May 27, 2008

G55: Mariners 4, Red Sox 3

Red Sox  - 000 003 000 - 3  7  1
Mariners - 201 000 001 - 4 8 1
Once again, the Red Sox rely on Timlin in a tie game in the ninth inning when Papelbon is presumably available. And once again, that decision ends in a quick loss.

Brad Mills was calling the shots, after Terry Francona was ejected (along with Lugo) in the fifth inning, shortly after Matsuzaka left with a possible hip injury. In the ninth, Balentien reached on an infield single that Cora could not field in the hole. Balentien moved to second on Cairo's bunt and took third on Reed's grounder to second. After Ichiro was walked intentionally, Lopez lined a game-winning single past Lowell at third down the left field line.

... Timlin -- never a good decision.

(Although, honestly, Old Yeller did alright, all things considered. If Cora makes the play in the hole, everything might have been fine and the game might have gone to the 10th.)

Dice allowed three early runs before Manny tied the game with his 499th career dong.

***

Daisuke Matsuzaka (2.40, 180 ERA+) / Miguel Batista (6.47, 61 ERA+)

Clay Buchholz could come off the disabled list on Wednesday, but he'll make at least one more start for Pawtucket -- Friday against Durham.

Jon Lester was named the AL Player of the Week. (His father has been diagnosed with lymphoma.) ... Julian Tavarez has signed with the Brewers.

857 comments:

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Patrick said...

How could I post about game 7 when I was there. I beat all the 01s!

Rob said...

Andy's comment #1,001: take two bases and call me on wednesday

Joe Grav said...

601

tim said...

601!

allan said...

ish, did you just count from 1 to 1201?

.... i'd like to know the total comment totals for everyone since i started comments....

tim said...

FUCK!

Joe Grav said...

MOTHER F!@#!@#

Patrick said...

aww, 601 is no fun when its me bragging...

Grant Salzano said...

Silly me for thinking MDC could get through this unscathed.

Sarah Haendler said...

Think it is time to ban *01 baiting...

SoSock said...

Hey now...

You tell 'em Sarah

HMPM - Heidi Mentions Per Minute?
Good one.

Patrick said...

LoL, I beat all the 01's! at 601

Joe Grav said...

I got you beat, either in a positive or a negative direction, I don't know -

Grant and I slept underneat the green monster waiting in line for ALCS game 6 tickets. We got them - monster seats.

That was fun.

Rob said...

ish, did you just count from 1 to 1201?

Nope. Blogger back then didn't seperate into pages, but they do now. So all of the 200+ comment posts are seperated into pages.

That means there is actually someone out there who has won the #201 game for 2007. Wonder who that was.

andy said...

noooo. 01 fun is like part of the game now. it is a vital part of the blog. it give it character. think of it as brick wall hugging ivy.

Joe Grav said...

HMPM - Heidi Mentions Per Minute?
Good one.

Yes. It can easily be converted to HMPS where necessary, but I don't think it will be today

Rob said...

Grant and I slept underneat the green monster waiting in line for ALCS game 6 tickets. We got them - monster seats.

Did you share a sleeping bag?

Joe Grav said...

oh no..
fuck...

YES
YES

Grant Salzano said...

Am I the only one who thinks Lugo would have booted that one?

Joe Grav said...

i agree with andy

Joe Grav said...

Did you share a sleeping bag?

naw, bra, we slept on the fuckin' ground

Rob said...

HMPS That looks funny. I said it out loud and I heard "humps"

Sarah Haendler said...

Nope, I found myself thinking the same thing Grant.

Grant Salzano said...

Did you share a sleeping bag?

We slept on a couple of ponchos. It was pouring rain =-O We didn't even have a tent.

Although the next morning and day was without question the most American-y experience I'll ever have ever.

Patrick said...

You have me beat Joe, I had an I-Beam directly in between me and Matsuzaka/Lowell.

but the story is cute: Joe and Grant sitting in a tree...

allan said...

That means there is actually someone out there who has won the #201 game for 2007. Wonder who that was.

A true winner, since there was no "*01?" pseudo-posts last year.

Joe Grav said...

I brought a blanket to cover the ground, but it got fucking gross because it was pouring rain that night and the ground on landsdowne was soaked in beer and urine

tim said...

alright bed time. big day tomorrow, need the zzzs. later all!

Grant Salzano said...

The Red Sox have the deepest team in the history of ever*

*excluding bullpen

Rob said...

A true winner, since there was no "*01?" pseudo-posts last year.

Yeah. I'll uh, stop doing that.

