Red Sox - 000 003 000 - 3 7 1Once again, the Red Sox rely on Timlin in a tie game in the ninth inning when Papelbon is presumably available. And once again, that decision ends in a quick loss.
Mariners - 201 000 001 - 4 8 1
Brad Mills was calling the shots, after Terry Francona was ejected (along with Lugo) in the fifth inning, shortly after Matsuzaka left with a possible hip injury. In the ninth, Balentien reached on an infield single that Cora could not field in the hole. Balentien moved to second on Cairo's bunt and took third on Reed's grounder to second. After Ichiro was walked intentionally, Lopez lined a game-winning single past Lowell at third down the left field line.
... Timlin -- never a good decision.
(Although, honestly, Old Yeller did alright, all things considered. If Cora makes the play in the hole, everything might have been fine and the game might have gone to the 10th.)
Dice allowed three early runs before Manny tied the game with his 499th career dong.
***
Daisuke Matsuzaka (2.40, 180 ERA+) / Miguel Batista (6.47, 61 ERA+)
Clay Buchholz could come off the disabled list on Wednesday, but he'll make at least one more start for Pawtucket -- Friday against Durham.
Jon Lester was named the AL Player of the Week. (His father has been diagnosed with lymphoma.) ... Julian Tavarez has signed with the Brewers.
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Right. I always see your avatar and forget it's not you. :)
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yeah, wow. sweet.
i think i have to ban special "201" posts for 201.
wow. sox are exciting right now.
back to the off-topic stuff.
Any of you familiar w/ the Frantics? Canadian comedy group from the 80s, most famous for Boot to the Head. They had a great skit called Making Up Dirty Words.
"oooh...I see you're reading the paper. I bet you're enjoying all the dirty words in there."
"oh, look at that headline: Rain Predicted In Some Areas. areas. that's a dirty word."
"no it isn't."
"it is if you say it right."
just gets better and better.
I hope Grant wasn't scared away forever. It's always a good thing to learn how things can be perceived, regardless of what might have been innocent intentions.
Manny made that look pretty.
ish missed 201!
201 = me!
Grant is incredibly nice (to a fault), he's also very naive and probably didn't even realize that a lot of people wold take offense to that.
You know how it goes. You say something you think is funny but most people don't. example being Don Imus.
ZOMG I GOT 208.
I hope Grant wasn't scared away forever.
Me too, since i've been telling him to come to JoS since forever
Allan, I could see your not equal to symbol.
Nick, I can't believe you just posted about the Frantics. We have a friend here - a long-time reader/commenter on my blog - who loves them. He's been posting stuff about them on wmtc since before we moved to Canada.
And now they appear on JoS. World collide!
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You know how it goes. You say something you think is funny but most people don't. example being Don Imus."
It's definitely happened to me. The best thing to do is learn from your mistakes and not stubbornly refuse them
You know how it goes. You say something you think is funny but most people don't.
That reminds me of a joke my father won't stop telling me, that he laughs at every time:
What do Irishmen keep on their back porch?
Patti O'Furniture.
Joe, you should totally tell Grant to come back and not be scared off.
I will pass the message along
!= is C programming notation.
you suck lugo
Oi. Irishmen jokes. Robin Williams took a stab at that in one of his albums:
"They say the Irish discovered civilization. Then they had a couple of Guinness and forgot where they fucking put it."
Hey, Joe, tell him we are pretty forgiving here. We are, after all, Red Sox fans. We have lived through disappointment and recovered to come back another day, another year.
Imus has been riding (crossing) that line for ages. usually he'll have some proxy say the offensive/racist/bigoted comment and it never comes out of his mouth. He's been caught plenty of times in the past personally and the level of repetition without any repudiation on his program is significant.
Maybe if they did a report from Heidi, we would start to score some runs
Oh wait the girls are still here
Patti O'Furniture!!!! I am cracking up over that.
Allan and I have a joke about Paddy O'Blivion. It comes from some crazy drunk we met in a pub in Ireland.
Oh wait the girls are still here
Yeah. Stop hating on Heidi. She's the one who can get us some runs. You'll see.
