October 31, 2009

WS3: Yankees 8, Phillies 5

Yankees  - 000 231 110 - 8  8  1
Phillies - 030 001 001 - 5 6 0
Example
Andy Pettitte (4.16, 107 ERA+) / Cole Hamels (4.32, 99 ERA+)

Post:
"Can you hear anything here that you haven't heard in Boston?" Jeter was asked prior to a Citizens Bank Park workout yesterday in preparation for tonight's World Series Game 3 against the Phillies. ...

"Boston is pretty bad. ... I don't want to say no, then they will figure out something new" ...
Example
Post:
A-Rod Art Hung Like Horse: Ex

The Yankees slugger is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur -- a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse -- over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said.
The Post notes that Slappy "has been hitting more like My Little Pony" in the first two games of the World Series (0-for-8, with 6 strikeouts).

96 comments:

redsock said...

Jeter, SS
Damon, LF
Teixeira, 1B
Rodriguez, 3B
Posada, C
Cano, 2B
Swisher, RF
Cabrera, CF
Pettitte, P

Rollins, SS
Victorino, CF
Utley, 2B
Howard, 1B
Werth, RF
Ibanez, LF
Felix, 3B
Ruiz, C
Hamels, P

redsock said...

Girardi says CC in G4 on short rest.

redsock said...

Rain delay.

Kevin said...

Game scheduled to begin at 9:15 now.

redsock said...

Play ball.

redsock said...

damn nice inning for hamels.

Kevin said...

SIT

OTT

redsock said...

HAHAHHAHAH SLAPPY!!

Kevin said...

That's a good way to get it started.

redsock said...

on ground balls that he does not have to move even one step for, alex is pretty bad.

Kevin said...

I'm loving this Philly crowd

redsock said...

not even a thought of a throw from dumbo

&
should have been ball 4 there

redsock said...

jesus, horseface, pick up the pace.

Kevin said...

Way to squander the leadoff hit

Benjamin said...

At least Pettitte is wearing his horseface. We've only had one group of trick'or'treaters tonight. Hardly feels like Halloween.

Kevin said...

Sit

redsock said...

FWIW!!!

Benjamin said...

!!!

Kevin said...

DONG!!

redsock said...

that dong is werth one run.

redsock said...

shit - that almost got out.

Patrick said...

I <3 Werth....


WTG Feliz!

Kevin said...

Excellent

redsock said...

nice play on that bunt, mfy

redsock said...

phillies have to take HUGE advantage of this.

Kevin said...

An epic meltdown inning would be great here

Benjamin said...

BBRBI

Kevin said...

rBBi!

Benjamin said...

These pitches are practically hitting the plate before Victorino even swings.

Kevin said...

Scrotum fly

Benjamin said...

Some runs are good. More would have been better.

Kevin said...

Could have been more, but 3-0 is still good

More runs than they've scored in Pedro's two postseason starts this year combined

Kevin said...

Nice, quick OTT

redsock said...

so far, so good. would have liked to see about 5 for the phils.

we were/are both at work tonight, so we put up a sign saying we're out, don't ring the ball and bother our dogs, here's a bag of candy, take some.

i wish we had a camera set up to see what happens. i think a lot of kids come by with a parent, but i also wonder if someone came and took 40 pieces!

our first halloween in canada, in 2005, we bought lots of candy, had shit on the door, etc. it was kind of our first time doing it. we had only a brother and a sister come by. 2 kids . and they came early. if they had come late would would have given them everything we had.

redsock said...

jeez, howard looking ortizian.

Kevin said...

No, I think he's actually closer to the Cactus at this point.

redsock said...

mlbtv comes back late and misses the first pitch to damon

AND THEY AREN'T EVEN SHOWING COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

there is literally nothing else on -- and they still fuck it up!

redsock said...

hmmm, that was gone.

Benjamin said...

Hit the camera. What's that mean?

redsock said...

camera was above the fence, so it's a dong. it went over by maybe 1.5 inches, but it cleared the fence.