Rob said...

631??

nick said...

whoops, sorry sarah. couldn't remember if you'd succumbed to the syrupy stupor. (I knew you came back, but...)

still...have you got a Heidi haiku (heiku? heidku?) you want to share?

andy said...

lugo is probably my worst enemy. i don't think i would get giddy if i saw him on the street. Even if he was in an Ellsbury jersey.

Joe Grav said...

You have me beat Joe, I had an I-Beam directly in between me and Matsuzaka/Lowell. "

I don't mind the I-beams. To be honest, the monster seats kind of sucked. It was like watching the gaem on TV, totally detatched from the experience.

Still, it's cool to say you did it once.

Sarah Haendler said...

FSN = peeping toms

Rob said...

Jeemer warming.

allan said...

... back in my day, we used to swim through a river of urine to get playoff tickets.

Joe Grav said...

Heidku? bwhahaha

Joe Grav said...

The camping-out-for-tickets thing was fun, but I'll never do it again.

I'm glad i did it once.

Sarah Haendler said...

Heidi and Heidi
Boring and predicable
Joy male comments are

Grant Salzano said...

A small list of things I remember about sleeping under the Monster:

1) Sleeping under the monster
2) The frighteningly hidden blinking red light behind the I-Beam we slept next to
3) The effing rain
4) The big David-Ortiz sized dude smoking a joint in the middle of the night in the spot next to us
5) The disgusting blanket
6) My brilliance in buying ponchos
7) So cold...
8) Playing football and wiffleball on Lansdowne St. with the fellow linegoers the following morning for about 12 hours
9) watching people trickle into the area for the game
10) Being sick for a week after

Rob said...

Whew. 7 hours ago it was 84° out and now it's 52°. I still have my windows open to let the heat out that collected during the last two days.

andy said...

Hey who is that guy that looks like jery springer that has made it his career to sit behind home plate for every single home game? i mean i have not seen a game since i noticed him first early last year that he was not there. he is even on my world series calendar.

Patrick said...

Boring and predicable
Joy male comments are


and you sound like Yoda!

Joe Grav said...

11) the annoying 'take me out to the ballgame' clock that went off every hour

Joe Grav said...

PAPI

SoSock said...

So MDC gets out of it. I had to go check GDGD. The way some of you were cursing I thought the M's had cranked one.
Speaking of that - (BIB)
I have a LL'er who's 14. Never played ball until last year, but he's very strong, athletic, and listens like his life depends on it. Quizzes you on everything you tell him. Last year he couldn't hit his way out of a wet bag. He's worked his ass off and Saturday hit the 1st ball out of our park that I've seen at that age level in 3 years. Right OVER the top of the scoreboard in LF. Made my year.

Rob said...

Hey who is that guy that looks like jery springer that has made it his career to sit behind home plate for every single home game? i mean i have not seen a game since i noticed him first early last year that he was not there. he is even on my world series calendar.

Dude. I kept saying that guy looked a little like Donald Trump. The hair. But Jerry Springer is more like it.

Grant Salzano said...

11) the annoying 'take me out to the ballgame' clock that went off every hour

Oh my God lol...

Sarah Haendler said...

you sound like Yoda!

I couldn't decide if that was a plus or a minus, so I left it.

allan said...

yes, heidi is cute
but there is no doubt that for
a baseball game, a-

..

malie would be a way more fun date.

Benjamin said...

Looney. Lefty no out guy.

Patrick said...

Very cool Sosock.

Joe Grav said...

a haiku for sarah:

heidi heidi hei,
di heidi heidi heidi
better than tina

andy said...

well done sosock well done. Dont let that kid's dad ruin the game for him.

Rob said...

Right OVER the top of the scoreboard in LF. Made my year.

I really wish I played LL as a kid. My dad asked me if I wanted to and I said nahhhhh. I wanna sit around at home and do nothing instead.

Sarah Haendler said...

That's awesome Sosock. Good on him!

Rob said...

Amalie's probably the only person you could take to a baseball game for a first date.

Well, here's Manny up, with 2 men on.

Amy's dreaming of dongs...

Joe Grav said...

i played hockey. sucked. yup :D

Joe Grav said...

GO MANNY.

Grant Salzano said...

Hey who is that guy that looks like jery springer that has made it his career to sit behind home plate for every single home game?


This guy?

http://i32.tinypic.com/bfg85s.gif
http://i25.tinypic.com/2isfgwg.gif

Joe Grav said...

manny with the attempteddong.

Sarah Haendler said...

Amalie's probably the only person you could take to a baseball game for a first date.

