NOT high --jesus christ
ReplyDeleteWHEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlright! 2 on no outs
ReplyDeleteOppo
ReplyDeleteWHOO a double for Papi!
ReplyDelete1-0 !
ReplyDeleteI might be going to get a Master's degree where Ortiz is from, Santiago de los Caballeros.
ReplyDeleteON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDROOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteFiery Dong!
ReplyDeleteWERD!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAh, Fiery Dong, I forgot about that one. That's what happens when you skip spring training, I guess!
ReplyDeleteFIREY DONG!!!
ReplyDeletethat was a werd bomb.
ReplyDelete440 feet, sez nesn
Kicking ass now
ReplyDeleteOn Fire!
ReplyDeleteBobby Cox has tied the ejection record, getting tossed from today's game for arguing balls and strikes from the dugout.
ReplyDeleteConverted pitcher double.
ReplyDeletelol Ankiel.
ReplyDeleteOUT!
ReplyDeleteJD's HR was an absolute bomb.....
ReplyDeleteOne other thing about the other post about Joe West...Do you really think MLB wants games to be 2hrs long, imagine all the lost food and beer sales that would equate to..
O'brien mentioned Joe West has a book coming out, maybe why he is gettin all chatty...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you're right 9C. That'll do it.
ReplyDeletedon so amazed that martinez just came in and began catching wakefield.
ReplyDeletehey don -- maybe it wasn't such a big deal for all those years after all!!
DeJesus..."can't hit knuckleball, but I can hit fan! ;)
ReplyDeleteBut V-mart actually catches Wake with his first baseman's mitt.
ReplyDeleteoh lovely.
ReplyDeleteFastest fastball of the fifth donation for the Jimmy Fund...
ReplyDeletealways a little light on Wake's nights--75 mph.
plus he swung.
ReplyDeleteDo we have to bat with the pitcher now?
ReplyDeleteno, someone else will DH. you lose the DH only if the guy who is the DH plays in the field.
ReplyDeletejermey "her meter"
ReplyDeletehahaha!
Damn... no shut out for Timmeh.
ReplyDeleteJust as I'm about to say hello for the night, shit goes wild. What the fuck timmeh???
ReplyDeleteI am starting to dislike Rick Ankiel.
ReplyDeleteankiel needs a triple.
ReplyDeleteguillen dancing around like he has to pee!!!
ReplyDeleteHe must have been out of the batter's box is the only thing I can think of.
ReplyDeleteI say to give Delcarmen a opportunity here.
ReplyDeleteameeker.
ReplyDeleteoon ffire
mdc in a 3-2 game scares me.
ReplyDeleteThat's Drew--amazing ability to leave the bat on his shoulder as well as unloading that sweet swing and crushing the ball.
ReplyDeleteThese days mdc in 5-2 game would scare me.
ReplyDeleteNot cool.
ReplyDeletethe mop is up!
ReplyDelete"Join the 9k race to help wounded veterans"
ReplyDeleteWell, I know of something that will help them even more! Many things. Don't want to get into that now though, just want some runnnnz
yeah, i bitched about that the other night. military's going broke at 16 billion a month, so we need deep-in-debt people to help out pay the cost.
ReplyDeleteThe Mop ??
ReplyDeleteGood news, everyone!
ReplyDeleteyes indeed tim, i can too. creating fewer veterans, for example...
ReplyDeletehere in canada it's "commemorate a useless blood bath and call it patriotism" day.
Glossary:
ReplyDeleteMop, the: Kyle Farnsworth - From George King of the New York Post, April 18, 2008 (JoS mention here).
(there are links)
"Good News, Everyone!" good one :)
ReplyDeleteTB 9 NYY 3 :-P
ReplyDeletejeemer up
ReplyDeletewake at 86 picthes
ReplyDeleteFarnsworth
ReplyDeleteSquander... 3BB in a row and no runs.
ReplyDeleteThe KC Fox announcer is actually pretty smart and not annoying. What is the temperature in hell these days?
ReplyDeletereally should get at least one home when the first three guys in the inning walk.
ReplyDeleteThe radio guys said that second pitch to FY was a foot off the plate. The umpires have not been kind to the Sox so far this year.
ReplyDelete"20-minute wait"
ReplyDeleteL, you have KC feed? I've got NESN here, it was on the TV when I turned it on which was sweet.
ReplyDeleteI think its on one of the rogers west channels if you get that.
a foot outside is a bit of a lie.
ReplyDeleteWell the rain has finally stopped and I've sobered up enough after the post work beers... time to ride home.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the rest of the game!
Wake looks good tonight, excluding two pitches.
ReplyDeleteFY thought it was high, and it looked like it was at his letters, outside edge.
ReplyDeleteredsock said...
ReplyDeletereally should get at least one home when the first three guys in the inning walk.
Don't you read the papers...:)
HEYO!!!! GETZ OUT YOU.
ReplyDeletebooooooooook.
ReplyDeletewhat just happened? (watching on mute, steph studying)
excuse me, son, you are out.
ReplyDelete...
don supressing a laugh as nesn goes to break!
"The KC Fox announcer is actually pretty smart and not annoying. What is the temperature in hell these days?"
ReplyDeleteNever noticed him to be a toolbox before. Is this a new guy?
drag bunt along first, yook could not grab it, but batter out because he was out of the box when he hit it.
ReplyDeleteHe was out of the batter's box when he hit the ball. Automatic out! Sweet but strange...
ReplyDeleteOn the grass= left the baseline?
ReplyDeletemop hurt himself warming up, so new royals arm coming in
ReplyDeleteThe Mop broke a strand.
ReplyDeletesuch odd stuff going on at home plate tonight. and NESN always opts for commercials instead of watching the argument. this time they get two sets of commercials.
