The Yankees have the deepest pockets in the game, but they are not above taking a page out of Moneyball. In their on-going attempt to one-up the Red Sox this winter, they are hoping to exploit the market's undervaluing of soulless musicians with perms:
He's gonna need to cut that hair. ... That beautiful, beautiful hair.
Morales said his name is spelled correctly -- Kendrys Morales Rodriguez -- on all his personal documents but when the final "s" was left off after he signed with the Angels in December 2004 he just never bothered to correct it.