White Sox - 100 000 010 - 2 7 0BIG PAPI Walkoff HR!
Red Sox - 010 001 001 - 3 7 1
Wakefield was brilliant (7-6-1-1-3, 94) and David Ortiz hit two home runs! The game-winning blast was clubbed down the right field line, plenty high and deep enough, and it stayed fair -- his first walkoff dong since September 12, 2007.
Boston's other slugger -- Alex Gonzalez -- hit a solo shot in the sixth.
And Victor Martinez's night of dealing with the knuckleball was a complete non-event. It was never an issue. ... Plus, 21 of Wakefield's first 22 pitches (and 27 of 30) were strikes.
The Yankees beat the Rangers 9-2, so Boston stays 6 GB in the East. The Rangers fell 2.5 GB Boston in the Wild Card. The Blue Jays scored twice in the bottom of the ninth to beat the Rays 3-2 and drop Tampa 4 GB in the WC.Gavin Floyd (3.98, 118 ERA+) / Tim Wakefield (4.31, 110 ERA+)
Wakefield returns from the DL (lower back and left calf) for his first start since July 8. His pitches shall float like a butterfly while the Red Sox bats sting like a bee. A big fookin' nine-stinger stabbin' bee. Well, maybe an eight-stinger bee, since Seabass will be in there.
Brave Victor Martinez will be behind the plate:
I'm really looking forward to it. I've had a chance to catch four or five of his [bullpen sessions]. ... I'm pretty excited. ... You don't have to look pretty catching it. You just have to make sure that you catch it.Since Wakefield's mobility in somewhat uncertain, Tito will go with strong gloves at the corners: Kotchman 1B and Yook 3B, with Tiz DHing.Also: Rangers (Holland)/Yankees (Pettitte) at 7 PM.
To make room for Wakefield, Enrique Gonzalez was DFA'd (for the second time this month).
ReplyDelete1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Victor Martinez, C
4. Kevin Youkilis, 3B
5. David Ortiz, DH
6. Jason Bay, LF
7. J.D. Drew, RF
8. Casey Kotchman, 1B
9. Alex Gonzalez, SS
1. Jayson Nix, 2B
2. Gordon Beckham, 3B
3. A.J. Pierzynski, C
4. Paul Konerko, 1B
5. Jim Thome, DH
6. Jermaine Dye, RF
7. Carlos Quentin, LF
8. Alex Rios, CF
9. Alexei Ramirez, SS
Go Crimson Hose! When I come home from my meeting, I want to see double digits for the good guys and goose eggs for the pale hose.
ReplyDeleteSearch String of the Day:
ReplyDelete"son dad and some other persons make a fucktrain"
V-Mart and the knuckleball...
ReplyDeleteAct 1 about to start. GO SOX!
It is ON
ReplyDelete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WB Wake!
ReplyDeletecrap
ReplyDeletefudge
ReplyDeleteShit
ReplyDeleteDid Wake field AJ's bunt?
ReplyDeleteAlright, only one run, not too bad
ReplyDelete11 pitches - all strikes
lots of swings and misses though. that looked good.
ReplyDeletethe bats will be there
Anybody else think Konerko's triple was going to be a pop-up off the bat? There must be a jetstream localized just above the ballpark or something.
ReplyDeleteIt did carry farther than it looked like it would
ReplyDeleteThat inning went too quickly
ReplyDelete"son dad and some other persons make a fucktrain"
ReplyDeletei *really* don't want to know what this person was searching for.
was not a bunt, though play went 3-4
ReplyDeleteIf the wind is blowing to center that is when Wake's knuckler, really knuckles.
ReplyDeleteOf course MLB has it as a 12 mph wind W.
15 pitches, 15 strikes
ReplyDeleteAs for the search - at least nuns weren't involved.
ReplyDeletenesn had the wind at 10 mph to RF
ReplyDeleteSearch String of the Day:
ReplyDelete"son dad and some other persons make a fucktrain"
Wait...so this is a search string that yielded JoS as a result?
If you look how the park is situated, a wind from the west will blow to the triangle/corner of the bullpen.
ReplyDeletejos is the #2 and #7 response to that search.
