Rays - 101 000 300 - 5 8 0An early burst of runs -- back-to-back home runs from David Ortiz and Adrian Beltre in the first and RBI hits from Victor Martinez and Ortiz in the second -- coupled with Ryan Kalish's grand slam in the fourth carried the Red Sox to victory.
Red Sox - 330 500 10x - 12 9 0
Lester (6-4-2-3-10, 94) allowed baserunners in only the first and third innings. He stranded two in the first and left the bases loaded in the third. The pen stumbled in the seventh -- Robert Coello (in his major league debut) issued two bases-loaded walks and Dustin Richardson added another -- but things settled down after that. Boston has walked in seven runs in the last two days.
In addition to the four-run homer, Kalish singled, walked, stole two bases, and scored three times. J.D. Drew singled twice and walked and Daniel Nava walked twice and singled. Lars Anderson went 0-for-4; all 12 pitches he saw were strikes.
Baltimore beat the Yankees 4-3 during the afternoon, so Boston gained a game on both teams. The Red Sox are 6.5 GB in the WC and 9 GB in the ALE.Jeff Neimann / Jon Lester
Lars Anderson makes his major league debut. Josh Reddick has also been called up. Pawtucket's season ended yesterday.Nava, LF
Drew, RF
Martinez, C
Ortiz, DH
Beltre, 3B
Lowrie, 2B
Kalish, CF
Anderson, 1B
Navarro, SS
Everyone knows Boston's post-season chances are thisclose to nil -- the projections at BP (2.1%, 0.9%, 1.7%) and Cool Standings (1.1%) reflect that. Plus, the White Sox's weekend sweep pushed the Red Sox into 3rd place for the wild card.
Back on September 1, YFSF looked at the rest of the season:
If I were a Sox fan who had not yet given up on this season, I would be hoping the Sox can get through next week's home series against the Rays and return home on September 16 from their 6-game stint in Oakland and Seattle no more than 6 back of the Yankees. The Yanks will be entering arguably their toughest stretch of the year ... Boston would be banking on making up the bulk of ground in those final two weeks.But ... what if the Red Sox swept the Rays? They would be 4.5 GB Tampa Bay with 22 games to play. Would that do anything for you?
Since that post last Wednesday, the Red Sox have not helped their cause at all, going 2-3 and losing another two games in the standings. ... Being 6 GB on September 16 wouldn't guarantee a damn thing, of course, plus it would involve picking up 4.5 games in 10 games (11 days) -- and continuing to steamroll. ... Yeah, a 1.3% shot seems about right. ... Just win one game, tonight's game, and all that, etc.
Anyway ... Neimann was on the DL (right shoulder strain) for most of August. He has made two starts since returning -- allowing 17 runs in 8.1 innings -- and seen his ERA rise by nearly a full run, to 3.97.
AL East: Orioles/Yankees, 1 PM
BAL - 001 011 1
ReplyDeleteMFY - 000 102
Pop Sensation
ReplyDeleteCheck out 5 Beds to Mecca. Subtle!
Best repurposing of a paperback cover Ever.
ReplyDeleteUpton, CF
ReplyDeleteBartlett, SS
Crawford, LF
Longoria, 3B
Pena, 1B
Rodriguez, 2B
Baldelli, DH
Zobrist, RF
Shoppach, C
BAL - 001 011 100 - 4 9 0
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ARZ - 000 000 000 0 - 0 5 0
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Great snip from the book cited by L:
"You have a couple of cannons yourself," he quipped, eyeballing my female-female breasts, all 38 inches D cup of them, where they stood at attention, brown nipples saluting. They were rock hard as they aimed themselves at his broad chest.
"Let's shoot each other," I suggested.
Good to see Rocco back in the majors even if I don't want to see him score any runs.
ReplyDeleteRex Parker, your blog is amazing! Loooove it.
ReplyDeleteSF scores 2 in the 11th
ReplyDeleteI hope Rex Parker isn't subscribing to the thread, seeing as it's a gamethread.
