April 28, 2009

G20: Spiders 9, Red Sox 8

Red Sox - 142 000 100 - 8 14  3
Spiders - 124 000 101 - 9 13 0
Bill James would not approve. Tie game, bottom of the 9th. Who should you put on the mound? Your closer or the worst pitcher on the team?

Sadly, Terry Francona chose Option B. And the Red Sox's 11-game winning streak is now history. I can only assume that he hoped to squeak through the 9th (the 8-9-1 hitters were up), maybe get a run or two with FY-Flo-Yook-Drew in the 10th and go to Jonathan Papelbon to nail it down. The only problem with that strategy is you have to not allow a run in the 9th!

Javier Lopez gave up a single to Mark DeRosa (who had homered in the 7th to tie the game at 8-8) to start the final inning. Ben Francisco bunted the runner to second and Grady Sizemore struck out. Lopez went to a full count on Asdrubal Cabrera, who whacked a grounder to the right side.

Kevin Youkilis half-dived to his right, snared it, turned and lobbed an easy, underhanded toss to Lopez. The pitcher and the ball were at the bag in plenty of time, and Lopez's foot was on the base, but he looked down anyway, and the ball clanked off his glove and rolled into foul territory.

Lopez then fell down and Youkilis raced after the baseball, but it was too late. DeRosa was crossing the plate.

How'm I doin'?

Lopez: From a LOOGY to a LWCGAOIHGDMFLDOI.

The Red Sox failed to score in the top of the ninth, with runners at the corners and one out. Nick Green was overmatched on three fastballs and Jacoby Ellsbury lined the ball right to Cabrera at second.

Toronto beat the Royals 8-1, so we are back in 2nd place. The Yankees broke a scoreless tie in Detroit with 10 runs in the seventh and beat the Tigers 11-0.

***

Brad Penny (7.80, 65 ERA+) / Anthony Reyes (4.76, 102 ERA+)

The first place Red Sox (13-6) -- by a slim .017 over the Blue Jays (14-7), but atop the East nonetheless -- continue their series in Cleveland.

Julio Lugo may get his first start of the season tonight. I somewhat fear Tito putting Lugo at leadoff, but I'm now confident that (a) Lugo will be eased into the lineup/regular playing time and (b) Ellsbury's hitting and overall play have improved enough to dispell Francona of that idea.

Only three Red Sox players have ever faced Reyes -- and one of them is Penny! J.D. Drew is 0-for-3 with two strikeouts and Jason Bay is 3-for-6 with a walk.

Of the five Spiders to have seen Penny previously, three are pitchers. Mark DeRosa is 8-for-27 and Tony Graffanino is 1-for-6 (but 0-for-his-last-5). (Graffanino has a -11 OPS+ in 24 plate appearances this year!)

***

Note: The Yankees' run differential is worse than that of the hapless Nationals, owners of the worst record in baseball:
            W   L    PCT    RS    RA    DIFF
Yankees 9 10 .474 102 126 - 24
Nationals 4 14 .222 85 107 - 22
New York's Phil "The Franchise" Hughes makes his 2009 debut (6.62 ERA in 2008) in Detroit at 7 PM. ... Jays in Kansas City.

610 comments:

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Jere said...

Jimmy Ripple

allan said...

RAM TOUGH

Unknown said...

Sit

Rob said...

That 30-3 Rangers beatdown on the O's comes to mind.

A Conformer said...

Funny, I have a flask right next to me and I didn't think of searching that.
And Flask Gordon is an extremely cool name.

allan said...

Batboy: MC Hammered

laura k said...

Flask wasn't a real name, tho. Just Allan being silly.

Jere said...

Clarence Beers

Benjamin said...

Punch Knoll.

allan said...

RAM SAYS FUCK YOU

Amy said...

Very nice! 2 Ks.

A Conformer said...

Flask wasn't a real name, tho. Just Allan being silly.Oh. There is a Roy Flaskamper, though. On the all drink AND all electric teams.

