October 16, 2008

ALCS 5: Red Sox 8, Rays 7

Rays    - 203 000 200 - 7  8  1
Red Sox - 000 000 431 - 8 11 0
ALIVE!


Tampa Bay was seven outs away from the American League pennant -- and the Red Sox were down by seven runs.

The Rays recorded only six of those outs -- and the Red Sox scored eight times to complete the greatest comeback by any team facing elimination and the second biggest comeback in post-season/World Series history and send this ALCS back to Florida.

David Ortiz's three-run dong to right in the seventh was a big blow -- cutting the lead from 7-1 to 7-4 -- but it was J.D. Drew who was the hero. After Jason Bay walked on four pitches to start the eighth inning, Drew clubbed a two-run shot to right off J.P. Howell to bring Boston to within 7-6. With two outs, Mark Kotsay doubled off B.J. Upton's glove in deep left-center and Coco Crisp capped off a 10-pitch at-bat with a line drive single to right. Gabe Gross's throw did not make the infield on the fly and Kotsay scored the tying run.


With two outs in the bottom of the ninth, Kevin Youkilis reached second base on a throwing error by Evan Longoria. Jason Bay was walked intentionally. Drew then lined a 3-1 pitch over Gross's head in right field and Yook scored the game-winning run.



***

Lineups:
Crisp, CF        Iwamura, 2B
Pedroia, 2B Upton, CF
Ortiz, DH Pena, 1B
Youkilis, 3B Longoria, 3B
Bay, LF Crawford, LF
Drew, RF Floyd, DH
Lowrie, SS Navarro, C
Varitek, C Gross, RF
Kotsay, 1B Bartlett, SS
***

BR Preview: Scott Kazmir / Daisuke Matsuzaka

Fact: Tampa Bay is three games away from elimination. The Rays have been conducting a Totally Kicking Ass 101 seminar since last Saturday, but the real ALCS begins tonight. Fenway Park will be rocking. We will make our own destination.

Joe Maddon has altered his pitching rotation, not to go for the kill in Game 5, but to set his team up for a better Game 6 matchup. Big mistake, Joe. Big. Tito the Assassin knows that when you have your target lined up in your sights, you fucking fire. You don't stop and check if your shoelaces are tied.


Choosing Kazmir over Shields has left the ALCS door a bit more open than it was 24 hours ago - and the Large Father & Co. are gonna barge in and make themselves at home. Backs to the wall -- win or go home -- "got to make it interesting" -- this is what we do -- and this is when we do it -- because "If you wear a Red Sox uniform jersey, you're a bad motherfucker."

Stick with me baby, stick with me anyhow
Things should start to get interesting right about now
Bob Dylan - "Mississippi"


***

It worked in 2004. It worked in 2007. It'll work in 2008.
One. One game. One win. That's all.

Not three, not two.

One.

Tonight.
***

Matsuzaka, October 21, 2007:
I don't know if the term "switched on" is the right term or the right way to describe, but I am all on for [tonight].

907 comments:

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allan said...

we have not been shutout in this series, but it feels like it's been a week since we got a run.

Amy said...

Tek to strike out in his last at bat...

Amy said...

FWIW, I will root for the Phillies. My cousin's son is a Phillies fan, and if I can't be happy, he deserves to be. I don't know anyone who is a Rays fan.

Anonymous said...

Get on the fuckin' board, guys!

A Conformer said...

Actually, if we lose here (which looks very likely, although it's not over till it's over, I guess), I'll be rooting for the Rays.
And then I'll be rooting for them to go in Detroit 06's and Indians 07's footsteps next year.

Benjamin said...

Not one hit for Tek. Not one.

allan said...

1918 sign

WHAT ARE THESE SHITHEADS TALKING ABOUT????????????????

laura k said...

I would definitely root for the Rays. It's a great underdog story - something Sox fans can relate to.

I have a close friend who is a Phillies fan, but that has no bearing to me.

tim said...

Not one hit for Tek. Not one.

Read a comment on Extra Bases earlier, that Matsuzaka should have hit in place of varitek.

Wouldn't have been a bad idea, fuck. .333 career post season hitter with 2 RBI!

Anonymous said...

Redsock-

Perhaps they're yanks fans teleported from 2003?

laura k said...

Unless they were advertising Allan's book, they shout STFU.

9casey said...

L-girl said...
I would definitely root for the Rays. It's a great underdog story - something Sox fans can relate to.



We were never the underdog they are..

Rob said...

I'm going to just watch and see how it plays out. I don't think I'll root for one team either way. Just see what happens.

Anonymous said...

Fuck it. We waste the double, I'm gong to bed. I've got school early tomorrow.

tim said...

I always wonder how the TV cameras can show someone in a box, watching the TV, and the TV in the box has a different image than the TV I am watching.

Amy said...

