Orioles - 200 020 021 - 7 7 1After two were out in the bottom of the ninth, Boston loaded the bases, bringing the tying run to the plate, but Youkilis fanned.
Red Sox - 020 100 000 - 3 8 1
Buchholz (5-5-4-5-6, 107) had a rough first (single, double, three walks) and a rough fifth (single, triple, two walks), but looked great in the middle. He struck out the side in the third, then fanned two of the three batters he faced in a perfect fourth.
Pedroia went 0-for-3 with two walks, ending a 17-game hitting streak. Ramirez and Moss both had two hits. Lugo had two RBI, the third time this season he has driven in more than one run in as game.
Tampa lost 5-0 -- New York lost 5-0.
***
Brian Burres (5.07, 83 ERA+) / Clay Buchholz (5.53, 78 ERA+)
With the Red Sox only 1.5 GB, Buchholz returns to the Red Sox rotation.
Double H was put on the disabled list in mid-May with a torn fingernail on his right hand and while in AAA, he worked on altering his delivery. In nine starts (log), he posted a 2.47 ERA.
Also: Justin Masterson threw a perfect inning of relief for the PawSox on Thursday night against Norfolk, retiring the side in the sixth inning on 16 pitches (F7, 5-3, K).
AL East: Tampa is in Cleveland, while the Yankees (3rd, 6.5 GB) visit the Blue Jays. The Rays, Cubs, Angels and Red Sox all have a MLB-best 55 wins.
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...I thought about it.
that is so fucked up. (school costs)
come ON manny
I think the most expensive school is George Washington. Which, hey, what do you know, is where I'd really like to go to grad school
I thought your ideal school was 1) a good hockey program, followed by 2) a good communications program?
that is so fucked up. (school costs)
Yup
Joe with the 401!
Ish with the 402!
COME ON OTHER MANNY !
rays get nothing in the 8th
You were joking about HEIDI!?!?!?!?!?!?
She's like, unjokingly babely. Not even a matter of opinion.
sacrilege.
oh damn. get this guy mdc.
Loaded.
MDC: Cut. The. Shit.
Not just any communications, Grant, political communications, which really limits my options.
Although if I got into Harvard that would fulfill the hockey part too. But I'm not counting on that happening... bwahhaha
Come the eff on, Manny...
unjokingly babely :)
unjokingly babely :)
This is my new favorite phrase
THROW STRIKES>
FUCK!!!!!!
YELLER up
Well, that sucks.
fuckey fuck
damn walks to load the bases
AHH FUCK.
Not just any communications, Grant, political communications, which really limits my options.
My B. You're just so multitalented I didn't want to narrow it down too much because you're that awesome :)
Meanwhile: FUCK!!!!!!!!11ONE1JUAN111WON11!!!!!!!!ELEVENTY11!!
Sigh. Bullpen breakdown : (
oh wtf, not the toast!
that is so fucked up. (school costs)
It's amazing there hasn't been a huge downturn in enrollment in colleges. I'm so apprehensive and concenred about how much it'll cost that I haven't gone yet, and it's been 2 and a half years since I graduated high school. But the nice thing is when you reach 24 your parents' income doesn't come into play when it comes to financial aid.
Wow grant you don't need to kiss my ass, I can do nothing for you
I guess it's Yeller time now.
Oh cock. (Just got around to reacting to the hit.)
Wow grant you don't need to kiss my ass, I can do nothing for you
I need you to come to hockey games so you can help pay for gas :D
wait - i thought it was the 9th for a minnit.
we're still good.
It's amazing there hasn't been a huge downturn in enrollment in colleges.
You have no idea how many rich people there are
I need you to come to hockey games so you can help pay for gas :D
You're paying next to nothing for school while I'm paying out my ass, and you want me to help you with gas? Fuck off , bra :-p
crap. i'm not as confident now.
but still hopeful.
always hopeful.
I am feeling a comeback
time to eat some rally yogurt™
Sox have a 9% chance of pulling this one out:
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?gameid=280711102
rally yogurt! that's got to be a jos original.
hopeful too, but the look flat.
fangraphs can fuck off, we are going to win this.
(no offense grant.)
(you are not fangraphs.)
Speaking of 2+ years after graduation - One of the things that we did was submit a baby picture for the yearbook, and I just received it back in the mail - today.
Cmon the Manneh.
Manny Dong would be such a rally killer!
Come on Real Manny, get it going!
Starts with you, Manny.
Must have been sent by Canada Post.
fangraphs can fuck off, we are going to win this.
(no offense grant.)
(you are not fangraphs.)
:D They're misunderestimating the Fenway Factor(TM)
Why didn't manny swing at that pitch? Is he thinking about Heidi's gazombas?
Once apon a time, there was a man from a far away land who yielded a truly formidable bat. They referred to him as, "the large father", and he was worthy of such a name. At times like these, they say he used to finish the game in one swing, and it was never a question.
Some say he is still near by. Perhaps even watching over us.
Yeah Manny, kill the rally!
At'll do :)
Yes!
Must have been sent by Canada Post.
LMAO. They're that bad, huh?
ok!
Manny hates Fangraphs.