ReplyDeleteGreenville was the only Sox farm team to make the playoffs this year.
ReplyDeleteLester on pace for a 261-pitch CG.
ReplyDeleteL notes that Remy made a small joke after the Eastern Bank promo. It's on!
ReplyDelete"Eastern Bank is the only bank in town that will cash a Don Orsillo check!"
ReplyDeleteThe Rays pitching coach looks like he is on something to me.
ReplyDeleteAlso last night, Bill "Spaceman" Lee pitches and wins an indy league game for Brockton at age 63.
ReplyDeleteRe Bill Lee, Allan posted about it here. Jere was at the game and has photos and video.
ReplyDeleteremy revisits the apple pie and cider.
ReplyDeleteQuadrangular!!!!
ReplyDeletePAPI!!!
ReplyDeleteHELLO, NIEMANN!
ReplyDeleteQUADRANGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!
PESKY PAPI!
ReplyDeleteB2B for the Belter!!
ReplyDeleteB2B Beltre!!!!
ReplyDeleteHEAD RUBBING DONG!
ReplyDeleteb2b!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOne more to 1000
ReplyDelete¡QUADRANGULARES SEGUIDOS!
ReplyDeleteye olde two-out rally!
ReplyDeleteLars - swing at the first pitch!
ReplyDeleteMLB has him at #78
ReplyDeleteHe is wearing #44
Off to watch fireworks for a little. I'll be back.
ReplyDeleteHere goes Remy, giving that extra something to the sponsor. I wonder if there are now separate ad rates for an extra announcer push.
ReplyDeletethey probably pay extra to have remy NOT read their promos.
ReplyDeleteGotta love V-Mart. What would we do without him.
ReplyDeleteFLO!
ReplyDeletePapi goes oppy! Cruising!
ReplyDelete(Would it have killed them to do this for Diehard yesterday?!)
This is more fun than yesterday. I wish I didn't feel like I had to add "so far".
ReplyDeleteNow that is something that needs advertising..more people need to drink non-crappy beer IMO.
ReplyDeletesit down eva
ReplyDeleteI actually hate called Longoria "eva" because we have a wonderful niece by that name. But I used it anyway because I needed to make a test post.
ReplyDelete* calling
ReplyDeleteyo, sid. out pls.
ReplyDeleteThat could have been a lot worse.
ReplyDelete(Would it have killed them to do this for Diehard yesterday?!)
ReplyDeleteLOL, was just on the phone saying the same thing every time a run scored.
But, I'll certainly take it tonight. No complaints from me on that!
MLB has him at #78
ReplyDeleteHe is wearing #44
He was #78 in spring training.
Redsox.com had him at #44 this afternoon when I looked. They don't list Reddick yet, and I'm curious what he'll wear this time. He was 39 earlier in the year but that's Salty now. Last year he was 68, but Coello's got that.
OK, looked again before posting this and they do have Reddick now... #46.
"cleans it out"
ReplyDeletedrink.
Fiery pinball!
ReplyDeleteattention shoppers.
ReplyDeletePapi goes oppy!
ReplyDeleteLove this phrase!
idiots doing the wave.
ReplyDeletepapi goes oppy - pilfered that from tim, I think. I like it too :)
ReplyDeleteWhen V-Mart goes to a 3-0 count, does Tito give him the blue light?
ReplyDeleteump totally out of position at 2b
ReplyDeleteblue light, good one :)
ReplyDeletetiz needs a single and triple
ReplyDeleteHowever, I don't like when Papi goes poppy. :(
ReplyDeleteThey fear the awesome power of the Belter.
ReplyDeletealright, i'm alive.
ReplyDeletesup thread?
jedi time.
ReplyDeleteHoly snikies this is a slow game
ReplyDeleteTim, is there a reason why you would be something other than alive?
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear it, Tim.
ReplyDeleteRBBI!
ReplyDeleteBeeyootifull
ReplyDeletewell, i WAS just in cleveland for the weekend....