It would be nice to at least avoid the shut out.

A Conformer said...

Ococ hit that one too well.

Rob said...

Boy those two outs loom large don't they?

tim said...

Perhaps they're yanks fans teleported from 2003?

Imagine how fucked their world is to see the Rays in the ALCS...up 3 to 1...with a 7-0 lead in game 5! I would head right back to 2003 and look for Mr. Boone

efd said...

I think they were saying the last time the Red Sox were shut out at Fenway in a post season game was during the 1918 WS.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. Two hits in an inning. This is a new concept!

thatdietcokegirl said...

I'm already happier, whatever the result.(Or maybe it's cause I'm eating pizza now...)

These hits are like so much more pleasing than I remember hits ever being? :D

SoSock said...

I'll be pulling for the Phillies barring a miracle comeback here.
I am completely in agreement with the not-pulling-for-the-new-guys line. Have to honor the old guard, tradition and history filled teams.
Except of course for those 2 instances Tim mentioned. MFY's are just evil, not traditional.

allan said...

miller wonders why jed was ins coring position but he did not score... IT'S NOT A FUCKING GUARNATEE YOU FAT DUMB FUCKSTICJ

tim said...

This feels like one of those family gatherings, with the relative that nobody fucking likes.

You put them in the corner year after year and laugh at them, then the one year where they decide to come out, you let them have their day in the sun. But then, the next year, back in the fucking corner Aunt Mabel!

allan said...

I think they were saying the last time the Red Sox were shut out at Fenway in a post season game was during the 1918 WS.

Game 5 -- the game they almost did not play. They were about to walk out and cancel the series before that game.

laura k said...

Tradition tells me to root for the American League. I can only root for the NL under extreme circumstances. This is not enough.

Amy said...

I also prefer the old teams. I liked the fact that this post season was almost all "old" teams, except, of course, for the damn Rays. Even the Angels are getting to be an old team.

Rob said...

Love to see FY work a walk here. I want to see Ortiz up with the bases loaded. I'm not sure why. Old times sake, I guess.

laura k said...

I'm gonna call the Rays Aunt Mabel from now on.

Anonymous said...

Look, if the best we can do is screw up ball four's postseason ERA, we'll take it.

Rob said...

Balfour thought he could get FY to chase a ball two feet above his head.

laura k said...

It'd be pretty crazy if we won this game after all our crying tonight!

allan said...

fans awake and UP!

byrd warming

Anonymous said...

Lawl. Aunt Mabel.

Rob said...

Pedroia's growing up real quickly, isn't he?

SoSock said...

Hilarious, Tim :)

allan said...

ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob said...

NO MORE SHUTOUT!

Rob said...

FUCK YEAH!!

tim said...

Another goal I wold like to see in this world series....to see many, many SHITTY plays due to the SHITTY catwalks at the Trop.

Maybe then MLB will reconsider allowing teams to build and play in these pieces of crap.

laura k said...

Here we come!!!

Gambrinus said...

Yes!!!!

efd said...

FY!!!

Anonymous said...

YES! NO SHUT OUT!

A Conformer said...

OK, Papi, we really really need a dong here.

Amy said...

Wow, THREE hits in ONE inning. Has that EVER happened before?

So glad to get rid of that fucking zero on the scoreboard.

Rob said...

Oh man. If the large father could muscle up and hit one out... It'd be three runs with seven outs left.

thatdietcokegirl said...

Hey I like Aunt Mabel biotch ;p

Oh man I was waiting for SO LONG to hear Sandstorm lol.

allan said...

DONG = 7-4.

PAPI CHANTS

tim said...

Screw the mothers day miracle, its time for ALLAN'S BIRTHDAY-MIRACLE!

Rob said...

HYTYSDFYFDYGUGUGUFYDSUU

tim said...

FLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laura k said...

WE LIVE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Smack one, Papi. Shut up the naysayers and make it a three-run game.

SoSock said...

Holy SHIT!
We scored.
Now, is it too late or not?
Nope, NEVER too late.
But Poppa needs to step up.

I believe he did.

Rob said...

LIFE!!!!!! FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!! DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG!!!!

Amy said...

OFER! YOu did it!!

Gambrinus said...

OMG!!

allan said...

GOOD NIGHT RAYS

efd said...

!!!!

A Conformer said...

OK, now it's a fucking game again! Let's do this!

allan said...

BEDAZZLED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob said...

He knocked the SHIT out of that one!

tim said...

This better not be a fucking tease. TIE IT UP THIS INNING!~!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

...Oh.

My.

God.

Gambrinus said...

God, I loved that look on papi's face when he hit that.

Amy said...

I bet those fans who left are kicking themselves right now.

Even if we still lose, it already feels SO much better.

laura k said...

Wow, THREE hits in ONE inning. Has that EVER happened before?

