The only way this gets worse: 1) Jeter contracts a terminal illness.2) Doctors change its name to "Derek Jeter's disease."3) Jeter gets to stand in front of thousands of heartbroken, sniffling Bronx Babies and pronounce himself "the Luckiest Man on the Face of the Earth."4) Then they find a miracle cure for Derek Jeter's disease, or maybe Derek Jeter discovers the miracle cure for Derek Jeter's disease.
The lowly Astros score 4 in the first against CC!
Houston dong to lead off the 2nd: 5-0! Go, CC, Go!
NYDN: "At least Derek Jeter never has to experience one of CC Sabathia's Opening Day starts again."
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