Unknown said...

Sit

Jere said...

Harvey Kuenn should actually be the manager.

SoSock said...

Guzuntheit!

A Conformer said...

Isn't this game on TV somewhere? I'll try Justin TV, maybe?

tim said...

Choooooo chooooooo!

All aboard the late-game fuck train!

Amy said...

I was thinking Aaron Boone for Boone's Farm Apple Wine, but wasn't sure that was something still in existence. We used to drink it about forty years ago.

Jere said...

Gordon Maltzberger

tim said...

not on ATDHE.net?

allan said...

they had boone's farm in vermont

Jere said...

Red Bullock!

And I only saw his name because I'd searched "malt" and his given name is Malton!

allan said...

what choo walkin' 'bout?

Jere said...

cehck siwng

Benjamin said...

R.C. Stevens

Amy said...

It was dreadful (Boone's Farm), but cheap, which was mattered most to us back then.

SoSock said...

Boone's Farm - the wine of choice for ALL 16-year old kids.
(not that I ever, nevermind)

laura k said...

Hell, if we can use Mead, we can use Boone's Farm, it's about 400 years more current.

Someone's name was Malton Bullock? That's rough.

Jere said...

Chuck Aleno. Ale. No?

Rob said...

ah-choo.

laura k said...

Boone's Farm, sure. Fetzer was another puke-inducing choice. Known here as "the dreaded Fetzer".

Benjamin said...

John Maine

andy said...

Dick Cummings Wakefield.
Too funny.
All drink team?

tim said...

It was dreadful (Boone's Farm), but cheap, which was mattered most to us back then.When you mentioned it in your first post up there, pretty sure various synonyms of 'dreadful' came to my mind as I read "apple wine"

Something about the william tell apple thing, but with the arrow going into your forehead - and thats how you felt the morning after???

laura k said...

I wasn't in the thread the night Fuck Train was invented, so it always catches me by surprise.

Jere said...

Soda Costanza

A Conformer said...

Hey, I've drunk mead a couple of times. It's quite good.

Benjamin said...

Moxie Divis

laura k said...

John Maine?

tim said...

L, is that the same Fetzer as the stuff I see now? California wine I think?

It sounds like the name of a funeral home (or Uncle Fester) - I could never bring myself to drink that, the name reminds me of some sort of embalming fluid.

Choose that pitch wisely.

andy said...

I wish we had names like they did back in thee day.

laura k said...

I've had a mead or two. But still.

tim said...

Fhly Out.

Amy said...

Cleveland crowd keeps fooling me.

Jere said...

Speaking of apple wine: Ed Wineapple.

Benjamin said...

Jerry Tabb.

johngoldfine said...

Yeah, what's/who's John Maine says John (from Maine.)

Unknown said...

Great trade.

Benjamin said...

Maine is a brand of soft drink in Northern Ireland.

Jere said...

Jerry Upp only played in 1909--before numbers, so he didn't wear 7.

allan said...

"Strawberry Wine" - nice song from The Band's overlooked 3rd album.

laura k said...

Same Fetzer, but I think they've tried to upgrade their image. It was really vile stuff, only bearable with a lot of ice, and in great quantities.

Jere said...

Rocky Cola-vito

andy said...

Yes Fetzer is california wine. I think its from somewhere near Modesto which is not the best place for wine grape growing. Very hot with no wind over water to cool it down at night. Makes for high sugar grapes and thusly sweet wine with high alcohol content, perfect for cheap wines and blends.

SoSock said...

Gdgd froze up - wtf is up?

tim said...

It was really vile stuff, only bearable with a lot of ice, and in great quantities.Always something you look for in a fine wine.

Speaking of wine, have you guys heard of the Salute Wine and Food Festival going down in T.O. - early may I think?

laura k said...

"Maine is a brand of soft drink in Northern Ireland."

Most obscure team member?

A Conformer said...