LOL

here we go, the ALlan's bday miracle!!!

allan said...

vrictare better buy some fucking no-doz.

tim said...

I bet those fans who left are kicking themselves right now.


"Fenway Faithful" - my man-tits.

allan said...

Thank you, Grant Threerundong!

Amy said...

Hey, vrictare, thought you had to get up early tomorrow---sticking around now?? :)

tim said...

Come on guys....for this surely can't be the end of David "OR-tiz" !!!!!

efd said...

all the fans who were booing Papi earlier are saying "I knew he'd come through!"

...as they're driving home listening on the radio.

SoSock said...

Very cool. As I was typing about the abolute necessity for Papi to step up, he blasts one.

IT'S ON!

Aunt Mabel is suddenly crapping her granny panties

Anonymous said...

Lawl at redsock.

No fuckin' way I'm sleeping now. 1st period math is rather superfluous.

Rob said...

Their CLOSER in the 7th!

The FEAR!!

A Conformer said...

Alright YOOOOK, extra bases here- let's keep this going. No outs!

Rob said...

Their CLOSER in the 7th!

The FEAR!!

allan said...

here's some new math: sox 9-7.

laura k said...

No fuckin' way I'm sleeping now. 1st period math is rather superfluous.

There you go!!

Aunt Mabel's granny panties :)

tim said...

Aunt Mabel should just get back in the corner where she belongs.

tim said...

Where'd you learn that one Wheeler? JtC?

SoSock said...

damn that was close - knock it back down his throat now.

A Conformer said...

Wheeler has to show some of that fatigue from pitching 3.1 innings in game 2.

allan said...

Hey Tampa:

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

Amy said...

Too bad about those two runs in the top of the inning.

Anonymous said...

Youk and his 10-pitch at-bats.

Gotta love it.

laura k said...

OK, 3 runs in 6 outs. We can do it.

Rob said...

HOLD DAMMIT.

Gambrinus said...

This is ON.

So how long does Papelbon stay in?

tim said...

2 innings left. 3 runs? BIG DEAL! just got four runs in the past third of an inning.

Anonymous said...

Aw, shit.

Well, six outs to get three runs.

Rob said...

Even Youk got good wood on that one.

SoSock said...

Wow, the announcers actually sound excited about something good happening for the Sox.
I guess they jst want another day in the spotlight.

That's allright, mama, that's allright with me.

3 runs down with 2 Off. innings to go - very doable

Rob said...

Thought I could coax that one over the wall with Queen's "A Kind of Magic"

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least we won't see Timlin again, one way or the other.

tim said...

I'd like to hope Papelbon's in from here on out. For fuck sakes there's an off-day tomorrow.

Didn't seem to phase Tito in game two though. Let's just hope that Timlin was Old Yeller'ed yesterday. Taken out back on Van Ness St. and given the ol' goodnight via shotgun.

Rob said...

Bot's back in ther.e

Anonymous said...

Man, they should sell tickets to do the honors on Timlin.

Anonymous said...

C'mon Pap! First batter, set Death Glare down!

Rob said...

There is no better feeling than being dead for so long and there being signs of legitimate life. Looking for sustainability.

Rob said...

Splitter here, Bot. SPLIT.

laura k said...

9C, just saw your comment re underdogs. I meant the Sox have been underdogs in the past. Many many times.

tim said...

siddown, floyd!

Rob said...

Bot and Tek: Thank you!

tim said...

er...iBar

thatdietcokegirl said...

Yay ish you called it :))

lol the 'let's go red sox' chant returns ;D

Anonymous said...

What the fuck?

Paps HAS a changeup?

A Conformer said...

I don't know about you guys, but I want to see Papi hit again tonight.

Rob said...

Now all he's throwing is splitters.

He's lost 3 mph or so after 33 pitches.

Anonymous said...

Retarded Gameday called it a change.

tim said...

I don't know about you guys, but I want to see Papi hit again tonight.

Smells like a walk-off opportunity to me.

SoSock said...

Painting corners - luv it!

Rob said...

Canada, ON FIRE, and JEDI due up.

tim said...

I just remembered how douchey the TB announcers are (Migraine/Staats).

Now I want these fuckers to LOSE. AND BAD. FUCKING MIGRAINE I HATE YOU SO MUCH. THese guys are putrid.

I also hope I see Casey tonight (PHing for tek) and Ellsbury (running for someone)

laura k said...

Papi walkoff, that would be the sweetest.

Rob said...

92 mph but he's painting.

WATCH CLOSELY, Beckett.

Rob said...

SNUFFED!!

thatdietcokegirl said...

Mojo = Rising.

Rob said...

Here we go!

laura k said...

K! Beautiful.

HERE WE GO!!!!!!

Gambrinus said...

Bot!!!

tim said...

