January 31, 2004

How Not To Act When You Are A 911 Emergency Operator.
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"I am the highway shooter."
"Where you at?"
"[Expletive], don't worry about it."
"Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. You just want attention, don't you? If you're the shooter, where are you at?"
"[Expletive], I'm on I-71."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
"[Expletive], I just shot a car."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever." [hangs up on caller]

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