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October 31, 2009

WS3: Yankees 8, Phillies 5

Yankees  - 000 231 110 - 8  8  1
Phillies - 030 001 001 - 5 6 0
Example
Andy Pettitte (4.16, 107 ERA+) / Cole Hamels (4.32, 99 ERA+)

Post:
"Can you hear anything here that you haven't heard in Boston?" Jeter was asked prior to a Citizens Bank Park workout yesterday in preparation for tonight's World Series Game 3 against the Phillies. ...

"Boston is pretty bad. ... I don't want to say no, then they will figure out something new" ...
Example
Post:
A-Rod Art Hung Like Horse: Ex

The Yankees slugger is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur -- a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse -- over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said.
The Post notes that Slappy "has been hitting more like My Little Pony" in the first two games of the World Series (0-for-8, with 6 strikeouts).

96 comments:

  1. Jeter, SS
    Damon, LF
    Teixeira, 1B
    Rodriguez, 3B
    Posada, C
    Cano, 2B
    Swisher, RF
    Cabrera, CF
    Pettitte, P

    Rollins, SS
    Victorino, CF
    Utley, 2B
    Howard, 1B
    Werth, RF
    Ibanez, LF
    Felix, 3B
    Ruiz, C
    Hamels, P

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  2. Girardi says CC in G4 on short rest.

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  3. Game scheduled to begin at 9:15 now.

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  4. That's a good way to get it started.

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  5. on ground balls that he does not have to move even one step for, alex is pretty bad.

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  6. not even a thought of a throw from dumbo

    &
    should have been ball 4 there

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  7. jesus, horseface, pick up the pace.

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  8. At least Pettitte is wearing his horseface. We've only had one group of trick'or'treaters tonight. Hardly feels like Halloween.

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  9. phillies have to take HUGE advantage of this.

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  10. An epic meltdown inning would be great here

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  11. These pitches are practically hitting the plate before Victorino even swings.

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  12. Some runs are good. More would have been better.

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  13. Could have been more, but 3-0 is still good

    More runs than they've scored in Pedro's two postseason starts this year combined

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  14. so far, so good. would have liked to see about 5 for the phils.

    we were/are both at work tonight, so we put up a sign saying we're out, don't ring the ball and bother our dogs, here's a bag of candy, take some.

    i wish we had a camera set up to see what happens. i think a lot of kids come by with a parent, but i also wonder if someone came and took 40 pieces!

    our first halloween in canada, in 2005, we bought lots of candy, had shit on the door, etc. it was kind of our first time doing it. we had only a brother and a sister come by. 2 kids . and they came early. if they had come late would would have given them everything we had.

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  15. jeez, howard looking ortizian.

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  16. No, I think he's actually closer to the Cactus at this point.

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  17. mlbtv comes back late and misses the first pitch to damon

    AND THEY AREN'T EVEN SHOWING COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    there is literally nothing else on -- and they still fuck it up!

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  18. Hit the camera. What's that mean?

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  19. camera was above the fence, so it's a dong. it went over by maybe 1.5 inches, but it cleared the fence.

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  20. if it cleared the fence, and isn't a bogus call, ok.

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  21. it counts, but man you can't hit a cheaper home run than that (outside of the bronx)

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  22. fox again showing that teix should have been called out on strikes on what was called ball 4.

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  23. It's almost like bunting wasn't a good odds play there.

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  24. i would think the avg run expectancy from man on 1st and 1 out to man on 2nd and 2 outs is lessened.

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  25. You've got to be fucking kidding me

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  26. Cole: YOU'RE CURVEBALL IS SHIT. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN. DON'T THROW THE THING.

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  27. hamels's start went into the shitter in a hurry.

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  28. and they have let pettitte get some of his shit together, too.

    pc: 20-31-9 12 = 72

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  29. It would be really nice if Howard wouldn't be an automatic out the next time he's up.

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  30. Time to score some more fucking runs

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  31. thanks for hacking 3-0, whore-hay.

    2-3-4 for the phils. time to get them runs back.

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  32. hey asshole, try to swing only at pitches that don't bounce this time, okay?

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  33. dear phillies: you do know the idea is to score more runs than the other team, right?

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  34. This game sucks. On an interesting note, I was listening to the Phillies broadcast on the way home from my sister's halloween party and in the middle innings they have their TV guys take over and call the game.

    Imagine having Castig and O'B call a couple innings then DO and Remy do the middle innings, then Castig again? That'd be cool.

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  35. Can we just have Werth hit for everyone else?

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  36. C.J. Wilson just tweeted: Andy- scouting report: werth likes fastballs in the middle

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  37. FOX doesn't bother to show who's warming for the Yankees. They just close in on Rivera, who's sitting on the bench trying to catch bugs with his tongue.

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  38. The Yankees slugger is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur -- a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse -- over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said.

    Yarr. That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.

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  39. Bruntlett?

    Happ has a better chance of getting a hit...

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  40. Isn't that sort of redundant, though? A-Rod having paintings of a horse's ass and a horse's ass on his wall?

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  41. All Bruntlett knows how to do is turn unassisted triple plays.

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  42. What a play by Jeter to hit the ball to right field - his accuracy is so special that he can make a baseball land in a glove!

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  43. jtc up - he better be getting an earful.

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  44. i'm heading out after this 1/2 inning. i'll put stuff through when i get home.

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  45. Alright

    Let me make this quite clear

    Score

    Runs

    Now

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  46. got to hear miller and morgan in the car on the way home.

    morgan, when shemp was coming up: "it isn't so much that girardi wants to give him an at-bat, he just wants to keep him sharp and give him some at-bats here in philadelphia."

    then morgan repeated the same thing, "not so much to give him an at-bat but to give him some at-bats".

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  47. too little, too late, you clowns.

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  48. Nice fuckin job, Phillies.

    You assholes better win tomorrow night.

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