I will personally not be offended by any mafia jokes
when he first posted it, i saw it and said wtf is this? i was tired and it was 12:15 or something, but i was actually sitting here asking myself "should i be offended be this? i think i should"
it took about 3-4 minutes before i snapped out of it enough to butt in.
it took me much less time to take offense at "calm down"!
Don Imus sucks.
Phil, are you a techie in another life (aside from law)? You were the TV consultant to Ish last week and now you know programming language.
Certainly not something you learned in law school.
I 12th or so the invite Grant back comments.
I love the Frantics. I have that skit memorized. Bill from Balla. genius. Roman Numerals. I shot Bambi's Mother. on and on.
"it rained and now I have soggy areas."
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it took me much less time to take offense at "calm down"!"
I don't think he realized (and, thus, respected) your authori-tuhh
You know, us "girls" don't care about all your Heidi lust. We just find it BORING and predictable.
YOU'RE boring and predictable
(hides)
Not really, L. you're awesome
Don Imus sucks.
Heh, I agree. I'd rather listen to a turtle walking across a field than to listen to him. But if there's an audience, he should be on a radio station.
Don Imus sucks.
Couldn't agree more. Though Howard Stern sucks worse. Why do people listen to these guys?
Julio lugo = boring and predictable
but yeah, things did not get out of hand -- and he kept posting. so ... everything is fine.
"Why do people listen to these guys?"
I personally blame it on men
I love that your insult to L-girl "You're boring and predictable" was boring and predictable.
hilarious.
Rick Green (a Frantic) is on several shows here. History Bites, The Red Green Show, some others. History Bites is very good - a CNN-type broadcast through different times in history.
OK, let's score some runs.
I never enjyoed Don Imus's, pre-Rutgers incident. Found him ... well... boring and predictable
I saw the racially insensitive comment (RIC) and thought, whoo-boy here it comes.
I thought responses to that were more than reasonable. I was surprised by the vociferousness of the responses to "calm down"...wherein I also thought WBHIC.
Imus is a tool. Stern is a genius.
Class dismissed.
I love that your insult to L-girl "You're boring and predictable" was boring and predictable.
Your reponse to my insult to L-girl's insult to us was boring and predictable.
Speaking of finding turtles interesting, I found a painted turtle chilling in a path in the woods with my dog today.
It's so cool that I got to pick it up and get a close look.
Well I am predictable. But hopefully I'm not boring!
(Thanks Joe)
WBHIC??? Translate please?
I want a Papi dong right now!
You're a towel.
I'm not suggesting Imus and that moron Stern shouldn't be on the air. Just that they suck and I can't believe how many people think they are funny.
This site is never boring.
And YOU'RE a towel.
That must be those magic words that have gotten players and managers ejected for years. Calm down!
http://www.freewebs.com/towelianism/towelie.jpg
' I'm not suggesting Imus and that moron Stern shouldn't be on the air. Just that they suck and I can't believe how many people think they are funny.'
Agreed.
Stern can be funny sometimes. But that's a real rarity.
Whoo Boy Here It Comes.
pointless acronyms. you sports people are so very fond of them.
SASAHE pops into my head constantly throughout my workday.
There's nothing that gets me madder than when someone tells to calm down when I am already mad.
whbic is in his earlier post :)
I do think he is brilliant, though. Even though I don't like him.
YOU Calm down!
Monday was Towel Day.
Just because someone makes you laugh and is clever does not make him a genius.
Howard Stern as genius - that is some serious grade inflation going on.
everyone is so chatty.
alomost impossible to follow along, watch the game, and score every pitch.
and type my own comments.
Thanks, Nick. Another acronym I have to remember along with SASAHE, IIRC, BTW, FWIW, LOL, FY, MFY, etc.
Fucking Ichiro.
I don't think Stern is brilliant because he says a few clever things tha......
Oh Heidi's on
I know he's not ours, but man do I love me some Ichiro.
Just because someone makes you laugh and is clever does not make him a genius.
Howard Stern as genius - that is some serious grade inflation going on.
Bedtime for L!