Bot being Bot. Fuckin 'eh, lets do this Sox!

laura k said...

RUNS PLEASE!!!

SoSock said...

"Overmatched him?"
Who are these guys and what did they do with those other announcers?

Rob said...

I LOVE the fist pump now! He was looking at the dugout pretty much saying "COME ON!!!!"

Anonymous said...

Our turn now.

A Conformer said...

Tek stand up works! Now it's time for some fiery canadian force.

allan said...

I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to see Varitek hit again tonight.

laura k said...

I also hope I see Casey tonight (PHing for tek) and Ellsbury (running for someone)

YES!

Rob said...

I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to see Varitek hit again tonight.

I don't think you will.

Rob said...

This is the first time in a long time, seemingly, that my heart has started to beat a TON.

thatdietcokegirl said...

I also hope I see Casey tonight (PHing for tek) and Ellsbury (running for someone)

I also like this scenario!

tim said...

Mojo = Rising.

Skip to 5 minutes in

Rob said...

Howell warming.

allan said...

hey wheeler beter not think about choking

Rob said...

Work a walk!

efd said...

time for some Canadian table-setting here!

laura k said...

O Canada, our home and native land....

Amy said...

DO it. Do it.

thatdietcokegirl said...

Mojo = Rising.

Skip to 5 minutes in


I love you.

efd said...

or, you know, a doung.

Rob said...

WALK!

Amy said...

Allan, I am with you. No more Tek.

laura k said...

Tim, tell us what the video says, ok We can barely thread and watch right now.

CANUCK WALK!!!

tim said...

BB, eh?

Rob said...

Maddon's leaving Wheeler in there.

A Conformer said...

OK, Drew- be postseason Drew. Fry these fuckers.

efd said...

Wheeler being Ball4

tim said...

Tim, tell us what the video says, ok We can barely thread and watch right now.

Got the MO-JO RI-SIN!

allan said...

it's diaper time for the rays.

Unknown said...

who comes in for pap???
or does he surpass the 40 pitch mark tonight?

laura k said...

I smell smoke...

Amy said...

Be patient. Wait him out.

SoSock said...

Hey, Aunt Mabel. Did you forget your meds today? 'Cause you're gonna need 'em!

Rob said...

ON FIRE!!!! DONG!!!!!

tim said...

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efd said...

ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Amy said...

ONE MORE FUCKING RUN AND WE ARE TIED.

laura k said...

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allan said...

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO MOTHERFUCKING DONG,

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gambrinus said...

JD!!!!!!

Oh god. This is a totally different game suddenly. And a totally different crowd.

efd said...

fuckin a!

SoSock said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
DONG!DONG!DONG!!!!!

laura k said...

we scared the dog!

HE DID IT HE FUCKING DID IT!!!!

Rob said...

Now it's the beginning of the 8th all over again, with JEDI, (Tek), and Kotsay!

A Conformer said...

This is crazy! ON FUCKING FIRE LIKE HELL!!!!

allan said...

OOOOOOOOOOOPS

looks like you thought about choking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have found religion.

Amy said...

Wonder if Patrick is watching somewhere.

thatdietcokegirl said...

HAPPY TIME!!!!!!!

Benjamin said...

Heh. Guess I have to stay up a bit longer too.

laura k said...

We are fucking winning this game.

WE ARE WINNING THIS GAME

Jake of All Trades said...

My werd!

efd said...

JD Drew theme song.

(Dwight Twilley, I'm On Fire)

Rob said...

CASEY Pinch-Hit!

tim said...

CASEY!

allan said...

Is that the Mayor of Dongville?

laura k said...

This is mean, I know, but anyone who gave up on the game deserves to miss it.

Rob said...

Still got one more run to get.

efd said...

Sean Casey PH, as scheduled!

Anonymous said...

One down. Damn.

tim said...

Caray: "And Wheeler is rattled"

best fucking thing youve said all playoffs mang!

Amy said...

Now the TBS guys seem to like us better.

Rob said...

I'm hoping we can at least have Mayor of base hit ville. or walkville.

Gambrinus said...

Dear Red Sox,
I'm sorry for thinking your season was over.

More runs please.

Amy said...

Not mean, Laura. They made their choice.

Rob said...

Casey is .421 lifetime hitter in the postseason.

tim said...

TB: Welcome to the postseason. Bitches.

A Conformer said...

At least one more run this inning. COME ON, let's do it!

allan said...

but they will act like they stayed to the end.

Amy said...

Be patient, damn it.

SoSock said...

Man, he went for it all on that swing.

Amy said...

Shit.

allan said...

casey being tek

tim said...

I got here just when it was getting good! (Sans the Fuckton double)

Fuck. Tek could have done that!

efd said...

Casey departs from his prepared remarks.

allan said...

by the way -- miller and morgan have stopped counting outs.

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