April 1, 2014

"Jeter Month"

Wish Fire Joe Morgan was still around to comment on various articles pertaining to the upcoming retirement of Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter? ... (Oh, you hadn't heard that Jeter was retiring at the end of this season? Well, he is.)

Then click on over to Fire Jay Mariotti, where "Jeter Month" has just (sadly) ended:

February 25, 2014
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March 3, 2014

March 6, 2014
This Jeter post goes out to all the STATS NERDS and HATERS out there

March 11, 2014
Local sports journalism is the worst

March 16, 2014
Jeter Month Continues

March 26, 2014
Jeter Month: In Defense of Jeter

March 30, 2014
The Swan Song of Jeter Month: A Paean to The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived


D.Ing said...

The only way this gets worse:

1) Jeter contracts a terminal illness.
2) Doctors change its name to "Derek Jeter's disease."
3) Jeter gets to stand in front of thousands of heartbroken, sniffling Bronx Babies and pronounce himself "the Luckiest Man on the Face of the Earth."
4) Then they find a miracle cure for Derek Jeter's disease, or maybe Derek Jeter discovers the miracle cure for Derek Jeter's disease.

allan said...

The lowly Astros score 4 in the first against CC!

allan said...

Houston dong to lead off the 2nd: 5-0! Go, CC, Go!

allan said...

NYDN: "At least Derek Jeter never has to experience one of CC Sabathia's Opening Day starts again."