ReplyDeleteSit
ReplyDelete3 balls in 30 pitches, that's insane
Fucking Passedballa dong, 3-0 MFY
ReplyDeleteI have resolved my issues and am rooting for the Yankees as long as they're playing the Rangers or Rays.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should revise that. I'm not rooting for them. But I am happy for them to win.
It seems like there's a difference.
OPPOSITE FIELD QUADRANGULAR!!!!
ReplyDeletePapi!
ReplyDeleteKennedy would have approved of that dong.
ReplyDeleteDong, PAPI DONG!!!
ReplyDelete(with scrotum references and dongs you wonder about your search string?)
Gigantic Ancestral Dong.
ReplyDeleteRooting for the MFYs is just a manifestation of your Stockholm syndrome. It's more than a little sad, imho.
ReplyDeleteI need to stop wondering away from GDGD, I keep missing us scoring.
ReplyDeleteAnyway: PAPI!!
since we will win tonight, i shall root for texas.
ReplyDeleteBig Papi and other Red Sox persons make a dong train
ReplyDeleteAs long as it's a slugfest and both Texas and New York have to burn up their bullpens, I'm happy.
ReplyDeleteTexas is Dubiyas's old team. They're only slightly below the MFY on my shit list anyway.
ReplyDeleteI have resolved my issues and am rooting for the Yankees as long as they're playing the Rangers or Rays.
ReplyDeleteI'm cool with the Yankees taking the division and going up against Justin Verlander and Edwin Jackson 3-4 times in 5 games while Boston whales on the Angels.
".. has tied this game at one aside".
ReplyDeleteDRINK!!!!!!
"FULL BORE"
ReplyDeletekeep drinkin'
"equadistant"
ReplyDeleteglug glug
don is on a roll
TIMMEH!!
ReplyDeleteSit
ReplyDeleteThat was quick
Looks like Wake is on. Sorry: ON.
ReplyDeleteStockholm syndrome
ReplyDeleteI just said I wasn't rooting for them!
Stockholm syndrome...hm. I'd rather be in first place than second, but I'm not sure it's that severe. Clever of you to make the comparison, though.
I'm cool with the Yankees taking the division ...
ReplyDeleteThis seems worse than any racist or sexist comment.....
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ReplyDeleteSorry, double post.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Toronto. Bases loaded vs. Kazmir...run(s) already!
The Jays are leading the league in LOBotomies unfortunately.
ReplyDelete3 innings in 40 minutes
ReplyDeleteDamn, DP train is coming.
ReplyDeleteHah, there's another porny phrase for Google:
DP Train!
I would rather the Sox take the division for home field advantage. I think having HFA in 2 series is bigger than playing the Angels instead of the Tigers.
ReplyDeleteDP, nice
ReplyDeletepeople can actually think what they want, i hope i did not scare edward off. :>)
ReplyDeleteSince rooting at home in front of the computer or tv has no impact on the result, why debase yourself? It profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world, but for the Toilet?
ReplyDeleteYou're going to have to live with the result regardless. No need to root one way or another.
C'mon, Toronto. Bases loaded vs. Kazmir...run(s) already!
ReplyDeleteNo, go Rays! I want the MFY in third place and at home in October...
(I am, of course, aware that that is borderline insanity).
Don't know how he'd expect a different reaction to that comment from Red Sox fans.
ReplyDeleteWake's getting shitty run support even with a real catcher in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteGIDDAMN IT
ReplyDeletefuck
ReplyDeleteHey, I was rooting for the Yankees to beat the Indians in 2007 as well, because I thought they were clearly the worse team. Didn't turn out that way, but having money on the Indians (1.8:1 dogs) was nice.
ReplyDeleteshould have been dead at 3B
ReplyDeletefuck
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ReplyDeleteDidn't turn out that way, but having money on the Indians (1.8:1 dogs) was nice.
ReplyDeleteAll today's fans care about is the money.
And the stolen base ends up not mattering at all
ReplyDeleteLet's get some runs
Wow, I didn't realize I missed Wakefield, but it is great to have him back.
ReplyDeleteOne hour -- bottom of 5th
ReplyDelete"Wow, I didn't realize I missed Wakefield,"
ReplyDeleteYou haven't watched many Penny and Smoltz starts have you?
