March 11, 2008

"Joe Maddon Is A 2.4 Gigahertz Linksys Router"

It's not even mid-March and the guys at FJM are in crisp, mid-season form. ... They're bringing it like Pedro, circa 1999.

8 comments:

Sean O said...
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allan said...

Huh.

News to me. I know the FJM bunch outed themselves a little while ago, but I don't watch The Office.

One thing I did find out recently is that he likes Infinite Jest. KT is also a Red Sox fan.

allan said...

Not posted in reply to Sean O, but he reminded me:

I may need to amend my posting rules and allow people to use "that being said" but forbid the use of "man-______" (-crush, -love, -purse, -hug, -etc.)

It's okay to say you have a "crush" on him.

You won't catch teh gay. Honest.

...

Well, I'm like 83% sure.

laura k said...

Hey Allan, thanks for considering that revised rule. Sean O notwithstanding, the expression "man-crush" is homophobic. As if you don't say it that way, someone might think...! Heaven forbid.

Crush is crush, says I.

Jack Marshall said...

Good rule. Man-crush, man-boobs, Man Ray, man-wich, manimal, Man-Tan...they're all dumb. Makes me want to castrate myself with a spork.

allan said...

Man-crush, man-boobs, Man Ray, man-wich, manimal, Man-Tan...they're all dumb.

Man Ray? If you took the time to study his paintings and photographs, I think you'd see the light. Everyone does ... well, everyone who's not a total moron with the attention span of a meerkat.

:>)

Jack Marshall said...

Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention...

Actually, I love Man Ray's work. I could even say I have a Man Ray crush, but that would be banned.

laura k said...

Sean O couldn't take it, eh?