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July 5, 2008

Schadenfreude 51 (A Continuing Series)

George A. King III, Post:
At 45-42, the Yankees are close to being measured for pinstriped coffins before the All-Star Game ...
Mark Feinsand, Daily News:
Maybe the Yankees just aren't very good.
Johnny Damon:
We just need to win more games.

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8 comments:

  1. laura kJuly 5, 2008 at 6:59 AM

    Love that Daily News headline, "Hey Johnny, that's the ball..."!

    This S-freude was especially gleeful, thanks!

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  2. andyJuly 5, 2008 at 8:16 AM

    I gotta go to Paris and hook up with C-Rod. C-Rod, that's funny. Cunt-rod?
    I am gonna call my wife that and see what happens.

    It would be truly awesome if it was discovered that C-Rod and CI were having an affair. Better yet Giambi while he was wearing golden panties.

    Sorry L for the bad woman names. I won't really call my wife that. But hey, it's pillow talk babe.

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  3. allanJuly 5, 2008 at 8:26 AM

    Poor woman can't even get her own nickname. It has to be modeled on her husband's quite unoriginal one.

    Maybe all the Yankees should go to that type of name:

    A-Rod
    D-Jet
    J-Giam
    J-Dam
    J-Po
    M-Cab
    M-Mus
    M-Riv
    K-Farn

    See how clever they are!

    (Actually, I think some Yankee fans do call Dumbo J-Po.)

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  4. andyJuly 5, 2008 at 9:09 AM

    D-Jet is pretty cool.

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  5. allanJuly 5, 2008 at 9:17 AM

    I wonder if the Daily News headline guy used Noodles to also hint at Damon. Probably not.

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  6. laura kJuly 5, 2008 at 10:06 AM

    I wonder if the Daily News headline guy used Noodles to also hint at Damon.

    I wondered that too.

    Andy, I assumed you wouldn't call your wife that unless she liked it. If so you should call her that often but not tell us. :)

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  7. Jack MarshallJuly 5, 2008 at 10:12 AM

    Of COURSE they're not very good! This is a revelation?

    Let's just hope they rally their pride enough to beat the Rays a couple of times.

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  8. laura kJuly 5, 2008 at 5:50 PM

    This is a revelation?

    Does everything written here have to be revelatory?

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