August 28, 2004

Improved Link/Post.

Of Mice And Men. According to columnist Bernadette Malone, "people who hate Republicans plan to release swarms of mice in New York City to terrorize delegates to the National Republican Convention. Republican-haters plan on dressing up as RNC volunteers, and giving false directions to little blue hair ladies from Kansas, sending them into the sectors of New York City that are unfit for human habitation. ... Prostitutes with AIDS plan to seduce Republican visitors, and discourage the use of condoms ..."

I was able to obtain a top-secret photo of one of the mice in his terrorist lair.

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