The Expert On Voter Fraud. In his recent acceptance speech, George Bush praised Afghanistan for registering more people to vote than are actually eligible to vote in that country. Bush has made this false claim (i.e., lie) before. Matthew Yglesias notes: "What we're seeing isn't an unprecedented outpouring of democratic enthusiasm, it's massive fraud."
Three words that Bush did not say during his speech? Osama. bin. Laden.