Red Sox - 142 000 100 - 8 14 3Bill James would not approve. Tie game, bottom of the 9th. Who should you put on the mound? Your closer or the worst pitcher on the team?
Spiders - 124 000 101 - 9 13 0
Sadly, Terry Francona chose Option B. And the Red Sox's 11-game winning streak is now history. I can only assume that he hoped to squeak through the 9th (the 8-9-1 hitters were up), maybe get a run or two with FY-Flo-Yook-Drew in the 10th and go to Jonathan Papelbon to nail it down. The only problem with that strategy is you have to not allow a run in the 9th!
Javier Lopez gave up a single to Mark DeRosa (who had homered in the 7th to tie the game at 8-8) to start the final inning. Ben Francisco bunted the runner to second and Grady Sizemore struck out. Lopez went to a full count on Asdrubal Cabrera, who whacked a grounder to the right side.
Kevin Youkilis half-dived to his right, snared it, turned and lobbed an easy, underhanded toss to Lopez. The pitcher and the ball were at the bag in plenty of time, and Lopez's foot was on the base, but he looked down anyway, and the ball clanked off his glove and rolled into foul territory.
Lopez then fell down and Youkilis raced after the baseball, but it was too late. DeRosa was crossing the plate.
Lopez: From a LOOGY to a LWCGAOIHGDMFLDOI.
The Red Sox failed to score in the top of the ninth, with runners at the corners and one out. Nick Green was overmatched on three fastballs and Jacoby Ellsbury lined the ball right to Cabrera at second.
Toronto beat the Royals 8-1, so we are back in 2nd place. The Yankees broke a scoreless tie in Detroit with 10 runs in the seventh and beat the Tigers 11-0.
***
Brad Penny (7.80, 65 ERA+) / Anthony Reyes (4.76, 102 ERA+)
The first place Red Sox (13-6) -- by a slim .017 over the Blue Jays (14-7), but atop the East nonetheless -- continue their series in Cleveland.
Julio Lugo may get his first start of the season tonight. I somewhat fear Tito putting Lugo at leadoff, but I'm now confident that (a) Lugo will be eased into the lineup/regular playing time and (b) Ellsbury's hitting and overall play have improved enough to dispell Francona of that idea.
Only three Red Sox players have ever faced Reyes -- and one of them is Penny! J.D. Drew is 0-for-3 with two strikeouts and Jason Bay is 3-for-6 with a walk.
Of the five Spiders to have seen Penny previously, three are pitchers. Mark DeRosa is 8-for-27 and Tony Graffanino is 1-for-6 (but 0-for-his-last-5). (Graffanino has a -11 OPS+ in 24 plate appearances this year!)
***
Note: The Yankees' run differential is worse than that of the hapless Nationals, owners of the worst record in baseball:
W L PCT RS RA DIFFNew York's Phil "The Franchise" Hughes makes his 2009 debut (6.62 ERA in 2008) in Detroit at 7 PM. ... Jays in Kansas City.
Yankees 9 10 .474 102 126 - 24
Nationals 4 14 .222 85 107 - 22
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RAM TOUGH
Sit
That 30-3 Rangers beatdown on the O's comes to mind.
Funny, I have a flask right next to me and I didn't think of searching that.
And Flask Gordon is an extremely cool name.
Batboy: MC Hammered
Flask wasn't a real name, tho. Just Allan being silly.
Clarence Beers
Punch Knoll.
RAM SAYS FUCK YOU
Very nice! 2 Ks.
Flask wasn't a real name, tho. Just Allan being silly.Oh. There is a Roy Flaskamper, though. On the all drink AND all electric teams.
Sit
Harvey Kuenn should actually be the manager.
Guzuntheit!
Isn't this game on TV somewhere? I'll try Justin TV, maybe?
Choooooo chooooooo!
All aboard the late-game fuck train!
I was thinking Aaron Boone for Boone's Farm Apple Wine, but wasn't sure that was something still in existence. We used to drink it about forty years ago.
Gordon Maltzberger
not on ATDHE.net?
they had boone's farm in vermont
Red Bullock!