How about Hank AA-ron. If you count ron as rum (in Spanish, and what I'm drinking at the moment), you get double points.

andy said...

I guess I missed the subplot of this thread of misspelling.

tim said...

Yes Fetzer is california wine. I think its from somewhere near Modesto which is not the best place for wine grape growing. Very hot with no wind over water to cool it down at night. Makes for high sugar grapes and thusly sweet wine with high alcohol content, perfect for cheap wines and blends.See, these are things I need to know!

Joe Grav said...

eh?

tim said...

Good start jBay.

Amy said...

Bay! Can we possibly get the leadoff guy home this time?

laura k said...

Another Bayingle

Jere said...

Kevin Saucier

Unknown said...

DO IT AGAIN

andy said...

SoSock my email is clanmcg@gmail.com

email me I will give you my pass for the mlb.tv premium.

Unknown said...

Well, that's 1/4 of doing it again.

Jere said...

Bay is on first with none out, 2-1 on Lowell

Benjamin said...

Greg Norton (norton wine)

laura k said...

Sounds good, but most of those things are weekends-only, so we can't go.

laura k said...

So Tim, wmtc4??

tim said...

Apparently my Lowell cheers didn't post. Oh well.

Alright Captain - do this.

Benjamin said...

Allyn Stout

andy said...

I grew up on our family vineyard in Lodi, CA which is otherwise known as Woodbridge.

allan said...

we make lists, but the game ends and no one collects them.

Jere said...

Johnny Lush

laura k said...

I collect my girls team. I got sick of recreating it all the time and wrote them all down.

Jere said...

Lowell flew out if anyone's without GD

allan said...

anyone with the letters "DUI" in his name?

laura k said...

I was wondering if there was a Stout!

Johnny Lush? F'real? Cool. I wish that were my name.

Not the Johnny part.

I could be L. Lush. Love it.

Benjamin said...

Vin Campbell

andy said...

Come on winners. Have they hit the wall at 11 in a row? If they can continuously repeat that pattern, 11 wins 1 loss I will accept a loss tonight.

tim said...

Gotta wait until May to RSVP to that, L...I'm taking 2 classes that I know the finals are in mid-June, so I'll find out in a week or two when they are and if they interfere with WMTC4. Also 3 other classes that may have midterms and such.

Fucking school likes to schedule shit like that on Saturday nights.

tim said...

L(ush)-girl?

andy said...

Anyone named Drunk?

Jere said...

There was a Billy L. Lush too

laura k said...

You grew up on a vineyard? Allan's dream.

Seriously tho, that's interesting.

Amy said...

TEK!!

Benjamin said...

Tek!

Jere said...

Tek single, Bay to third!

laura k said...

Tekingle!

Amy said...

No Milks or Creams?

allan said...

NotLugo up!!!!

Unknown said...

Come on Green, drive him in.

Benjamin said...

Larry Sherry

A Conformer said...

If we combine Tek with Joe Morgan, we would get Captain Morgan.

Amy said...

Make him work a bit, Green.

Rob said...

Did we mention Rocky Cherry?

tim said...

Amos Strunk - said fastly, could sound like it.

laura k said...

"L(ush)-girl?"

A list I used to be on used to think of all the things L-girl could stand for. Not a game I'll repeat here, but it was often very amusing.

Benjamin said...

Bobby Wine.

Amy said...

Damn.

A Conformer said...

A scrotum fly would be most welcome.

Joe Grav said...

STEAL HOME

tim said...

If we combine Tek with Joe Morgan, we would get Captain Morgan.I know tek sucks, but I'd like to think not THAT bad.

Rob said...

If we combine Tek with Joe Morgan, we would get Captain Morgan. • And that's what we'll want to chug when Captain strikes out and Morgan analyzes it.

Jere said...

Green swings and misses at 3 fastballs. Last one tipped into mitt.

SoSock said...

Thanks.
GDGD is back.
Thanks to you also Andy. I'll e-mail later.