I'd think that was an excellent first date.

Rob said...

There's this one girl who NESN just showed with a Red Sox shirt on, standing and clapping, really into this game. She's give Heidi a run for her money.

Joe Grav said...

Wow. Whiff.

Patrick said...

It's so weird that when manny hits the K-Rod bomb, the guy up front makes a break for it!

andy said...

damn you manny you toy with me.
i was praying for a dingo dongo

allan said...

physican, heal thyself.

Sarah Haendler said...

ah well. 500 there would have been too perfect.

Zenslinger said...

Mariners announcer is positively screaming about the Manny K -- and it's one out.

Rob said...

I'd think that was an excellent first date.

I totally said that so I could find out that was true. I'm glad it's not.

Joe Grav said...

I didn't ever want to take my girlfriend to a baseball game. I figured she'd hate it, and, by extension, me.

But now we've been to countless baseball games together, and she's dealt with me through three full red sox seasons + some of a 4th.

She still doesn't really like baseball, but she doesn't hate me yet, so I figure I'm good.

Grant Salzano said...

It's so weird that when manny hits the K-Rod bomb, the guy up front makes a break for it!

Did you type that before or after I posted the animated gifs lol... Because that's eerie.

Rob said...

Grant: Yep. that's the guy.

andy said...

at all the games i have been to out here i would imagine id see some hotties from SD with padres stuff on or from LA with angels stuff on. I have never seen so many hotties as i have with Red Sox gear on. its amazing. They must love dongs.

allan said...

she was cute, but no, she would not. ... unless maybe she had heidi's makeup person.

Joe Grav said...

whiff :/

Joe Grav said...

this guy's good.

Grant Salzano said...

I didn't ever want to take my girlfriend to a baseball game. I figured she'd hate it, and, by extension, me.

My girlfriend is a yankees fan... I'm taking her to the stadium and a broadway show next Wednesday.

Everyone has their faults.

SoSock said...

Damn Manny - GDGD shows the 2nd pitch right at his chin - ?

Dont let that kid's dad ruin the game for him.

Sad how often that's my biggest challenge. No prob with this kid. Single mom. CNA, long hours, so I go pick him up quite often

Rob said...

Morrow is very impressive. No denying that. Dude's got some petrol.

Sarah Haendler said...

Time to light the FIRE!

Patrick said...

To me, Amalie > Heidi.

allan said...

light my fire.

Grant Salzano said...

If someone could catch up to one of these Papelpitches... it'd land on Midway Island.

Joe Grav said...

to each his own, patrick

Joe Grav said...

aggh come on jd

Grant Salzano said...

At least Drew is giving him a fight

Grant Salzano said...

Lame.

Joe Grav said...

ah fuck

Joe Grav said...

692!

Joe Grav said...

Hooray, the Minnesota Lynx beat the Houston Comets in Overtime!

Thank you, sports ticker at the bottom of firefox

Sarah Haendler said...

Wow - if all you had to go on was tone with these FSN guys, you'd think they'd just won the final game of the ALCS or something after that out.

andy said...

good night lovers. my wife is calling me to the love zone.

nick said...

this heidi talk does remind me a bit of a situation on the drone-on email list ~10 years ago (geez I'm old) where someone was writing fanfic about Isabel from Bardo Pond. it was kind of creepy.

I would not want to be female and in the public eye in the internet age.

allan said...

i'm with patrick.

My girlfriend is a yankees fan...

Well, you never know how that might end up ..... :>)

Sarah Haendler said...

Hooray, the Minnesota Lynx beat the Houston Comets in Overtime!

And it's a good thing too, those Comets are FUCKERS.

Joe Grav said...

was he as excited as the following announcer?:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7p1CYdkB4sg

Joe Grav said...

fuck the Comets. they are my 2nd-least-favorite WNBA team, after the Connecticut Sun.

SoSock said...

Drew smoldering - no flames.
At least he put the ball in play.

Snark!
Wait, was that a Pinkie and the Brain line?

Patrick said...

Joe that guy was hilarious! He sounded like he was being stabbed.

Rob said...

My midnight snack: Little Caesar's breadsticks.

Joe Grav said...

instead GerrahHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

IT'S A GOAL FROM THE HEAVENS!

Sarah Haendler said...

In the intrest of full disclosure, I didn't even know what sport you were refering to, I was just being a smartass.

Joe Grav said...

It's ok, I like smartasses.

And I don't watch the WNBA.

I don't even watch the M-NBA.

But if I did watch the WNBA, I would root for the Lynx. YEAH!

