Orioles - 200 020 021 - 7 7 1After two were out in the bottom of the ninth, Boston loaded the bases, bringing the tying run to the plate, but Youkilis fanned.
Red Sox - 020 100 000 - 3 8 1
Buchholz (5-5-4-5-6, 107) had a rough first (single, double, three walks) and a rough fifth (single, triple, two walks), but looked great in the middle. He struck out the side in the third, then fanned two of the three batters he faced in a perfect fourth.
Pedroia went 0-for-3 with two walks, ending a 17-game hitting streak. Ramirez and Moss both had two hits. Lugo had two RBI, the third time this season he has driven in more than one run in as game.
Tampa lost 5-0 -- New York lost 5-0.
***
Brian Burres (5.07, 83 ERA+) / Clay Buchholz (5.53, 78 ERA+)
With the Red Sox only 1.5 GB, Buchholz returns to the Red Sox rotation.
Double H was put on the disabled list in mid-May with a torn fingernail on his right hand and while in AAA, he worked on altering his delivery. In nine starts (log), he posted a 2.47 ERA.
Also: Justin Masterson threw a perfect inning of relief for the PawSox on Thursday night against Norfolk, retiring the side in the sixth inning on 16 pitches (F7, 5-3, K).
AL East: Tampa is in Cleveland, while the Yankees (3rd, 6.5 GB) visit the Blue Jays. The Rays, Cubs, Angels and Red Sox all have a MLB-best 55 wins.
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I know we banned 201isms, but I am mocking Ish, so it's okay.
Ahh, fuck, tie game
crap! i do NOT want to see a bird on a bicycle.
Yeah I could use that triple in fantasy!
I mean I like the red sox.
brian roberts is getting on my nerves.
Uh Oh...
I have always had an irrational dislike of Brian Roberts..
hi guys. just checking in. gotta eat dinner with harv, may be back later.
What time did the sun rise this morning? Was there a good thunderstorm?
(Where is he tonight, anyway? I feel bad ragging on ppl who are not around.)
Sounds like Grant to me
[selfparody]
I agree with Joe.
[/selfparody]
hi guys. just checking in. gotta eat dinner with harv, may be back later.
LOL
Yeah I could use that triple in fantasy!
I mean I like the red sox.
Who's that, Zen?
By the way, has anyone purchased my motherfucking 1918 book?
I've given up on you cheap bastards.
[buchholz]I should buy another necklace[/buchholz]
Clay Buch-can't-holz the lead.
That was my entire generation, L.
I love tofu. The irrational love of soybean products is called estraphilia.
I'm gonna buy it so I can get it signed when I go to T-O.
Then I can sell it on Ebay.
What's the opposite of estraphilia? Estraphobia? That would be me.
GOOD GOD TITO, THIS KID HAS NOTHING -- TAKE HIM OUT - ARE YOU BLIND -- IDIOT DO NOTHING RIGHT MIS-MANAGER FRANCOMA
I'd let double H, double do me!
I can finally watch a game tonight! Because my Little League practice has been cancelled because it's raining here but then we had tickets to a show so it didn't matter but it was really hard work, oh gotta go now, bye everyone, go sox.
Then I can sell it on Ebay.
Good luck. You may get enough $ to buy a muffin.
A small muffin.
Rats.
My grandpa just asked me if I could go online and find him an Baltimore hat because he "likes that bird on it"
Ugh, another O's run.
I have no idea what the irrational love of soybeans is called, but next time Phil is here, we could ask him.
A signed copy would at LEAST get me a large muffin. Assuming I collected in Canadian dollars or Euros and waited 6 months before I converted it to USD.
Barajas homer 3-0.
Your comments are hilarious guys. I have been leveling my elf warrior on Wolrd of Warcraft, so only been sort of watching. Enjoy my scantily clad lady avatar.
Lord Lynch must feel like he walked into a house of mirrors or something.
Hopefully we can score 11 runs or so so we don't have to worry about our bullpen.
11 isn't really enough though.
It's nearly 2 in the morning. The wierd seems sensible and the sensible is out of the window...
I think we should eventually move on from commenter-parodies to parodies of the off topic conversations we have.
Ahem! Our bullpen gave up 0 runs in the Twins series, thank you very much!