ReplyDeletenot really cle tho, a suburb like 40 min south of the city.
but yeah, i posted the b2b then disappeared for awhile, hence my greeting :)
RBBI! nice.
come mista kalish mon, play for me dongana - dongy come and sonn wanna go home!
(no idea where that came from!)
OK, bases-loaded walks can be cool when we're the ones at the plate. Now let's see if Sonnanstine can channel Manuel and walk the next on 4 pitches (not that I'm still bitter or anything of course).
ReplyDelete11 straight balls
ReplyDeleteA Day-O reference. I love it. That song has a very special meaning to me (re my dad).
ReplyDeleteThanks!
booooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
ReplyDeleteSALAMI DONG
DONGY COME AND SONN WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGRAND RYAN KALISH SLAM!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, hey.
ReplyDeleteTimmmyy--You (and Harry Belafonte) called it.
ReplyDeleteNICE JOB!!!
Glad you made it out of Cleveland alive :)
ReplyDeletedayo mojo!
ReplyDeleteyup, didn't get intercepted by any tribes on the i-271.
ReplyDeletebrb, dog peeing.
ReplyDeletethis would've been even more fun 9 days ago ;) (the lead, not dog peeing) - hell, it still is fun!
ooo lester pitch count
ReplyDelete29-11-29 11
our playoff odds could be up to 3% by the end of the night
ReplyDelete(thumbs up)
remy not chiming in as much. interesting.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i was looking for an ad plug after the one in the 2nd (?) but they didnt have one.
ReplyDeleteseems like they're screwing around a bit more since cafardo et al have given the eulogy of 2010.
ReplyDelete*the latest eulogy. not all the may-august ones.
ReplyDeleteYa Gotta Believe .....
ReplyDeletein Mitch!
2 straight 7-pitch innings for lester.
ReplyDeletefuck mitch. lying prick. why have you forsaken me mitch?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeletei feel like philadelphia while joe is rounding the bases.
who is screwing around with what?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen this "HotelPlanner.com"? They must have spent all their money on ad time and had a nickel left over to produce the thing. If I hadn't seen it during a game, I'd swear it was an old SNL parody.
ReplyDeleteThat was supposed to say... has anyone seen an ad for ... that website.
ReplyDeletecoello up
ReplyDeleteDamn, good defense. Bah.
ReplyDeletestupid bartlett
ReplyDeletecoello's debut, too
ReplyDeleteDear NESN:
ReplyDeleteSHOW THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
An annoyed viewer
is bard available for a save?
ReplyDeletenavarro was the sure-handed SS we saw in buffalo, right allan?
ReplyDeletejesus.
that was gil velazquez, i believe.
ReplyDeleteDear L,
ReplyDeleteIgnorance is bliss.
Sincerely,
Apathetic Viewers
hrm. who was 2b then?
ReplyDeleteRomero.
ReplyDeletenuiman. nvm.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, Remy, you've never stained a deck in your life and you know it.
ReplyDeleteremy pimpin paint!
ReplyDeletepimpin aint ez, JR. it ain't ez.
OK, Don put him on the spot and he admit it.
ReplyDeletebenjamin moore ponied up some serious beans!
ReplyDeletemanuel being manuel.
ReplyDeleteOh fucking hell. I take it back. NESN, show something else.
ReplyDeleterobbie needs a pitching manuel.
ReplyDeletea recent this day in baseball had the tigers tying a record with 6 PH in one inning, in 1970 or so.
ReplyDeletetampa will tie that (6) with the next batter -- when the game resumes.
"Even-choo-ally" - Manuel
ReplyDeleteoh, it was coello. nvm then.
ReplyDeleteOh no, not Richardson again. [hyperventillates] I can't go through that again so soon.
ReplyDeletenope, pena hitting
ReplyDeletewhy do they show shit being thrown on the field, but not people?
ReplyDeleteLOL, same difference. Coello needs a pitching "manuel" too.
ReplyDeleteNo. He did not just do that. No no no.
ReplyDelete7th bases loaded walk in the last 8 innings for sox pitchers
ReplyDeletehere comes tom.
