Red Sox - 000 020 213 - 8 12 0For about five minutes in the ninth inning, Jason Varitek was the team leader in home runs. He had led off the inning with his second solo drive of the game. Three batters later, Dustin Pedroia hit Boston's fifth long ball of the night and joined Tek as the only two Sox with two dongs.
Royals - 100 000 200 - 3 9 0
Jeremy Hermida and Varitek went back-to-back off Greinke in the fifth. Kevin Youkilis smacked a solo shot in the eighth. Jacoby Ellsbury was 3-for-5, with an RBI double and two runs scored.
Beckett (7-9-3-1-4, 105) had two rough patches: allowing a double, walk and single after two were out in the first, and allowing four hits and two runs (on 32 pitches) in the seventh. Hideki Ojakima and Ramon Ramirez set down all six batters they faced.Josh Beckett / Zack Greinke
Greinke started against the Tigers last Monday (6-6-2-1-4, 96), leaving with a 4-2 lead. The Royals' bullpen promptly allowed six runs in the seventh inning and Kansas City lost 8-4. Same old story for Greinke, who had several leads tossed away last season; he posted a 2.35 ERA in nine no-decisions in 2009.
Beckett (4.2-8-5-3-1, 94) faced the Yankees last Sunday. It was only the second time in Beckett's career that he pitched at least 4.2 innings and did not record more than one strikeout. the other was June 14, 2007 against the Rockies.
Bad bullpen: In 13.1 innings, 21 men on base via hit or walk. Daniel Bard and Hideki Okajima have allowed 11 baserunners in six innings.
Ellsbury, CF
ReplyDeletePedroia, 2B
Martinez, DH
Youkilis, 1B
Drew, RF
Lowell, 3B
Hermida, LF
Varitek, C
Scutaro, SS
DeJesus, RF
Podsednik, LF
Callaspo, 3B
Butler, 1B
Ankiel, CF
Guillen, DH
Kendall, C
Betancourt, SS
Getz, 2B
CC's pitching a no-hitter
ReplyDeletehahaahahhaha it fucking worked, fatty
ReplyDeleteAlright, I missed the last three games and we blew it on all three, I'm not risking not being here tonight.
ReplyDeletenice start!
ReplyDeleteDamn, no fire this time...
ReplyDeleteankiel now 5-5 in the series.
ReplyDeleteCrap
ReplyDeleteDamn, no way I can thread tonight.
ReplyDeleteDear Sox,
Please win. Your fans would really enjoy it.
Love Always,
The JoS Gamethread
Kactus
ReplyDeleteA phone interview with a hockey player during a baseball game.
ReplyDeleteand saying nothing but the blandest of cliches -- bring our A game, lot of work to do, control our destiny, etc.
ReplyDeleteI'm not liking this lack of runs.
ReplyDeletedamn that guy.
ReplyDeleteIt might be time to start IBB'ing Ankiel.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is beating us singlehandedly!
ReplyDeleteankiel needs to go back to pitching.
ReplyDelete8 for last 8!
I'm getting tired of seeing Ankiel make our pitching look pathetic.
ReplyDeleteHERMIDA DONG!!!!
ReplyDeleteGuy without a nickname!!!
ReplyDeleteOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ReplyDeleteI DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAND CACTUS!?!?!
ReplyDeletedamn, allowing a dong to the kactus -- that'll get zack back on the anti-depressants.
ReplyDeleteWho is this beast wearing Jason Varitek's uniform?
ReplyDeleteHermida Tech wins!
ReplyDelete2010 "buttocks" count: 1
ReplyDeleteI knew they would take the lead during when I went to dinner!
ReplyDeletePedroia kicked his leg up nice and high when sliding into second there. Curious.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the NHL record set in today's Bruins-Hurricanes game?
ReplyDeleteThe Bruins scored 3 shorthanded goals during one penalty kill.
butler is served.