Patrick, I love that story.
Why didn't manny swing at that pitch? Is he thinking about Heidi's gazombas?
[four-paragraph manny-bash here]
Why didn't manny swing at that pitch? Is he thinking about Heidi's gazombas?
How could he not?
Sox have a 9% chance of pulling this one out:
Never tell me the odds!!! Unless we're trying to lose a fleet of imperial start destroyers in an asteroid field.
Ish, yes!
How could he not?
Good point
Here's to hoping the Red Sox at least tie up this one so Timlin might not get into this game.
Come on, I wanna be 0.5 GB!
Catchers masks ftw
Come on Doctor, give us the news!
gazombas
Where did that word come from? Greece?
FUCKIGN FUCKBAG MOTHER FUCKER
Wow... who didn't see THAT one coming?
UGH
not the news we wanted to hear
Somehow that was Manny's fault.
FUCK SHIT PISS BITCH CUNT ASS FUCK!
darn.
Gazombas sound like something you'd want to kill in Super Mario Brothers.
Malpractice.
Where did that word come from? Greece?
The first time I ever saw it was in a Dave Barry column
The first time I ever saw it was in a Dave Barry column
Really? That in NO way surprises me. I loved reading his columns.
Mario...killed?!?!?!?
turning my world upside down, Ish.
7th CG for Halladay!
darn?
gosh, that's not swell.
yeah, halladay is mr cg. only gave up 2 hits.
Maybe I meant, Mario would want to jump on and squish.
If anything, I want us to not have Tek-Moss-Lugo in the 9th...
Nvm. Fail.
Really? That in NO way surprises me. I loved reading his columns.
I am a fanatic.
it was my attempt at a joke after using the other language.
Uh oh. One more inning.
FUCK
what a waste of manny's leadoff hit. patrick is right, this was manny's fault.
no, it was manny's hair's fault.
Sox in 9th:
Varitek
Moss
Lugo
Ya feelin' it? :>)
I wanted to be a humor columnist, until I realized I wasn't funny.
Gee whiz, I knew that.
with the yanks and rays losing, this is a game i'd REALLY like them to win.
Timlin is in!
OH NO!
Exhibit A
shux.
So a lot of Dave Barry fans here, huh? Hm.
Tampa LOSES.
I love it. Once the shitty guys get on base, the good guys are up to bring them home.
I see people are parodying themesleves and me. Nobody mentioned the two girls kissing behind Heidi?
I wanted to be a humor columnist, until I realized I wasn't funny.
I thought about it, too. I tried one once... I wrote about seeing those packages of pretzel sticks in office supply stores.
It's SO hard to write funny.
the two beastly women behind heidi. what contrast.
Nobody mentioned the two girls kissing behind Heidi?
What what what?
I see people are parodying themesleves and me. Nobody mentioned the two girls kissing behind Heidi?
Damn. I must've have been reading the thread. Damn you, game thread! :P
the two girls kissing
I wanted to figure out how to incorporate the diet coke girl avatar but no dice
It starts quickly for Toast.
This game is over, Timlin's in.
Jere said the magic words.
burnt toast with a fork in it
It's SO hard to write funny.
True. That.
oh "beastly" women. well then. everyone can relax.
the two beastly women behind heidi. what contrast.
Beastly in a positive way or negative? And were they the ones kissing? This will quickly decide whether I damn the game thread or thank it.
Well it just so happened I just uploaded it. The totally fake kiss. Check it out now because I have to kill it soon so MLB doesn't screw up my account. Oh, it's in slo-mo.
Should I check the game when it's archived? When was this alleged kissing?
oh "beastly" women. well then. everyone can relax.
Yup. Women who aren't good looking don't matter at all
Beastly can be positive? I must be older than I thought.
totally fake kiss.
Heh, I see your point. That did nothing for me except make me laugh really hard.
I would call that a good beastly, if the word even applies at all.
YOu all must've missed it--too much parodying:) Except nix33
Cool.
That's HILARIOUS hahahahaah
Yup. Women who aren't good looking don't matter at all
And women kissing each other exist only for the pleasure of men watching. Other than that, they don't matter either.
I approve.
Beastly can be positive? I must be older than I thought.
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure. Some people use strange adjectives for things.
Jere says "two women kissing" and all talk of baseball screeches to a halt.
I love how they were both kinda giggling as their faces were pressing together. I bet the left one has a sore nose.
And women kissing each other exist only for the pleasure of men watching. Other than that, they don't matter either.
I never realized how smart you are! GBATGCOTFOTE (or something)
Meanwhile Timlin sucks
THIS IS FRIGGING LAME
Jere says "two women kissing" and all talk of baseball screeches to a halt.
I'd rather talk about two women kissing than toast being... toast.
Let's see... Men on first and second?
Par for the course.
Jere says "two women kissing" and all talk of baseball screeches to a halt.
Also, Timlin comes in
Priorities, people. Instead of yapping away you should be watching the BACKGROUND of the game, rewinding it, taping it, uploading it, and then posting about it. Is that enough of a parody of myself? haha
Timlin is in.
We'd go gaga if Remy and Don starting necking.
come on timlin.