And I only saw his name because I'd searched "malt" and his given name is Malton!
what choo walkin' 'bout?
cehck siwng
R.C. Stevens
It was dreadful (Boone's Farm), but cheap, which was mattered most to us back then.
Boone's Farm - the wine of choice for ALL 16-year old kids.
(not that I ever, nevermind)
Hell, if we can use Mead, we can use Boone's Farm, it's about 400 years more current.
Someone's name was Malton Bullock? That's rough.
Chuck Aleno. Ale. No?
ah-choo.
Boone's Farm, sure. Fetzer was another puke-inducing choice. Known here as "the dreaded Fetzer".
John Maine
Dick Cummings Wakefield.
Too funny.
All drink team?
It was dreadful (Boone's Farm), but cheap, which was mattered most to us back then.When you mentioned it in your first post up there, pretty sure various synonyms of 'dreadful' came to my mind as I read "apple wine"
Something about the william tell apple thing, but with the arrow going into your forehead - and thats how you felt the morning after???
I wasn't in the thread the night Fuck Train was invented, so it always catches me by surprise.
Soda Costanza
Hey, I've drunk mead a couple of times. It's quite good.
Moxie Divis
John Maine?
L, is that the same Fetzer as the stuff I see now? California wine I think?
It sounds like the name of a funeral home (or Uncle Fester) - I could never bring myself to drink that, the name reminds me of some sort of embalming fluid.
Choose that pitch wisely.
I wish we had names like they did back in thee day.
I've had a mead or two. But still.
Fhly Out.
Cleveland crowd keeps fooling me.
Speaking of apple wine: Ed Wineapple.
Jerry Tabb.
Yeah, what's/who's John Maine says John (from Maine.)
Great trade.
Maine is a brand of soft drink in Northern Ireland.
Jerry Upp only played in 1909--before numbers, so he didn't wear 7.
"Strawberry Wine" - nice song from The Band's overlooked 3rd album.
Same Fetzer, but I think they've tried to upgrade their image. It was really vile stuff, only bearable with a lot of ice, and in great quantities.
Rocky Cola-vito
Yes Fetzer is california wine. I think its from somewhere near Modesto which is not the best place for wine grape growing. Very hot with no wind over water to cool it down at night. Makes for high sugar grapes and thusly sweet wine with high alcohol content, perfect for cheap wines and blends.
Gdgd froze up - wtf is up?
It was really vile stuff, only bearable with a lot of ice, and in great quantities.Always something you look for in a fine wine.
Speaking of wine, have you guys heard of the Salute Wine and Food Festival going down in T.O. - early may I think?
"Maine is a brand of soft drink in Northern Ireland."
Most obscure team member?
How about Hank AA-ron. If you count ron as rum (in Spanish, and what I'm drinking at the moment), you get double points.
I guess I missed the subplot of this thread of misspelling.
Yes Fetzer is california wine. I think its from somewhere near Modesto which is not the best place for wine grape growing. Very hot with no wind over water to cool it down at night. Makes for high sugar grapes and thusly sweet wine with high alcohol content, perfect for cheap wines and blends.See, these are things I need to know!
eh?
Good start jBay.
Bay! Can we possibly get the leadoff guy home this time?
Another Bayingle
Kevin Saucier
DO IT AGAIN
SoSock my email is clanmcg@gmail.com
email me I will give you my pass for the mlb.tv premium.
Well, that's 1/4 of doing it again.
Bay is on first with none out, 2-1 on Lowell
Greg Norton (norton wine)
Sounds good, but most of those things are weekends-only, so we can't go.
So Tim, wmtc4??
Apparently my Lowell cheers didn't post. Oh well.
Alright Captain - do this.
Allyn Stout
I grew up on our family vineyard in Lodi, CA which is otherwise known as Woodbridge.
we make lists, but the game ends and no one collects them.
Johnny Lush
I collect my girls team. I got sick of recreating it all the time and wrote them all down.
Lowell flew out if anyone's without GD
anyone with the letters "DUI" in his name?