ReplyDelete4 finger here please
ReplyDelete"he don't wanna walk you!"
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Ankiel made an out for once.
ReplyDeleteBONK
ReplyDeleteLBJ!
ReplyDeleteSCOOT!
Todd Gack Zreinke not making any friends
ReplyDeletethat's the way to retaliate!
ReplyDeleteLBJ !
ReplyDeleteI'll gladly take that.
ReplyDelete3 run lead in the 7th and Beckett is only at 73 pitches. I like where this is going.
ReplyDeleteGetting the jorb done
ReplyDeleteme no likey royals on base.
ReplyDeleteI say go for a double play and surrender the run.
ReplyDeletethere we go! kevin is happy.
ReplyDeleteGREAT job in not being tempted to tag the runner coming toward him
ReplyDeletefinish him off, yo.
ReplyDeleteOH COME ON -- THAT'S A SWING
ReplyDeleteChris Getz making a mockumentary of Beckett
ReplyDeleteOUT pls
ReplyDeletegot him in the head!
ReplyDeleteit did hit his head
ReplyDeleteJosh got a haircut
ReplyDeleteGDGD: "deflected" by Beckett. Usually used when the ball goes off a glove!
ReplyDeletethat was a true grazing.
ReplyDeleteUgh
ReplyDeletejeemer ready
ReplyDeleteif there had been a play at the plate on that runner, we may have seen a 1-8-2.
ReplyDeleteremy noting fb still at 95. (yeah, so was pedro's in in '03.) jerry you're smarter than that.
ReplyDelete32 pitches that inning, beckett at 105. go enjoy a cookie, josh. fookin' pen better hold the line.
ReplyDeleteYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
ReplyDeleteYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!
ReplyDeleteYouk is my favorite non-thumper in this shitty offense
ReplyDeleteON FIRE
ReplyDeleteOops I meant SWEATY DONG!
ReplyDeleteremy - human beatbox.
ReplyDeleteThe bed? The Butler shit it.
ReplyDeleteHO LEE SHIT
ReplyDeleteCaptain Crunch!
ReplyDeleteplay him once a week -- it works!!!
ReplyDeleteanothea babka?
ReplyDeleteGuess who leads the team in dongs?
ReplyDeleteNice to see that Zombie Jason decided to help out tonight.
ReplyDeleteHe's pining for the Fjords!
ReplyDeletemore dongs!!!
ReplyDeleteDongfest
ReplyDeleteI have yet to figure out how to properly react to the Cactus hitting a second dong.
ReplyDeleteI guess the Red Sox don't read the papers. Don't they know they're not supposed to hit all these dongs?
ReplyDeleteI have yet to figure out how to properly react to the Cactus hitting a second dong.
ReplyDeleteHappy and a bit incredulous, I believe.
Geez, that weak-ass Sox offense...we need a big bat!
ReplyDeleteTek's slugging a ton. (two thousand)
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteafter all those dongs, we're gonna get a look at a colon.
ReplyDeleteI mean, Cactus isn't supposed to hit a second dong until like, May at the earliest.
ReplyDeletemay 2011, that is.
ReplyDeletebot and ramram up
ReplyDeleteDIRTY
ReplyDeleteDear Red Sox,
ReplyDeleteThank you. Carry on.
Love Always,
JoS Gamethreaders
The water is Muddy!!!
ReplyDeleteWATER
ReplyDeleteDamn, I missed Tek hitting TWO dongs???? Happy that the Sox won. Finally.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to get the highlights at MLB. The first one seemed to carry, but the second one was a nice shot.
ReplyDeleteWill do. I hope this means he gets to play or pinch hit now and then.
ReplyDeleteNope. Once a week keeps him fresh and ready to go. Can't you tell? Let's see. 4 games a month, 6 months of season, 2 dongs a game, that's 48 HR!!! Don't mess with it, Tito!
ReplyDeleteThat would be fine with me!
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