Hey, all. I see my guy Wake is back and doing just fine.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate him all the more because of Penny and Smoltz.
ReplyDeleteLOL "fastest fastball in the fifth inning" 67 MPH
ReplyDeleteGotta love Wake.
All today's fans care about is the money.
ReplyDeleteFucking fans these days. Back in my day, we didn't have beer: we drank choleric water and we LIKED it. And don't get me started on team apparel. When we wanted a red jersey, we wore the shirt we wore while tending to our hemorrhagic comrades.
Wake leads the Al in winning %.
ReplyDeleteCY YOUNG for Wake!!!
nix is narrowly nipped.
ReplyDeletenice alliteration
ReplyDeleteWake leads the Al in winning %.
ReplyDeleteCY YOUNG for Wake!!!
About time you woke up and realized the greatness of Wake and decided to endorse his cy young award.
Thank goodness that stayed in the park.
ReplyDeleteNice to have Remy back also. Feels like things are back to normal with Remy and Wakefield back.
ReplyDeletethe bit with remy doing a rehab to read some promos is funny.
ReplyDeleteremy saying nah, the rehab guy has to buy dinner for the team and he's too cheap to do that!
victor to cactus: "knuckleball -- what's the fuckin' big deal?"
ReplyDeleteWake's looking pretty damn good so far
ReplyDeleteSince Gonzalez and Wagner have their logjam at uniform #13 and Masterson's left, Gonzalez should get 6-3.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that if you take salary into account you could make a case for Wake as Red Sox MVP many years. It wasn't a totally far out argument either.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, WS announcer just said the Sox' outfield has good arms all around...
ReplyDeleteHe's right. Except for LBJ and Bay.
Wake and V-Mart making the infinite Timmeh option a no brainer for next year.
ReplyDeleteit's time for a rally.
ReplyDeleteOMG ___ SEABASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehe CAN sting like a BEE
Seabass?!?!?!!??!!?!
ReplyDeleteFucking A
Gonzo DonG!!!! (loving me some fish)
ReplyDeleteI am loving Seabass!
ReplyDeleteSEA BASS!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap A-GONE!
ReplyDeleteWhoa whoa A-Gone!
ReplyDeleteHe may be my new favorite SS.
ReplyDeleteBay doesn't have a terrible arm, it is rated above average last defensive I've seen.
ReplyDeletepleasantly surprised at Sea Bass's not completely horrible offense.
ReplyDelete"Bay doesn't have a terrible arm, it is rated above average last defensive I've seen."
ReplyDeleteHe has 12 outfield assists this season, definitely not a terrible arm
Regardless of how good or bad things seem, at least we're not the Mets. What a sad, sad club.
ReplyDeletewow - that white sox trainer is a major pile of goo. guy could lose 70 pounds. there's a guy i wanna take health advice from.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate the Mets bu their fans need to quit whining. Try being a Royals fan if you want a truly hopeless team.
ReplyDeleteAlright, time for a two-run Blue Light Special
ReplyDeletenow if the mets' cloud of suck can move a bit north-west....
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that if you take salary into account you could make a case for Wake as Red Sox MVP many years. It wasn't a totally far out argument either.
ReplyDeleteFangraphs calculates WAR (wins above replacement) for players and converts that to dollars; Wakefield's figures are here.
Wakefield provides quite a bit of value over his salary, maybe the most on the team if you throw out the cost-controlled guys.
Good evening, Thread. Good one we've got going. Pleasantly surprised by Wake's outing so far.
ReplyDeletetizzle squeeze???
ReplyDeleteThe Mets really are a sad story. I feel for the many Mets fans in my extended family
ReplyDeleteTalking about value per dollar, I think Lester is far and away the best deal for this team.
ReplyDeletetizzle squeeze???
ReplyDeleteIIRC he bunted for a clean base hit against the Cards in 2004. That was awesome.
i have read crazy things about that fangraphs $ formula, like (not actual example) nick green being worth $14 mil. (no idea how it works, tho)
ReplyDeleteIf Nick Green is worth $14 mil, I should be worth a cool $500,000 for just being me.