For ten minutes I was trying to figure out who Stern was. Durrr.
Ichiro seems to have DiceK's number tonight.
"There's nothing that gets me madder than when someone tells to calm down when I am already mad."
Typical woman.
(By that I mean smart, talented and beautiful, of course.)
I agree. That is gasoline on a fire.
I was totally expecting a spate of Heidi posts there and...
you are all so boring and unpredictable.
Stern, genius? If putting naked women on TV and having people throw sandwiches or whatever at the ir butts takes some kind of intellect, then yes, he's the biggest genius of all time.
Hey, I'm announcing if anybody wants to flip me on.
Today I learned MBBPIBH for Bobby Abreu (who is thinking that oatmeal cookies might be bad due to the oatmeal)
Anyway, I don't think it's his cleverness or ability to make me laugh that makes him brilliant, I think it's the way he's been able to tailor his show to the... well... stupidity of his audience
5 more minutes ma.
what's that mbbph whatever thing?
Fucking earthlings.
"That is some serious grade inflation"
Humorously enough, Stern's university, BU (boo!), is famous for a phenomenon called 'grade deflation.'
WHAT THE F!@#$!@#
Most Boring Good Player In Baseball History
MBGPIBH
I wrote it wrong the first time.
Oh, wtf was that??
UGLY.
Don't tell me to calm down now!
calm down CHICKS
Youk would've had that.
error?! mayor wisely threw to home to prevent ichiro from scoring on that play.
Yook would've eaten that for breakfast
I am with Jere on Stern. Too much is offensive for me to try and find whatever is supposedly clever about his humor.
So wait. Gasoline is gasoline in Canada? Do many call it Petrol? I keep wondering to myself (since everyone can't stop talking about gasoline)... why is it called gasoline? Sounds like a stupid made up word. I like petrol better.
You know the price of petrol these days!
I know we are looking bad thus far, but I am feeling strangely confident about this game.
Stern, genius? If putting naked women on TV and having people throw sandwiches or whatever at the ir butts takes some kind of intellect, then yes, he's the biggest genius of all time.
That's like saying Manny totally sucks as a hitter because he strikes out. Only a small part of his game. (But those skits are great on radio!!!)
How about brilliant instead of genius? Talking every day for 4 hours for (what?) 20 years and being continually entertaining is an amazing talent.
When I listened a lot in the 90s, he would piss me off and I would shut him off for awhile, but eventually turned it back on -- when I was sure the topic had changed.
it took me much less time to take offense at "calm down"
Yeah, no doubt. As soon as I saw that , I deeply regretted my own comment.
Clearly the NyQuil is working backwards tonight.
I'm with you, amy. His show is unlistenable because of it's crudeness.
funny how it's good to be a chick but bad to be a hen
geez, my brain is switching off for the night. time for my nyquil, i think.
FUCK YEAH!!! That's defensive prowess!
If you haven't already faded away, good night, Laura. Leaving me here with the Heidi-gang...but I also will be off to bed myself soon.
Nice play, but yet another run scores.
Nice play. but run in.
Fucking lifeforms.
Nice catch ococ
continually entertaining??? yeesh.
sarah, you're back! insomnia?
Fucking intelligent design
Sarah, are you here to help fend off the Heidi-ites now that Laura is off to bed?
Amy, we are capable of discussing more than just Heidi
We didn't build the Greatest Red Sox Blog on the Face of This Here Planet with our bare hands out of nothin'
Have we hit 601 since the start of the 201! era?
There's a good show I like out of Boston, Toucher and Rich, which is Stenesque. And sometimes it is like a car wreck, in that it is very bad, but you just cant turn away.
They're showing the Manny high-five. I think Manny did it just to piss off Jack Marshall.
finally turned jere on (whoo-whoo).
he hates stern.
I'm with you, amy. His show is unlistenable because of it's crudeness.
It all depends on how you take the crudeness. Having said that... not a fan of Stern. But there are other things I've watched or read that would be offensive to a lot of people for its crudeness. Helps when you can look past it. But there are some things you can't look past.
I know we are looking bad thus far, but I am feeling strangely confident about this game.
