The New York tabloids have featured Alex Rodriguez nearly every day for the past few weeks. Here are today's papers:
Monday's Post:
Slappy returned to the major leagues last night. He went 1-for-4 as the Yankees were crushed by the White Sox 8-1. New York (with a -18 run differential) is 9.5 GB the Red Sox in the AL East.
A-Rod must have done something right. To be so hated by all those scummy tabloids is almost like a badge of honor. When MLK was shot, he was the most hated man in the world because of the NEW YORK TIMES and WASHINGTON POST. People hated Jesus too. Maybe A-Rod did something really cool we just don't know about. Maybe MLB is still mad at him for wanting to play for the Dominican Republic instead of TEAM USA in the WBC.
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