ReplyDeleteCripe, is any lead safe from this bullpen?
ReplyDeleteDustin Richardson is basically Javier Lopez, but a little taller. They even have the same jaw/chin. And I don't think either one has ever retired the first batter they've faced.
ReplyDeleteShit, Tito, get Hall in there!
ReplyDeleteThis is why I could not join the still-hoping-for-playoffs club. This is not a very good team.
ReplyDeleteCripe, is any lead safe from this bullpen?
ReplyDeleteNo.
Shit, Tito, get Hall in there!
ReplyDeleteYes.
coello and richardson and manuel would not pitch in the playoffs.
ReplyDelete6th PH!
ReplyDeletethis sportsnet one commerical has shown all mlb teams but the jays, yet i don't think that channel has shown anything BUT jays games, except for a couple when the jays weren't on.
ReplyDeleteat least the other SNET channels are showing more sox.
coello and richardson and manuel would not pitch in the playoffs.
ReplyDeleteBut in order to be in the playoffs, a team must make the playoffs.
That could have been a lot worse, jr.
ReplyDeleteLook, I don't care what kind of cheerleading you do. The 2010 Red Sox are just not that good. I'm not exactly going out on a limb here!
ReplyDeleteThat was only the 7th?!? We have to go through that 2 more times?!?
ReplyDeleteYup.
ReplyDeleteLOL they have to show the entire defensive setup again.
ReplyDeleteall-star game-esque substitutions.
ReplyDelete1B and C the only positions to stay the same from last inning.
ReplyDelete"Red Sox on Holiday's in 2010"
ReplyDeleteGood God.
Kalish is doing great stuff tonight.
ReplyDelete11 pitches to lars -- all strikes.
ReplyDelete12.
ReplyDeleteinsurance!
ReplyDeleteNava Granted Balfour.
ReplyDeleteUp by 7, with 6 outs to go.
ReplyDeletek, going to watch the rest of this sans thread hopefully, maybe ill be back to bitch about the pen giving up a 7 run lead!
ReplyDeletewinston just sat on the remote and it turned to some toronto maple leafs game. guess thats his view on 2010.
Winston, I'm with you :)
ReplyDeletejohnson starts this inning with a hit , too.
ReplyDeleteI really like Scott Atchison.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to the radio at the moment, but on TV he often looks surprised that he's pitching.
"This is why I could not join the still-hoping-for-playoffs club. This is not a very good team."
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY.
"Holiday's"
ReplyDeleteTypo still there.
Ish, did you get the Quiznos?
ReplyDeleteDon in post-mortem mode.
ReplyDeleteGotta get away from this computer. Later taters. Don't drink the water!
ReplyDeleteThe water is Muddy!!!
ReplyDelete1 down
2 to go
6.5 GB/WC
Dirty>>Clean
ReplyDelete12 runs on 9 hits.
Palindrome linescore for the Nats:
ReplyDelete001 515 100
(actually the 9th inning 0 was an x because they were home; does that still count?)
Cafardo, pre-game: "You can pretty much tell now, based on the Sox lineup, that the end has come."
ReplyDeleteCafardo, post-game: "Never know do you? Red Sox pretty much put a lineup out there waving the white flag for the season with four rookies in the lineup and trounced the Rays ..."
Nick, that should probably read: "Never learn do I?"
"Pretty much"
ReplyDeleteThe number of annoying incidents was way down during this game. I counted only 7 times that Remy extended the commercial/promo with additional blather:
ReplyDeleteEnd of T1 - bank
B1, Ortiz AB - apple pie/cider
B2, Drew AB - lotto
T3, Upton AB - beer*
B5, after Nava - first aid**
T7, Jennings AB - paint***
T7, Atchison in - ****
*: had to be prodded by Orsillo
**: very minor mention
***: way overboard; holy shit, what a whore! they must have paid extra!!
****: cannot read my writing, looks like "after game (don house)"; ??
There were just as many times that I expected Remy to jump in, based on Sunday's game, but he did not.