Me, too. Ain't no one calling me negative tonight!
I'm still here. I knew if I turned on the computer I would stay up too late. And so it is.
Amy, we are capable of discussing more than just Heidi
Amalie for instance.
Check out the Lowell sign. "Boston Ladies heart Mike Lowell Sox Appeal".
Have we hit 601 since the start of the 201! era?
Twice.
About a week ago I counted up all the 201's, 401's and 601's. Though I can't be bothered to go back and find where I did that.
fucking ichiro
Amy, we are capable of discussing more than just Heidi
Of course. It's all that lively side chatter that gets me through the games we are trailing in. Like now.
Down 1-2-3.
I'm really not sure why I'm back - I took my nyquil like a good girl, and then proceeded to toss and turn for nearly an hour before giving it up as a bad job and coming back out here to the game and you guys.
TGRSBOTFOTHP!!!!!
Look, BOT is even in there.
About a week ago I counted up all the 201's, 401's and 601's
So what's the score Ish? You must be in the lead.
Check out the Lowell sign. "Boston Ladies heart Mike Lowell Sox Appeal".
My sister told me she thought Sean Casey was cute.
I have a crush on Lowell, but mostly when he is batting at Fenway, then he is dreamy! <3
TGRSBOTFOTHP!!!!!
??????????/
a few years ago, my friend and i started talking in acronyms incessantly, and whenever we didnt understand the other's, we would ask "ENBMA?"
(explain never-before mentioned acronym)
So what's the score Ish? You must be in the lead.
Probably. Alright. You talked me into it. I'll update the list.
Oh, I get the TGRSBOTFOTHP!!!!! now.
Nicely done.
About a week ago I counted up all the 201's, 401's and 601's. Though I can't be bothered to go back and find where I did that.
I printed it out and have been updating it.
Ish was winning in the 201 category and perhaps 401 as well, IIRC. 601 was too small a sample size.
Yet I won the big one last season when I won Allan's book by being post 1000 without even knowing there was a contest going on.
I have a crush on diceK's undefeated record, but it might be leaving me tonight
Play resumes in Baltimore.
My sister told me she thought Sean Casey was cute.
Yeah, so do I, in a pat-him-on-the-head, isn't-that-adorable sort of way.
So what's the score Ish? You must be in the lead.
Yeah, because at a certain point his posts become:
201?
201?
201?
201!!
"a few years ago, my friend and i started talking in acronyms incessantly, and whenever we didnt understand the other's, we would ask "ENBMA?"
(explain never-before mentioned acronym)"
Excellent.
I had a friend I did that with too. We tried to see how long we could keep it up.
MFY-O's game back on
lookingafterno01 (10:54:32 PM): btw, like 12 people on JoS say theyre sorry for snapping at you an want you to come back
"Grant" (11:13:19 PM): lol really?
lookingafterno01 (11:13:25 PM): yes
"Grant" (11:13:28 PM): what was ur opinion
lookingafterno01 (11:13:34 PM): of what?
"Grant" (11:13:42 PM): of them snapping at me and what i said
"Grant" (11:13:43 PM): lol
"Grant" (11:13:49 PM): i thought i deserved to be yelled at. but i thought some of them did need to calm down
"Grant" (11:13:49 PM): lol
lookingafterno01 (11:14:14 PM): yea, I guess I can see your point, since you did apologize right after and stopped using it
lookingafterno01 (11:14:20 PM): people are very protective of Redsock though
lookingafterno01 (11:14:23 PM): he is our Dear Leader
"Grant" (11:14:32 PM): he is?
"Grant" (11:14:33 PM): lol
lookingafterno01 (11:14:37 PM): yes, he is the blogmaster, and a hero to all
"Grant" (11:16:52 PM): haha... oops
Dave said Kenji used to practice with samurai swords for batting.
Man I love the Japanese baseball players. Ichiro is such a reincarnated samurai.
As I recall, Laura was in second place with Allan in third. I might have been 4th or maybe 5th.
Guess we are just the chattiest.
We should keep track of Sox' record when each of us posts 201.
I had a streak going for a while
201?
201?
