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May 6, 2011

G32: Twins 9, Red Sox 2

Twins    - 130 041 000 - 9 12  0
Red Sox  - 010 100 000 - 2  7  2
Before tonight, the Twins had scored more than five runs only once in 29 games. They had no problem swinging the lumber tonight, as Wakefield (4.1-9-8-4-1, 84) allowed four runs after only ten Twins had batted. That hole was deep enough, as Boston could do nothing with Baker (8-7-2-1-8, 106).

Trevor Plouffe homered in the first inning, Denard Span singled in two runs in the second, and Danny Valencia doubled in a pair in the fifth. The other runs scored on a balk called by the incompetent home plate umpire Angel Hernandez (his jaw-droppingly bad ball/strike calls have to be seen to be believed) and two more came around on one of Jed Lowrie's two errors.

J.D. Drew and Adrian Gonzalez hit solo home runs for Boston. ... Alfredo Aceves, back up from Pawtucket, pitched very well (4.2-3-1-1-2, 67) in relief. ... Jacoby Ellsbury singled twice.
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Scott Baker / Tim Wakefield

Wakefield makes the start tonight, as Daisuke Matsuzaka was scratched after his relief appearance in Wednesday's 13-inning loss.

Before yesterday's game, the Red Sox placed Bobby Jenks (right biceps tendinitis) and Dan Wheeler (left calf) on the 15-day disabled list and called up Rich Hill and Scott Atchison. Both pitchers worked in relief of John Lackey and after the game, Atchison was sent back down to Pawtucket. Alfredo Aceves is expected to be with the Sox tonight.

The Herald's John Tomase offers some cliched Eye-of-the-Tiger silliness:
Theo Epstein hit all the relevant checkmarks when he assembled the 2011 Red Sox: talent, track record, makeup. But maybe he missed one that's more crucial than we realized - hunger.

The drawback of building an uber-team that features a bunch of eight-figure contracts ... is that no one has to fight for anything. ... [T]hey lack the desperation to turn a very good club into a great one.
After tonight, one-fifth of the season will be complete, and the Red Sox are no closer to first place (4 GB) than they were almost a month ago: April 10. (They were 3.5 GB for a few days about two weeks ago, but quickly dropped back.) It's been frustrating, but we're about four months away from "desperate".

AL East: Tigers/Blue Jays and Rays/Orioles at 7 PM; Yankees/Rangers at 8 PM.

39 comments:

  1. Ellsbury, CF
    Pedroia, 2B
    Gonzalez, 1B
    Youkilis, 3B
    Ortiz, DH
    Drew, RF
    Lowrie, SS
    Crawford, LF
    Saltalamacchia, C

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  2. Span CF
    Plouffe SS
    Morneau 1B
    Kubel DH
    Cuddyer RF
    Valencia 3B
    Revere LF
    Butera C
    Casilla 2B

    The Twins are the worst in the AL and 28th out of 30 MLB teams in batting average (.230), and the worst in MLB in on-base percentage (.292), slugging percentage (.323), and runs scored (89).

    Could we maybe win some games against these fucking sad sacks?

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  3. I sure hope so, Allan. If not, we are truly in serious trouble.

    Jerry still sick??

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  4. And...we are already behind.

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  5. come on, wakedini.
    get out of it.

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  6. SHIT

    LOL, Allan, I typed Wakeadini before I saw your comment.

    Unfortunately, Wake did not get out of the mess unscathed.

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  7. fuck, some very luck.

    OUT!

    BALK???

    FUCK YOU TWINS
    FUCK YOU UMPS

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  8. fuck, some very luck.

    OUT!

    BALK???

    FUCK YOU TWINS
    FUCK YOU UMPS

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  9. I guess I should have asked for three outs.

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  10. I think baseball used to be fun, but lately I can barely remember why.

    Francona pissed off as much as I have ever seen.

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  11. hey why cam umps touch tito but tito can't touch umps?

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  12. Was it really a balk? Can they replay taht?

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  13. i seriously hate joe west.

    angel hernandez can go fuck himself too

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  14. That whole mess with West grabbing at Francona was ridiculous. West should be ejected. I always find it funny when umpires "protect" the other umps. If you're man enough to make the call, you're man enough to get cussed out.

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  15. Nice! First real smile of the game for me!

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  16. Angel Hernandez is one of the shittiest umps in the history of ever. This is from tonight.

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  17. what the fuck was that Jed??

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  18. i never noticed you can't spell Lowrie without "ole"

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  19. red sox starters give up 8 runs in consecutive games.

    in addition to not being hungry enough, they are also not very thirsty.

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  20. That (Brooks location chart) is damning. Wow, Hernandez really is horrible. I suspect Wakefield is harder to call than other pitchers, but the number of missed strikes is just eye-popping.

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  21. i want to look at various iindividual batters later tonight, but the number of green balls in the heart of the plate is astounding.

    he is often voted the worst ump in player polls, along with bucknor.

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  22. okay, that was legit. he still fucks goats.

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  23. This team is not making it easy to like them.

    I mean, I love them, but I'm not liking them very much.

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  24. I agree, Laura. They are really no fun to watch...so far.

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  25. That winning streak was fun. Would be nice to have another.

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