ERA+ VORP FY OBP SASAHE WARP3 FB WOTS EQA MBM
Let me know what kind of muffin you get for the book, Joe.
4-0 CD Cleveland in the 6th :D
I still don't feel safe. Ever. Unless Papelbon is pitching.
A muffin can be very filling.
HH has a MBM of 0.23 and a WARP drive.
I might keep the book, assuming there's enough uses of the word "motherfucker"
ooooo he thought he was a man, BUT HE WAS A MUFFIN!!!!
I'm surprised they haven't yanked him yet.
Uh oh. They forgot to update the graphic for the Red Sox Report - it says 'w/ Hazel Mae.' That makes me a lot less likely to watch it.
Did I ever mention how I feel like my quality of life has improved since she left NESN? Well, it has
Give him another one of those hooks.
Babe Ruth is in it, so there's a lot of curse words.
K!
Those was some big outs by hh.
Give that kid a pixy stick! He done good.
right. leave you in your own world.
I have to be awake early in the morning...
John McCain commercial on the air
anger level rising
I think it already is early in the morning there. Night night.
Babe Ruth is in it, so there's a lot of curse words.
Of the top of my head, I know there are 2 "pussy"s, a "shit" and a "fuckin'". And a "cock".
Watch your heart beat, Joe. Don't unleash the hulk.
HEIDI!
HEIDI OOO HEIDI SHE IS BLONDE AND HAS TITS AND TALKS ABOUT BASEBALL OOO HEIDI > HAZEL MAE
HAHAHA
Mom: "Where should we move if McCain wins?"
Me: "I've been really fascinated by the Netherlands lately."
Mom: "Hmm... I dunno."
(10 second pause)
Mom: "How about Holland?"
Me: "Um..."
Lowell's shirt; "Woooooooooooo!!!"
HEIDI > HAZEL MAE
Truth
Now there's something great about Canada. No John McCain commercials.
Self-parody or real? You decide.
hmmm, sounds intriguing. Is the cock referring to a chicken? I can't say I'd approve of that.
"It's 9:00, late enough for me. Gonna go post some war resisters news and watch the rest in bed. Happy threading!"
Let's be honest, L. You don't really care that she talks about baseball, do you?
Is the cock referring to a chicken?
No. No, it is not.
Ruth: "I can knock the cock off any ball that's pitched."
[gratuitous anti-manny comment]
Let's be honest, L. You don't really care that she talks about baseball, do you?
I know I do.......n't
"It's 9:00, late enough for me. Gonna go post some war resisters news and watch the rest in bed. Happy threading!"
LOL and FUCK YOU
LMAO
And I'm already in bed!
NO W for HH.
It's alright, we still got 4 innings to work with.
.
Stop being upset that we're losing! We're going to win! Stupid fucking negative "fans."
"Inning's over. Time to refill my wine!"
Let's be honest, L. You don't really care that she talks about baseball, do you?
Ha!
No. No, I don't.
Someone here clued me into the sports-talk factor. Good-looking women who talk about sports have their stock go way up than the same level of good looks without sports talk.
I think it was Ish.
lopez in
Actually, it was me. Or maybe it was Ish. It was probably both of us.
Stupid fucking negative "fans."
Good use of those quotation marks, too.
In Canada, you don't get Remy commercials either, do you?
"I'm awake, so time to refill my wine!"
Clay: 5-5-4-5-6, 107
I want to rip Grady Little's balls off! I want to eat his children!
When we get the NESN broadcast, we get whatever ads are on NESN. I see the Remy ads all the time.
I was only kidding about the McCain ads not being in Canada - but I have never seen one.
Joe: Have we moved on to "state the obvious"?
I've never seen one
Actually, yes you have. Have you ever seen any commercial by any Republican, ever?
4 innings left to score a couple of runs. WE CAN DO TI!
Happy Birthday, LOOGY!
Joe: Have we moved on to "state the obvious"?
It's time for "speak as if a JOS commenter was crossed with Mike Tyson!"
I love how Javier Lopez suddenly got so fucking good.
lopez keeping his pitch count down!
I take your point.
So you see McCain ads during NESN broadcasts and I don't? I wonder why that is. Maybe certain ads get replaced for the EI feed? Seems weird.
