Sean Hannity Explains Which Ballpark Foods Are Easiest To Eat If You Are Wearing A Mask

Hannity's plan to re-open Yankee Stadium is the funniest shit I've watched in a while pic.twitter.com/PuunNPYzRa

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) April 17, 2020

"Pro-choice", eh?

Also: Dr. Phil, who is not an actual doctor, is as dumb as a box of lint.

But he's far more dangerous than a lint pile, because what he says could result in mass deaths. He apparently believes cancer from smoking cigarettes is contagious. (Spoiler: It's not.)