201?
201!!
Actually, I said 201!
Joe and Tim each said "401?"
And heads into extra frames.
f-i-r-e-i-n-c-a-i-r-o.
So was that your IM with Grant, Joe? Interesting screen name.
Yeah, my attendance is too spotty to be in contention for the 201 crown, but we did win the one time I got it.
it's the greatest screen name ever, for about 5 very funny reasons that would take me a while to explain
Thanks Joe, that's cool.
I love when people are protective of me on my blog. When trolls attack (a Fox show?) and people come to my defense, that always makes me feel good.
So I hope Allan likes it too :)
yea, I guess I can see your point, since you did apologize right after and stopped using it
wrong.
he apologized AFTER i got pissed and he said calm down and people jumped on him. after.
which is fine, btw. that's kind of how those things go.
lmao. I love Grant's response to Allan being our Dear Leader. Oops.
Sounds like something I'd say.
the simple explanation is that the Boomtown Rats, my favorite band, had a song called "Looking After Number One." Bob Geldof - the Live Aid guy - my hero, and lead singer of that band, wrote that song, which is obviously ironic given his dedication to charity.
Additionally, when I did debate in high school, my number was "01" (I was one of 4 people all time to have my number 'retired' by the team :-p)
Good point, Allan. Grant did not apologize after saying it. It's all there.
But anyway, he's still welcome here, afaic.
Thanks Joe, that's cool.
I love when people are protective of me on my blog. When trolls attack (a Fox show?) and people come to my defense, that always makes me feel good.
So I hope Allan likes it too :)
I know the feeling. I have my own blog as well, and there ahve been numerous disagreements and I do like it when people come to my defense
Betemit single... 1 on, 1 out, 10th inning.
A champion debater? O man, no one get in a rout with Joe.
I said "New York Gays" in 06 and got shut down. Allan said consider this your final warning. I felt like shit, like i got into trouble with my mom. Allan you are my mom.
who might bagelche be?
I missed jere casting about che.
Dear Bats,
I have a cold and have to work early, and I'd really love to go to bed with visions of sugar dongs dancing in my head.
Thanks
A champion debater? O man, no one get in a rout with Joe.
He showed it off very well in the Heidi discussion.
I used to like Boomtown Rats.
And now I must go to bed. My friend Mr Nyquil is waiting for me.
Enjoy the comeback! I know it's a'comin.
we need some fraggin' runs
i remember last year when i got in a massive argument with L over something. I still think I was right (:-p) but I felt bad about it, cause L and Allan are my blog-heroes.
Ok ok i was trying to behave then you had to go ans say sugar dongs.
Now thats a lollipop i would like to see.
how freakin' nerdawesome is it to have your number retired by the debate team?
Sterling: Hey Suzyn, look up in the upper deck, awaaaaaay back in left field... there are three people. You could sit anywhere in the ballpark, and they're sitting there. They're all alone!
I'd rather not be able to sleep than ever drink nyquil, but then again... I dont have a job...
Yes, I didn't think people reacted very quickly. I found it immediately offensive. As I read through the thread this morning, I was thinking, "Allan must have been sleeping because I know that would piss him off." It was quite suspenseful reading, wondering whether and when someone would say something.
I used to like Boomtown Rats.
i'm constantly discovering more people who know/like them, which is great, since from 6th grade thru about freshman year in college, I didn't think anyone else had ever heard of them.
Patrick... earmuffs. Andy's here!
Hey hahaha, I didn't get scared off, I just haven't gotten into the habit of coming here for every sox game yet - Joe has had to remind me daily and I finally just came yesterday.
Nice to see people don't hate me yet tho :D
" how freakin' nerdawesome is it to have your number retired by the debate team?"
It was the most nerdawesome moment of my life.
The team even bought me a specially engraved gavel for the occasion with my name on it.
g'night Laura.
You women and your dependence on the syrup! Nothing like tossing the tussin.
Also, iirc I didn't see "201" in the glossary... can someone explain.
Effing lugo.
I FUCKING HATE LUGO THOUGH
FUCK YOU GRANT, IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I remember that. That was you, huh?
