December 16, 2011

Hockey Player Defecates In Opponent's Glove, Is Expelled From New England Senior League

Rogue Squadron defenseman Zung Nguyen, 37, was banned from the New England Senior Hockey League for life after he defecated in an opponent's glove following a fight on the ice. A co-worker/Leafs fan pointed me to the extremely entertaining comments here and here.

Deadspin has the poop:
Both players got unsportsmanlike conduct majors, and game misconducts; their nights were done. As they skated back to their respective locker rooms, a still-furious Nguyen hurled one of [Dave] Bermingham's gloves over the glass into an empty section of seats. ...

Just after the second period began, Nguyen emerged from his locker room and went into the seats near where he had thrown Bermingham's glove. Teammates thought Nguyen was going to see his girlfriend, who had come to watch him play. Soon after, he went down to the corner of the arena, a semi-secluded area near where the Zamboni enters the ice. Young Guns players on the bench saw him squatting there, but didn't think anything of it at the time. He then returned the glove to its original spot in the seats.

Midway through the second period, Bermingham came out of his locker room. He had showered and changed and was ready to crack open a beer but needed to collect the last of his scattered equipment. Those gloves were nearly new: this was the second game he had worn them, and the price tag was still on. Bermie went into the seats where it had landed, picked it up, and put his hand in. ...

The referees immediately declared the game a forfeit win for the Young Guns. At a league meeting the next Monday morning, the NESHL banned Nguyen for life, with no refund on his entry fee.
The Red Sox and Yankees are going to have to crank the rivalry up a notch or two. Maybe this is how Punto can do something productive.

3 comments:

allan said...

I am saddened to see this guy did not wear #2.

Jere said...

The other guy sure wore number 2.

laura k said...

A Beautiful Move?