Kevin said...

FUCK

Patrick said...

the fuck!!!

Patrick said...

if it cleared the fence, and isn't a bogus call, ok.

redsock said...

it counts, but man you can't hit a cheaper home run than that (outside of the bronx)

redsock said...

fox again showing that teix should have been called out on strikes on what was called ball 4.

Kevin said...

Alright, more fucking runs

Kevin said...

E-Rod

Benjamin said...

It's almost like bunting wasn't a good odds play there.

Kevin said...

Sit

redsock said...

i would think the avg run expectancy from man on 1st and 1 out to man on 2nd and 2 outs is lessened.

Benjamin said...

Shit.

Kevin said...

You've got to be fucking kidding me

Kevin said...

Cole: YOU'RE CURVEBALL IS SHIT. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN. DON'T THROW THE THING.

redsock said...

oh fuck that.

Benjamin said...

Oh FFS.

Kevin said...

FUCK

Benjamin said...

No. No no no.

Kevin said...

Cut the fucking shit Cole.

redsock said...

hamels's start went into the shitter in a hurry.

redsock said...

and they have let pettitte get some of his shit together, too.

pc: 20-31-9 12 = 72

Kevin said...

It would be really nice if Howard wouldn't be an automatic out the next time he's up.

Kevin said...

Time to score some more fucking runs

redsock said...

thanks for hacking 3-0, whore-hay.

2-3-4 for the phils. time to get them runs back.

redsock said...

hey asshole, try to swing only at pitches that don't bounce this time, okay?

Kevin said...

Ugh

Kevin said...

FUCK

redsock said...

dear phillies: you do know the idea is to score more runs than the other team, right?

Ish said...

This game sucks. On an interesting note, I was listening to the Phillies broadcast on the way home from my sister's halloween party and in the middle innings they have their TV guys take over and call the game.

Imagine having Castig and O'B call a couple innings then DO and Remy do the middle innings, then Castig again? That'd be cool.

Ish said...

Can we just have Werth hit for everyone else?

Kevin said...

WERTH!!!

Benjamin said...

Well there's one back.

redsock said...

that's better.

Ish said...

C.J. Wilson just tweeted: Andy- scouting report: werth likes fastballs in the middle

Ish said...

FOX doesn't bother to show who's warming for the Yankees. They just close in on Rivera, who's sitting on the bench trying to catch bugs with his tongue.

redsock said...

fuckin' Ks

Edward Lee said...

The Yankees slugger is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur -- a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse -- over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said.

Yarr. That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.

redsock said...

this is an important at-bat.

Kevin said...

Bruntlett?

Happ has a better chance of getting a hit...

Ish said...

Isn't that sort of redundant, though? A-Rod having paintings of a horse's ass and a horse's ass on his wall?

Ish said...

All Bruntlett knows how to do is turn unassisted triple plays.

Ish said...

What a play by Jeter to hit the ball to right field - his accuracy is so special that he can make a baseball land in a glove!

redsock said...

jtc up - he better be getting an earful.

redsock said...

i'm heading out after this 1/2 inning. i'll put stuff through when i get home.

Kevin said...

Shit

Benjamin said...

Le sigh.

Kevin said...

Alright

Let me make this quite clear

Score

Runs

Now

Kevin said...

Fuck

redsock said...

got to hear miller and morgan in the car on the way home.

morgan, when shemp was coming up: "it isn't so much that girardi wants to give him an at-bat, he just wants to keep him sharp and give him some at-bats here in philadelphia."

then morgan repeated the same thing, "not so much to give him an at-bat but to give him some at-bats".

Kevin said...

RUIZ!!

redsock said...

too little, too late, you clowns.

redsock said...

"save situation"

redsock said...

homre?

Kevin said...

Nice fuckin job, Phillies.

You assholes better win tomorrow night.

redsock said...

phuckers.

Ish said...

Assholes 8
Assholes 5

SoSock said...

Boo...hisssss