Stuck Inside Mom's Basement With the Spreadsheet Blues AgainIf only this came with an audio recording.
... Now the trainer gave me two cures,
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was lidocaine,
The other was just a vitamin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
The swelling was not sublime,
My butt's just getting uglier
An' I may have to do some time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be Stuck Inside Mom's Basement With the Spreadsheet Blues Again
(found via shysterball)
In 2004, I did a short Dylan post, which I think has held up quite well.