ReplyDeletemlbtv staying with nesn. don and jerry are trying not to laugh at something.
ReplyDelete***
don: who's the best umpire in the league?
someone says juan cruz.
more laughing.
Never noticed him to be a toolbox before. Is this a new guy?
ReplyDeleteNo idea, it's not a channel I usually watch here in Ontario. He just seems more than halfway decent, which in the Fox broadcast universe is like being Vin Scully.
Broken mop.
ReplyDeletehe was running on the infield grass the entire time, too. i thought that's what it was at first.
ReplyDeleteIN-surance pls
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean "Bad news everybody"?
ReplyDeleteI guess it would mean "bad news no one".
ReplyDeletebard up with jeems
ReplyDeleteahh, thanks for the description allan!
ReplyDeletewhat, no mikey?
ReplyDeleteok, no mikey!
ReplyDeletewtf was that pelvis move, beltre?
ReplyDeletei hope tito doesn't play the dr. and the cactus in the same game this weekend
ReplyDeletelet's go, rbi man!!!
ReplyDelete"to done list"
ReplyDeleteFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
sick of it.
perish parrish.
ReplyDeleteFucker NEVER drives in runs.
ReplyDeleteNEVER.
Quick and easy oki, please.
ReplyDeleteA, what are you cursing about?
ReplyDeletedrew. he is lame. doesn't care. never drives in runs.
ReplyDeletePLEASE!
ReplyDeleteno, not that. the big FUCK YOU above. to done list? wtf?
ReplyDeletewe need a K (or a pop-up or a 1-3), bard.
ReplyDeletewait a minute, just noticed the above post re: cactus.
ReplyDeletewhy?
why would he be in a game [with less than a 10 run margin] at all???
oh, a stupid commercial i have heard 10+ times tonight.
ReplyDeletepeople are turning their to do list into a to done list.
re cactus, i guess b/c V-Mart needs a day off now and again. no?
ReplyDeletehahaha just clicked on the onion link at the top of this thread. good fun.
ReplyDeletevictor needs a day off from catching and i guess tek should not be rusty in case we go to 17 innings one day.
ReplyDeletei guess so, but 5 games into the season? lol
ReplyDeletelike i said, he can rest when we have a sizeable lead.
maybe amy saw it and got mad?
ReplyDeletecan't we just get joe mauer?
ReplyDeleteoh wait.
more likely it's a jewish holiday or her shabbos thing ran late
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell just happened to the strike zone?
ReplyDeletei snickered at allan's disdain for the "to done" commercial. no idea what it is, since every sox game has been on rogers so far and i get the same 3 canadian commercials every time.
ReplyDeletethat dude really wants his tim hortons breakfast sandwich...on an english muffin.
it would be very good to win this game
ReplyDeletei will accept a dp.
ReplyDeleteoh god that english muffin dude. tims has such dumb commercials, all of them.
ReplyDeletei have KC ads tonight. used cars, mattress sales, and the usual home reno. you watch baseball, you think everyone is remodeling all the time.
locale.
ReplyDeleteSpent the day/evening in Boston. Just got home. Could the Sox please not blow the lead here?
ReplyDeletei watch baseball commercials and think that everyone who watches baseball [or their partner] can't get a hard-on.
ReplyDeletesooooo many dick pill commercials. so many. well, moreso on the nat'l feed games.
Usually Don says, "Bluff to third, bluff to first, doesn't throw to either venue."
ReplyDeleteSounded like he said, "...to either locale" tonight.
"locale" confirmed
ReplyDeleteK!
ReplyDeleteyeah
OK, just saw the Tek story. VERY nasty! And nope, Laura, I was out carousing on shabbat tonight. Shhhh.
ReplyDeleteHi Amy
ReplyDeleteIsh, yes, he does say "either locale" sometimes. Trying to keep things interesting I guess. :)
And yes, all the gray-haired couples, still in love, but can't get it up. All that experience and they can't think of anything else to do but take a pill.
shomer shabbos!
ReplyDeleteSHIT, I am going back to Boston.
ReplyDeletegod
ReplyDeletefucking
DAMMIT
Oh good for you Amy! Your secret is safe with all of us.
ReplyDeleteOh holy shit 4-3
fuck you ankiel
ReplyDeletewhere was bot?
i've had a soft spot for ankiel since his control went to hell .. but fuck that shit.
ReplyDeletesrsly, lets make this fucker feel soria that he was born.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why they have boner pills because of people getting soft spots for different players.
ReplyDeletei think we all feel that way about ankiel. i always cheer for the guy, but obviously not tonight!
ReplyDeleteit's ace hardware. if i was at home, i'd yell at the tv (or it would be muted more likely). here, i have to type fuck you!
ReplyDeletecameron
ReplyDeletescutaro
lbj
fy
victor
yook
and so on ...
ha ha ish, good one
ReplyDeletei'd like an all natural boner pill right about now, involving lots of red sox dongs.
ReplyDeletemo-jo ri-sin...
ReplyDeleteok, cameron gets it started...
ReplyDeletenice start. will tito bunt?
ReplyDeleteso many new nicknames waiting to happen this year.
ReplyDeleteTying run on. I will stay in western MA for the rest of the game.
ReplyDeleteI have similar feelings towards Ankiel.
ReplyDeleteokay, jacoby -- do good stuff.
ReplyDeleteTO DO LIST: bring runner home.
ReplyDeleteram and bot up
ReplyDeleteI HATE SACRIFICE BUNTS!
ReplyDeleteOnly 3 outs left and you give one away!
This whole team needs Viagra right now.
ReplyDeletelets hope that turns into a TO DONE list!
ReplyDeleteswinnnnng please.
ReplyDelete