Yelloooooooo! I picked a grand ol time to make my entrance tonight...another Lugo fUp.
Nice to see people don't hate me yet tho :D
There's still time.
Hey, Nick, no stereotyping. I abhor the syrup. I prefer to suffer and whine.
That's why I take the capsules, Patrick.
Hope they're more effective for you than for me, Laura!
Chokers don't score in the top of the 10th.
back in college, I made a tape of "up all night" by the rats on repeat for all-nighter annoyances.
"I remember that. That was you, huh?"
Having the fight with L? yeah, I forget what it was about. I know that I have some political differences with y'all, but I also know that they are relatively insignificant in the grand political scheme, and thus aren't worth bickering over.
Plus, I would get banned. :-p
And rightfully so.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Oh cock. Dice leaves the game with an apparent hip injury.
" back in college, I made a tape of "up all night" by the rats on repeat for all-nighter annoyances."
awesome.
There's still time.
Whether or not you meant that jokingly... I do make mental slip ups that require forgiveness to not hate me real quick.
Just ask Joe! :)
So what happened to DiceK? Aardsma in. I love listening to Remy say his name.
fuckin' tussin'!!!
L to joe grav: "Fuck you, you were wrong (whatever it was about)!"
Shitballs.
Was heidi at the Oakland games? I saw a hot blonde next to the sox dugout with a mic. I spent some time watching her every move from across the diamond hoping for the obligatory crotch shot. i had good binos.
I feel like I need to soften things up a bit after all the offensiveness that was going on yesterday.
Like "oh, so that's why British people like soccer?" in the middle of a very popular soccer bar amongst many British people
I just have an aversion to non-antibiotic western medicine. I don't take any drugs including caffine, although I do eat plenty of sugar (which I consider a drug).
So whenever I take a pill I notice it a ton and hate it.
WTF, DICE K!?!!?!
Joe Grav to L: "Yea, you were right, I'm sorry"
Joe Grav to everyone else: I was right.
Whether or not you meant that jokingly... I do make mental slip ups that require forgiveness to not hate me real quick.
Heh, I was joking. And I'm the same way.
OMG earmuffs....
amy, just making a quasi-sexist generalization for the heck of it.
oh, I vaguely remember that joe grav debate/scuffle.
Hernandez hits a 1-out double in the bottom of the 10th.
Was heidi at the Oakland games? I saw a hot blonde next to the sox dugout with a mic. I spent some time watching her every move from across the diamond hoping for the obligatory crotch shot. i had good binos.
But you never emailed or commented about it. Bah!
"quasi-sexist"
That might be my new favorite word
Was heidi at the Oakland games? I saw a hot blonde next to the sox dugout with a mic. I spent some time watching her every move from across the diamond hoping for the obligatory crotch shot. i had good binos.
I feel like I need to soften things up a bit after all the offensiveness that was going on yesterday.
I think this talk is a trademark Andy thing. It's your thing. Entertaining. Even if Patrick needs to wear his earmuffs all the time.
...O's have the winning run at second with 1 out against Rivera.
I feel like it is easy to get into an argument with, L, if you try.
Aaaaaaaaahdsmah in.
But you never emailed or commented about it. Bah!
...or took pictures. Disappointing.
" I feel like it is easy to get into an argument with, L, if you try."
Maybe. ;)
BTW L, if you read this: love ya
fucking sox got me feeling like
pounding some tussin --
I have a similar yet opposite relationship to OTC drugs, Patrick. I very rarely take them, so when I do, I notice it. I just LIKE when that happens - tonight notwithstanding, they tend to work really well!
OMG earmuffs....
Can't say I didn't warn you...
Nice scoop mikey
If we take enough tussin shots we might hallucinate some runs.
I saw you guys were going on about this heidi character. My wife wanted to be a part of my blogging so she had to read everything I wrote. That's mostly why I stopped writing. Then it just got too laborious. My wife kept yapping at me during the Ortiz homer so I missed that. My apologies. i wish i had a super zoom camera. i would have documented heidi's misadventures with the camera men stepping on her.
gonna pull an ish here...
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