I was wondering if there was a Stout!
Johnny Lush? F'real? Cool. I wish that were my name.
Not the Johnny part.
I could be L. Lush. Love it.
Vin Campbell
Come on winners. Have they hit the wall at 11 in a row? If they can continuously repeat that pattern, 11 wins 1 loss I will accept a loss tonight.
Gotta wait until May to RSVP to that, L...I'm taking 2 classes that I know the finals are in mid-June, so I'll find out in a week or two when they are and if they interfere with WMTC4. Also 3 other classes that may have midterms and such.
Fucking school likes to schedule shit like that on Saturday nights.
L(ush)-girl?
Anyone named Drunk?
There was a Billy L. Lush too
You grew up on a vineyard? Allan's dream.
Seriously tho, that's interesting.
TEK!!
Tek!
Tek single, Bay to third!
Tekingle!
No Milks or Creams?
NotLugo up!!!!
Come on Green, drive him in.
Larry Sherry
If we combine Tek with Joe Morgan, we would get Captain Morgan.
Make him work a bit, Green.
Did we mention Rocky Cherry?
Amos Strunk - said fastly, could sound like it.
"L(ush)-girl?"
A list I used to be on used to think of all the things L-girl could stand for. Not a game I'll repeat here, but it was often very amusing.
Bobby Wine.
Damn.
A scrotum fly would be most welcome.
STEAL HOME
If we combine Tek with Joe Morgan, we would get Captain Morgan.I know tek sucks, but I'd like to think not THAT bad.
If we combine Tek with Joe Morgan, we would get Captain Morgan. • And that's what we'll want to chug when Captain strikes out and Morgan analyzes it.
Green swings and misses at 3 fastballs. Last one tipped into mitt.
Thanks.
GDGD is back.
Thanks to you also Andy. I'll e-mail later.
Not quite Green.
Lyndon?
Oh Tim come on, it's just a Saturday night. You gotta be there!!
Charlie Bierman
Well, yeah - but I'm saying the school HAS scheduled exams on Saturday from 6:30-9:30 before!
make it my b-day Jacoby. 9/8
Chance to be a hero, Lyndon...
FUCK
ugh. had my caps lock set and everything
BAH
Wasted effort.
Here come the Dunkin' Doughnuts ads
(I hope)
Extra innings, we hope.
What is the longest game in hours (as opposed to innings)? I could look it up, but I bet one of you knows the answer without looking it up.
If not, I will Google it myself. :)
oh shit
"but I'm saying the school HAS scheduled exams on Saturday from 6:30-9:30 before!"
!!! That's insane! Damn. I thought you meant to stay home and study. That is just crazy.
Penis euphemism team?
Kerry Wood
Chin Wang
LOpez in
Here come the Dunkin' Doughnuts ads
(I hope).
Cialis. Even better. Red sox score better take some cialis.
andy said...
Penis euphemism team?
Kerry Wood
Chin Wang.
Andy.
White Flag 2.0? WTF!?
Longest minor league game was that Pawtucket one (8:25).
"If not, I will Google it myself. :)"
:>)
getting tiiiiiired
Whoa penis comment followed by cialis ad.
I hope you're talking last names only, because there are a lot of Dicks out there.
Longest nine-inning game was done by the Sox recently I think.
Gettin randy with my andy
Professional is 8:06.
Stick Michaels
Extra innings, we hope.
What is the longest game in hours (as opposed to innings)? I could look it up, but I bet one of you knows the answer without looking it up.
If not, I will Google it myself. :)I know that ALCS 04 game 5 is the longest AL playoff game, and that the Braves-Astros 18-inning game in the same playoffs (or maybe the next year...?) is the longest playoff game. As for regular season, no idea, off the top of my head.
sox-yanks went like 5 hours last year
Nice sosock.
A whole lotta dicks. You can't go anywhere without one rubbing up on you.
AL
Chicago 7 vs Milwaukee 6
8h 6m
05-08-1984
25 Innings
Dick Pole
Two for One
!!! That's insane! Damn. I thought you meant to stay home and study. That is just crazy.