Grant Salzano said...

My midnight snack: Little Caesar's breadsticks.

Oreos and milk here. A classic.

Patrick said...

The team representing my area is way better than the team representing your area.

allan said...

may have to pop some corn and open some more wine -- i'm feeling extras.

putz up.

Joe Grav said...

Grant, the name of the pither on the mound for the Red Sox is: Okajima

Joe Grav said...

nickname = JEEMER

Patrick said...

I do newman o's with raw milk.

Joe Grav said...

allan, you are always feeling extras. fuck that. let's win it in 9

Sarah Haendler said...

Grant, the name of the pither on the mound for the Red Sox is: Okajima

Ouch. And you call this guy your friend, Grant?

Grant Salzano said...

Okajeemer.

Joe Grav said...

patrick- that is one of my favorite articles. the Onion store sells T-shirts that say that. I want one.

nick said...

I don't think I can handle OT. I have 2 baskets of wet clothes here that I need to take to the dryers. Shoulda gone at 9:45 when I was going to.

Rob said...

I'm feeling some extra dongs.

Grant Salzano said...

Ouch. And you call this guy your friend, Grant?

Joe is my proverbial boy. :D

nick said...

OT? what sport am I talking about? watchin MLMB.

Joe Grav said...

sarah, you don't know the half of it. Snark is my middle name

Sarah Haendler said...

pepperidge farm chessmen and ginger ale.

Joe Grav said...

Major League Men's Bsaeball

Rob said...

Jeeeeeemerrrrrrrrrrrr

Grant Salzano said...

Yeah!

Patrick said...

oooo peperidge farm cookies. ooo

Geneva are my favs.

allan said...

onion shirt i think i mentioned last night:

"i'd rather be complaining"

!!!

the coffee cup that says "fuck you, i'm reading the onion" is a classic.

Joe Grav said...

By the way: I had the privilege of attending the world series of women's baseball.

Let me just say, for the record, that:
-I love women
-I love sports
-I even love women's sports
-I love baseball

BUT:

women's baseball sucks

Sarah Haendler said...

Nice work, Jeemer!

Rob said...

Okay. Game plan!

Let the dongs outside and go meet the snuffin' man.

allan said...

"i like me some extras"

... is that how the kids say it?

Grant Salzano said...

I'm so emeffing tired... I had a hard days work today. Really drains the energy out of you.

Joe Grav said...

My fav. Onion shirt = "woo! sports!"

Also they have one that says "Area Man," which is funny if you read the onion.

Has anyone ever read "Our Dumb World?"

Joe Grav said...

Grant, fuck you.

You know what Grant does for work?

He operates a toll booth. Fuck you.

Patrick said...

Our Japanese baseball player is better than your Japanese baseball player.

Sarah Haendler said...

I like your game plan Ish. I'm turning into a pumpkin at one no matter what. (Apparently my fairy godmother is on central time.)

Joe Grav said...

I really, really, really ,really, really thought that the scoreboard was going to say "You've been Putzed"

Patrick said...

He takes tolls?

Rob said...

He operates a toll booth. Fuck you.

Oh man. Which one???

Rob said...

My fairy godmother is on borrowed time.

Joe Grav said...

The entry to a private beach in CT. It's a toll-booth thingy where you have to pay to get in.

nick said...

cool work for grant. seems like it pays well, is boring, you get to yammer on your cell phone while handling money, and are exposed to some serious cold in the winter and no shortage of exhaust fumes.

now, let's blow this putz offa the mound.

Patrick said...

My friend read an article that toll booth operators have a very high rate of suicide as far as jobs go, and that to help prevent that you should say at least 7 words to them when you go through.

Which I make a point of every time now.

Joe Grav said...

Fuck. 1 out

Sarah Haendler said...

He operates a toll booth.

I read this as "troll booth", which was much funnier than it had any right to be.

Rob said...

The entry to a private beach in CT. It's a toll-booth thingy where you have to pay to get in.

Oh that's no fun. Would've been great if he worked on the Tobin or something.

Heh. Private beaches. Oh look, water, with sand! It's MINE! Give me money!

Grant Salzano said...

The entry to a private beach in CT. It's a toll-booth thingy where you have to pay to get in.

PUBLIC beach, thank you very much.

And this is, no joke, Wally doing my job where I work:

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v133/105/95/1619413/n1619413_33159303_2459.jpg

Joe Grav said...

I relayed play-by-play of the Trinity College game today to Grant while he "worked."

Meanwhile, I had actual shit to do in my office, and I don't even get paid, bra.