Cle 4-0 - end 6
Tor 3-0 - end 7
[gratuitous anti-Manny comment, three paragraphs long]
Maybe there is a local portion of the ads, or something? But that can't be it either, since I doubt Big Mac is doing much contesting in Greater Boston.
Although, I am ashamed to admit, my home city actually was something like 50-50 last time, and voted for the Republican for Governor in 2002 [Mitt Romney?!@#!] and 2006.
go spiders!
go blue jays!
GO SOX!
not a parody, just me
who would pay $5000 (minimum) for one of those liberty all-star logo statutes?
It's no reflection on you. It goes to show what bullshit the whole red state / blue state thing is. Every state is a mix of both.
We suck, we're doomed, another loss!!!! Arrrgggggggg!
Where is the money going? A donation for something I hope?
Wait, did you just see an ad for that? I didn't.
tek will tie it up - watch!
We suck, we're doomed, another loss!!!! Arrrgggggggg!
Who's that? Everyone?
mlbtv ad - it's an auction. there are 42 of them around manhattan. openign bid was 5K
I gotta fold some laundry.
That's not a parody. That's me. I'll be back in a few.
Tek gets robbed
I wanna a ring!
I have a blog, for fuck's sake!
I helped!!!
I knew it was an auction, etc. I was just wondering if you saw an ad, but you're watching on the computer so never mind.
Do you know where the money goes?
It also goes to show how moronic the city of Revere is
just sayin
Holy crap. Who likes crazy line scores?
Twisters down 10-4, get 6 to tie and then give 5 back right away.
I love doing 'score progressions':
3-0 Torrington
3-2
4-2
10-4 Sanford
10-10
15-10 Sanford
17-10
17-12
17-16 Final
come on ahhhhdsmer.
Insane line score!
back to folding
5-0 JAYS
mfy batting in the 9th
July 4, 1985
NYM 100 401 011 000 200 001 5 -16
ATL 102 010 040 000 200 001 2 -12
matt stairs absolutely roped a dinger off a new MFY relief pitcher, some guy they called up.
and joba gave up a smash to borrahas (sp?)
Traber relieved JtC. Halladay still in there in the 9th, just now getting to 100 pitches.
Jeter doubled in the 9th -- NY's 2nd hit!
July 4, 1985? Why?
just a crazy linescore that i have nearby.
oo ooo, I was born twenty days after that.
borrahas (sp?)
barajas
:>)
yanks 1st hit was a tough play, but i think it shouldve been caught, the guy took a nixon-like route to the ball. if wells is in there, jeters is the 1st hit.
It freaks me out that you have one nearby.
Allan and I met 4 days before Patrick was born.
I
am
old.
Laura and I met 4 days before you were born.
Someone get me a cane.
barajas. when they show him on tv my bro always says: "whos that prosciutto?"
It used to freak me out, too, Joe. Now it would disturb me if he didn't.
Was it near the Beth Israel hospital in Boston? I was pooped out in view of Fenway.
Get off my lawn.
Amanda & I just celebrated (and by "celebrated," I mean, "realized like a week later when looking at a calendar") 3 1/2 years formally together.
That might not sound like a lot to real geezers like Allan, but it sure makes me feel old.
Someone should have parodied us posting the same thing at the same time! We've done it like 4 times in this thread.
Enough parodies for tonight, I think.
YEAH!
Hurray for baserunners!!!!
RUNS PLEASE!
We met in NYC.
3.5 years is a long time. By the time you've made it that far you've worked out a lot of stuff.
And LUGO shall lead them ...
By the time you've made it that far you've worked out a lot of stuff.
That's the way I think of it, too.
I was already to type my usual. Wish he'd start hitting a lot again.
Tha-a-a-a-a-a-a- Yankees lose
Pedroia gonna whip out a monster dong.
Dear FY:
Extend your streak with a dong. thanks.
I am not complaining about being old, btw. I'm into it.
Pedroia gonna whip out a monster dong.
And then he's gonna hit a home run.
joe grav said...
Tha-a-a-a-a-a-a- Yankees lose
THAAAAAAAA ICE CREA...GETS...FINGERED!
extend
streak
dong
use all three in a sentence
(Andy?)
And then he's gonna hit a home run.