ReplyDeleteAs awesome as Nick Green is, he only weighs in at $1.2 million for this season, and actually took money off the table in 2006 and 2007.
ReplyDeleteGreen is worth $1.2 million this season, supposedly.
ReplyDeleteHe somehow managed to have a negative $2.3M value in 2006.
All right, I'm starting to get creeped out by how frequently I have nearly the exact same thing to say as other threaders.
ReplyDeleteOh god. That radio telethon is starting soon.
ReplyDeleteIsh, you are worth far more than that. Maybe not to a baseball team, but in general!
ReplyDeletewake - 94 thru 7.
ReplyDeleteish hosts other threads -- but is that really worth a half-mil?
ReplyDeletei'd say $20 K tops. it's only 5-6 games a year.
Former Red Sox prospect David Murphy dong off of Pettitte, 4-2 MFY.
ReplyDeleteAlright, time to start piling up the insurance runs.
ReplyDeleteActually, the blog generates no money whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteSorry, ish, you get nada.
73 strikes for Wake. out of 94 pitches. Wow.
ReplyDeleteFAIL. But putting other things that I do in my life into consideration... If Green should get $14 mil I should get .5mil.
ReplyDeleteMy ego enough is worth a couple mil.
ReplyDeleteStolen BAYse nice.
ReplyDeleteLe steal.
ReplyDeleteThunder on wheels!
ReplyDeleteGo for it, Ish. Go for the full million!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you get Green at $14 mil? FG has him 0.2 WAR this year
ReplyDeleteactually, we are in new mexico for a week very soon. ish may earn his imaginary money after all.
ReplyDeletei made it up (and said so)
ReplyDeleteI agree their projections sometimes seem a little off but usually not THAT bad :)
ReplyDeleteIt says Wells has been worth -3 million so far this year.
ReplyDeleteTalk about an unforgivable contract.
i made it up (and said so)
ReplyDeleteWho do you think you are, CHB?
there was a sosh discussion about drew and his contract. posters named a few people i did not recognize as being "worth" 14-16 mil. but again, i know nothing about the stat.
ReplyDeleteram ram a comin' in
wake = superb
Time for some hot Ram-Ram action.
ReplyDeleteNot that kind of action.
ReplyDeletedamn
ReplyDeleteI've been noticing this blatant jeter/yankees love in an unexpected place: The MLB highlights in the MLB audio.
ReplyDeleteTake a look now if you have it up. One of the highlights is "Jeter's golden glove". The "HIGHLIGHT" is a routine double play. ROUTINE!
I noticed it a lot during the sox/yanks series, but it wasn't blatant enough to point out.
Time for some hot Ram-Ram action
ReplyDeleteIt is not april or may any more.
Well...there goes Wake's win.
ReplyDeletePedro, wtf?
that wells deal was among the very worst contract in baseball before the ink was dry.
ReplyDeleteyo, assassin, time for action!
ReplyDeleteUgh, Pedro, don't fuck this up
ReplyDeleteI believe Scott Podsednik should be tested immediately after the game. He's never hit a ball that far in his life.
ReplyDeletetop of the order for us in the bot 8th.
ReplyDelete3-spot
yooooooooooooook
ReplyDeletesit yo ass down 'zynski
Now, lets get a dp and get the bats going!!!
ReplyDeleteThey really love defense on FG. Guys like Franklin Guitierrez and Adrian Beltre get rated very highly there. Depends how much you buy into their defensive stats. I personally don't think they're as accurate as offensive stats yet.
ReplyDeleteWell, that makes the DP a hell of a lot more difficult
ReplyDeleteWSJ in the Skydome! 2-0 Rays
ReplyDeleteAlright, one more out
ReplyDeleteDo not let Beckham score
Ooh, Bard time
ReplyDeleteFranklin Guitierrez is really, really good. Beltre seems very good, but I'm not sure how much of a difference a 3rd baseman can make vs. what an outfielder can make. I mean, Mike Lowell is a great third baseman, but he doesn't really have all that much range and really hasn't ever. He's just got great instincts, a strong, accurate arm, and soft hands. So if you can play a brilliant 3rd base without great range, then you're not really responsible for that much territory, right?
