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March 11, 2011

Now Batting For New York: Kenny G

The Yankees have the deepest pockets in the game, but they are not above taking a page out of Moneyball. In their on-going attempt to one-up the Red Sox this winter, they are hoping to exploit the market's undervaluing of soulless musicians with perms:
He's gonna need to cut that hair. ... That beautiful, beautiful hair.
Example
Los Angeles Times:
Morales said his name is spelled correctly -- Kendrys Morales Rodriguez -- on all his personal documents but when the final "s" was left off after he signed with the Angels in December 2004 he just never bothered to correct it.

5 comments:

  1. Is Kenny G good at anything?

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  2. Least he could do is swing his sax in the cage instead of a bat.

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  3. Is his perm a comb over now?

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  4. Kenny is so little if he stands behind the bat.. he'll disappear.

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