Snort
not only can i not type but my keyboard is fucked up from me smashing it with my hands.
Evening, chaps. Better late than never. I don't know if I'd have time to go through the whole 340 comment game thread, though. Great turnout tonight!
the wave should be outlawed.
More importantly, what are the Rays doing?
I feel old, having arthritis, no memory and useless muscles and all.
C-Bra!
CLE 5-0, Rays batting in top 8.
It's Ish! a whole 147 comments too late!
IIRC, we've had some smashing success against Brad Chadford this yr.
rays losing, last time i checked
Has Pedroia gotten a hit yet tonight?
ahhhhhhhhhhh !@#
Nix, I agree re wave.
Ish, we were posting self-parodies, then it morphed into parodies of each other. You are represented. Nix, you too. Hope I did you justice.
I couldn't call a dong if it slapped me in the face.
It's Ish! a whole 147 comments too late!
You mean 201? lol. I think I gave up on my 201 King ambitions. Too many duties. Feeding the poor, public appearances, photo-ops... too much work.
Ish, we were posting self-parodies, then it morphed into parodies of each other. You are represented. Nix, you too. Hope I did you justice.
Oh boy. I thought I guess I'll have to take a look! :)
I have arthritis too - but I've had it since I'm 12, so I don't feel old about that.
Almost... I thought maybe we'd get a makeup call there.
crap crap crap
guess we'll need some late-inning fireworks
fragging 1B ump.
Oh crap. Mother just informed me that I have to fill out my student loan application shit after this game is over. Wow, awesome.
I'm hoping for 26 innings (and a win)
dongs slapping you in the face? oo boy.
I'm not into losing at home. Let's not do that today.
I'm hoping for 26 innings (and a win)
27 would set a record.
I'd rather be home for that, if it happens.
MDC time.
haha, i assume im the capitals letter mockery?
No way we lose this game. Only one run behind and two innings to bat. We're cool.
And no that is not a parody!
I'm already done with my aid stuff :D
34k in schollies, baby. Woo!
This is all Clay's fault.
...that's we're still in this game, that is.
Yes, that's you in all caps. I did one and I think Allan did one.
I think I'd be able to get 34k yen for scholarships.
34k in schollies, baby. Woo!
Fuck you
My all CAPS was me doing me.
How much school does 34K buy these days?
How much school does 34K buy these days?
Ten minutes
What are your impressions for HH from tonight? It was exciting to hear him strike out the side in the third...
but allans got the francoma thing wrong, ive never called him that, and hes my favorite thing about the sox.
You? It was a dead ringer for Nix.
way to avoid getting hit, dushbag
but allans got the francoma thing wrong
That one was Jack.
The "FY ERA+ VORP" was me.
I see Lugo's back undercover.
Does anyone have a parody of me besides 201?
My dog is in hot pursuit -of what I assume to be sasquatch- in her sleep.
Clay:
1 - bad
2 - good
3 - great
4 - good
5 - bad
I was wrong - Allan's ALL CAPS are not you, Nix. They're Allan!
How much school does 34K buy these days?
Ten minutes
How depressing.
But seriously.
come on 'carmen. shut these fuckers down (me)
Do you post stuff other than "201"?
1 - bad
2 - good
3 - great
4 - good
5 - bad
Ha. That's probably the best summary I've ever heard.
Does anyone have a parody of me besides 201?
Heidi
I only listened on the radio, but I was impressed with Clay. It seemed like he just had the one bad inning and a case of the Brain Roberts.
Ish, I did one. It's after 201.
Do you post stuff other than "201"?
When was the last time I posted something that had to do with 201? It's had to have been at least a month.
Joking!
what time is sunrise - was there a thunderstorm
But seriously.
One year at BC is ~49,500. So, almost a year.
I think the most expensive school is George Washington. Which, hey, what do you know, is where I'd really like to go to grad school
.282 with 2 outs and RISP? Best in the league?
That sounds... incredibly average.
Gap between the Yanks and the O's/Jays is getting smaller.
I was wary of doing parodies of people who weren't here. Hurt feelings, paranoia...
Every one was totally joking.
RIGHT?
what time is sunrise - was there a thunderstorm
I was guessing Ish on that one.
redsock said...
Joking!
I know...............
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