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, FG spits out some strange stuff. It's got Teixeira as below average and Jeter as above, when it seems like, watching them play, a lot of the plays Jeter's been making have been Teixeira digging out rushed throws. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't have a lot of faith in advanced defensive stats.
What's up everybody?
They really love defense on FG. Guys like Franklin Guitierrez and Adrian Beltre get rated very highly there. Depends how much you buy into their defensive stats. I personally don't think they're as accurate as offensive stats yet.
ReplyDeletePositional scarcity counts for a lot.
bardburner!
ReplyDeleteSit
ReplyDeleteThat was a quick K
"Thome strikes out Bard!"
ReplyDeletewe have not had a tizzle walkoff in quite a long time.
ReplyDeleteSo, looks like we're going to have to win this one with a walk-off
ReplyDeleteFine by me
mfy up 9-2
ReplyDeleteBard's is bringing it tonight
ReplyDeleteRangers have the bases loaded with one out
ReplyDeleteHome in time to see Shakespeare keep it tied!
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned .......
nevermind
yook
ReplyDeleteflo
bay
werd
4 good shots at a walkoff
Daniel Bard is made of awesome
ReplyDeletePerhaps a tad too little too late from the Rangers, but then, ya never know do ya?
ReplyDelete3-1 sox leave the bases loaded
ReplyDeletequadrangular pls
ReplyDeletePAPI!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePAPI!!!
ReplyDelete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNO SHIt!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYESSSSSS
Dirty h2o
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFeels like it's been so long. :)
ReplyDeleteYOU FUCKING CALLED IT! DIRTY WATER! HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU GO TO THE WELL?!!?!
ReplyDeleteLarge father leads the dong train!
ReplyDeleteOH SHIT!
ReplyDeleteI see RUN(S) !!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe water is Muddy!!!
ReplyDeleteWASN'T THAT A MAN!
GOOD TIMES!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEXTREMELY DIRTY WATER!!!
That is so awesome. Man. I'm starting to feel better about this season.
ReplyDeleteHeidi: "What were you thinking in that at bat?"
ReplyDeletePapi: "I dunno."
BELIEVE
ReplyDeleteYOU BAD MOTHERFUCKERS
BELIEVE
Yayayayayayay
ReplyDeleteTiz pulling the bus!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I am liking that little dress that Heidi is wearing!!!
ReplyDeleteSo Papi makes what started out to be a bummer of a night not-so-horrible after all.
ReplyDeleteI was headed to Charlotte to see Hot Tuna when I got a call saying the show had been cancelled.
Bummer.
Hope it's just tonight. They're in Chapel Hill next week, so we're shooting for that now.
I was here watching but got a phone call and could not thread.
ReplyDeleteBUT YAY PAPI!!!
First multi-homer game for Flo since September 17th of last year.
ReplyDeleteHot Tuna? They still exist?
ReplyDeleteBoy do they. Doing some of their best music right now.
ReplyDeleteThough definitely a little more laid back.
Check out "Live at Sweetwater" sometime.
I so stoked about Papi's walk-off. I tried to BR the last time he did that but I'm not a paid subscriber and couldn't figure out to get it without being one. Probably could be done but would take a little more imagination than I have right now.
That was awesome...
ReplyDeleteWakefield, is the X factor...
PAPI!!!!!!!!
Is anyone watching the postgame? Is Jim Rice missing his teeth?
and a sign I see when Papi walks off.....
WILL MISS YOU TEDDY!!!!
isn't that wrong shouldn't be WE'LL
First walk off since Sept. 12 2007
ReplyDeletes1c said...
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I am liking that little dress that Heidi is wearing!!!
I think it was actulally a skirt paired with a lovely blouse...........but I hear ya!!!!
Since the "Does Papi belong on the bench" post (8.14.09), Ortiz has put up a line of .317/.440/.974 for an OPS of 1.414.
ReplyDeleteCan we get a "Should J.D. Drew be benched?" "should Tazawa be sent to the minors?" and, "is the AL East race over?" posts?
9casey said...
ReplyDeleteFirst walk off since Sept. 12 2007
For Papi