Study? HA! Yeah, it's fucked up they do that. But let me tell you, the after-keggers are that much funner.
8 hours, something
brewers/white sox 25 innings in the 80s
fine by me
Ibbie plz
Longest Game
9 Innings
AL
New York 14 at Boston 11
4h 45m
08-18-2006
Longest nine-inning game was done by the Sox recently I think.
Yes (4:45 on 8/18/06 against the MFYs).
Grady Sizemore!
My spell checker wants to change Redsox to Reds ox.
Longest nine-inning game was done by the Sox recently I think.
I was there! (I think)
Sep 14 (?) 2007 - the game where sox led like 7-1 and yankees won 8-7 or something.
You got it, Allan. See a few above your post.
Longest nine inning game was Red Sox-Yankees in 06. Of course.
WHERE'S THE IBBIE
Lisa Left Eye Lopez
I remember a come back win for the Sox over the Yankees one game in I think 07.
A walk is not a bad thing here...
8-8, bot 9th, best time for your worst pitcher
Please stop sucking, Lopez. Today's your day not to suck.
Hmm. I wonder how long the one I was at was then...too lazy to google it myself at this point. All I know is that my legs died afterwards. Fuckin' standing room.
That GOD DAMN POUNDING is going to make me kill somebody.
SIT.
There's two.
The All-penis team has been done at least twice.
Two away. Extra innings coming up. But still a long way from 8 hours, 6 minutes.
Longest nine inning game was Red Sox-Yankees in 06. Of course.
Yeah Amy - during that MONUMENTAL BIGGEST COLLAPSE IN BASEBALL HISTORY! THE BOSTON MASSACRE 5 GAME SWEEP! OMG!
The All-penis team has been done at least twice.
By whom?
Okay seriously... Why do they have to do that drum pounding thing. Am I the only one going insane over this?????
I can personally take credit for one of the times the all penis team was done. Boy my arms were tired.
yay tim.
LOL, Tim. That poor guy didn't know what he was in for when he made that comment.
That 5 game sweep did effectively close the door on that season.
The All-penis team has been done at least twice. • It's a team effort.
Cmon Harvey Lopez
FUCK YOU LOPEZ
YE....what?!?!!?!?!
that's the game. Lopez--off the team. Fuck you.
Wow. That was stupid.
Lopez cleans our water.
Bring in Smoltz.
get
off
my
team
shiotehad
lopez
What a fucking miserable fuck.
How about the all fuckstick failure team?
Starting Roster:
1. Javier Lopez
WTF!? SHIT. LOPEZ pitches well and still manages to blow the game.
For Fuck's Sake
This guy eats shit.
you were already on the bag, dick
You've got to be FUCKING shitting me.
Fuck everyone. Fuck. I mean fucking hell seriously Q#$@%#^&U^%$#@@$RETRG
Fucking Lopez. For a second I thought he might get out of it.
Allan, you did nail the ending time. Just about 11:30. Unfortunately....
Get this motherfucking idiot off my motherfucking team.
/Chupe me culo Javier.
Lopez and Penny both need to FOAD.
I hate you Javier Lopez, I really fucking hate you.
WHITE FLAG 2.0
Well, if they can keep on this 11/12 pace the rest of the way...
Yep Lopez has joined Lugo as the Timlin reincarnate.
I hate when the kicker determines the outcome of a game.
again - worst pitcher in tightest spot = A FUCKING LOSS
Brad Penny was a low risk failure.
I hate when a basketball team runs out the clock.
crap
Lopez should just die in a fire.
Oh well, I'm hitting the shower. Just got in around the 6th inning or so.
Dammit
PAW-TUCK-ET (CLAPx5)
Attention Police: That was in no way a threat to the life of Javier Lopez or any of the Boston Red Sox or any baseball player, anyone named Lopez, or anyone in general. I do not wish to commit arson on anyone at all and am publicly denouncing the act now. That is all.
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Ever since I read that damn book, it's got me thinking that police check blog comments!
shitty game
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