Unknown said...

Not quite Green.

Lyndon?

laura k said...

Oh Tim come on, it's just a Saturday night. You gotta be there!!

Benjamin said...

Charlie Bierman

tim said...

Well, yeah - but I'm saying the school HAS scheduled exams on Saturday from 6:30-9:30 before!

Jere said...

make it my b-day Jacoby. 9/8

laura k said...

Chance to be a hero, Lyndon...

Benjamin said...

FUCK

tim said...

ugh. had my caps lock set and everything

Joe Grav said...

BAH

Unknown said...

Wasted effort.

Anonymous said...

Here come the Dunkin' Doughnuts ads
(I hope)

Amy said...

Extra innings, we hope.

What is the longest game in hours (as opposed to innings)? I could look it up, but I bet one of you knows the answer without looking it up.

If not, I will Google it myself. :)

laura k said...

oh shit

"but I'm saying the school HAS scheduled exams on Saturday from 6:30-9:30 before!"

!!! That's insane! Damn. I thought you meant to stay home and study. That is just crazy.

andy said...

Penis euphemism team?

Kerry Wood
Chin Wang

Jere said...

LOpez in

tim said...

Here come the Dunkin' Doughnuts ads
(I hope)
.

Cialis. Even better. Red sox score better take some cialis.

tim said...

andy said...
Penis euphemism team?

Kerry Wood
Chin Wang
.

Andy.

Unknown said...

White Flag 2.0? WTF!?

Benjamin said...

Longest minor league game was that Pawtucket one (8:25).

laura k said...

"If not, I will Google it myself. :)"

:>)

Joe Grav said...

getting tiiiiiired

andy said...

Whoa penis comment followed by cialis ad.

SoSock said...

I hope you're talking last names only, because there are a lot of Dicks out there.

Jere said...

Longest nine-inning game was done by the Sox recently I think.

andy said...

Gettin randy with my andy

Benjamin said...

Professional is 8:06.

laura k said...

Stick Michaels

A Conformer said...

Extra innings, we hope.

What is the longest game in hours (as opposed to innings)? I could look it up, but I bet one of you knows the answer without looking it up.

If not, I will Google it myself. :)
I know that ALCS 04 game 5 is the longest AL playoff game, and that the Braves-Astros 18-inning game in the same playoffs (or maybe the next year...?) is the longest playoff game. As for regular season, no idea, off the top of my head.

Joe Grav said...

sox-yanks went like 5 hours last year

andy said...

Nice sosock.
A whole lotta dicks. You can't go anywhere without one rubbing up on you.

Amy said...

AL


Chicago 7 vs Milwaukee 6
8h 6m

05-08-1984

25 Innings

Unknown said...

Dick Pole

Two for One

tim said...

!!! That's insane! Damn. I thought you meant to stay home and study. That is just crazy. 

Study? HA! Yeah, it's fucked up they do that. But let me tell you, the after-keggers are that much funner.

allan said...

8 hours, something
brewers/white sox 25 innings in the 80s

Joe Grav said...

fine by me

Grant Salzano said...

Ibbie plz

Amy said...

Longest Game
9 Innings


AL


New York 14 at Boston 11
4h 45m

08-18-2006

Benjamin said...

Longest nine-inning game was done by the Sox recently I think.

Yes (4:45 on 8/18/06 against the MFYs).

allan said...

Grady Sizemore!

andy said...

My spell checker wants to change Redsox to Reds ox.

tim said...

Longest nine-inning game was done by the Sox recently I think. 

I was there! (I think)

Sep 14 (?) 2007 - the game where sox led like 7-1 and yankees won 8-7 or something.

Amy said...

You got it, Allan. See a few above your post.

Longest nine inning game was Red Sox-Yankees in 06. Of course.

Grant Salzano said...

WHERE'S THE IBBIE

andy said...

Lisa Left Eye Lopez

andy said...