We'd go gaga if Remy and Don starting necking.
I thought about saying something like that, but then I didn't want to be the one who said that.
fUCK!@#!@#
Instead of yapping away you should be watching the BACKGROUND of the game, rewinding it, taping it, uploading it, and then posting about it. Is that enough of a parody of myself?
struck well!
redsock said...
We'd go gaga if Remy and Don starting necking.
now THERES a couple of beastly men. dont forget michael kay
Don: "the run comes plateward"
You'd think that Timlin would know to keep the ball down and throw his sinker and not allow them to hit the ball in the air. The Veteran Timlin.
SHITPISSFUCKCUNTCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERTITS
Maybe we should call Timlin "State Farm" because he gives the other team insurance.
And that happened
I have a better video than that--an incredible nose-pick from Halladay in the Yanks game. A real classic. (I'm at my parents'--they've got the modern rewinding, HD TV thing, plus they live in the territory that gets Yanks AND Sox.)
please don't anyone say that again, it's such a nauseating thought
now THERES a couple of beastly men. dont forget michael kay
John Sterling and his double dipping as well. And other terrible etiquette.
I am here for the bitter end, and I do mean bitter. I haven't had a chance to read through the thread but 538 comments? Wow.
Timlin in = game over.
Maybe we should call Timlin "State Farm" because he gives the other team insurance.
Fri Jul 11, 10:15:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
plus they live in the territory that gets Yanks AND Sox.
I do too, it's sweet :)
That was an earlier comment that just posted now. How weird.
Jere, you're doing it again. On purpose I assume.
I am here for the bitter end, and I do mean bitter. I haven't had a chance to read through the thread but 538 comments? Wow.
And yet you have already commented. Sort of!
Amy, it's a very funny thread, but you have to start at the beginning, or it might offend.
state farm = very good
Betting time.
How many runs do the Red Sox score in the 9th inning? I want to hear from everyone.
Sox will get at least 2 but at most 11 here.
I never hesitate to comment. Occupational hazard.
ugh four runs, lets do it.
L--I didn't double post. That I know of.#
# = no sarcasm
(just invented that)
(again, self-parodying here I guess)
How many runs do the Red Sox score in the 9th inning? I want to hear from everyone.
Wow, I responded before I saw this lol. I say 2.
I will scan through later.
Meanwhile, my father is complaining about how my dog smells.
well, it's good that tampa (and ny) lost.
1
Sox will get at least 2 but at most 11 here.
So... which is it? Don't worry about being wrong. It's only your life that is riding on this one. No biggie.
11
11????
we can't get 11 runs here....
And then I posted that before I saw you choosing 2.
Crazy pick so that if it comes true, I look like a genius: 6
Honest answer: 0
I say 3
I bet the Sox get 5 runs.
Sox will get 3. THey keep losing by one.
Tell him not to sit so close.
We were posting parodies of ourselves, then of other commenters. You were represented.
I'm going to say 0. I am going to hope for 4.
in fact, we'll go 1-2-3
Joe and I thinking alike.
I just got the magic whistle: One toot of this whistle will take you to a far away land...hah hah trippy
We were posting parodies of ourselves, then of other commenters. You were represented.
201!!!!!
Please walk, Tek
Like that.
we can't get 11 runs here....
I'm sure someone will post this before me, but... grand slam while tied 7-7.
TEK DONG?
wow
I was going to say zero but it seemed so morose, so I said 1.
SLOW AS SHIT
OK, I have to read the thread then.
My father loves her. They leave tomorrow. He says she smells like a fish.
Tek not starting off the inning well.
ish--I thought he meant 11 in the inning, which we can't do
What is that noise?
Crazy pick so that if it comes true, I look like a genius: 6
Fun fact: at the Frozen Four this year, I jokingly predicted a 6-0 BC win over a very, very, VERY good team in the semifinals, and we went up 6-0 at one point before winning 6-1.
you asked how many we'd score.
grand slam while tied 7-7.
In the bottom of the 9th?
Should've specified - this inning.
There is some idiot screaming in the background on the radio - sounds like a really bad fire truck siren.
on to the rally plum
Ok, as long as he loves her. Then maybe she does smell.
If we come back now = epic
Uch. Not feeling a come back here.
Fangraphs still gives us 1% of hope.
They misunderestimate the Lugo Factor(TM).
what noise?
It would be more fitting if Timlin was batting right now.
you did specify, you asked how many we'd score in the bottom of the ninth. The max is 8. But if he said 11, he must've thought 11 for the total, meaning 8.
She does smell. Like a dog.
SAFE!
Oh no, Lugo got hurt
Was he out that time too????
Ack, he's hurt.
Crap! That's not Timlin!
Can we call up Jed Lowrie now?
WE'RE COMING BACK BABY!!!!!!
Also, addition by subtractiono here if Lugo is hurt.
That's not even worth joking about. Fuck.
you did specify, you asked how many we'd score in the bottom of the ninth. The max is 8. But if he said 11, he must've thought 11 for the total, meaning 8.
Yeah, sorry... lol
There was this siren-type noise in with the crowd noise at Fenway.
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