A New York Post reporter asked Mariano Rivera if he might be the Red Sox's closer in 2008.
"You never know."
Derek Jeter: "Mo ain't going nowhere. Mo will be right here next year. Where is he going to go? I am just kidding. I really don't know his situation."
Jeter may have been joking, but he might want to have a quick chat with David "Pedro Ain't Going To No Mets" Ortiz.
In other MFY news, Steve Swindal, George Steinbrenner's son-in-law and designated successor to run the EE, was arrested at 4:26 AM on Thursday for suspicion of driving under the influence.