Joe Grav said...

hAHAHAHAH Sarah. Troll booth.

Rob said...

My friend read an article that toll booth operators have a very high rate of suicide as far as jobs go, and that to help prevent that you should say at least 7 words to them when you go through.

Which makes working the tolls on the Tobin Bridge convenient.

Grant Salzano said...

some serious cold in the winter

It's at a state park - a beach - that is only open in the summer :-P

nick said...

new blogger account w/ 6 views (all from here?).

Patrick said...

Although the article wasn't referring to tolls at private beaches...

Rob said...

MAYOR with his THIRD hit of the game!

Joe Grav said...

But I'm taking a half day tomorrow so I can ditch out and watch the USA-England soccer game at the Phoenix Landing in Cambridge. Go America!

Wow... Ichiro.... wow.

Sarah Haendler said...

You goy my vote, Mr Mayor.

Grant Salzano said...

So tired... C'mon Cora...

Joe Grav said...

aww, cora, that looked good off the bat. damn

Grant Salzano said...

Which makes working the tolls on the Tobin Bridge convenient.

That was... stunningly hilarious ahahahaha

Joe Grav said...

Ha-ha. Yankees lost.

Joe Grav said...

Praying for extras now.

Patrick said...

Coco dong time...

Joe Grav said...

TIMLIN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Rob said...

Time for some drama at 1:00 AM.

Timlin... tie game... on the road... bottom of the 9th.

Grant Salzano said...

Timlin :(

nixon33 said...

OH GOD NO! NOT....NOT TIMLIN!
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Patrick said...

Blog isn't reloading for me...

Sarah Haendler said...

Oh no! I'm supposed to be going to bed now. And I don't wanna!

Patrick said...

Timlin will pwn these mortals!

Grant Salzano said...

I wish Timlin's ERA was less than the current temperature...

Rob said...

Oh no! I'm supposed to be going to bed now. And I don't wanna!

Might as well go. This will either be over quickly, or be long and drawn out with a lot of nervousness.

Joe Grav said...

mother fuck

Rob said...

Cora continues to show his defensive prowess.

Grant Salzano said...

The Ghost of Julio Lugo.

nick said...

lugo would have made that play.

allan said...

einstein: e=mc 2?

no -- E6

Joe Grav said...

go'head, bunt

Joe Grav said...

fine by me

SoSock said...

White Flag ?!?
WTF ?!?
We've stayed up half the night, got almost 8oo comments, I've gotta get up in 5 hours and work, Grant has private beach trolls to deal with, and we get WHITE FUCKING FLAG?
Shit

Joe Grav said...

whiff this mo-foing bastard

Sarah Haendler said...

I vote for long and drawn out with a side of nervousness.

But I am going to bed now, enjoy your Heidku.

Grant Salzano said...

I'd love to see this guy if Reed gets out :-P

Joe Grav said...

nice

Grant Salzano said...

Nice.... CMON, one more!

Grant Salzano said...

Most Obvious Ibbie Ever.

Joe Grav said...

IBB, no doubt

allan said...

walk the I man and retire lopez.

old yeller still kickin!

Rob said...

Oh man.

Timlin... tie game... on the road... bottom of the 9th... winning run on third...

A couple of BBi's coming up.

Grant Salzano said...

That Dice-K info does not sound good.......

Joe Grav said...

they did a Heidi feature without showing her? what's the point?

actually, that was a useful and relevant report

Joe Grav said...

that did not sound encouraging

Rob said...

LMAO. private beach trolls.

That sounds rather fitting, actually.

allan said...

doesn't sound good????

it was heidi's voice.

SoSock said...

White Flag?
WTF?
We've stayed up half the night, logged alomost 800 posts, I've gotta get up in 5 hours and work, Grant has private beach trolls to deal with, and we get White Fucking Flag - shit.

Zenslinger said...

Understandable IBB.

Stop camping 801, all you nutty bastards!

nick said...

Grant has private beach trolls to deal with, and we get WHITE FUCKING FLAG?

I snorted on that one.

How did betancourt take that? taken out for the white due with a 65 point lower batting average.

Rob said...

Who's after Lopez? Why wouldn't you walk him and set up a force at any base?

allan said...

vidro - but then no margin for error.

Grant Salzano said...

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, Tim-May!!!!!

Joe Grav said...

strike 2.

come on, toast. get him.

Rob said...

Seriously. Why aren't you walking Lopez? First base is open. You want a force out.

Better get that third strike, or I'm gonna be pissed.

ASSHAT!

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