I remember a come back win for the Sox over the Yankees one game in I think 07.

Grant Salzano said...

A walk is not a bad thing here...

allan said...

8-8, bot 9th, best time for your worst pitcher

Benjamin said...

Please stop sucking, Lopez. Today's your day not to suck.

tim said...

Hmm. I wonder how long the one I was at was then...too lazy to google it myself at this point. All I know is that my legs died afterwards. Fuckin' standing room.

Grant Salzano said...

That GOD DAMN POUNDING is going to make me kill somebody.

SIT.

Benjamin said...

There's two.

A Conformer said...

The All-penis team has been done at least twice.

Amy said...

Two away. Extra innings coming up. But still a long way from 8 hours, 6 minutes.

tim said...

Longest nine inning game was Red Sox-Yankees in 06. Of course. 

Yeah Amy - during that MONUMENTAL BIGGEST COLLAPSE IN BASEBALL HISTORY! THE BOSTON MASSACRE 5 GAME SWEEP! OMG!

tim said...

The All-penis team has been done at least twice. 

By whom?

Grant Salzano said...

Okay seriously... Why do they have to do that drum pounding thing. Am I the only one going insane over this?????

andy said...

I can personally take credit for one of the times the all penis team was done. Boy my arms were tired.

allan said...

yay tim.

Amy said...

LOL, Tim. That poor guy didn't know what he was in for when he made that comment.

andy said...

That 5 game sweep did effectively close the door on that season.

Rob said...

The All-penis team has been done at least twice. • It's a team effort.

Grant Salzano said...

Cmon Harvey Lopez

Benjamin said...

FUCK YOU LOPEZ

Grant Salzano said...

YE....what?!?!!?!?!

Jere said...

that's the game. Lopez--off the team. Fuck you.

Rob said...

Wow. That was stupid.

Lopez cleans our water.

andy said...

Bring in Smoltz.

allan said...

get
off

my

team

shiotehad

lopez

tim said...

What a fucking miserable fuck.

How about the all fuckstick failure team?

Starting Roster:
1. Javier Lopez

Amy said...

WTF!? SHIT. LOPEZ pitches well and still manages to blow the game.

Joe Grav said...

For Fuck's Sake

andy said...

This guy eats shit.

Jere said...

you were already on the bag, dick

Grant Salzano said...

You've got to be FUCKING shitting me.

Fuck everyone. Fuck. I mean fucking hell seriously Q#$@%#^&U^%$#@@$RETRG

A Conformer said...

Fucking Lopez. For a second I thought he might get out of it.

Amy said...

Allan, you did nail the ending time. Just about 11:30. Unfortunately....

Anonymous said...

Get this motherfucking idiot off my motherfucking team.

/Chupe me culo Javier.

Benjamin said...

Lopez and Penny both need to FOAD.

Unknown said...

I hate you Javier Lopez, I really fucking hate you.

WHITE FLAG 2.0

tim said...

Well, if they can keep on this 11/12 pace the rest of the way...

andy said...

Yep Lopez has joined Lugo as the Timlin reincarnate.

Jere said...

I hate when the kicker determines the outcome of a game.

allan said...

again - worst pitcher in tightest spot = A FUCKING LOSS

andy said...

Brad Penny was a low risk failure.

andy said...

I hate when a basketball team runs out the clock.

SoSock said...

crap

tim said...

Lopez should just die in a fire.

SoSock said...

Oh well, I'm hitting the shower. Just got in around the 6th inning or so.
Dammit

Anonymous said...

PAW-TUCK-ET (CLAPx5)

tim said...

Attention Police: That was in no way a threat to the life of Javier Lopez or any of the Boston Red Sox or any baseball player, anyone named Lopez, or anyone in general. I do not wish to commit arson on anyone at all and am publicly denouncing the act now. That is all.

---

Ever since I read that damn book, it's got me thinking that police check blog comments!

Benjamin said...

shitty game

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